Xing Wenghu laid eyes upon a woman who looked just like a loyal servant of his in the past. It was astounding to him! He recounted deeply his past passion for her, preparing a deep and dramatic monologue in his mind. The images fluttered in Xing Wenghu's head, almost as massive as his ego. It was a forbidden love, one that could never be permitted between master and servant. The world of cultivators was harsh and very unforgiving!
The two could never be together, as they were worlds apart. One was a lowly servant who could do little but serve, and Xing Wenghu was a man capable of great achievements. Xing Wenghu knew how loyal her love for him had been and deeply regretted not embracing her in the past. His harem of hundreds of women unable to fill the hole in his heart.
Despite his deep fondness for her, Xing Wenghu couldn't remember her name at all. Was this the curse of loving a side character? One so irrelevant, not even the author could name her?No matter how weak she was... Or how poor her talent for cultivation had been...
A loyal jade beauty was worth more than a million cultivation realms! The world of cultivators was filled with many traitorous men and women alike after all.
The woman began to walk over to Xing Wenghu, shyly approaching him. Xing Wenghu knew this was a sign from the heavens to approach her himself! A true protagonist always took the initiative with women.
Fatty Wei looked at him funny, "Oh brother. He has set his eyes for the first scrap to grace himself!" He sighed, watching as Xing Wenghu went to hit on the woman.
"Why, this cultivator is graced to lay eyes on the Jade Beauty in front of himself!" Xing Wenghu smiled at her, the woman blushed back at him.
"Oh my god, he thinks I am a Jade Beauty!?" She thought to herself, not certain of what to say to Xing Wenghu.
"My name is Xing Wenghu, and may I have the honor of knowing this beauty's name?"
The woman graced him with her hand, "Maria. My name is Maria." She shyly said, Xing Wenghu taking her hand and kissing it.
"Ugh, I can't even watch." Fatty Wei commented, going back to his rice patties. "Damn cultivators and their "Jade Beauties."
Those were far reliable than a random "Jade Beauty" on the street.
Not to mention he could actually eat them.
"Maria is it?" Xing Wenghu asked, "What a beautiful name. So you are a westerner?" Maria blushed just talking to him.
"Y-Yes..." She replied, as Xing Wenghu guided her over to his "group" alongside Fatty Wei. Fatty Wei simply waved at her, and she waved back to him.
With that, the announcements began to start for the Cultivator Battle Royale. a portly old man sitting in his chair with a thick fat cigar being smoked was now being broadcast.
"Hello everyone, I see you are the brightest and best cultivators in all of the land! And that is why you have been chosen for this prestigious opportunity"
That was a lie, but a lie so terrible not one soul would believe it. Except for the delusional cultivators all gathered around. None of them could know all of them were actually complete fucking idiots.
"Now, We will be starting the Battle Royale in three days. During this time, you will be allowed to train and make use of all of the luxuries our facility has to offer. Hot Springs, all of the food you can eat. Simply no Cultivation pills of any kind."
On the off chance one of them was not actually dumb, none of them could be granted access to materials which could increase their power.
"You will all be given a special chance to get sponsored by any outsiders you impress. You will each one at a time receive a special opportunity to record a 2 minute video interview for the outside world to see. Everyone, and anyone who wants to sponser your entry in The Cultivator Battle Royale can donate valuable pills, items and techniques to boost your growth once you are all dropped on the island."
That made Xing Wenghu's eyes light up. If he just channeled some of his past charisma, nobody would dare sponsor his rivals.
All of the benefits for his rapid cultivation would instead transfer to him!
This Heavenly King would easily rise above all of his foes. Fatty Wei grimaced meanwhile, "Oh man. I've never been good at talking about myself..."
Xing Wenghu reassuredly patted Fatty Wei on the shoulder, "Worry not my fat friend! I, the Heavenly King shall secure our resources!"
Fatty Wei smiled back, believing in his trustworthy albeit stupid "friend."
Xing Wenghu felt strongly in their success, they just had to believe in themselves and work hard.
