"The best way to win is to avoid a fight"
- System U.P.S.
The world began to spin, smearing the lights around into solid rings. As they grew denser, they gave the impression that I was not falling anywhere at all. Am I falling? And what were those lights?
There were more and more questions in my head. At some point, the essence of what was happening was lost, and then a clear awareness of oneself. I just lay there, watching the wide rings before my eyes.
Rings...? I blinked. One, another. There was something uncomfortably shining in his eyes. I sighed, rolling over onto my side. Maybe get some more sleep...
Hello player 67665.
You are in a game controlled by the U.P.S. system. To get to know the world and its rules, you are entitled to a personal consultant. Activation of communication with him will occur only after your consent.
- No, - I muttered, brushing away through the slumber from someone's importunate voice. - I want to sleep.
Player 67665, please get up from the ground, you are lying on an anthill. Sleeping in such a place can adversely affect your health.
For some time what was said did not reach me: what other anthill? What it is? I want to sleep, not...
An image of a small mound appeared in my head, completely covered with swarming black dots.
- Fuck! he yelled, jumping up and tearing his eyes.
Jumping away, I clumsily stumbled over something and fell face down into the grass. A bright flash of pain pierced my head, and I screamed, clutching the bridge of my nose.
Player 67665, congratulations, you hit your nose. Please note that after the transfer, your body coordination is impaired and you should move with increased caution. Since this is your first injury in the game, we are ready to compensate you in the form of Minor Healing. After two seconds, the pain will go away.
Please accept the request to activate the connection with your personal consultant.
Without understanding anything, I looked around, trying to see who was talking to me in such a polite and metallic tone. But there were only trees, bushes and ... not a single anthill!
- You fucked me! I yelled into the void.
We apologize to you for our innocent prank. You must understand that sleep will only delay your development in our wonderful game. The first hours after the transfer, you will suffer from drowsiness and weakness, but as soon as you feel hungry, the negative effect will pass.
Please reply to your personal consultant, he will inform you further...
- Can you speak normally, clown?! What the hell are consultants?! Where am I and where are you?!
To contact a personal advisor, say "Yes".
I realized that it was useless to argue. Although I wanted to answer something malicious, I judged sensibly: apparently, something like a robot, a program, is talking to me. If I want to be rude, then I need to communicate with a live operator. This information was in my head from somewhere, even though I couldn't remember... Nothing at all...?
- Yes ... - sighed.
Activation of communication with the Consultant.
Please do not answer out loud again, the conversation is in your head and the Counselor cannot hear your verbal responses.
3...2...1.
- So, brat, listen here. My name is Ivan, and you are my last companion for today, writing which I am on vacation. Perceptive?
This voice sounded more like a human voice than the previous one, although the manner of speech and words were rather strange in places. But - finally a living interlocutor.
- No, it's you, fuck, listen here! - I started. - Judging by your bazaar, you don't know how to speak human, but I'll try! I don't know who the fuck you are and what I forgot in the woods, but you bitch will regret it very soon. If you don’t want it to be more painful, I advise you to come here right now and personally explain everything to me! Do you understand me, Ivan?
There was a strange sound at the other end of the wire. Something clicked. A noisy breath, whistling and prolonged. Ivan was silent for a while, then exhaled again. And spoke:
- Trochy forgetting, razumyu. I can't hear you, answer mani mentally. And start with Ivan. Then I will hear.
With a tired sigh, I sank down on the grass and buried my face in it. Cool. A little damp. So good...
Do these idiots really think I'm going to believe this nonsense? Answer mentally? I don’t know how, but I clearly knew that no one else can read minds. But for fun, you can try. I formulated the simplest idea in my head:
- Ivan, you're a faggot.
- Wonderful. You learn quickly, usually snot lie down and yell for a long time. But I can’t hear, for mene tse yak ... Fish on land open their mouths, - Ivan exhaled again indicatively. - Do not rush. Now you're angry, but that's okay. Ring out, after the transfer, people feel bad. Give Sobi two minutes to lie down, come to your senses. Breathe.
