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The Ridiculous Life of the Reborn Mage Practicing Magic
After waking up William saw that Sofie was still passed out next to him, he had to admit that she did look extremely cute but he quickly got up and changed. Today he had other plans that did not involve fooling around. Once he was ready he calmly walked down to the magic training ground, in the past he would never be seen there since he was a terrible student but now William wanted to practice a little to see exactly what power he had currently and get used to this new body. When he arrived he saw a range where people ca practice long-range magic, a series of arenas where people could spar, and then a building with private rooms where one could practice in private. Usually, these would be full but William knew the secret, teenagers despised waking up before 10 AM so he would have a much higher chance if he went a little early. As he walked up to the desk where he would be assigned a room and saw an old man sitting there, seeing him the old man straightened his glasses and looked a
The Ridiculous Life of the Reborn Mage Saulon
William walked the snowy streets of Saulon as he looked at the stores that sold magical equipment and artifacts, the more he walked around the more he was shocked. 'The Vial of Eternal Frost is just sitting in the store to be sold!? There is also The Crystal Rose and too many other powerful materials! I can remake my immortal body in the future much stronger at this rate!' It did not take him long to learn that resources in this world were much more plentiful than his last. Things that could not be bought with money were sitting on shelves for a mere few dozen gold coins. The more items he looked at the more excited he was, soon greed started to make its way into his eyes, and quickly he began making various malicious schemes to extort money, steal, and other evil plans. Quickly he stopped himself. 'I don't need to do those kinds of things, I am sure those rich girls will spoil me soon enough.' With that he gained new confidence as he continued exploring, he would have multiple
The Ridiculous Life of the Reborn Mage Exploration Club
While William explored Saulon and obtained The Tome of Arcana, Sofie finally woke up and collected herself. 'I really did that yesterday.' Looking back on it, she was somewhat surprised she went through with it and had sex with William. The only thing more surprising than that she went through with it was how good it felt, as she thought back to it an itch returned to her crotch. Before she started getting too excited she remembered she had club today and since it started in the late morning she most likely had to hurry back to get ready. With a few deep breaths, she got dressed and left William's room, if all went her way she would be returning there many times in the future. After a long shower and a new change of clothes, she made her way to the extra-curricular building where all the clubs met, as she made her way to the top floor she was nervous about how her friends would react. In truth when they first got to the academy almost 4 years ago many of them had eyes for Willi
The Ridiculous Life of the Reborn Mage New Power
While a certain pair of twins was trying to find William to exchange pointers in bedroom gymnastics the old man who gave him The Tome of Arcana was calmy loading the items that were previously on display around his store into a small chest that magically fit everything inside without any problems. "Ah, now I can finally go and retire in the Silvareth Mountains, hopefully, nothing happens to this guy." After a few more hours the man left and the shop was completely deserted other than William passed out on the wood floor and an unassuming book on the empty counter. When the sun came up the next day William slowly opened his eyes with a groggy expression. As he looked around to see what happened to him he was shocked to see the shop completely empty and the old man gone. 'I wasn't even able to react to that spell and I was instantly knocked out, that old guy is much stronger than I originally thought.' After sitting up and regaining his bearings William looked around and saw the b
The Ridiculous Life of the Reborn Mage An Unforeseen Enigma Unfolds
After taking his time to walk back to the academy, William walked back to his dorm, today he had an afternoon class so he needed to change and get ready for class. When he was entering he saw a female pair that was made up of two beautiful girls who were twins walking away with annoyed expressions, he recognized them from his memories as the Fairchild twins. While absentmindedly walking up to his room on the third floor, he wondered what they were doing in the boy's dorms since it was rare for girls to come there. Once he got inside he was surprised to see a letter that was slid under his door, as curiosity got the better of him he sat down to open it. The handwriting on the envelope was beautiful calligraphy spelling out his name and the paper used was of high quality, from outward appearances it seemed like a serious letter but with the strange method of delivery, he was not sure what to expect as he opened it. Since it was not sealed he instantly got the page within, After u
The Ridiculous Life of the Reborn Mage Meeting a Strange Girl
While sitting in his class William consistently felt the stare of the ashen-haired girl while trying to create a plan for the next few days, the feeling he got from her ruby eyes was something akin to domination, like he was something she had to completely crush into submission. With my experience as a powerful and long-lived mage from his past life, he was not scared or intimidated, simply confused as to why she was acting like that since from his memories it had never happened before. After a long lecture on the topic of how magic changed reality by creating seemingly impossible phenomena, William left and started heading back to his dorm. As he walked along the corridor a sudden movement happened in front of him as someone appeared from seemingly nowhere, instantly noticing who it was he frowned. "Who are you and why have you been looking at me like that all throughout the class and now following me?" Without responding instantly the girl instead approached him and began bre
