I sighed.Then I pulled a face when I remember that certain dog again. Hmp. I hope he trips somewhere. I hope the male lead becomes impotent! The main characters must be enjoying their happy ending now. 'Ahg. So frustrating.'Hitting my chest to relieved the suffocating feeling, I thought: 'Forget it. Ah, whatever.'Since I came back, I don't dare read web novels anymore. I was traumatized. Scared sh*t that I might transmigrate again.These months, I've been so busy. But I'm still worried about Jin'er and the people from the Prime Minister House and I really want to double check the ending of the novel.The night came.Liu Mei stood on her door as she stared at me like I'm such an eyesore. Unfortunately, I'm living now in the same house with her. Traumatized by transmigration, I changed job, changed apartment, changed my bed and I stopped reading web novels.Better safe than sorry ah."Hurry. Read it.""Dude, why me? Why are you reading this kind of trash?"Although that novel made
'Why did I come back again?' Unlike the first, I transmigrated to the novel four years before the plot started.I've been so careful.Like I said, I changed job, apartment, bed and I even stopped reading web novels. I only asked Liu Mei to read the ending of the novel for me and that's it. I didn't even peek.The hell! I am so.. pissed!All the bullying scenes, my green-tea acting scenes, the jumping in the cold lake scheme and more; don't tell me, I have to redo everything?Do I really have to experience all those fighting and chasing scenes; the blood splattering to my face moment and the horrible death as the villainess— the second time?Why am I back to square one? Mother of Pearls!"My lady, did you forget that Her Highness Princess of Laoyang invited you to the palace today?"My forehead knocked into the table. 'Author-sama, I surrender. Please don't do this to me.'It's just like that one time where I'm preparing a presentation and I've been working on that in my computer for
I really don't know what to feel. This was already my second transmigration to this sadomasochistic novel, so of course, I already know my way around here. I was less desperate and had less doubts. I was braver this time.The history was already written. My regrets from my first transmigration, I don't want to make them the second time.I put meticulous attention to each details of the original plot; I promised to myself that I won't make the same mistakes I made before and planned to make good decisions on my own without errors.'Jayo!'"Crown prince brother, stop staring at Lady Bai. Hmp."I couldn't help but smile thinking that this bratty little seventh princess tried to protect this villainess until the end. She's really a good friend.'I'm afraid to leave you here. Come with me to Du Empire. I will protect you there.'Li Cha linked her arms with me; fluttered her long eyelashes as she taunted her little victory to her older brother. I sighed at the two, watching them bickering
"The lady must've like the Dog Prince that's why she's helping him every time."Heaven ah! I never felt so offended like this before. Ever! I wanted to slapped them with my mêimäô. (*veil hat)My eyes squinted at the people in the next table and looked at them like they have five heads? Are you.. freaking serious? I'm helping the male lead because it's what written in the plot, that's all."They must be in a secret relationship."*cough*cough* I never thought that I'd die the second time.. by choking on noodles. 'What relationship? Ill-fated relationship?'Jin'er lightly tapped my back while passing me a glass of water. "Slowly, my lady."Like my life was depended on it, I gulped the water rapidly to force the food down, then I heard them say again: "The Crown Princess candidate must've seduced the Dog Prince."Oh God Lord, jiū jiū wō! (*help me)"My lady!" Jin'er was holding my whole arm, apparently restraining me."Don't stop me Jin'er. I'm going to fight them." I gritted my teeth i
"Worship the heaven, earth and the ancestors."That moment when you talk sh*t and have to eat your own words. (ཀ ∧ ཀ )"First kowtow for harmony."Red symbolizes good luck, happiness and prosperity. Well, marrying the male lead, I.. highly doubt that. Oh dear, aside from PTSD.. starting that day, I also think, I'm having an erythrophobia (*fear of color red)."Second kowtow to the heaven and the earth."Don't asked me why I didn't run away because I sincerely tried numerous times and failed miserably. The Bai couple locked me up in my own bedchamber for a month before the wedding day."Third kowtow to each other."Just like that, I became a married woman. At the young age of fifteen, the duck villainess married the dog male lead who suffers a facial paralysis.After the wedding ceremony, I don't know if I should be grateful or what when the male lead received an imperial edict by Emperor Li Hai, ordering him to immediately depart to the Southern Border.I think that day, my soul left
Alarmed by what I'm hearing; I took a step back, instinctively pushing the emperor away from me in the process.We looked at each other, both had a shock expression in our faces. When he recovered, Li Rui stretched his hand towards me again. "Lady Bai, I..""Your Majesty!"Bai Yan with red eyes and her glamorous red dress approached us. She glanced at me in angry manner; I gulped.'What duck-sh!t scene is this?!'This is the Prince Palace, so why are you people keep coming here? Disturbing this villainess peaceful life as an abandoned wife. Stop bringing this villainess a dog drama!"Greetings to Her Highness The Empress." I saluted.'Bai Yan, it's not what you think it is. You're not wearing a green-hat. Believe me.'"An important letter came from the Nan Army."After reading the said letter; Li Rui stood there silently with a complicated expression on his face.Bai Yan smirked. "I suggest to let the Nan Queen depart immediately."Just like that, I was thrown to my mortal enemy.. the
As a matter of fact, I really don't have any idea on how to act infront of the male lead. I mean.. now the story has long changed its course, I was unsure if should I still act as a bully to him or what?Looking at the male lead puppy appearance, I can't bear to. I feel like I'm executing an animal abuse. (*lol)"Suxin? Is that you?""Your Highness—""No. Call my name. Call me by my name. Tell me, it's you. Please.."'Li Han..' I bit my tongue, his name almost escape my lips. "Prove it to me. Prove it to me that you're Bai Suxin. Please..""Though, this must be another dream; can you.. just let me deceive myself for once?"'What is he saying?'"Li Han, why are you crying? Stop. I said, stop."I stretched out my hands. As my fingers touched the tears on his cheeks, I hardened my heart and scolded him: "Don't cry. Don't you dare cry for me."I closed my eyes in frustration, unable to understand what's happening right now. But I was certain that he's cornering me. I know that there were
Warning: Reader discretion is advised.——His Highness Nan King made no further movement that's when I realized, he was waiting for a response. I let go of the blanket and gently held his idol-type face. I can't really pushed the male lead in the chest or shoulders, he's wounded."A kiss.""Just one kiss. You need time to heal."Li Han closed his eyes; when he opened them again, there was a mysterious glint in them."I understand, wife. A kiss."Just imagine the surprise look I made when I heard the dog prince agreed. 'What is he saying with that puppy expression?' It makes me want to pat him again. 'See? The male lead is reasonable? What a cute puppy.' That's.. what I thought and I was damn.. wrong.I was never been this wrong because if I can, I'll slap myself and push my dumb self to the cliff. He lied! No matter how cute he is, Li Han is still a dog! I should've known, that this will happen. It's a scam!'Bad dog! Bad dog!' *Wahhh!!When Li Han shoved his tongue inside my mouth,