Married To My Secretary

Chapter 27

I'll take a cold water bath, I need to put out the fire in my crotch, and worst of all having to sleep with her tonight, I take off my clothes and let the cold water do its thing on my body and apparently it works. Immediately I feel how everything inside me is calming down, I sigh, I've never had to do this, I close my eyes and try to think of something else, elephants, yes that works, pink elephants with tulle skirts, I can't help but laugh, my cell phone it rings and takes me out of my thoughts, I turn off the shower and go out looking for it through all the pockets of the pants I was wearing until I finally find it.

"What the hell happened?" I say when I pick up, after seeing that it's Malcom.

“How is the life of Maried? Are you enjoying? Malcom's sarcastic laugh on the other end.

"Yes, and you don't know how much," I say ironically.

He laughs so loudly that I'm afraid he's in a public place and scaring people.

I grab a towel and start to dry myself when my phone slips an