The Ridiculous Life of the Reborn Mage Like a Wild Beast +18
As William and Clara were walking back to his dorm she remained in very close proximity to him, if normal people were newly acquainted it would be uncomfortable how close she was to him. By the time they arrived at the boy's dorm, she was visibly breathing heavily and aroused. Although William appeared much calmer in truth he was not much better, it was not often someone so beautiful came and propositioned him for sex in such a straightforward manner. By the time the door to his room closed behind them, Clara instantly turned to him and jumped on him, wrapping her legs around his waist and arms around his neck and she began aggressively kissing him on the lips. As her tongue aggressively invaded his mouth with her reckless abandon William held her by her firm ass and began to feel her up, although Clara would be said to be on slim size she still had a nice and firm butt and beautifully proportional breasts that were perfect to hold in ones' hand. As the two began kissing in an agg
The Ridiculous Life of the Reborn Mage Trouble in Saulon
After a long night of going to pound town Clara finally could not handle it anymore and slumped forward, completely passed out. After getting rid of any chance of pregnancy William also slumped down beside her and signed. In truth, the entire situation spiraled much more than he ever imagined, not only was this half-vampire girl extremely crazy but she also had unreal stamina. Originally he assumed that she was close to being done after around half an hour but shockingly she continued to hold on to consciousness and continually spew extremely lewd words for hours, constantly talking about getting pregnant or buying him as a slave to use for herself. In his past life, William had only ever been a situation with a crazy woman of that degree once but it was a very different situation with a different type of crazy. Even though he was exhausted he still decided to do certain things before finally getting some sleep, first, he used a wind spell to blow the absolutely foul smell out of t
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The Nature of Precognition
Looking at the beautiful woman who had approached the duo, William and Sarah were stunned. They had never expected someone to say such a brazen thing to either of them. Recovering quickly, Sarah looked at her from a distance. "Did you really just say that to someone the first time you laid eyes on them?" Seeing Sarah for the first time, she looked at her without any emotion. "Is he from your family? Well, I need him to spend the night getting me pregnant today; if he is promised to someone else, I can compensate your family for taking him." "May I ask who the person who wants to have a child with me is?" Turning to look at him, the woman revealed a small smile. "My name is Stephany Windstorm; I was invited here by Princess Natalia; she and I are good friends." "And you want to have a child with me; why?" "I apologize if it seems abrupt, but I had an epiphany a short while ago and realized I wanted a child. Since then, I have been feeling pulled here. Once I saw you, I knew I h
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This is a party hosted by Royalty?
The following day, William woke up with the sun high in the sky and let out a groggy yawn, the events of the night and morning before playing out in his mind. Thinking about his overflowing passion, he became slightly embarrassed before looking to the side to see Sarah still sleeping; she looked beautiful under the sheets and peaceful. William had not taken any other potions in this life, so the Enchanter's Ember essence he had taken the past few days had taken effect, and his mana sensitivity improved somewhat. He didn't want to disturb her, so he injected much mana into the Tome of Arcana. Feeling the frosty feeling of mana being siphoned out of him at a rapid rate, William was left marveling at the time. He was sure it was an item with many secrets. After that, William went and had lunch prepared by the staff. He liked the way the villa was set up. The staff only came to deliver meals and clean them up, waiting for the people living there to go out to enter and leave the house
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A pinch of gold can tip the scale of fortune
As mana continued to swirl around the dining table, creating a stationary tornado of invisible might, William could feel the world around him changing from a charcoal sketch to a vibrant watercolor. Everything seemed more substantial, and the world became more lively. As his perception changed, his senses were bombarded with feelings of euphoria more intense than any sexual experience possible, the hair on his body brushing against his clothing sending shocks through his body as he was lost in a sea of unprecedented pleasure. After nearly 10 minutes, the vortex of mana finally abated as he adjusted to the changes in perception. As he opened his eyes, he could see the dining room mostly intact, with small objects near him pushed away and the dining table pushed a few inches. Around 6 feet away from him, Sarah stood there staring at him, waiting for the phenomenon to end. When he spotted her, he fully realized the extent to which his vision had changed. His eyesight didn't get bet
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Everyone has their own Motivation
