Just like that, I beat Woodrow with a score of 25:0 in rock paper scissors. She became utterly dispirited, not because she had to sleep on the sofa, but because she lost completely in a game she had always prided herself on being unbeatable in, undoubtedly a huge blow to her."A... what happened to Woodrow today...""That's called being outclassed, Woodrow."Still, Woodrow is someone who keeps her word. That night, she accepted the fate of the loser, quietly retiring to the sofa without a word.Despite feeling a bit guilty for cheating, seeing her dejected expression made me unable to suppress my laughter, partly because she had teased me so much, and partly because she had earlier thrown me like a ball, damaging the office wall and leaving my back still sore."Well then, good night, boss Woodrow!" I teased her and cheerfully headed to my bedroom."Woodrow hates you!" Woodrow flung a sofa pillow at me, missing by a wide margin.I sprawled out on the plush bed in my spacious room.Quit
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