Something uncomfortably went cold inside of me. Do they hear my thoughts? Did they implant something in my head?.. But what? It happens? Such nonsense in the head, it starts to crack every time I try to think ...
- Don't stress. Toby is important, I know. This is fine. Don't think about anything, listen to my voice, - exhale again. I suddenly realized that Ivan was smoking. - Yes I smoke. Good, what do you remember take. Inodi different with the brains of writing transfer. I see that your face is not ours. Japanese? Chinese? It doesn't matter, don't think about it. Now there is no memory in tebe. When transferring, you forget everything. Recall will not work. There are two memories in your skull. I'll show you the latest. You will understand a lot.
I did not have time to answer. I immediately had a cramp. Before my eyes flashed, a bright light blinded, but after a couple of seconds the picture began to appear. Quite another.
It's me. Short black hair. A couple of curls are highlighted. I rest my hand on the cracked mirror. Narrow eyes with an almost black iris. His nose was badly broken, and his thin lips were bleeding. The knuckles were scraped off, there were traces of blood on the rings. A strange pendant hangs from the neck... No. It's a key on a chain. Covered in rust.
I cursed. Obviously a mat, but could not understand what kind of language. He loosened his tie, which was tied around his neck, obviously not for the sake of a serious look. It doesn't go well with a defiantly green, decoratively torn T-shirt.
He turned his head, continuing to examine the reflection. Everything floats before your eyes. I see a broken lobe. The earrings are no longer there. He swore again, but already somehow tired. I lean towards the sink. Makes me sick.
A stream of vomit mixed with blood. In the same place, in the sink, I saw a piece of a tooth. mine.
I was on something. There was no pain, nothing at all. Everything is like someone else's. He clearly knew that the effect would soon pass. He lit a cigarette. Inhaled the acrid smoke.
The phone rang. He picked up the phone, chuckling for some reason. And from there came a voice. He did not speak any language I knew, but I understood every word.
- I'm offering you a deal. I know that the door of your apartment will be opened soon. And I know what they want from you.
I thought about hanging up, but restrained myself. For some reason, the voice was mesmerizing.
- We both have to admit that you're at an impasse. And it wasn't your fault. It's their fault. All of them. You yourself know this clearly. You didn't have a chance to be someone good, and you screwed up. Regular result. What do you think?
Answered briefly. But he clearly agreed.
- Oh, Japanese. I haven't helped the Japanese for a long time. My deal is simple - you die. For this world, you will die. Don't get angry, you were going to jump out of the window anyway. Right? But if you agree to my proposal, I will give you a new life in return. A brand new one that you never knew. You will have a chance to make things right. Be who you want to be. Start anew in a new world, clearing your mind and soul. No more running away. Hide. You will lose your personality, the pride of the Japanese, your own philosophy. But you get a chance to be happy. And for this you do not need to do anything. Just agree, right now. And everything will end.
There was a crash from the front door. And I agreed. The last thing I saw was the bright lights of the windows in the house opposite.
I blinked. Again in the same field.
- Ivan, so they helped me?
- Yes, friend, you are in a new world. Here you have a chance to start all over again.
- What's in the second memory?
- It's still early. You are not ready. But this is the reason why you lost everything in your past life. Taper breathe. There is a bag under the tree on the right. In New there is a book.
- I hardly understand you.
- Bag. Knyga.
I looked towards the nearest tree. And it's true. In a small bag, through which a rope was threaded, lay a book. Small, quite imperceptible in weight. Without waiting for Ivan's instructions, he opened it to the first page. The yellowish paper is scribbled.
Untitled 67665.
Level 1 (0/10)
reputation: 0
Strength: 3
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 2
Perception: 5
Luck: ???
???: ???
Title: Useless
Class: Wanderer
- What is it?
- The new world where you were sent is a game. Your stats are based on how you are in life. That is, not duzhe smart, ale fast. Everyone's perception is always drunk. Luck is hidden, you never know, lucky you are not. Schaub raise the level, toby it is necessary ...
So, maybe Ivan continued to pour boiling oil of incomprehensible and, in general, unnecessary information into his ears, but he suddenly stopped.
