Keywords: Godly/OP/tricked/blackmailed/unexpected
Do you know what’s the worst thing that could happen to you when you're a godly being such as myself?
That’s when you're fucking tricked by a young girl that lived several hundred years less than you!
She struck right at all my weak points: my excessive self-confidence, my underestimation of others' capabilities, and my lack of vigilance once I'm out of danger.
First, she started by using my underestimation of her abilities.
She then took advantage of my lack of vigilance for her trap to be effective in the first place.
Then, she smoothly used my self-confidence to make me believe that my distracted sc
Being blackmailed by yourself truly is a strange feeling, huh...
Keywords: None -So, do you accept the deal? I look at him, look at my chains, and answer: -Wait a moment, I need to think. -Okay, anyway it's morning now. He goes back to his computer. I check on it, and see some kind of game representing my life. On it he's currently talking to Megumin. -Do you think I should present for Miss Sorcery? -Yes, obviously, my love. Her eyes lit up. -And for Miss Abysses?
Keywords: None Do I need to describe to you what happened after I accepted the deal? Well, I'll say it anyway: She was taken in all senses of the word. Do you want me to be more explicit? She was filled with sauce in every single hole… Then, Lust took a month torturing her and destroying her will, before killing her. Of course, I had to suffer through it all, because Lust somehow never was satisfied. So in the end, Megumin was banged and killed, and I recovered my body… But in the process, she used all her powers to cause an immense explosion. To save the wor
One-shot n°1: Curiosity. I've never been someone people can call "sensitive". I actually never felt any feeling. Well, that is, apart from curiosity. From an eternal viewpoint, this seems perfect: no fear, no emotions to hinder your thoughts... The perfect rationalist. But objectively, it is quite dangerous. People already understood that pain was essential to survive long ago, but everyone forgets everything has a use. You get sleepy when you need sleep, you fear danger... While it is indeed a pain when disproportionate, it is, in fact, useful in all kinds of situations. I had a hard time keeping my body intact until now because
Keywords: Matchmaker/mecha/giant praying mantis/dank meme/dinosaur/earthquake/duck/a squatting eagle Tanya was racing. She was riding a huge beast. Sport Beasts, as they were called, were special species specially bred to race. Hers was a giant praying mantis. Right now, however, there was there was an urgency that required her immediate attention: she WAS racing. A dangerous race. Today's track was a gigantic chain of caves. The inspiration was dungeons. Fantasy dungeons. Fortunately, among the skills available to her, the skill Tanya chose before the race was an impenetrable defense. When the map was revealed, she felt like she for the first time had a chan
Keywords: Matchmaker/mecha/giant praying mantis/dank meme/dinosaur/earthquake/duck/a squatting eagle Would you please marry him? That was a strange question, and also one that wasn’t any less when you took the context into account. For a moment, Tanya was dazed. After a few seconds, she got out of her daze and replied: -Nope. She was taken by surprise, but she still was quite used to his eccentricities. She didn't know however if it was a good or a bad thing. -Oh, come on, there's no better moment for a marriage between two people with hidden faces and names than now! What better place is there than in a mecha in the middle of a deadly dungeon!
Keywords: Fang/banana/moon/cobra/fortunate/nom/nomming/nommer/noms/nommed Immortals… Beings that decided the life and death of lower species… They did look like humans but, according to common belief, they were not on the same level. If they didn't have anything special about them beyond birth, at least, children in centers were taught to worship them as gods. And well, in their eyes, they WERE gods. If you asked Tanya what she thought of them, she would mechanically reply: "They had the benevolence to authorize us to live, and we must repay them with absolute obedience". Whether she actually still believed it was another matter. If you're told something enough, it becomes your truth.
Keywords: Nothing/none/blank/emptiness/gone/empty/disappear Squatting Eagle was happily playing when she asked a question he wasn't ready for: -What kind of backing do you have? This question was sharp, but he managed to not be overwhelmed by his emotions, and quite quickly, he reached the same conclusion as usual: it would be better for them if they didn't even know I existed. He kept his usual dumb face, and said a half-truth, just omitting the details: -Up there. After that, Tanya seemed to be lost in thoughts. It was something that Squatting Eagle didn't want her to do so he immediately acted as usual: One shot n°2: The toy In a dark castle, a woman was sitting on a black throne. Her black hairs were long enough to touch it. She was around forty years old, though she looked younger, and was dressed in black. On her legs was a boy. Her hand was slowly moving, caressing his hairs. The boy had a huge broadsword, still dripping with blood, in his right hand. The woman said: -Boring… This toy is boring. After a while, she added: -Kill yourself. Without a word or any sign of hesitation, the boy Give me a word I'll make a world Volume 5 - One shot