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I jump and escape the grenade.
Why grenades?
Respect me please!
Megumin, come on, people are not supposed to throw explosions everywhere!
Well, the one who threw the grenade is not really called Megumin, but that's her nickname, she's quite new to the business but quickly shot up through the rankings.
Contrarily to the character the name came from, she's devilishly sexy, and really gives a perfect example of the words 'femme fatale'… Beautiful but deadly.
But if it's really Megumin who threw a grenade, it's better for me to es
ClemCaI saw an obvious mistake in the chapter and took something like 10 minutes to check whether it was intentional because I had a faint memory of at some point having a character's memories being manipulated right as they were thinking, which would be revealed later. Seems it was not there. Might not even be in this novel, for all I remember. It's a really really faint memory. Anyway, I remember I loved writing Megumin before, and it was enjoyable to rewrite too.
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