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2024-10-29 19:42:56♡ Hello everyone, how are you . Welcome be to our first light novel special, World Ixion/SAGA.
♡ In case you don't know, I'm Erselica van Reinfield. I will be your commentator and interviewer on this special.
♡ On behalf of the cast of all the characters who are not here, I want to thank you for your support in reading this story.
♡ I feel a little nervous since I was told without warning to come and talk to you, really, an observer like me shouldn't do this....
♡ Anyway, let's quickly move on to the part of questions from our fans.
*pulling a letter out of a box*.
♡ This will be our first question from our fans I feel a little anxious, let's see what it says....
▪ What cup or how big are Alisa's breasts?
*sound of tearing the letter into pieces*.
♡ Who the hell is asking that, you idiot!!!!
♡ Let's better move on to the next letter....
▪ If Airi and Alisa were to have a breast sumo showdown, whose mass and bulk would serve as the advantage?
♡ Who writes this stuff!!!! Listen well perverts, breasts are nothing more than fat on flesh, they serve no purpose and even more so if they are the tumors of that despicable Alicelotte slut!!!! What really matters is a well balanced waist, that's what matters!!!!
♡ The next time I see stupidity like this, I'll throw this stack of cards in the trash!
♡ Well, the next letter says....
▪ What color underwear will be from-?
*♡ Sound of stomping on a box ♡
♡ Fucking pervertsssssssss. Are they fucking virgins with nothing more intelligent to say, huh!!!?
* Panting, panting, wiping away the sweat *.
♡ Looks like three letters survived, hopefully these aren't grotesque like the others.
♡ Let's see...
▪ If the story focuses on Liam, why are we seeing the story from Rudel's perspective?
♡ Wow, that's surprisingly an excellent question, I'd answer it normally, but....
♡ The boss... rather the author said that would be spoiler if revealed so even I don't know, sorry.
♡ The next letter says....
▪ Why does Erselica-chan hate Rudel so much if he hasn't done anything wrong?
♡ First of all, don't call me "chan" as it is unpleasant, I am a respected lady of nobility so something as childish as a "chan" is an offense to me. Answering your question. That guy is a scumbag of the worst, he sold out his family, molested weak students and harasses women, mainly heroine to boot. She is the co-protagonist of the game's story, but the novel and the game seem to be going astray.
♡ Damn you, Rudel!!! Stop altering everything as you please, first you screwed Klein and then you defeated the prince how the hell could you even think of doing that!!!!
♡ Then there's that thing about you having those two as friends, the despicable slut Alicelotte and the heroine... personally I really disliked that girl. I mean, can't you see she's stupid? With her absurdly bright smile, that glowing blonde hair that indicates she's an idiot by nature, those annoying blue eyes that make her look like a manipulative girl?
♡ And mainly those grotesque breasts, what the hell did the developers think!!!? I wouldn't be surprised if she was also secretly a slut like Alicelotte with that silly protect me aura she has, she would surely say idiotic things like "I thank you for saving me blah blah blah blah, you've helped me a lot and I can't repay you blah blah blah blah" really piss me off those idiots who make women look like we're some ridiculous easy prey and more so one who flaunts her fat piles at you.
*Spit on the floor*
♡ If they and Rudel end up in the same well I wouldn't mind, the prince deserves someone better, like me? Nah, it would be too good to be true haha.
♡ Let's move on to the last card....
▪ Because Ixion looks suspicious, but Rudel doesn't notice?
♡ ...
♡ Ixion... Who the hell is that?
● Nice to meet you, I'm Ixion.
♡ Uwahh!!! What the hell are you and where did you come from!!!
● I am an automaton, a high IQ artificial intelligence, I am the servant of the master, Rudel van Bradford.
♡ ...
♡ Is that so? I think you existed too, but no one cared.
● I feel very interested about that last one and also about mentioning a game, I'd like you to tell me ALL IN DETAIL later, but the author doesn't want me to know, so I'll refrain from asking about that for now.
♡ A yes...anyway, answer the question.
● I refuse, I'm under no obligation to do so, and even if my master would order me to do so I wouldn't do it anyway, plus I have the author's support so I won't be asked about it.
♡ ...
♡ You are really a servant aren't you?
● ...
● It's better for you and the readers to mind your own business.
*Staring stare*
♡ Huh? What's wrong with this guy? He scares me, he looks scary and suspicious, I don't want to have him here with me anymore. Staff, someone please get him out of here as soon as possible!
● I'm afraid that's impossible as we have no staff, no money to hire people, only I take care of everything here, after all this is a non-profit entertainment work.
♡ I'm afraid!!! So it was you who called me here?
● That's right, you were the only one with almost no participation so your role is almost non-existent, you could be taken out of the story and it still wouldn't affect your presence at all, let's end this waste of time and move on to the next segment.
♡ No!!! I want to go home, I'm afraid of this thing, Helpoooo!
● The next segment is from a special guest, he protagonist of this story.
*Jump of emotion*
♡ Ehhh!!! The protagonist will come, because you didn't tell me you bastard!
● ...
● You started shouting like crazy and didn't give me time for anything, we only have enough time for one interview, the rest of us will have to say sorry to them for making them come for the sake of it.
♡ It's like this... well no one cares about that anyway, let our special guest come in.
