Today was the wedding day, and everything had been meticulously organized and planned. However, the groom and the bride seemed to have their own way of making things go awry. Patal commented, "I think you messed up the order," as he fixed Gaige's hair. On the other side, Lisa was busy ironing Gaige's clothes. "Do I?" Gaige replied with a wide smile. "Yes, the honeymoon should come after the wedding." "Well, I already got it backward since I had a son first," he proudly said, which only elicited sighs from the two of them. Fifteen minutes before the wedding ceremony was set to begin, the groom and the bride were still not ready because they couldn't resist being playful at such times. The system that Gaige had thought would help them had actually betrayed them. Nevertheless, the couple remained in high spirits, even though everyone else was panicking due to their tardiness. "See, we made it on time," Gaige casually said, despite the exhausted expressions of everyone around them.
Gaige felt like the chaos at his wedding was some sort of déjà vu, as if it had happened before. However, as he came to understand that this was not déjà vu but rather his karma, he couldn't help but grin. Observing Ainspenser, who was still under Ellise's spell, he muttered, "The main characters must want me to experience this too." Outside, Ellise was causing havoc while the priest continued the hour-long wedding ceremony. This effort might be futile if Ainspenser couldn't even say her own wedding vow. Despite the chaos, Gaige was not acting in vain. As he saw his window stat appear in front of him, he held onto hope for a favorable outcome. [Alert: Extra Mission (Non-Andy Related)] [Mission: Assist the purger who'll purge the demonic wolf princess.] [Target: Ellise Thom] [Click here to view Ellise's Akashic Records] [Reward: 100 EC and 100 EXP] [Note: This mission is an automatic assignment to all purgers around the demonic wolf princess.] [Note: You're only allowed to ass
Gaige Feryuson decided to rely on the Akashic Record. With some hesitation, he activated this system feature, and almost immediately, the Akashic Record blurted out words that were entirely unnecessary for his needs. The record said, [The idiom "A crane in a flock of chickens" is used to describe someone who stands out or is outstanding in a particular group or setting. This phrase paints a vivid picture of a tall, graceful crane surrounded by a large flock of ordinary chickens, symbolizing a person's exceptional appearance, abilities, or talents that make them prominent among those around them.] "Woah. The Akashic record is dramatic too." Gaige commented when words echoed inside his head as soon as the search result for the Akashic records appeared. Gaige was bored listening to such flowery words. Only when Ellise is finally mentioned in the records does it become interesting. [Ellise, the prideful princess of a demonic red wolf pack, ultimately the "crane" among the ordinary chick
The narrative of the Akashic Record abruptly changed and went in a direction that Gaige didn't want to go in. [Ellise forced a bond on you. She linked your souls together, which the other gods weren't pleased with, so they threw her back to the demon realm.] "I assume they remembered to undo what she did." [Yes. The deities, especially Lord Ydnah, made sure that the bond she tied to you was severed.] "So why does that b*tch go against my wedding vow?" [Ellise returned to the demon realm in great devastation. She not only loses her reputation, but she also loses the first person she loved.] "Scumbag. Ignoring me again." Gaige said. While he performs the wedding rituals, he is fully adjusting to how to communicate with the akashic record inside his head. He even checked Ainspenser's breathing first before he helped her do her part in the ritual. Meanwhile, Gaige was unsurprised to learn that one of his previous lives was as a god. He is a multiple-lifer; whatever he was in his pa
Gaige Feryuson was already troubled with his current situation, but the system never failed to add to his troubles. On top of the already text-filled system screen, another pop-up message appeared, which read: [Do you want to borrow the deceased god's power?][Yes/No] "Are you trying to get me in trouble again?" Gaige asked as he looked at the pop-up message. He had learned his lesson: a purger with divine powers would cause a lot of errors in the system, leading to significant disturbances. He was unsure whether this pop-up message represented the system's will or was just another glitch that might initially be helpful but ultimately cause him headaches. So he chose "No." If everything else failed, he would run away with others. Although it was his past self, borrowing the power of unknown gods was a riskier proposition. "Gaige Feryuson, please say your wedding vow." the priest instructed. But instead of doing what the priest said, he gave Ainspenser to the priest and asked him to
In the midst of a chaotic situation, at the messy altar, two people tied the knot, seemingly unaffected by the chaos around them, with their gazes focused solely on each other. "I, Gaige Feryuson, take you, Ainspenser, to be my wife. I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will care for you and honor you all the days of my life." Gaige recited the most generic wedding vow one could hear, but Ainspenser's natural pallor came to life as she listened to the vow of the person she deeply admired. She didn't find the vow inadequate; in fact, the blessing of finally marrying the person she loved filled her with euphoria. When it was her turn to recite her vow, she felt nervous about stumbling over her words. Her throat grew dry from anxiety, and she repeatedly swallowed. Only when she glimpsed Gaige's face, which provided her comfort, did she begin to feel at ease. She took a deep breath before she could start her vow. "I, Ainspenser, take you,
"Congratulations!" "Best wishes!" "Wishing you all the happiness in the world!" Some of Gaige's family members awkwardly offered their congratulations. The incredibly chaotic wedding had just concluded. Only a few individuals managed to recover from the chaotic scenes that had unfolded both inside and outside the church. Standing before Gaige, ready to congratulate him, were Patal, Lisa, Gun, Axel, Anniston, and the children, despite the many questions swirling in their minds. Inside the church, the priests and congregation remained prostrated, engaged in an exceptionally lengthy prayer. This was because the god they served had seemingly manifested before them, though it was nothing more than an all-encompassing presence of light. Meanwhile, the purgers remained seated in the pews, incapacitated by the physical injuries inflicted upon them by Ellise and the warrior angels. Antur was occupied comforting Eric, who was deeply distraught over purging his own mother. Finally, the mo
Nestled in the heart of the Aogrive forest, Gaige Ferguson's mansion had only three areas designed for spaciousness—the dining area, conference room, and living room. The living room, in particular, was the most capacious part of the mansion, featuring a massive TV and a carpet that made it seem as if the place was built for giants. In reality, it was spacious to accommodate Gaige's extensive family. "Cain, why are we gathering here?" Phutzafghuerh inquired of the person who had arrived first in the living room. Cain, one of the aliens, simply shrugged his shoulders, as he had no idea why they were suddenly summoned to the living room. He also glanced at Dambie, another alien, in the hope that she might have some insight, but she too was clueless. One by one, all of Gaige's family members eventually gathered in the room. It was disheartening for them to see their numbers reduced by half after Andy successfully purged the others. Out of the eleven aliens, only three remained alive, an