April 15, 20XX 8:11 AM "I WAS GONNA TRY SCI-FI, BUT YOU PUSHED ME TO THE LIMITS!" If I can't be the main character, no one will... AND NO SHOULD BE! "I'll make it work this time, by using a different and smarter method." With my status as a mob character, I'd be most likely ignored by the main characters surrounding me. This is why my plan to make the rom-com vulgar failed. So in order to successfully cancel this sh*tty story, instead of being directly involved, how about I be indirect? "That way I ruin their progress and create unnecessary filler events. I really am a genius! Now, who to mess with? I shouldn't mess with the Shounen Protagonist, he protects us from enemies, so it would be bad if I messed with him." "How about I mess the rom-com again?" I laughed and snickered at the unfortunate soul. I'll mess with them first. … .. . Ring. Ring. The school bell rang. Class was about to begin. Morine was hugging Tamaki. I stared at them and smiled with evil intent. I ros
April 19, 20XX 8:20 AM I'm giving this world three chances, after that... I sighed, "If only I could kill myself though…" However, I chose to ignore this notion and decide to plan. With my tip-top smarts, I could top at any time. And that's why I decided to join... A door opened. "Hello! I'm here to join the researchers of the future club!" I said enthusiastically. Three people stared at him, 2 boys and a girl. "Can you please quiet down, we're doing research here..." the first boy said to me. "Oh, Toshiaki-kun, you need to be more mindful of your kouhais," the second one replied to the first. He took a closer inspection of me. "Huh?" He stared at me. "Wait, aren't you in the same class as we are? What was your name again?" he asked. Ehehehe, they never noticed me, haven't they? "My name is Kibe Takayuki," I introduced myself. "I'm Yuu Kajiwara, I'm the leader here. You can call me Kajiwara-san. That guy over there is Toshiaki Sando-kun," he pointed to the other guy
I’m inside my room. WAHHHHHHHH! It's bad to get involved in time. I've never seen an anime or manga that did not involve psychological horror or thriller with time travel. One such example is St**ns;gate. I sighed. "I thought I finally had it, too bad. Now two more chances… Hang on, let me analyze this a bit more thoroughly." "Hmmmm... I GOT IT!" The main reason that I do not have the role of the main protagonist is that... "I do not meet the criteria... My personality doesn't meet the expectations of that of a main character, and because it didn't fit those even of a side character, I was set to a background character." "Aren't there people who have much worse conditions? Oh hold on, they are probably antagonists or villain protagonists. But I don't want either of those roles though. " I smirked and laughed. AND THAT'S WHY MY PLAN IS PERFECT! I can't believe I have to resort to this, but I have to… "I'll become the sacred protagonist, or in other words... a Hentai Protagoni
"All I have to do is to drink the drug, right?" I was at home, inside my room, sitting on my bed. The drug was in my right hand. A glass of water was on top of the table beside my bed. "Well, here goes nothing." I threw the drug into my mouth and grabbed the glass of water. I gulped away. Glug. Glug. Glug. Now to wait. "Never mind, I'm tired. I'll go to sleep." I snuggle in my bed with my blanket. I ended the day. … .. . April 27, 20XX 7:00 AM Yawn. I stretched out my arms and got up from my bed. Hm? Why can't I see anything? What's this on my face? I touched the obscure thing blocking my vision. Hair? Huh? I quickly set aside the thing that blocked my vision which I thought to be my hair. My suspicions were right and I admired the long bangs I had. This.... is my hair? IT WORKED! "Wait, I need to see it in the mirror." I opened the door. I turned to the left and went to the bathroom. There was a large rectangular mirror right near the sink. "Woah... This is pret
May 5, 20XX I was typing in my home, back in my room. I sighed. That was a mess of things. When I texted Okada back at home, she said that she didn't remember anything and teased me that I was a degenerate. "That ungrateful b*tch." But luckily for me, she canceled our meetings for Golden Week. I put my finger on my chin. So what actually happened? "Though it was a total waste of an opportunity, I can't take it again because the rule of Hentai knows no bounds nor ethics, and I can't have that." These past few days, I have reflected back and analyzed my experiences thus far and have formulated a theory. Or should I call it a theorem because it's bound to be true anyway? "Now then... " I called it... "The Overruling Statement. It is defined as the rule which only occurs in a world full of protagonists, specifically, this one, which happens whenever two protagonists cross each other's paths, is the phenomenon where a genre, place, theme, person's personality, role, and its ever
Grrrr. Grrrr.All 5 made grumbling noises."I'm not even that hungry. Oh yeah, I forgot I lived in a manga/anime world which meant things usually are exaggerated... such as hunger."…...1:00 PMGrrrr. Grrrr."Damn it... This is really annoying.""Hung....ry..." Ishimoto complained."Dammit..." Arata grunted."Grrrrrr..." Yoshida gritted his teeth.While they were focusing on their painful and empty stomachs. Hara had a menacing plan. He chuckled."Fools. This is the TRUE test of courage."He grabbed something yellow out of his bag.I looked beside me.A banana! He peeled off the skin of the banana.No... Don't you dare.He noticed me staring at him and he gave me a smug look.You jerk! You're gonna start an eating competition!Arata saw him."Oh no, you don't," he thought.He grabbed a bag of potato chips and then proceeded to open it. He took one chip and made a slight crunching sound.Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.I heard his loud crunches. I turned around to see him. He took notice o
May 7, 20XX8:00 AMIt's Friday and that means there definitely must be some extra activity after class. I snickered."Hehehehe."I should stalk them.…...4:00 PM, After SchoolBy the school gates, the four Slice-of-Life Boys gathered."Hey Ishimoto, can you tell me a joke? A good one," Yoshida requested."What do you call a table which doesn't have any legs?" Ishimoto asked."Uh... What?""Dis-tabled.""...Corny."Arata and Hara both looked at Yoshida in disbelief."What did you say?" Arata asked for confirmation."Did I say anything wrong?" Yoshida questioned."Yes you did!" Hara accused him as he pointed his finger at him, "you violated Brother Code #1!""Wha- What even is brother code #1?"Arata and Hara were in shock."How dare you... It's to always laugh at Ishimoto's jokes!" Arata explained."You guys just made that up, didn't you?" Yoshida asked in the absurdity of the situation."You take that back! Or we won't be friends anymore!" Hara shouted."Fine, fine. I take it bac
6:00 PMWe were back in our home with Mieko. All three of us stood in front of the door. I opened the door.Taketa greeted us, "Ah, welcome back, Takayuki-s-"However, he didn't expect me to be with them. We were met with awkward silence.OH HELL NO!Mieko tapped my left shoulder. She whispered in my ear, "I can tell what you're thinking, just do it for the pictures," she instructed me.I sighed."Fine."Nakatani went inside.Might as well celebrate, so I guess its fine. "Did you wait long, Taketa-kun?" she asked."Oh, no no no, I feel fine, don't worry, Nakatani-san.""No! I accidentally called her by her first name! Who am I to call such a beauty with her first name?" he thought.Note: They agreed to not call each other by their first names (refer to Chapter 6) because they thought it would be too embarrassing.She blushed."AHHH, S-S-SORRY TAKAYUKI-SAN! I DIDN'T MEAN TO!" he panicked."D-Don't worry, its fine if it's you."I feel the aura of romance, it's sickening.Mieko made a