Last man on earth when there is no earth?

Ch 01.2

Cold

Its cold

Wait… it’s cold! I can feel cold! I can feel again!

A sneeze forced my eyes open. My right cheek was against the floor. I think I’m currently completely naked too.

Why?

I remember floating in the darkness for a while before my mind gets slowly shut down, that I couldn’t feel a thing beside breathing before falling asleep. Now both my eyes function normally and I can feel my limbs.

I lift myself and sit there butt naked. My movements are a bit sluggish but soon enough they became normal.

The first thing to note is of course the huge scar in the middle of my torso left by the blast from that alien’s laser gun. I reached for the spot almost reflexively. However, there is no scar. No trace of the injury is left. Is this a new body?

In the first place, should I really be able to move after spending all that time in a coma?

“This isn’t my body, alright…” it seems I didn’t reincarnate as I had hoped. Did I transmigrate? This body is too refined to be that of a shut-in basement dweller gamer geek nerd.

Man, look at all those muscles!! There is no way I would get those abs while sitting in front of a screen for days on end. I would never have died a virgin if I had those biceps.

Even my skin looks so smooth and clean. Everything from my shoulders to my legs looks like it was edited with photoshop or some other similar software. My little guy however… he didn’t change much, I think? 

“… ahem!”

I failed to notice that, while I carefully analyzed this strange new body I woke up in, someone was standing a few feet behind me.

I slowly turned around and my eyes opened wide as I did. The entity who called for -or coughed at- me made the possibility of me being in another world sound more realistic.

A girl in a white rob. She has long golden hair with wavy ends that reached down to the back of her knees. Her body was rather curvy, in a good way of course. Her chest is enormous, and the openings at the sides of her dress revealed two deliciously thicc thighs.

I couldn’t resist staring, but I had to tear my eyes from them to get a look at her beautiful face. Her blue eyes gleaming with a light blue color glared daggers at me and it might be a little late to say this but she is pointing some big knife spear thing at me.

And horns. This girl got horns on her head. Their color was dark brown and they vaguely resemble that of sheep.

Horns huh… nice!

As seductive as her body looked to me, there is no way she is a succubus. I can tell from the faint blush on her cheeks that she still has her innocence. It’s hard to tell her age but if I had to guess I would say she is in her late teens, unless she is a real demon and is actually a few hundred years old.

I want to take my time and observe her thigh-I mean her appearance but the more I looked the more her cosplay like attire felt threatening.

That sure is a huge blade. Like an oversized military knife attached to a metal rod. Having that knife spear thing pointed at my face is playing on my nerves so, as any isekai protagonist who had awful communication skills in his previous life and for some reason became able to talk normally after dying, I tried to break the silence with an attempt at a joke but the blond beauty beat me to it.

“Doo yu undar-standu mee?”

She spoke broken words, like a Japanese voice actor trying her best to speak English. I was too fixated on her thighs to respond. She really is dangerous. I don’t know when but my eyes were drawn to her legs without me noticing.

Am I to blame though? There aren’t that many chances to see such a beautiful girl wearing something this embarrassing.

No, something about this is strange. Her not so common clothing and horns could be explained by a kind of cosplay, but what happened to all the laws of physics?

She looks soft. Really soft. But the knife spear thing she’s holding, even if it’s made from materials lighter than it looks, there is no way for a girl her size to lift it so effortlessly.

The way she stood there holding something that would easily give any man twice her size much more trouble, it’s like she is saying “Gravity? Physics? Never heard of that!”

For a moment there I thought that she might be the first addition to my harem, but just in case the talking goes wrong I should prepare to make a run for it.

I moved my hand, using it to support myself while rising to my feet facing the horned girl. My sudden movement startled her causing her guard to go up as she fastened her grip on her spear.

Having such a huge sharp object directed at me is uncomfortable, but I was confident that it won’t end with my head rolling on the floor. Something is telling me to not think like that.

Man, even though I'm in tip top shape I still feel somewhat stiff. Guess I really was in a coma. But this place doesn’t look like a hospital. I mean, I’m pretty sure this is another world. There is even a large chested blond beauty standing in front of me!

The girl watched me silently as I looked around while stretching my limbs then when I was done we simply stared at each other for a couple of seconds. 

“….”

“….”

“….”

“….”

The starring contest continued for some time, but a minute later her gaze went down slowly before stopping at a certain spot.

Until that moment she gave an air of preparation for whatever might came at her but in the next one her eyes opened wide and her face flushed red. Perhaps standing up was a mistake, as I had spent quite a while analyzing her figure and it’s well known how a young man’s body reacts to attractive females.