DEFILEMENT OF COSMIC

Chapter Fifteen- Competition?! Min or Kaoru who will be the winner? Part 2

Min was eating her breakfast when Mrs. Kyu suddenly asked-

"Min why wasn't I told you have a boyfriend?"

Min stopped eating for a bit, smirked a little then said in a casual tone before continuing eating-

"We're not dating, it's merely a game"

"Doesn't that mean, you won't marry him?"

Min almost choked on her meal which attracted Mrs. Kyu's attention, she hurriedly gave her a glass of water which she gulped down in relief.

Mrs. kyu was confused as to why min choked and after patting her back and calming her down she asked min curiously-

"What happened?"

"Nothing"

She wanted to pester Min to spill but seeing that school was starting, she decided to leave it, she wasn't even that curious.

System: Were you that shocked?

Min: Yeah, I was stunned at first when she mentioned marriage at my age, but remembering that she probably grew up in a strict noble house…., You get what i'm saying right?

System: Hm...., i guess.

Min thought about how chaotic her life was already and how 'much better' it was going to be with a relationship now, and then sneered.

'I wasn't even into having relationships before and now with how crazy my life has become, I'll suddenly enter one? psh! as if!'

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Sitting in a chair relaxing while enjoying the green tea she bought from the system, min sighed, as expected shai was always the best when it came to food making and stuff.

By the way, min was very happy as she smiled cheekily from time to time thinking about what was going to happen in a few minutes time, this was it, today, she was going to have fun ruining a person's life, after so~~~ long~~~

'Fufufufu, I can't wait!'

System: Men are truly sadistic beings.

Min sat down on the garden waiting and waiting,

Soon…, soon…..,

"MIN!"

She immediately jumped up to see what was happening, only to see kaoru with the same glittering eyes as hers…..

Stare….

Stared back….

Stare~

Stared back~~

System: I smell something burning…..

And there stood min 'boyfriend' wearing a half-cut and a very short skirt with a panicked face and staring at min like she was holding his life, he opened his mouth to say something when suddenly….

"KAORU!"

And there stood Kaoru's new 'friend~' wearing a maid costume with a ribbon tying his hair that seemed to have grown long overnight into a high ponytail.

Jean stared at Juro and juro stared back at him…

Stare….

Staring back….

Stare!

Staring back!!

"NANI??!!" QAQ

They faced Min and Kaoru simultaneously like an automated action and heard them arguing….

"Dang girl! Why female clothings?! That was my idea!" Kaoru whisper-yelled at min

"No, THAT WAS MY IDEA"

"Okay, but what did you use?"

"Glue, and you?"

"Magic"

Jean paled and tried to remove the clothes, it was stuck! And if he used his powers, he would become stark naked!

Juro wasn't any better, his clothes was as if it was his second body, and the wig........, it was unexpectedly his hair? grown overnight?? What sort of magic was this?!

** Actually, magic that altered appearances, such as the one kaoru used on juro making his hair grow overnight, existed but since it was mainly used for girls, juro had no idea about it.

They faced the girls yet again and shouted in anger at the same time-

"GIVE ME MY ROOM KEY!!"

Once again they faced themselves in surprise, Min just whistled while Kaoru stuck her tongue out at them.

Before the two guys could gather themselves, the door was swung open,

IT WaS oPeNeD!

A bunch of girls rushed in, Jean widened his eyes,

It was all the girls he had dated before!

Juro was worse,

Kaoru had invited his class members!

It was still 6 0'clock so it wasn't really bright, seeing slight hope they both faced each other and spoke with their eyes

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

'Only if you know the solution to this problem!'

"Run!!"

Jean took left, juro took right as they hurried to dash into the forest,

But they had underestimated their 'girlfriends' fighting power a bit.

Min glanced at kaoru and they spoke to each other with their eyes too-

'Illuminate'

'Catch'

"Deal!"

Min took out her pen and clicked it, while thinking of which type of weapon she wanted, it turned to a double lasso with one end (Like a bolas but without the balls at the end),

Spinning it around, she flung it at them, while directing the lasso with spiritual energy, the lasso seemed like a normal rope, it coiled around each other while accelerating with speed towards the running boys but as soon as it approached the boys, it separated itself and each of it directly caught the boys tying both of them up together.

They tried to use their magic to break free but couldn't!

Their magic had varnished?! IMPOSSIBLE!! It could only mean...

Seemingly in agreement, once more they faced these demon twins and asked together-

"YOU DRUGGED US?!"

