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2024-10-29 19:42:56The drive home was interesting. LaRue had a 1996 Spyder, and though it could seat more than two, it couldn’t really seat two when one of them was trying to manage a goat that had never seen anything but four walls. It complicated LaRue’s driving that the terrified goat was trying to escape from a vehicle travelling eighty miles an hour. It further complicated his driving that Emily was trying to stop the goat from escaping.
He knew whatever he might say to her would make the situation worse. But he thought it was funny. LaRue started to laugh.
“WHAT is so funny?”
“We survived being killed by an invisible god only to be killed by a hysterical goat.”
“He is NOT going to kill us.” She begin to laugh as well.
LaRue pulled
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