I heard a noise, right in my head. And a distant female voice:
- Everything, Vanya, played and that's enough. Come on, go on your vacation already, I'll see you in a week.
- All right, goodbye. Hi, good luck ... - Vanya said sadly for some reason, and I winced again from the stream of strange sounds in my head.
For some time nothing was heard, and I calmly looked at what was written in the book. So these numbers are what I was in life? Too bad I remember too little to agree or argue. If everyone's perception is five at first... five is the norm? So my intellect and strength are low. That's all I could understand without Ivan.
Again there was a noise in my head, and this time I could not stand it, swearing. The girl's voice muttered something indistinct:
- So, where did I stuff the energy drink... Not here... Not here... God, this work is too tiring. Here, I found it. Phew. BUT? Ouch!
The girl fell silent. I, too, was silent, not knowing how to make it clear that I was still alive and waiting for at least some clues.
- Uh-uh ... - the girl sounded embarrassed. - Hi, 67665... I'm sorry if you heard something unnecessary, I didn't know that Vanya... Ahem, or rather, it doesn't matter. I'm your personal consultant, my name is X. Contact me X. First of all, tell me what have you already been told? I see you are holding a diary in your hands. Is everything clear with him?
- X, I thought my consultant was Ivan.
- Ivan the janitor replaced me while I was leaving. But we say no more about this. Please answer the questions so I can help you get started.
Janitor?.. Something vaguely suggested that they were not very important people. Maybe that's why he spoke to me so confusingly.
- X, why is my intelligence only two?- So you were in life before the game. To increase intelligence, you need to read books and constantly train the brain with serious exercises.I breathed a sigh of relief. Means. These numbers are not a sentence.“However,” X continued, “in your case, it will be difficult to do something with the intellect. The nearest settlements do not have libraries and are not designed for the need to increase this characteristic. I'll try to fix this by generating an easy quest before you arrive.- Why is low intelligence dangerous?- Nothing, dear. You are still able to think effectively, be smart and absorb information on the go, as you do now. By the way, I like it, I don't like streams of stupid questions.- You have a boyfriend? I asked, trying to figure out if I was talking to the right person. More on a whim than consciously.- Serious problems would begin if your IQ was below one. And I can arrange it for you if you ask a similar question again, - the
- You babbled about your son for so long ... He is the last thing left for such a nonentity, right? Even your wife is long gone. Because you are a loser, - someone's hand reached out with a smoldering cigarette butt to his father's face.I screamed as I saw it contort in pain. But dad didn't cry. He bravely endured, not allowing himself to give up.- Hold on , dad! I pleaded.It floated before my eyes. What he saw was covered in a veil of tears.- Shut up the child.This time they hit me. The grip on my hands loosened for a second. I'm not bound, I was being held... A crazy idea popped into my head for a second.- ***! Don't touch him you bastards! - growled the father, trying to get out of the fetters of the rope.I did not hear my own name, instead of it there was only noise, as if from interference. But I knew that my father was calling me.- Do not worry. We won't touch him. We'll sell it to pay your debt.The hand that had just held the cigarette butt approached the throat of the
Performed the usual action: building a fire.An experience point has been gained.We express our sincere satisfaction. Without the necessary memories, you were able to build a fire. As a result of mental effort, you get an intelligence point.Congratulations! You have moved away from the level of the uncouth savage, now you have fire. Keep developing further.“Here you are, vicious bastard,” nevertheless, I did not hide my smile.No matter how the System tried to mock me, I really came out victorious from the fight with stupidity. And now all I wanted to do was look at the third level of intelligence in my Diary.He opened the book, anticipating a pleasant sight ... and froze.Intelligence: 2 (1/5)- You're kidding me, you stinky hyena! I roared at the top of my lungs. - One point?! For that?!I fried mushrooms with an extremely gloomy face. Having flown away into heavy reflections on the methods of execution of the System, I did not notice how I fried the mushroom until a spark flash