William stood up the following day, gazing out the large window of the master bedroom, and let out a turbid breath. Looking back at the bed, he saw Sarah sleeping blissfully and a couple of empty potion flasks on the bedside table. Do many young men not dream of such a sight? When boys begin the path to power, many boys have a ridiculous goal of having many beautiful lovers who will unconditionally love them. In reality, William was similar in his younger years; growing up in a non-magical middle-class family, he would often dream of charming a princess, spending the rest of his life in bliss within some elegant palace, and having many children. Looking back at the beginning of his previous life, he couldn't help but be emotional; what would he of that time think if he saw the scene of the daughter of a duke begging for me? Well.... It's probably best he didn't see that. Then his mind went to the potion flasks; they had once contained Enchanter's Ember Essence; this potion dr
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A Mage's Life
Caspian looked down at the new wand he had previously bought; the beautiful ash wood stick held a rune-etched copper core and would be his new weapon on his current expedition into a large section of ancient Dupont Empire ruins. While sitting in his carriage he practiced drawing the wand quickly, acquainting himself with the feeling in preparation for emergencies. schlick schlick After practicing for a few minutes and getting a feel for the new 13-inch long wand he holstered it and lamented on the reality of being a mage from a middle-class family. Many mages he knew from noble families had this quality wand while still in the academy. Still, he could only afford it after working a dangerous job for almost a decade. He would be middle-aged soon! Thinking about this, Caspian slightly smiled when thinking about his current exploration; although the time commitment might be a little long, at least a month, maybe two or three months if it went long, he would earn as much as he wo
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Thoroughly Provoked
On the carriage ride back to the villa they were living in, Sarah was feeling highly peeved. People without much experience in noble circles might miss it, but she was well aware that Princess Natalia was continuously disrespecting and attempting to provoke her. From the moment she invited herself to join their private dinner until the end, the princess talked down to her many times and openly flaunted her wealth like a law-class businessman who had just closed their first big deal. If only their statuses were more similar, she would have been able to respond with righteous indignation; unfortunately, she was a princess of an empire while she was merely the daughter of a duke coming from a small country in the surrounding area. In truth, without her own academic and magical success, Natalia would definitely not care about someone like her, but since she took notice and seemed to acknowledge her as some sort of rival, she acted so rudely. Thinking about this, Sarah was enraged;
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Royalty are a Headache
"I am sorry to interrupt, but are you Sarah Goldcrest by chance?" Hearing the soft female voice who approached their table, William turned his attention to the young woman next to their table. After a cursory glance, anyone could tell she was a rare beauty, with dark gray hair flowing down to her low back and pitch-black eyes that seemed to hide a dark secret. Seeing her arrive, Sarah stood up to greet her. "Good evening, Your Majesty; I am Sarah Goldcrest; it is an honor to meet you." It did not matter what number of princess she was. Royalty had to be treated a certain way. "It is good to meet you as well; who might this gentleman be?" "Hello, your majesty. My name is William Sterling; it is a pleasure to meet you." Natalia was dressed in a black lace dress that ended at her knees, contrasting with her pale skin to create a charming appearance. "Nice to meet you as well, William. Do you guys mind if I pull up a chair? I have something to speak to you about briefly." Hear
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Reflections in the Labyrinth of the Self
Humans can be bizarre creatures, changing between kindness and cruelty at the drop of a hat, pursuing a noble cause to engaging in debauchery on the same night. Like this, the only constant in human behavior is eternal change, sometimes evolution and sometimes degeneration, humans will always seek novelty. People often create suffering where it does not exist and find happiness in the depths of despair; only with something to compare to can people truly experience the vivacities of life. It did not even take until their main course arrived before William and Sarah experienced the strangeness of humanity. The table with a group of young men and a single young woman suddenly became route abruptly. "Say that again Anton! I dare you to say that again!" "I said, "At least I did not sex traffic my own sister," what are you going to do about it?" Upon hearing that the entire dining room went completely silent, William, who was enjoying his appetizer, a light vegetable soup, frowned
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A Late Lunch or an Early Dinner?
After leaving the alchemy guild, William and Sarah returned to the carriage that had brought them originally. It was situated less than a hundred meters away, and the coachman, an older gentleman named Oliver, was waiting for them. William had talked with him a few times and understood that he was Sarah's primary guard while living outside the country and was a very competent mage. Although he did not live in the villa with them, he would accompany them whenever they left for protection. As they got into the carriage, Sarah turned to William. "We should go to a nice restaurant to celebrate doing so well. Do you have anywhere you would like to go?" Hearing her question, William couldn't help but feel a little weird being treated like this but didn't overthink it. She was a wealthy noble daughter, and he was a broke kid from a working-class family. Even with his knowledge, it didn't change that he was currently lacking in his means. Realistically, he had been waiting for the potio
