Last man on earth when there is no earth?

Ch 01.2

Cold

It's cold

Wait… it’s cold! I can feel cold! I can feel it again!

A sneeze forced my eyes tightly shut. My right cheek was against the floor. I think I’m currently completely naked too.

Why?

I remember floating in the darkness before my mind inevitably shut down. I remember I couldn’t feel a thing besides breathing before falling asleep. Now, however, I can feel the cold, solid surface beneath me. I can sense my eyelids pressing tightly together as well. After much struggle, I force them apart.

Everything was a blurry mess, but thankfully dim enough to not cause me any discomfort. As I wait for my vision to clear, I suddenly recall the alien from my dreams and the hole it put through my chest. I instinctively reach for the spot where the wound should have been only to find nothing.

There is no scare. No trace of a wound.

Was it... was it all a dream?

I stare at my bare skin and notice something else.

This... this isn't my body...

Clear, unblemished skin and toned muscles. Pecs, abbs, biceps. Every part is clearly defined like the details on a Greek sculpture. This was not the body of a shut-in who spends entire days sitting behind a screen.

Man, look at all these muscles!! I would never have died a virgin if I had these biceps.

I clench and unclench my fists then flex my arms. Everything from my shoulders to my legs looks like it was edited with Photoshop or some other similar software. My little guy, however… he didn’t change much, I think? 

It's alright. Average is fine. I tell myself while nodding. The size of the tool doesn't matter, it's all about how you use it! Not that I know. I died a virgin, after all.

“… ahem!”

Another chill runs down my spine and I straighten up despite myself. It seems that, while I carefully analyzed this strange new body I woke up in, someone was standing right behind me.

I slowly turned around and my eyes opened wide as I did.

A woman in a white robe. She has long golden hair with wavy ends that reach down to the back of her knees. Her body was rather curvy, in a good way of course. Her chest was enormous, and the openings at the sides of her dress revealed two deliciously thick thighs.

I couldn’t resist staring, but I had to tear my eyes from them to get a look at the mysterious woman's beautiful face. Her blue eyes gleamed as they glared daggers at me, and it might be a little late to say this but she is pointing some big sword spear thing at me.

And horns. This girl has horns on her head.

Horns huh… nice!

As seductive as her body and looks appeared to me, I found myself doubting she was a succubus. I can tell from the faint blush on her cheeks that she still has her innocence. It’s hard to tell her age but if I had to guess I would say she is in her late early twenties, unless she is a real demon and is actually a few hundred years old.

I wanted to take my time and observe her thi- I mean her appearance but the more I looked the more her cosplay-like attire felt threatening.

That sure is a huge spear... 

It looked like an oversized military knife attached to a metal rod. Having that thing pointed at my face was playing on my nerves so, as any isekai protagonist who had awful communication skills in his previous life and for some reason became able to talk normally after dying, I tried to break the silence with an attempt at a joke but the blond beauty beat me to it.

“Doo yu undar-standu mee?”

She spoke broken words, like a Japanese voice actor trying her best to speak English. I was too fixated on her thighs to respond. She really is dangerous. I don’t know when but my eyes were drawn to her legs without me even noticing.

Am I to blame though? There aren’t that many chances to see such a beautiful girl wearing something this embarrassing!

No, something about this is strange. Her not-so-common clothing and horns could be explained by a kind of cosplay, but what happened to all the laws of physics?

She looked soft, really soft, but the knife spear thing she was holding didn't seem to be made from paper. There is simply no way a girl her size would be able to lift such a thing so effortlessly. Not while posing like that.

The way she stood there holding something that would easily give any man twice her size much more trouble, it’s like she is saying “Gravity? Physics? Never heard of that!”

Did I really get isekaied?

For a moment there I thought that she might be the first addition to my harem, but the rational side of me screamed not to do anything unnecessary and play it safe. Worst case scenario, I might need to run away first.

I moved my hand, using it to support myself while rising to my feet. My sudden movement startled the blonde demon girl causing her to fasten her grip on the spear.

Having such a huge sharp object directed at me was uncomfortable, but when I looked into the girl's eyes again I suddenly became confident that this encounter wouldn’t end with my head rolling on the floor.

Man, even though I'm in tip-top shape I still feel somewhat stiff. Tons as it might be, I couldn't help but notice the sluggishness of my new body. Guess I really was in a coma... 

I glanced at the surroundings and got the impression that I wasn't in a hospital. The idea that this is another world was slowly becoming easier to accept. There is even a large-chested blond beauty standing in front of me!

The girl watched me silently as I looked around while stretching my limbs. When I was done we simply stared at each other for a couple of seconds. 

“….”

“….”

“….”

“….”

The starring contest continued for some time, but a minute later her gaze went down slowly before stopping at a certain spot.

Until that moment she gave an air of preparation for whatever might come at her, but in the next one her eyes opened wide and her face flushed red. Perhaps standing up was a mistake after all. I just woke up and have been analyzing her voluptuous figure ever since. It’s well-known how a young man’s body reacts to attractive females, and from the looks of it, this new body of mine had some cravings that have never been fulfilled.