Yo, why is everyone looking at me like that? You guys were shouting even more creative insults than I had given you credit for.
I almost thought it wasn't even the cultivation world anymore, no one said, 'trash', 'grandfather', or 'sneered', just good old trolling.
Watching the ultimate moves of the two guys gave me nausea for an unknown reason. Just as I drank some water to quench my thirst, the fight was already over and everyone was giving me weird looks.
I looked at the stage where only the violent guy was standing now, holding a golden crystal in his hand. Eh, where did the other one go?
People around me were far too shocked and horrified to answer me. My miserable helpless cousin was bawling like a child, as usual, and my manipulative cousin was wiping her tears as well.
What the f*ck happened in a few moments? Guys, I have FOMO, can anyone cue me in, to the really cool thing that just happened?
Before I could ask anyone, the previous
Of course, mindlessly rampaging wasn't allowed by the managing elder, the organizers, and the leading elder of the women sect team.He was put down quickly by these guys but he was still staring at my Goddess with killing intent.I didn't miss this chance to attack his rationality again, "SHE WAS ALSO THE ONE THAT ORDERED US TO BEAT SENSE INTO YOU, PIECE OF TRASH BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT. YOU'RE NOT MY COUSIN, YOU'RE A MONSTER."My words triggered his sensitive spots because as soon as he heard them, he stood up with a dangerous aura sizzling out of him. Even the elders were feeling a bit afraid of him now, but he still wasn't set free. They needed to abide by the rules after all.Being suppressed by the elders made him livid, as his turbulent rage found an outlet.At this moment, everyone that stopped him from killing us was his mortal enemy, if he had to slaughter the world, then so be it.Blood covered his eyes and body as
I tried my best. I really tried my best. But how many can kill their own parents without any past records of abuse or harassment? Well, even those people don't. So how could I? I really wanted to be an orphan though. Their life experience is so rich. They are underestimated and then they shine. Ai, why did God give me filthy rich parents? Am I supposed to be a side character now? Do I keep waiting for a ray of hope, my golden cheat to sparkle someday just as I wake up? I peek at the beautiful naked lady sleeping beside me, my wife. She didn't even know me, why didn't she break our engagement off? What a gold-digger! Even loving me so much without any deceitful schemes, how boring! How absolutely boring!! Should I try being a villain? I remember fainting after killing a cockroach once ahem, I mean I was told I had fainted in the hospital. I keep thinking of this as I'm drinking vod
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I'm a simple old man.Simple, because I've accomplished nothing much in my life as an adventurer. It was absolutely common.My son was also an adventurer. He had a lovely wife and a little daughter.He picked a place to hunt along with his wife one day and didn't return. My weary shoulders were burdened further with the weight of my granddaughter's responsibilty.But I endured and started a stall. I rummaged through everything that I had picked in my life, ranging from rusty swords, strong talismans, weird tokens, to medicinal pills and uncommon beast hides.It was going well, the marketplace was crowded. I was an honest dealer too.Until one day, a curious young man stumbled upon my sword and took it a hundred times cheaper than I had originally estimated, but since it wasn't getting sold, I decided I might as well sell it.Yeah, I'm old, and I guess my memory failed me.That man killed the emperor with that specific swo
My head hurts.Who am I?Where am I from?I move my body as I ask myself basic questions.The headache is no more but strange new memories appeared in my head.I begin to organise them.Hmmm, so this unlucky guy died after being poisoned by his main clan's people.Don't worry, dead character, I swear I'll make your name resound in the nine heavens.This hut is old, well, he was ostracized indeed, my parents are from the side branch of this massive clan. We're suppressed.I'll take this guy's parents as my own. I didn't get enough love in my previous life. I won't disappoint you, new parents.creek~The door opened and gentle women came bursting in. She had beautiful everything but I didn't intend to fu** because it'll look bad on me.My loser–ahem, caring father came shortly after and we hugged and cried, almost smooching.Next day, a sneering 9 year old kid from the main clan came and p
Help!I need urgent help!Gods, Immortals, Fairies, Demons, Monsters, anyone!One month ago, I was just your normal normal rich without much ambition.I wanted a simple home and a lovely wife and spend my old years travelling around.But it all changed when one of my maids tried to poison me, seemingly without any reason.My uncle started vying for the leadership of the family.My parents were poisoned too. How the FU** did they get so much undetectable poison anyway!?Ever since then, my bad luck has been off the charts.Cultivators came and tried to kill me. I escaped like a beggar.Lighting came crashing down. I got saved as it struck a tree.Suddenly, everyone started trying to kill me.Then, everyTHING started trying to kill me. Mythical beasts, earthquakes, and betraying kins weren't enough, illnesses started flaring up within my body too.Yesterday, I was resting within a pit I made in
The cultivation world is heartless.The cultivation world is cold.It's law of the jungle out there.I grew up cultivating hearing all these things.Were these lies? I still don't think so, but what does any of it matter when I have a sword piercing through me. The cold eyes of a kid 10 years younger than me and two realms below me in cultivations reflect my gloomy and miserable sight, on the verge of dying.My 'crime'? I didn't help him when he was bullied by my peer when he joined the sect.How stupid is this? Oh, how stupid it is that a whiny teenager is preaching to me about morals and regretting my actions when he's simply flexing his strength as well.Originally, this was the guy that had the lowest penchant possible for cultivation, a black spirit root. Why would I have cared about his well-being?Oh, you're asking how did manage to poke a hole through me if he's two realms below me? I DON'T FU**ING KNOW!It's his
I'm a fiction made real.I'm a lie that turned the truth.A spirit cast into reality through the power of a thousand lies.I don't remember when I gained consciousness at first but the first thing I remember was the face of a filial young man that used my name to hide his inheritance."Mother, my master is very kind and helpful in his teachings. You don't have to worry about me, I'll definitely sort out all of our family's troubles by learning from him. It is my luck to be taught by him, otherwise how else would I have become so strong in such a short period." This was the first anchor of my existence, the voice of my first indirect disciple.It helped me sort out my thoughts as I became aware of who I was and the reason for my existence.Since then, I keep becoming more and more aware as the kids kept pinning their wildest immortal skills and manuals to have come out of my inheritance.I'm a free and unfettered old immortal, and also