The call met me at breakfast, and Eric’s name showed up on the phone’s screen. I spoke to Eric two days ago and our conversation had held little of my interest and I wasn’t in the mood to continue from where we stopped.
What does he want? I thought, looking at the phone.
I wasn’t ready to hear about his successes with Lagos girls. My relationship problem was already too big for me to handle. Besides, my heart was as broken as a politician’s promise, and was in no mood for other people’s issues.
I sat back and allowed the phone to ring through. If it’s important—and there is hardly anything important coming from Eric apart from girls’ issues and his plans to get abroad—he will call again.
The phone began to ring again.
I took another bite of the bread in my hand and quickly poured the black tea into my mouth. I shot straight up and spilled the contents of my mouth out, spraying it over the dining table. I had forgotten that the tea just came out of the pot and still very hot. I stood for a minute looking between the hot tea and what I had spewed on the table with a blurred vision. The phone stopped ringing about this time, but it started again almost immediately.
I cleared my throat and picked it. ‘Hello.’
The upper part of my mouth felt like the surface of an erupting volcano. The hello I said drew wind inside my mouth and a raw pain chewed at my palate.
‘Paul!’ Eric screamed. ‘How are you doing, man?’
‘I am okay,’ I said. My palate, my heart and my mind ached at the same and I felt like ending the call. I could feel the scratching of a nasty headache coming from afar, somewhere in my brain. I was everything but okay.
‘That’s great, man,’ Eric said. ‘Are you still in Jos?’
No, I’m on the moon, I thought. Look up in the night; you will see me waving.
‘Hello?’ he asked.
‘Yeah, I am in Jos,’ I said slowly, and hoped he wasn’t in town and thinking about coming over to put up with me. Mom will complain for sure; the extra mouth to feed wouldn’t be welcome since it wasn’t budgeted for—she would say.
‘How is Jos? I miss it, man,’ Eric said. ‘Is it cold? Lagos is as hot as a virgin; the heat is killing.’
I rolled my eyes. The man, man he kept saying was already getting on my nerves.
‘Hello? Paul, are you there?’
‘Yes.’
‘Any news about a job?’
‘Not yet,’ I said. ‘What about you?’
‘Nothing,’ he said. ‘But I am about to hit it big and will not need a job. I have a plan that will get us out of the labor market as quickly as our politician’s fill their pocket from the national treasury. It’s a foolproof plan that’s getting young men like you and I out of the grave of the labor market and into financial freedom.’
I rolled my eyes again and thought what a fool I was to have picked his call. What else would a man who has given up on getting a job think of but a get rich quick scheme? I should have switched him off at that moment, but I wanted to confirm that I was right that he was a fool and was heading for jail term. And since he was paying for the call, I lingered a moment to hear his dumb plan.
‘Are you still there, man?’ he asked.
‘Yes. I’m all ears.’
‘Come over to Lagos and I’ll tell you what it’s about,’ he said. ‘This is not a matter to be discussed over the phone. I guarantee you, once we execute this plan, we will become instant millionaires.’
I smiled, and the thought of switching off crossed my mind again.
I asked: ‘Why do you want to tell me this...this plan of ours? Why me?’
‘Because you are one of the few people I trust. I don’t want to work with Lagos boys; I don’t want to be looking over my shoulders during and after the execution of the plan. Besides, you play chess; strategy will be needed for this job.’
‘I am not interested,’ I said.
‘Paul, listen,’ Eric said quickly. His voice had gone sober, serious. ‘You don’t have a job to tie you down or a wife to worry about in Jos; what do you have to lose by coming? Come and hear me out and decide if you want to be part of it or not.’
The thought of Talatu came back to mind with his mention of a wife. He was right: I really don’t have anything tying me down.
All the same, I thought, there is no way I am going to Lagos; not for any get rich quick scheme.
I picked the bread and looked at my tea. I bit into the bread and chew slowly.
‘What’s the job all about?’ I mumbled. ‘Give me a clue.’
‘Come first,’ Eric said,’ and I will tell you everything. Take the night bus tomorrow and get here next tomorrow morning.’
I wondered what my mom would say if she hears this. Mom hates Lagos and had always prayed that none of her children will settle in the city. The experience she had in Oshodi when a thief yanked her earrings off in broad daylight had left her permanently pitching her tent against whatever Lagos has to offer. I wondered what she would think if I told her I was going to Lagos.
‘...give me your bank details. I will see how I can send the transport fare to you.’
‘What was that?’ I asked. ‘Come again.’
‘I said if you don’t have the transport fare, send your bank details and I will source for the fare from here.’
I considered what he said for a while. I wanted to say no, that I wasn’t interested, but a tinge of curiosity has already rubbed itself on my mind.
‘This job,’ I said, ‘is it illegal?’
