I had the dream again that night, and, like the rest, I was caught in the middle of it. The snake coiled around the door’s handle and hissed. Then it slithered downward from the handle, its unblinking eyes fixed on me.
I looked around the room; there was no window in the room and the snake blocked the only way out of the room. How I allowed myself to be cornered in a room with no window and one inaccessible door remained a mystery that the dream did not care to reveal.
Talatu stood behind me and I felt a new burden to get out of the room overtook me. She whimpered from behind me and I guessed she had just seen the snake.
The snake reached the floor and coiled up, the head pointed towards me. It hissed angrily.
‘I want to go to London,’ Talatu screamed at my back. ‘I want to go to London. Take me out of this place. Take me out, please.’
I turned to the white wall on my left and scratched the surface. My fingers met bricks, solid as the ones used on the pyramids of Egypt.
I turned to the snake; it had drawn a foot closer and its tongue darted in and out of the curved mouth with rapidity. It inched closer, the flat head positioned for my legs.
Talatu’s body trembled against mine. ‘I want to go to London,’ she cried. ‘I want to go to London now.’
The sound of snake’s scales brushing the floor and Talatu’s cry filled the room. I turned to the wall and scratched again; not even a hammer can dig through this wall.
The snake lunged forward at that instant and I jumped away from the wall. Talatu screamed and jumped to my back. Her body shook like a reed in a storm.
The snake recoiled and lunged forward again. It missed my thigh by inches and slammed the flat head on the wall. I pressed on Talatu and she pressed on the wall behind us. She began to scream.
The snake hissed and turned towards me again. I felt the handle of the door on my back before I knew I had gone around the room to the door. I turned and grabbed it and yanked downward. I heard a click sound but the door refused to draw open. I bent the handle again and pulled.
It was locked.
I faced the snake, ready to feel its fangs on my leg. Then I gasped in terror, drawing back.
Talatu’s head sat in place of the snake’s head while the rest of the body was the snakes’. She smiled at me and I saw the fangs on the side of her mouth. I drew backward, feeling the wall with my hands. She came after me, slow and deliberate, with the beautiful eyes fixed on me and her lips spread in a smile.
‘Get a job, Paul,’ she hissed. ‘Get a job and marry me. Without a job you are nothing; you are less than a toad if you don’t have money. You are nothing.’
Her lips spread wider and the eyes turned amber red. She snapped the neck backward and, in a flash, the head zapped forward, aimed at my neck.
I felt the pain of the fangs and screamed.
I sat up straight from my bed with my heart jumping in a wild dance. I cleaned the sweat on my face and got up from the bed. I walked to the door and hit the switch; white flood of light hit the room and the darkness disappeared. I blinked several times and then I walked into the toilet, feeling my heart slowing down to its normal pace.
I came out of the toilet a minute later and laid on the bed. The thought of Talatu and the doctor crossed my mind and I felt disheartened, and I remained in this state until the sun deflowered the night and brought in the day.
I got out of bed by six thirty again and walked to the living room with the gait of a zombie. The determination I had felt the previous day was gone by now and in its place was a sense of hopelessness I had never felt before.
Today will be another typical day with nowhere to go and nothing to do, I thought.
But I was wrong about that day.
Oh, how wrong I was.
The call met me at breakfast, and Eric’s name showed up on the phone’s screen. I spoke to Eric two days ago and our conversation had held little of my interest and I wasn’t in the mood to continue from where we stopped. What does he want? I thought, looking at the phone. I wasn’t ready to hear about his successes with Lagos girls. My relationship problem was already too big for me to handle. Besides, my heart was as broken as a politician’s promise, and was in no mood for other people’s issues. I sat back and allowed the phone to ring through. If it’s important—and there is hardly anything important coming from Eric apart from girls’ issues and his plans to get abroad—he will call again. The phone began to ring again. I took another bite of the bread in my hand and quickly poured the black tea into my mouth. I shot straight up and spilled the contents of my mouth out, spraying it over the dining table. I had forgotten that the tea just came out of the pot and still very hot. I st
I returned home that afternoon and found mom waiting for me in the sitting room. I smelled trouble even before she opened her mouth. It was on her face, in her posture, and on the rest of her body. I had a feeling my plan had fail before I put it into action. ‘Where have you been?’ she asked. She sat on the old faded settee, changed into her night gown. ‘Why don’t you find something productive to do with your life instead of wasting it on that stupid game?’ I stood against the door. I didn’t go to play chess. I went to Talatu’s house to tell her I was travelling to Lagos to get a job. I wanted to assure her that everything was going to be fine. But when I got to the house, I found the doctor’s Mercedes Benz parked in front of the house. I stood opposite the house for close to ten minutes, devoid of the courage to meet her in the doctor’s presence. They came out together later and drove out in the car. Talatu had a dress I had never seen her in, and she had a smile on her face. I wa
Mom and I left home before my two brothers, Jasper and Yusuf, got home. Mom insisted on following me to the park as if I was a teenager, giving the excuse she wanted to get greens in Terminus. I had the feeling she wanted to make sure I wasn’t going somewhere else from Lagos. We got into a tricycle at Fototech Junction and I send a text to Eric telling him I was taking off that night and that he should pick me up the next morning. I got an instant reply: Great! See you tomorrow. I felt a tinge of uncertainty again and I wondered if I was doing the right thing. But the thought of Talatu and the doctor getting married ran across my mind and pushed every doubt out. This was the only hope I had left to counter the doctor from taking Talatu to the UK. Mom and I sat in silence like strangers while the tricycle sped toward Tafawa Balewa Street. ‘Did you pick your credentials?’ mom asked. ‘Yes.’ We sat in another silence listening to the tricycle’s engine until we got to the motor park.
