The driver restarted the bus’s self-driving systems. With sloth-slowness, the bus dragged itself from the station, leaving Jaxton behind. As they did, Jaxton pulled himself up from the sidewalk, a glaring of pure hatred burning in his eyes. Just before the bus turned a corner, Devon saw Jaxton fish out his phone from his pocket and snap a picture.
“Guess his hand was fine after all,” Devon said.
Adrenaline rushed from his body, and Devon suddenly felt exhausted. His legs shook, and he had an odd craving for ice cream—nothing fancy, just a simple ice cream with some chocolate coating. Even one of the fake ones would do. Sadly, there wouldn’t be any ice cream chances for a good few hours.He made he was back to his seat, his duffel bag jammed into the footrest space. Next to him sat the middle-aged woman dabbing at her face with a wet washcloth that filled the seats with an overpowering scent of lemon sherbet.
“My goodness,” began the middle-aged lady. “That is definitely going into the top five craziest things that ever happened to me on a bus.”
“You mean there’s worse?” Devon asked.
“Oh honey,” the middle-aged lady said smirking as she placed the used wet-wipe in her purse. “oh, my sweet summer child. You have no idea. First off, there weren’t any cats involved.”
Devon nodded. “I mean, cats don’t sound so bad.”
She snorted. “Well this was in fact a 40-something year old man”
“… uh… what?”
“I mean, I ain’t about to judge folk for following their truth, but when he starting doing his 'litter-box’ in the aisle and insisting that the poor driver clean it up—“
She paused. “You know what? Before any other strange nonsense happens today, why don’t we introduce ourselves first? Carla Bright.” She stuck out her hand for a handshake.
“Devon Tomson. No ‘H’, No ‘P’”
“Well, it is a pleasure to meet you Devon Tomson No-H-No-P. And might I say, that is a lovely hat that you’ve got on there!”
Devon beamed.
“Naw… it’s just for a stupid convention...” He rubbed at the back of his head, feeling the leather and the feather between his fingers.
Carla’s face grew serious. “Why would you say that? It’s your hat! It’s your convention! Why would you say it’s stupid?”
Devon leaned back and sighed. Before he knew it, he was retelling the whole story of his day—the fight with Momma, how he got kicked out of the house for not wanting to return the hat, the fight with Jaxton and his goons at the bus stop… the more he told the story, the more ridiculous the whole thing seemed, all because of a stupid hat.
“This is all I got left.” Devon laughed, but tears gathered in his eyes. He wiped them away—Momma always told him it wasn’t becoming of men to cry in public. “It’s been like this ever since I was a kid. Anytime I try to… I don’t know… do something—"
“You mean like get a hobby?”
“Yeah, that. Anytime I start up a… a hobby or something, I always end up having to give it up. Momma’s like “oh, it’s too expensive” or “oh, Neveah doesn’t like it” or “oh, it’s too dangerous, oh takes up too much time away from home”… meanwhile Neveah goes off and does whatever she wants.
“Well, what does your father think?”
Devon coughed.
“He’s not here anymore.” Devon found it hard to look at Carla and stared out the window to avoid her gaze.
Silence filled the bus for a few terrible moments. Devon almost wished that the bus alarm would go off just so something else would fill in the painful, dead air.
Carla sighed.
“You know, Devon, we’re all people, and people are not perfect. I am by no means perfect either. Very, very imperfect, actually. This is just a part of life—but we grow and overcome our imperfections. Did you ever read M.L. Robinson’s “The Four Fires?”
“No,” Devon said. “I heard the TV show was really bad.”
“Oh, it’s awful. Terrible stuff. Shame that’s what most people know it for. Anyway—I see a lot of myself, or how I used to be, in how your mother is acting now. It took some reading, and a whole lot of therapy, to get me to accept just how awful I was acting, even if I believed what I did was right. Now I don’t know your circumstances of your family, and I don’t mean to pry into the life of a stranger… but if I had to guess, I think your mother knows that your sister is a handful, to put it mildly. But with your father…erm… out of the picture, she’s trying to keep the family together as much as she can.”
“But then why’d she kick me out?” Devon’s voice cracked. His eyes itched and swelled. He pulled the troublesome hat from his head, bunched it in a fist. The honking of passing traffic would make the perfect cover to hide the patter of falling tears.