‘No, no,’ Eric said, his voice shocked. ‘It’s all legit, man. There is nothing illegal about it. Once you come, I will explain everything and you will see that there is nothing to fear.’
I bit my bread again, my mind busy.
‘What about my fare back?’ I asked.
‘Your fare back? Back to where?’
‘Back to Jos,’ I muttered. ‘How do you want me to get back?’
Eric laughed. ‘Go back to Jos? By the time we finished this job you will have no need to go back to Jos. We will travel to Dubai from here and spend two months there—just to think about what we want to do with our lives. You won’t be talking about the fare to Jos, I guarantee you that.’
I knew this was a pipe dream, but he got my attention anyway. In that split second, I saw Talatu and I in my mind’s eye walking hand in hand in a Dubai shopping mall, smiling at each other. I felt an adrenaline rush and my body felt warm all of a sudden. If Eric’s dream could come true, it would change my life; I would have Talatu back and life will be perfect.
My heart was beating fast as I considered the possibilities, but the rational part of my mind kicked in and overrode the imaginations and I fell out of fantasy land.
‘What kind of job is it?’ I asked.
‘All in due time, Paul,’ Eric said. ‘Be here next tomorrow and you will find out all about it. If you don’t want to be part of it, you can take your fare and return to Jos—no strings attached.’
I smiled at the cliché, but my mind was busy, considering, questioning. Yeah, what do I have to lose? I’m smart enough to know what a scam is and would walk away from one ten miles before it comes near me. And Eric knows he could never be able to force me to be part of anything I don’t want to be part of.
What would mom think? I thought. She won’t buy the idea, that’s for sure. Even dad couldn’t get her back to Lagos after the experience she had with her stolen earrings.
Yet I considered Eric’s proposition and thought about Talatu. I could have the money to get her back and possibly marry—
‘Paul, are you there?’ Eric asked.
‘Yeah, yeah,’ I said. ‘Ok, I will send my account details. I will talk to my mom about it tonight.’
‘That’s good, man,’ he said. His voice had regained the excitement. ‘See you next tomorrow. You will be glad for taking this decision!’
‘I pray so,’ I said, and felt uncertain all over again. ‘I will let you know how it goes.’
‘Okay, take care,’ he said, and rang off.
I sat for a minute looking at the phone before I raised the tea and began to sip again, my mind busy. I thought about mom again and I wondered what to tell her that will convince her to let me go to Lagos.
I sipped more black tea, thinking, and soon enough the nose of an idea nudged its way into my mind. I turned it over and over—forgetting my sore palate—until the idea grew into a plan.
I test it in the evening when she returns from work.
I returned home that afternoon and found mom waiting for me in the sitting room. I smelled trouble even before she opened her mouth. It was on her face, in her posture, and on the rest of her body. I had a feeling my plan had fail before I put it into action. ‘Where have you been?’ she asked. She sat on the old faded settee, changed into her night gown. ‘Why don’t you find something productive to do with your life instead of wasting it on that stupid game?’ I stood against the door. I didn’t go to play chess. I went to Talatu’s house to tell her I was travelling to Lagos to get a job. I wanted to assure her that everything was going to be fine. But when I got to the house, I found the doctor’s Mercedes Benz parked in front of the house. I stood opposite the house for close to ten minutes, devoid of the courage to meet her in the doctor’s presence. They came out together later and drove out in the car. Talatu had a dress I had never seen her in, and she had a smile on her face. I wa
Mom and I left home before my two brothers, Jasper and Yusuf, got home. Mom insisted on following me to the park as if I was a teenager, giving the excuse she wanted to get greens in Terminus. I had the feeling she wanted to make sure I wasn’t going somewhere else from Lagos. We got into a tricycle at Fototech Junction and I send a text to Eric telling him I was taking off that night and that he should pick me up the next morning. I got an instant reply: Great! See you tomorrow. I felt a tinge of uncertainty again and I wondered if I was doing the right thing. But the thought of Talatu and the doctor getting married ran across my mind and pushed every doubt out. This was the only hope I had left to counter the doctor from taking Talatu to the UK. Mom and I sat in silence like strangers while the tricycle sped toward Tafawa Balewa Street. ‘Did you pick your credentials?’ mom asked. ‘Yes.’ We sat in another silence listening to the tricycle’s engine until we got to the motor park.