Min responded with a smirk, before they could curse at this witch, the other one shouted-

"Illuminate!"

The garden was covered with bright light, the light somehow maneuvered itself moving straight past the wall and affecting some of the castle room which was where the students slept, this affected some students sleeping and they woke up groggily. 

It showed that the light was definitely not a low level one to be able to escape the restraints of the walls of the garden, as the walls were not made from ordinary material.

"*Ding*

/ Main Quest accomplished;

Time remaining: 1 day, 15 hours and 3 minutes

Reward: You have been paid 10,000 points by musekinin and invited for a 'Prank talk'

Side Quest: Remaining

Do you accept the invitation?  Yes                                    No /"

Min snoozed the message for later….

Meanwhile the commotion made the securities rush into the garden, only to see…. Quite a sight.

Two boys were on the floor tied up together, one was wearing a half cut and a short skirt, the other was a maid costume with a ribbon that tied his long blonde hair into a ponytail,

The students surrounding them were bawling with laughter and the two girls right in front of the boys were going maniac with it.

The first one was clutching her tummy while rolling on the floor and laughing,

The other was at least more civilized, she was pointing at the boys while cackling like insane, okay....

NOT CIVILIZED.

Jean heard his heart shatter, his image was ruined just like that, the cool and handsome jean,

Was wearing a skirt.

A SKIRT.

Juro was worse, he wasn't even getting himself, this happened too fast, just yesterday he was thinking of how to break up with kaoru and now this,

Coming to think of it, this was all planned, the meeting, where jean met min and kaoru asked to be his friends to the confession and then the 'surprising you' so give me your room key and the 'I cooked it for you 'cause we're friends', even jean said that was what the outsider girl did....

It was all planned.

FuCk iT aLl.

Min: how come you did the exact thing I did?

Kaoru: No! it was you who did the same thing that I did!

The security managed to calm down the kids before sending them back to their various places, of course not after they had taken a million pictures to capture this 'beautiful' moment they managed to get by.

Facing the quad, they said-

"All of you come, but you guys, know what to do with that….." the guards pointed at jean and juro's dressing.

Min, who was now wheezing from laughing too much, flung Jean's room key at Jean and 'tsked' before following the guards.

Kaoru who had just stood up from the floor rushed after min not looking affected even after laughing for such a long time,

While shouting at min to wait for her, she flicked juro's key at his face and it landed square on his forehead.

Juro: This bitchy little…..

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Yoshikazu stared at this weird quad in his office, one was wearing a shirt with frills at the end and female trousers and the other with a maid outfit.

Min had hid away all of Jean's clothes along with his uniforms and left a few clothes for him in his wardrobe, all feminine.

Kaoru: You sure spent money for this prank huh?

Min: Those are my clothes that were too feminine to my liking.

Kaoru: How smart! And remember guys, clothes shouldn't be wasted!

Juro's case was that kaoru's magic won't wear off until evening, it was a spell that lasted for 24 hours, unless a high leveled magician broke it and looked for high leveled teachers while looking like this.

And so he decided to wear it and go on like that.

Min was very calm as if all this didn't involve her while Kaoru was snickering at the boys who had pale faces and the principal was rubbing his forehead to calm himself down.

"So, you did all this, to help the regulators, eh? I see, well then"

The principal took out two badges, while smiling at min and kaoru 'happily', he began…

'THIS IS NOT GOOD' min thought

"Since you love the regulators so much, why not join them?"

Min was the one who started--

"Sir, we're not capable, really!, I'm an outsider and she's a noble known for making trouble, no one will lis…."

"That's your problem, deal with it"

Ignoring min he continued-

"Young men, you're suspended for two weeks, it's for your sake, use that time to collect yourselves and gather your thoughts!

Okay, that's it, take your badges, pack your baggage and LEAVE RIGHT NOW!"

BAM!

And they were kicked out by an annoyed principal.

Min was NOT pleased, AT ALL.

While Kaoru was still trying to get what happened, Min pulled her along while leaving without sparing the two boys a glance.

"*Ding*

/ Side Quest: Failed! / "

And just like that the JJs were suspended from school for two weeks and new regulators were obtained.

Mr. Yoshikazu stared at min's record, wrote something down, murmured in a small tone-

"Dabin Min, what a great actor, completely fooled me and my sister, huh?"

He went on and on, muttering at how both of the girls will probably make his life hard...

And he was not wrong... because...

A Trickster and a Prankster, heh, Mr. Yoshikazu was done for.