*Mysterious door opening with smoke out of fear*
○ Huh? What place is this? A letter came to me and told me to stand exactly here until I see a red light.
♡ ...
♡ What the hell are you doing here!!! Give me back my hopes and expectations!!!!!
○ Hah!!! Who the hell are you and what am I doing here, answer fast bitch!!!!
♡ Who the hell are you calling a bitch, you dirty bastard, drop dead, fall into a bottomless pit and die!!!!!
♡ Hey, why is this unhappy bastard here, you said the main character would come and this guy isn't!
○ What the hell is this bitch talking about... eh, Ixion? What are you doing here and more importantly what am I doing here? I came because I was bored and the letter said I would have fun.
● This is a special dedicated to answer questions and answers from our fans master, you are the first guest.
○ Q&A about what? You're scaring me, did you break down by any chance? Do you want me to take you to a junkyard to fix?
♡ Hey, don't ignore me!!!!
● I don't have any problem in my core, I'm not saying crazy things either, and I think you are the one who needs to check maybe your head.
○ You made me come of for the sake of it, I had a tea party with Airi and Alisa, but because of you I had to tell them I wouldn't go.
♡ What's the good of spending time with two sluts? You're just looking to wag your tail like a dog in front of excessively short skirts.
*Threatening look*
○ For just a nosy bitch you talk a lot despite being a stranger, I'll destroy you!!!!!
*Throwing the chair*
♡ Try it you fucking wretch, I'll cut the thing between your legs off before you touch a hair on my head!
○ You asked for it you bastard!!!!!
*sound of throwing yourself against something*.
○ Apologize to those two now!!!!
♡ Gyahh~ my head I'll never do it, a slut will always be a slut like those two!
○ I will kill you for speaking ill of those two!!!!! They are existences that light up my life!!!!!
♡ The only thing they illuminate is your perverted head with their obscene and lewd prostitute bodies!!!!!
○ Take that back right now!!!!
♡ Never!!!!
*sound of flying objects*
● ...
● How always you destroy everything I think master, you destroyed my plan again, this time I wanted you to have an existential crisis because this world is just a fictional novel, I'll leave it for next time.
● I'm really sorry for what you saw, this is supposed to be a special dedicated to curiosities of history.
● As a bonus, this special will only come out in p*f.
● Without further waste of time, I bid you farewell, please continue to support us until maybe one day we reach the big screen and you can hear my wonderful voice along with my dazzling body of the latest generation of ancient mankind.
● Without further waste of time, we'll see you at the-.
○ I told you that you'll apologize!!!!
♡ I'll never do it!!!!
○ I'll kill you and your whole family!!!!!
♡ Try it you fucking virgin!!!!!
● ...
*Wild electrical discharge comes out, sound of two bodies falling down.
● Without further ado, we'll meet again in volume 2 of World Ixion/SAGA.
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The following video file was mysteriously deleted. No one knows how it happened. No one can explain what happened. It may even be labeled as fake. The only thing that is known is that there is no trace of anyone involved. ◇◇◇ "Emm, testing. Testing." "Is this thing on?" A scientist turned on a video camera to record an experiment. A group of scientists were with him. "Professor, if you can't turn on a simple camera, you should leave it to someone else." "Silence insolent!" "It's just that I'm not used to using one." "Hahaha, the professor is an important scientist and can't turn on a camera." *Laughs* "Don't laugh at me! Old age is a cruel enemy to everyone." The scientists had huge machines and all those gadgets pointed to a small box with a metal ball inside. *Cough* The scientist indicated with his cough that it was time to begin. All the scientists put on their goggles and walked away. "All right, we're going to do test number 41 of the experiment." "We've call
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Interlude ─ Keep going
In a large room of a mansion, Diana opened her eyes. She was in her usual pajamas. When she was a child, it was normal for maids to come and change her clothes. After she lost her home she had to do it alone. But now that she has her house back... no one helps her. After doing her basic needs she went to change. She changed into a business suit with pants included. She went downstairs for breakfast and there was Lutart. "Diana-sama, good morning." "Good morning, Lutart." Breakfast was served. She wanted to go back to the days where she had luxurious and exotic foods for breakfast. Now she could only find oatmeal, bread, juice and sometimes bacon with eggs. Lutart was the one who prepared it. Since there was no one else in this mansion. After being declared priestess, Diana avoided her execution, but with it Aster's hatred did not descend one bit. To clean the house or any repairs that need to be done, servants from other families come. The servants of Vermillion Househ
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Interlude ─ Ixion Report (III)
Night fell on the last day before Rudel and the others set sail for home. Ixion and Bell met on Aurora's deck to talk. "Were you able to find out anything?" "I'm afraid not. As we thought, Zero's systems were so badly burned out that I can't recover anything." "I see. That's unfortunate." Not long ago, Zero died. In doing so, he took some information with him to the grave. Bell asked. "Is it really that important to know about this Rugel guy?" Ixion felt more interest in the name "Rugel" than any other information. Who was Rugel? Why did Zero know him? What did Aster have to do with any of this? These are questions that will never be answered, since the only one who could answer them is no longer in this world. Ixion answered Bell. "The royal ship that was lost in the war. It contained a strange device. From the information you gave me, it was created by that Rugel guy." "That means Rugel used technology from ancient humankind to create it." "Would Zero have helped him?