We got to Lagos a couple of minutes after six the following morning and I stared through the window, seeing the cars trailing each other like coaches on an unending train. People moved in a hurry like ants in a disturbed colony and hawkers ran along the sides of cars and buses selling their wares. Yoruba music, loud and piercing, rose from music stores, probably to soothe the chaotic scene, but ended up enhancing the frenzy. I felt exhilaration and dismay at the same time—like a man on a plane for the first time. The bus crawled through the traffic at a 2G internet pace. My mouth yearned to be brushed, and my stomach grumbled for food. We stopped at Ojota and some of the passengers got down. Another bunch dropped at Maryland later and eventually we reached the park in Ijora. The bus gave a loud hiss and the engine died and everyone got up to carry or drag their luggage down. I came down with my bag clamped to my shoulder, looking around. Eric was not in sight. I pulled my phone out,
We got to Eric’s house on Alpha Beach on the Lagos Island about an hour later. It was a one room apartment attached to a huge uncompleted building that looked like a warehouse. A settee lined the wall of the little room while a gigantic, old TV sat facing it. A mattress lay on the carpet to the left-hand side of the room. Two bags lined the bottom of the unmade mattress and a couple of trousers and shirts hung by the window pane; no wardrobe was in sight. I looked up and saw two huge spiders hanging on the ceiling, their well-established webs giving away the secret that they had not been disturbed for the last one year. The smell of dirty socks and unaired shoes hovered over the room. ‘Welcome to my bunk,’ Eric said, pulling his shoes off before stepping on the carpet. ‘Make yourself comfortable. The toilet and the kitchen are the doors you saw outside before we got in.’ He pointed to the bottom of the mattress. ‘Keep your bag at the bag station over there.’ He sat on the settee and p
I finished the noodles Eric cooked and dropped the plate on the carpet. It wasn’t properly cooked, but it filled my stomach and that was what mattered. The room was stuffed with the smell of the noodle’s spice and I felt nauseated all of a sudden. I leaned back on the settee and took long breaths, calming my stomach. I turned to Eric, who was also sitting on the settee, and found his eyes on me. Tolu was still planted on the mattress, his eyes glued to the phone and his left hand buried in his trouser. ‘Are you ready?’ Eric asked. ‘What do you think?’ I said. ‘You have kept me in suspense for two days.’ Tolu chuckled. ‘Eric, spill the beans! It’s not fair keeping us in suspense.’ Eric coughed and nodded. ‘It’s a strange plan, but just listen, and give your comments and objections later. Is that okay?’ I nodded and wondered why he said the plan was strange. Eric coughed again and his brown eyes twinkled like brown diamonds. I could hear his breath coming in fast, excited rhythm.
‘Tolu started it all,’ Eric said. ‘He met this guy from the UK online. Tolu was posing as a merchant from Nigeria selling Tin. This guy fell for Tolu’s gimmick and wanted to be part of it. He asked for samples and Tolu sent some to him. The guy got the sample, confirmed that it was the right quality and they struck a deal for him to buy a container load. He was meant to pay a third of the money last week, but he mailed and said there was a change in the plan: he was coming to Nigeria to see Tolu and to verify the quantity and quality before it’s shipped out.’ Eric paused. ‘Tolu tried to dissuade him, promising to send more samples. But the man insisted on coming. Tolu told him it wasn’t safe to come because of the high incidence of foreigner’s kidnapping, but the man was adamant and insisted to come or the deal was off. That’s when Tolu came to me with the problem, saying he was cutting off all communications with the guy and abandoning the deal. But I saw the opportunity and I told T
Tolu bought moi moi and bread for lunch at the café by the beach that afternoon. We stuffed ourselves with it and drank lots of water. Tolu left after the meal, saying he had to return his uncle’s car before he gets home after the day’s work. ‘What’s with him?’ I asked Eric when we returned to the room. ‘Why is he into this? Didn’t you say his uncle is rich or something? Why is he scamming people?’ ‘He wants to go to England,’ Eric said. ‘His uncle is rich alright, but he is as stingy as a needle with a short thread. All his children are abroad but he has refused to send Tolu there, saying he didn’t have the money to do it. I think he wants Tolu to remain here so he could keep running errands and do the house chores.’ ‘What about his wife?’ ‘She lives in New York. She comes once a year. Tolu’s uncle goes to see her most of the time.’ ‘So they don’t want Tolu to go there?’ Eric chuckled. ‘You know how rich people are; their children can have all the advantages in life but other c