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2024-10-29 19:42:56“Doc, I love you.”
One laughed, an evil sound that filled the room and their head
The chef turned to the desk and, in a sign of respect, sat on the floor so that if One sat LaRue would be lower than him. “I have needing a fix for the last hour, but I also want to say goodbye to Emily. Would you allow me a few minutes to do that?”
Silence.
LaRue remained on the floor, unmoving. Waiting for an answer.
One’s voice was behind him. “You know I could come behind and kill you in an instant?”
“Yes.”
“Even if I thought we could get out of this room alive, which I’m not sure about, we wouldn’t make it out of your agency. So honestly, I don’t see the point.”
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