We got to Lagos a couple of minutes after six the following morning and I stared through the window, seeing the cars trailing each other like coaches on an unending train. People moved in a hurry like ants in a disturbed colony and hawkers ran along the sides of cars and buses selling their wares. Yoruba music, loud and piercing, rose from music stores, probably to soothe the chaotic scene, but ended up enhancing the frenzy. I felt exhilaration and dismay at the same time—like a man on a plane for the first time. The bus crawled through the traffic at a 2G internet pace. My mouth yearned to be brushed, and my stomach grumbled for food. We stopped at Ojota and some of the passengers got down. Another bunch dropped at Maryland later and eventually we reached the park in Ijora. The bus gave a loud hiss and the engine died and everyone got up to carry or drag their luggage down. I came down with my bag clamped to my shoulder, looking around. Eric was not in sight. I pulled my phone out,
We got to Eric’s house on Alpha Beach on the Lagos Island about an hour later. It was a one room apartment attached to a huge uncompleted building that looked like a warehouse. A settee lined the wall of the little room while a gigantic, old TV sat facing it. A mattress lay on the carpet to the left-hand side of the room. Two bags lined the bottom of the unmade mattress and a couple of trousers and shirts hung by the window pane; no wardrobe was in sight. I looked up and saw two huge spiders hanging on the ceiling, their well-established webs giving away the secret that they had not been disturbed for the last one year. The smell of dirty socks and unaired shoes hovered over the room. ‘Welcome to my bunk,’ Eric said, pulling his shoes off before stepping on the carpet. ‘Make yourself comfortable. The toilet and the kitchen are the doors you saw outside before we got in.’ He pointed to the bottom of the mattress. ‘Keep your bag at the bag station over there.’ He sat on the settee and p
I finished the noodles Eric cooked and dropped the plate on the carpet. It wasn’t properly cooked, but it filled my stomach and that was what mattered. The room was stuffed with the smell of the noodle’s spice and I felt nauseated all of a sudden. I leaned back on the settee and took long breaths, calming my stomach. I turned to Eric, who was also sitting on the settee, and found his eyes on me. Tolu was still planted on the mattress, his eyes glued to the phone and his left hand buried in his trouser. ‘Are you ready?’ Eric asked. ‘What do you think?’ I said. ‘You have kept me in suspense for two days.’ Tolu chuckled. ‘Eric, spill the beans! It’s not fair keeping us in suspense.’ Eric coughed and nodded. ‘It’s a strange plan, but just listen, and give your comments and objections later. Is that okay?’ I nodded and wondered why he said the plan was strange. Eric coughed again and his brown eyes twinkled like brown diamonds. I could hear his breath coming in fast, excited rhythm.
‘Tolu started it all,’ Eric said. ‘He met this guy from the UK online. Tolu was posing as a merchant from Nigeria selling Tin. This guy fell for Tolu’s gimmick and wanted to be part of it. He asked for samples and Tolu sent some to him. The guy got the sample, confirmed that it was the right quality and they struck a deal for him to buy a container load. He was meant to pay a third of the money last week, but he mailed and said there was a change in the plan: he was coming to Nigeria to see Tolu and to verify the quantity and quality before it’s shipped out.’ Eric paused. ‘Tolu tried to dissuade him, promising to send more samples. But the man insisted on coming. Tolu told him it wasn’t safe to come because of the high incidence of foreigner’s kidnapping, but the man was adamant and insisted to come or the deal was off. That’s when Tolu came to me with the problem, saying he was cutting off all communications with the guy and abandoning the deal. But I saw the opportunity and I told T
Tolu bought moi moi and bread for lunch at the café by the beach that afternoon. We stuffed ourselves with it and drank lots of water. Tolu left after the meal, saying he had to return his uncle’s car before he gets home after the day’s work. ‘What’s with him?’ I asked Eric when we returned to the room. ‘Why is he into this? Didn’t you say his uncle is rich or something? Why is he scamming people?’ ‘He wants to go to England,’ Eric said. ‘His uncle is rich alright, but he is as stingy as a needle with a short thread. All his children are abroad but he has refused to send Tolu there, saying he didn’t have the money to do it. I think he wants Tolu to remain here so he could keep running errands and do the house chores.’ ‘What about his wife?’ ‘She lives in New York. She comes once a year. Tolu’s uncle goes to see her most of the time.’ ‘So they don’t want Tolu to go there?’ Eric chuckled. ‘You know how rich people are; their children can have all the advantages in life but other c
I didn’t sleep a wink that night. Tolu had returned briefly around eight that evening and gave me his laptop, with a folder containing the printed email exchanges he had with the white guy. ‘I hope you find some clues there,’ he said, moving toward the door. ‘But the guy is not after us or working with the police. He is probably one of the most gullible people I have tried to swindle.’ ‘I hope you are right,’ I said, opening the laptop. ‘I am,’ he said. ‘It’s a gift I have; otherwise, I would have been caught by now.’ He scratched his elbow. ‘I am off to a cousin’s birthday party in Surelere. Want to come?’ Eric and I shook our head in unison. ‘Alright, see you guys tomorrow,’ he said and opened the door. ‘Tolu?’ Eric said. Tolu turned. ‘Yes?’ ‘Don’t get drunk and tell stories.’ Tolu smiled and raised his two fingers to make the peace sign. ‘I won’t. See you later.’ And he walked out of the door. ‘He must be brave,’ I said. ‘We are going to kidnap someone in two days’ time a