"If you feel unwell - most likely you are hungry"- System U.P.S.Eloquence (initial, passive): Verbal skill. Your sense of inner rightness impresses others, which increases your chance of convincing the interlocutor by telling him the truth by 2%.Sadly, he closed his diary. He extended his hand.- Farewell, my friend. We had a lot of fun, but everything comes to an end. Like a fox dying under the light of a clear moon, you will die under my gaze.Unclenching his fingers, he watched sadly as the book fell into the embers. The flame shot up for a second, after which the Diary disappeared.- That's all. No problem - no sadness, - I dusted off my palms and looked at the sleeping Alliel.I didn’t manage to fall asleep, and the girl was asleep, smiling contentedly at something in her dream.And so what should I do? Not with an elf, of course, but with skills. With pumping. The system mercilessly scoffs, one skill is more useless than another. The snake throw is available once every three
So, you need to carefully monitor each of your actions. Despite the weakness of the skills, one dangerous one has already appeared among them. Addiction. Intuition tells me something: at least a thousand times in the game, but drugs will not forget to bring weakness with them. Judging by the recollection of my last day of life, I was stoned with something. And obviously after a fight. If we assume that in this state I have spent most of my life since the death ... of the murder of my father, then the conclusion suggests itself. Sagging intelligence and strength. Drugs exhaust the body and turn off the head. Maybe for a slave of criminals this is an acceptable process, but for a new life it will have to go a different way.So far, drugs have only aroused my interest. According to the System. But I give a tooth that skills in this "game" leave with the same success as they come. It was not for nothing that X advised to look at the Diary more often. It is important to check with the curr
Hunger hit sharply, as did thirst. Almost swept off my feet. It is understandable - for two days there is nothing but mushrooms.But it didn't matter. I knew that it was not far to the settlement of people. Somehow I managed to recognize the clearing where I first appeared. She loomed ahead like a wondrous mirage. Only a knife stuck in my belt, and a slight increase in performance proved that I didn’t just disappear for a couple of days.Rare Skill Integrity: Having chosen your path, you will not forgive yourself if you turn off it. The decisions made bind hands, not allowing to break the promise to themselves or others.Attention! Due to your unique stupidity, you have blocked two skills and risk even more. To drop the Integrity skill, force yourself to break a promise.Empathy Skill (Initial, Passive): You attach importance not only to your own emotions, but also to those of others. You are able to feel the echoes of someone else's mood with all the inconveniences that follow from t
- Guessed. Well done, - the interlocutor nodded approvingly. - In general, the salt is that we do not have porridge. On the ass snatched all the heroes. Just someone for the good, someone for the bad. There are no obvious advantages to being Recognized or Rejected. Everyone decides for himself. In this regard, our System has acted very cleverly. Equally neglects both good players and evil ones. Both those and others must constantly swing hard, because buns do not fall from the sky. But at first it is much easier to be recognized. This is the only plus."Great," I yawned. - How to swing?- Ho! It's too early for you to swing. To begin with, you have to pull yourself up a little, because with your characteristics you will not level up, but will fill a couple of dozen in the death counter.- And what is so wrong with me? I asked without much interest.- And the fact that the most important indicators are very sad, - the big man raised his finger up. - Strength and intelligence - that wil
- Hello, - they answered me in a businesslike manner and immediately stated. - Cool you solved the conflict, I liked it. In honor of this, I can treat you with fermented ale. It's sour and doesn't smell very good, but one cup won't hurt. And still drunk.“Oh, come on,” I readily agreed.- Seriously? - the boy suddenly looked up at me, and I saw that his eyes were of different colors. - He's a wanderer. That is to say, corrupted. That is, it did not sell on time. Sour. And it's ale, it's supposed to be bitter, not sour.- Dear, I spent two days in the forest without water, and when I came to the city, they tried to beat me twice. I'll drink everything now except piss, cum and spit. Moreover, it's free.- Understood you, sir, - the guy answered with a laugh, leaving an unfortunate stain and briskly grabbing an empty mug. - Then I'll treat you without question. What did you do in the forest for two days?- Helped one good ... person, - I smiled.- NPCs do not suffer like this, - the youn