Devon sniffed and wiped at his nose. “Sorry,” he said. “Allergies, I think.” “Mm-hmm. ‘Allergies’.” Carla pulled out a few tissues from her bag. “Very convenient that you men get allergies when you talk about your feelings.” She smiled knowingly. “Now look, whatever’s going on with you and your family ain’t gonna get solved in the span of one bus ride—ooh, and speaking of which, my stop is coming up soon. Here’s what I want you to do—add my contact info, and if you ever find yourself in trouble or you need someone to talk to, I want you to add me, understand?” Devon smiled. “Yes, Ma’am.” “Oh, don’t call me that!” Carla gave Devon a gentle slap on the arm. “I’ll be your auntie from now on—and I’m serious. You find yourself in trouble, you give me a holler, you hear me?” “I will Miss Carla… I mean Auntie.” They exchanged contact info with a scan of their QR codes. Devon looked at Carla’s profile photo—it was of her in smart-looking business attire, her arms crossed, and a great, co
Neveah sat alone in the kitchen. Momma had gone to her room, leaving everything behind—the bills, her phone, her daughter… Now Momma was taking a nap using the sleeping aid of her choice. Because of course she was. For the past hour, Neveah sat at the kitchen table flipping through her phone, not really looking at anything. Her thoughts played the morning’s events again and again. The doctors called it “rumination”. Over and over, Neveah rehearsed and re-chewed the day like a cow and its cud—the partially digested food that a cow vomits up so it can chew and digest it again. In this way Neveah brought up Devon’s fight with Momma… the incident with the hat… Devon storming out… her mother snapping at her… her prayer for Devon to come home… Neveah flicked through her phone like a Buddhist priest with his prayer beads, flicking and flicking in a kind of dark meditation. Unlike the priest, Neveah’s meditations led not to the peace of emptiness, but the chaotic noise of thoughts that
After a few moments, Devon’s phone buzzed. The front of the message read: MOMMA.He clicked open the phone. There was a message from Momma. The message was clear. He clicked shut the phone. “You gave brought shame and ‘disrespct’…” he mouthed the word, pronouncing it like ‘diss-ree-speck.’ He leaned back in his chair, squeezing his eyes shut. “My god, Neveah…someone ought to teach you how to spell.”Clearly it was Neveah’s work. Momma, the educated woman that she, never used slang or mistyped. Ever. All it took was a simple comparison of Momma’s older messages to see the difference. She may have given up on her own children’s slang, but Momma stood firm against that linguistic tide. Did Neveah not notice how her own mother wrote? Did she not care?Key in this was the “u”—that was a young person’s affectation. Devon even used it sometimes. Neveah used it constantly. But Momma? Never. Putting the two texts together only made it more obvious.MOMMA: Love you always Devon-Devilcake
Last stop—New Hudson Convention Center.The bus crawled over to the bus station and, hissing, the bus’s tired deflated. It sounded to Devon like a dragon’s mighty fart after returning to its cave after a long day of pillaging and burning villages. Hoisting up his bag and, after giving it a brief once-over to make sure everything was zipped and secured tight, Devon debarked from the bus. As he left, the driver looked up from his magazine.“Nice hat,” the driver said with a thumbs up.“Thanks,” Devon smiled. But the driver had already returned to his magazine before he could respond.Devon left the bus. What greeted him was a scene of colorful chaos.The Convention Center looked like an enormous blue doughnut, rising
It was Lanie. Picture a butterfly. Imagine drawing a thread in time from the day it was a caterpillar, and follow that thread backwards and forwards. Somewhere in the middle of that journey, the caterpillar would have entered its cocoon and become something entirely different. But her voice…the way her eyes were just a little too far apart…and the Cookie Cat phone-case. It was Lanie. There was no mistaking it. Devon stood mouth agape, barely having the energy to stammer. This person had laid dormant of his mind for years, only popping up on rare occasions he delved into his own childhood. Now, twice in one day, she had come back into his life; first in his thoughts and now before his eyes. And she had not just returned—she had transformed. Her blonde hair was now dyed jet black. Her oversized front teeth now fit neatly behind a mouth that was lightly tinted in professional, fashionable color. She was the very image of consummate professionalism, no longer the dirt-caked playmat
They squared up. Devon was taller than Marc, but not by much. Marc glowered at Devon until, inexplicably, he started laughing.“I’m sorry. I just can’t take you seriously with that hat. Holy crap, what am I thinking?” Marc wiped away something from the corner of his eye. Devon felt heat rush to his cheeks.“Whatever, man.”“Look, Hunter Green, the both of us have stuff to do if we want to run your stupid freak show. Quite frankly, I’m not about to ruin my day over this so…yeah.” Marc smirked. Devon raised an eyebrow. “Run what? What are you talking about?”Snickering and shaking his head, Marc reached into his suit’s breast pocket and pulled ou a name card. He handed it to Devon with a little flip, barely able to contain his glee. Reluctantly, Devon took the card. Reading it over, Devon’s face deflated. Marc AbramovNew Hudson Convention Center Hospitality Executive Guest Services Manager “You, uh, work for the hotel,” Devon said weakly. “Uh, yeah, we do,” Marc said, mocking him
“That’s right,” Marc said. “Just need to make a call and it’ll be done—whole weekend, free hotel, so long as you can keep from breaking anything getting freak-fluids on my floors.”Lanie tugged at Marc’s sleeve. “Marc, stop it. Why are you doing this?”“Well, he’s your friend, isn’t he? Feels like the least I could do. Besides, from the looks of him, I think he could use a hand up right now. Isn’t that right, Hunter Green?”Devon found it hard to look at Marc. His gaze seemed to be drawn to the floor. He did need that money. Practically speaking, he was about to be homeless at the end of the week with nothing but the clothes on his bag and whatever he had thrown into his bag. Those few hundred bucks could go a long way getting him started on his ‘new life’. But the way that Marc sneered. The way he lorded and gloated—his every expression made Devon want to crawl into a hole. Yet here he was, with money on the table—and practically speaking, he wasn’t in a position to refuse. “… I-uh
Devon took the offer—in return for getting his hotel room refunded, he made an agreement with Marc not to incur any damages while at the hotel. On the one hand, it shouldn’t be too hard. He was not a rambunctious type, and he liked to believe that he knew how to behave himself. On the other hand, by a accepting this agreement, he was no longer protected by Omniverse’s insurance.If something did happen…No. Nothing was going to happen. First of all, all the problems he’d incurred were because of stupid people harassing him over his costume. But now here he was, where costumes are accepted and considered normal. Nobody was going to give him trouble about that this weekend. Or so he hoped.Marc, still sneering, made the call right there in front of him. In short order, someone on the other end picked up. “Hi, Chris, I’d like you to comp a guest with Omniverse? Uh huh… with Omniverse.” Marc’s expression was one entirely of malignant delight, but his voice was the perfect reflection of