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2024-10-29 19:42:56Miss Calculated slowly inhales, holds, then exhales a deep breath before speaking once more.
“I… Yes, thank you. You’re right. Today’s just been, well, rather overwhelming. It has been borderline surreal, and I’m half expecting some sort of reversal to happen at any moment.” After Miss Calculated makes this guilty admission, both Mark and Mikah chuckle.
Mikah has a distant look for a few seconds, then chuckles with a smile.
“I was only around for, what, roughly half of it all? If even? Even still, that was enough to see how crazy of a day it’s been. Really, it sure feels like there’s a whirlwind of chaos around the Lynn family, hmm?” As
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