Fun Online

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This is who flattered by your tusks and trunk?

Cunning Elephant (Trunk Region, Level 3)

I don't have a trunk! Ordinary human body, like the locals. The NPC came up and hugged me! This is harassment !

Plump Bunny (Rabbit Region, Level 7)

Fool, check your inventory, you've been robbed.

Cunning Elephant (Trunk Region, Level 3)

It is an insult! Where are the moderators!

She stole 15 copper coins!

I'm going back to NOVETO- world.

Muddy Elk (Moose Region, Level 1)

Weakling. I just won't give up!

Polar Mole (Blind region, 8th level)

Ha, cowardly little elephant.

And that's it. No, there was some gibberish in a few more topics, but the smartphone translator began to give out some kind of wildness. He doesn't seem to be good at slang.

Okay, I'll read the official information again, suddenly something happened.

Congratulations to our players on their first day at Zabava Online!

First day statistics: 1012 unique users.

Leader today: Walrus Cutie (Walrus region, level 17).

The opening leader will receive a one-year free subscription to the game from us.

We remind you that the leader of the month will receive a full-fledged cabinet for immersing himself in the game from Photon-Elite!

And no other information.

Tch, the developers are strange, of course.

***

In the morning I logged back into the game.

And then he took another break for three hours.

The third time it was uncomfortable to walk down the street.

Shaved Bear (level: 2)

Experience: 0/500

Money: 0

HP (Health Points): 100/200

MP (mana points): --

SHU (mustache scale): 100%

Class: not received.

Titles: no.

Current Adventures:

Training (passed stage 1/3) . Outfit trip. -----

Inventory: empty.

Clothing: slippers.

These freaking developers did not come up with underwear in the starting clothes! Stupidly blurry space.

I lowered my eyes down, it flashed again:

Want to unblock censorship?

- Let's say yes, - this time I decided to check what would happen, and last time I just cursed the game.

Attention! This feature is available when verifying age:

(for your region in reality: 18)

And also after paying the priest 1 gold.

I'm talking degenerates. Also greedy.

Okay, if I withdraw money from here, I will still register, and it’s not a fact that censorship needs to be canceled.

Fully immersive games have completely blocked cryptocurrencies with their internal money. Yes, and the miners of three-quarters of the countries were equated with enemies of the environment and taxed at 80-90% with accompanying fines, in case of exceeding some consumption levels.

And then, instead of crypto, Edward Parll began to hire these capacities. He was the first to release three games and Photon Elite booths.

On TV and social networks, videos from DinoGalaxy (Dino Rider Game), SiX-V-Live (full life simulator, 18+), Elvirx (world with orcs, elves and dwarves, without a choice games for people).

Those first games were not the best in terms of graphics quality. There were no flavors, and the sounds were often unrealistic, as was the 18+ feature, but that was ten years ago.

Then more or less pop releases from many manufacturers began to appear from games for the rich and bloggers.

Therefore, I have questions about the fact that one hundred and third of the games with full immersion that have opened is so wonderful.

- Do you understand? - Coach Mart met me with a question.

- Understood…

I woke up again in the temple.

Shaved Bear (level: 2)

Experience: 0/500

Money: 0

HP (Health Points): 200/200

MP (mana points): --

SHU (mustache scale): 100%

Class: not received.

Titles: no.

Current Adventures:

Training (passed stage 1/3) . Outfit trip. -----

Inventory: empty.

Clothes: no.

Predictably: I am now naked and barefoot.

What other answer does this bearded man need?

I hate!

Fuck this game.

I'll finish the paid term and dump it into something new.

There was no such nonsense in NV. Training from the category: give, bring, go, hit, eat, smell the fragrant dish, kill the monster.

But I have to see what this bearded creature will tell me now. No money, no clothes!

I proudly walked in the middle of the street of the starting village. The bears ignored me, but the NPC girls blushed and turned away.

The men just ignored it.

Somehow this is wrong.

Anyway, I still have one of the standard avatars, I won’t light up my real face and body here.

I entered the coach's house and silently began to look at him.

- You did not understand!

Yes, damn it, I already have a mat and curses when I wake up in the temple!

At some point, it just became interesting to me when and for what the NPC "coach Mart" would give the progress of the task.

Now, naked, I didn’t just walk down the street, but approached the oncoming ones and poured out phrases:

- Hello, what can you say about the coach? 

“Mart is strong,” the peasant replied.

“Mart is handsome,” answered a stately woman leading a bear on a leash, on which a yoke was fixed.

- Aah, you pervert! - it seems that I ran into another player, while the girl who was leaving the shop.

- Mart? He is a man of few words and a complex person, he analyzes you and says what will fit best in the end,” the bagel merchant replied.

“Mart is kind, he never kills anyone,” a nun lied to my face. Right here in the face, without blushing. And, no, very even blushing and not in the face in the end.

- Mart appreciates strong people! the guard said.

The rest of the answers fit into the previous options. I found at least a couple of female players, but with the same avatar. Or I'm a maniac that pursued the same, but in different colors of starting equipment.

I wonder why the girls got the starting cap in the form of a beret?

I was absolutely normal. Here in the market at the merchant I saw earflaps.

Hmm, while I was thinking about this on the way to the temple through Mart's house, I realized one magical thing.

I no longer feel the cold.

Without thinking too long, I ran off the path into a snowdrift.

Not cold!

Skill Acquired!

*Warning, you've gained a skill*

*Attention, skills are not available until the class is received*

Predictable.