"Once all of you are on the island, you will all be pitted against each other. Worry not, you can form at maximum teams of five. On the island will be many unique cultivation pills, martial techniques and more to your heart's delight! You just have to kill everyone who isn't on your team to win."
Xing Wenghu was undaunted by this trial, despite his companions worry at actually having to kill people.
As a Heavenly King, Xing Wenghu had slayed borillions of cultivators.
In his past life, he had slain so many cultivators historians had to invent a new number just to keep of the amount he slayed called Wenghuillion.
Now that was quite the famous conquest for this Heavenly King, the slaughter of the irrelevant side characters was about to begin once more but on the planet Earth!
The announcement concluded, as various attendants then stepped out to hand everyone a set of valuables.
Particularly, all of them received a private room key and key card that allowed them to access various facilities throughout the bigger facility. Xing Wenghu smiled at this turn of events.
For his first day he would have to spend it getting familiar with everything, only that way could he maximize it to his benefit. A true heavenly king used every advantage they could!
Xing Wenghu split up from his group of companions. Fatty Wei had gone to preoccupy himself with the local buffet, while the Jade Beauty of his eyes wanted to be alone for unknown reasons. Xing Wenghu wouldn't pay much mind to his companions right now, as per tradition. He was the main character, and they were the side characters. Their entire lives revolved around him in the first place!Xing Wenghu was the protagonist after all. Believing himself to be better and more powerful than everyone else around him. And why wouldn't he think that? He was the protagonist of his own story, after all. As far as he was concerned, his companions were nothing more than side characters who existed to further his own plotline. They would never amount to anything on their own and were completely expendable.Just like the Manhuas he always read. That didn't mean he didn't care for them, of course. He just saw them in a different light than they probably saw themselves. After all, why should he worr
Xing Wenghu was currently with Feng Peng, the two having decided to vacate from the training premise. It was not good for your luck linger around trash like Lo. Especially one who defecated so horribly. It was said in the ancient archives of the universe, to be in the presence of such concentrated shit. Would curse one person for ten generations! "So he was using your sister to blackmail you, how despicable!" Xing Wenghu clutched his fist in rage. "Yes, you have to be careful Brother Xing. He will try to pursue revenge." Xing Wenghu only laughed at what Feng Peng said. Many had tried to get revenge on him, and now they were in a grave! The only bastard that was still living was that damn Sun Yaozu. The one foe Xing Wenghu could not take on right now. He had amassed too much power, likely from a hidden treasure. How dare he covet his mother... In time Xing Wenghu would rise and come back with a vengeance upon Sun Yaozu, and pay forth his revenge upon the man ten fold! But for now
Fatty Wei had gone off with Feng Peng to preform some special eating training together, in order to accumulate the necessary fat to preform the fat shedding technique. Xing Wenghu could only hope Feng Peng's stomach would be able to handle all of the food! "Feng Peng my friend, hold on. Your suffering shall soon pay off!" While hoping that Feng Peng would be able to endure, Xing Wenghu ran into the Jade Beauty that had captured his eyes Maria. However, he felt something was off. She was currently leaning against a wall, multiple women surrounding her. "Oh? What do we have here?" A woman was standing in front of Maria, taller than her and very cocky. With a arrogant expression upon her face. Xing Wenghu had recognized this classical scene, played out in several of the manhuas he read. His Jade Beauty was in danger! But this Heavenly King could feel no fear, a few women were of no concern! "Hmph. You think you can compare to me huh? Trash women like you could never hold a candle
Xing Wenghu turned to face Feng Peng, shocked by his sudden interruption. "Feng Peng my friend, what is the matter?" He said, a tinge of confusion in Xing Wenghu's voice. Maria looking at him with worry. "That bastard Lo is back Xing! He's brought some of his lackey's out and kidnapped Fatty Wei!" Feng Peng was a mess, covered in grease and sauces from the restaurant they were in. It was rather sloppy. "You have to stop him, please!" Feng Peng got on his knees and begged Xing Wenghu, who only smiled down at him like a god at a servant. "Hmph. If Lo wants to provoke me, then I will show him the wrath of Heaven and Earth!" He would have to handle this nonsense first, before he could hand his precious Jade Beauty the techniques she would need. "Feng Peng! Lead the way to him!" Xing Wenghu shouted, Feng Peng bowing with a nod at him. "Yes!" Feng Peng then led Xing Wenghu throughout the facility, the pair avoiding any encounters with the other "bizarre" cultivators that inhabited it.