Hmm, without thinking twice, I tasted the snow.

- In general, it is indistinguishable from the real one, - any Russian child could confirm my words.

Hmm, even in the most advanced and popular game I've been trained in before, the tastes were bright, but the sensations were not completely identical to what I got in reality.

Really, here the transfer of feelings is worked out more strongly? Gorgeous!

That's just the scenario is dumb in learning.

It probably should have been done earlier, but it just dawned on me.

I do not distinguish this world from reality at all. Only communication with the coach and the interface reminds me that I am in the game, the rest is too natural and familiar.

Sounds, a bunch of unique trees and people, all bears have differences.

In Noveto-World (NV), I was aware of the differences, because, having got into the virtual world for the first time, anyone would begin to compare.

But in this I immediately went to study. And it would be worthwhile to understand that taste, sounds, smells, touches are felt here just like in reality.

Visually, there is nothing to complain about either. If you can see “models” in videos for most games, then in Zabava, apart from the players, everything seemed unique.

But this is still based on the experience of the starting village. Just in case, after the snow, I tasted a hand (hairy and cold), a tree (yes, I'm an idiot, but to my surprise, the tree tasted and smelled the same as my childhood memory) and a metal fence ...

What can I say. Everything is thought out very well.

- Fa-a-and-fe! (“Help!”) I whistled, hearing the crunch of snow under someone behind me. Yes, my diction with my tongue stuck to the fence in the cold is clearly not ideal.

- Aah, you pervert! – there was a cry, but the voice seemed to be new. And then receding steps along the path towards the training field and the coach's house.

The next "assistant" had to wait forty minutes.

- Fa-a-and-fe! (“Help!”) I said hopefully.

- So that's what a naked man without hesitation. Eh, you don't understand, die, fool! - I heard a familiar voice.

Attention! You died twice within an hour.

Access to the profile will be blocked for 3 hours of real time.

We wish you health and good mood.

Fun online.

Glory to Mart! That is, the coach. For the first time I am so happy about this bearded creature.

As it turned out, it is impossible to log out in "paralysis". And for some reason, just such a state appeared in my status along with “frozen”.

Yes, to my surprise, this information appeared on the site today.

Paralysis and sleep are conditions obtained in combat. Exit from them is possible only upon death, healing, or after three hours of playing time, the character automatically dies.

Okay, I'll go to the store. There's nothing to do anyway.

You need to stock up on food for yourself and the cat. This striped mug refuses to eat pasta. Yes, and I need something at least like meat.

A small shop was nearby. But a good hypermarket was located a couple of bus stops from my home.

I didn't want to order delivery. It’s easier to drive yourself to a big one, and inspect and pick up food according to expiration dates, appearance and composition. Without laying in the form of food stylists, website designers, couriers.

At the same time I will buy parts in the shopping center for ventilation in Anapa.

It's just that I changed my mind. It was necessary to issue a part with a free additive.

Carrying home a bunch of frozen and canned food with cereals turned out to be another task. And to place it in places in the house ... darkness. It was necessary to divide everything into several trips. Laziness, initiative, skepticism and stupidity are punishable.

So after a shower, I didn’t even think about the game, I ate, watched the first videos shot in Zabava, and calmly fell asleep. Didn't care to play at all.

I woke up already closer to the night.

Yawning, he did his exercises, washed himself, dried himself and climbed into the booth.

Before entering the game, I ran through the forums, official and social networks.

As I expected, people praised the system of transmission of feelings and some dishes.

But almost nothing useful. Except for one thing.

***

Shaved Bear (level: 2)

Experience: 0/500

Money: 0

HP (Health Points): 200/200

MP (mana points): --

SHU (mustache scale): 100%

Class: not received.

Titles: no.

Current Adventures:

Training (passed stage 1/3) . Outfit trip. -----

Equipment: heavy branch, long branch, barbarian stick.

Clothes: no.

Once I just went to the coach, and then went to plunder the forest.

According to Walrus Cutie, who became the top of the first day, the main joke of the game is: do whatever you want. With any subject.

Absolute freedom. Though stones, though cones. But there are restrictions on inventory in terms of weight and length.

So, I started looking for sticks, branches, other nonsense. Some have been stoned.

Imagine what kind of vision I have now. Naked, with branches and sticks, and giggling in the middle of the forest.

“Hah, cockpit, three cameras,” I ordered the car. Usually there is a third-person recording with auto-delete after a week.

Even if I quit the game, then there will be something to remember.

Well, if the unbelievable happens and I become famous in this game, I can create a video: "perverted beginning."

Of all that I have made during this time, the barbarian stick was the best like a tool that fits comfortably in the hand.

With her, and went to the coach. I would be afraid of Mart.

I entered a house where a bearded bastard was talking to two girls in a starter play set. He looked at me, silently stood up, raised his halberd and attacked.

I have seen his blow many times already, so I blocked the shaft of the halberd with a branch, and I myself struck with the main technique of self-defense. Although it was clearly not masculine.

But he screwed me up. And to defeat an opponent who is stronger without options ...

*Censorship*, aka NPC... didn't work?

But Fun Online turned out to be very realistic, the coach bent over and let go of the halberd, which I took advantage of.

Congratulations, you have purchased an item: Mart's Hatchet!

Rare (nominal)

Attack: Guaranteed damage of 98 health points.

“Looks like I get it now! I laughed as I put the weapon back into my inventory, but the next second it was cut.

- You did not understand! - the coach answered and punched my chest with his finger.

Again this ceiling of the temple ... tired!