Xing Wenghu began to concentrate, flexing his body in a weird and bizarre way. Dramatic music began to play, but only in Xing Wenghu's mind. Nobody else could hear the dramatic and cool orchestra accompanying Xing Wenghu's transformation. It was his personal battle theme after all, why did anyone else need to hear it in the first place? He began to breath deeply, in and out slowly. "Looks like I'll have to use ten percent of my power on you ants. Behold, the true might of a Heavenly King!" Xing Wenghu imagined white lightning bursting all over his body, Strength was flowing all over himself. His meridians were bursting with Heavenly Celestial Qi that had transcended all of the Daoists in the entire universe. This was his prime, his soul. The power of his regression, incarnation and of every ancestor rising within him. A massive white glow, only visible to Xing Wenghu exploded all over his body. One of the thugs stopped in place, "Hey what the fuck is he doing?" Another one sto
Xing Wenghu stood victorious over Loser Lo, as Feng Peng went and untied Fatty Wei from ropes Lo had bound him within. Fatty Wei stood up, stretched himself and punched Lo in the face immediately as his first priority. "Well that settles that. Master Xing, what are you going to do with him?" Fatty Wei asked, as Xing Wenghu pondered to himself. He was still in his "Heavenly King" mode, albeit ten percent of it's power. He concentrated within his soul, and realized an ingenious thing he could inflict upon Lo for all of his crimes at this time. "I have a better idea." Xing Wenghu held a floating ethereal contract in his right hand, that only he could see. "Lo the Loser. You will sign this contract with your soul. You will become my servant for five hundred years, and should you defy or fight against me. You will be consumed by demons for all of eternity!!!" Feng Peng and Fatty Wei gasped, bowing in submission to Xing Wenghu. "S-Such power!" Feng Peng commented. Fatty Wei equally
Xing Wenghu gasped dramatically, imagining a dramatic cut in on his face while facing the mysterious man.. "I have to be careful around this man, I can feel he is dangerous to me!" Of course, him being more muscular and larger than Xing Wenghu did not help. The mysterious man only looked at Xing Wenghu, before he began to speak. "Hm. So your the mysterious cultivator kicking people's asses around here huh? You're not a cheater are you?" The man carried a air of professionalism around him, his intent concentrating on Xing Wenghu like a leash. "I don't know what you are talking about" Xing Wenghu shouted with a hint of fear in his voice. Could this man have regressed just like him? Was he aware of his regression? He could not let him live, if he really did know! The man only stared at Xing Wenghu, before getting into a fighting stance. "If you're not cheating. Then show me what you can do." He began to circle around Xing Wenghu, in a professional fighting stance. "H-He's serious
Xing Wenghu stood in front of the mysterious cultivator, confronting him with a new aura of power. His eyes were glowing celestial white, and his qi was much stronger than before. The mysterious cultivator only looked at him flabberghasted. "But how! This doesn't make any sense! You don't know any cultivation techniques!" The mysterious figure checked his notes, he had believed Xing Wenghu to be a delusional moron just like everyone else. But to actually have power? This was a detail that could be ignored no longer. The Divine Dao Empress watched the scene, hearts replacing her eyes as she gazed at Xing Wenghu. Xing Wenghu prepared to tackle the mysterious cultivator, charging up a serious attack. "Now you've done it! I will show you the wrath of the Heavens themselves!!!" Xing Wenghu posed himself, ridiculously once more. "Triple Heavenly Dao Burst Assault!" A white aura exploded from Xing Wenghu, as he charged at the mysterious cultivator from the front. The man rushed to g