Ainz Bloodsworn was a primordial entity that created many books and techniques, as well as cultivation manuals. He traveled the lands of Venafar and was a hermit. He became an immortal that doesn't age at all!
He made many friends and also made skills in his spare time as a hobby.He visited the shrines of Gods that were his past comrades. They ascended thousands of years before and he talked with them sometimes when he visited them in their shrines. He decided not to ascend as a God and just wanted to walk the lands as a mortal.He trained many young ones for the past thousands of years and many of them became a foundation of the kingdom.Now, he was running away as always. Why? Because he was chased by Demon Gods nonstop for the past thousands of years. Escaping into portals he created as he was chased. Until he was assassinated by them in a grueling battle. He was tired of running and so he confronted them at last. Though he was just a mortal and was defeated in battle. His soul escaped and was reborn.Ainz woke up in his mother's arms and time passed by in a breeze. Just as Ainz was in the body of a child, he was twinkling his eyes and starting to move his hands. As he tried, his hands were very heavy. Just making his fingers twitch with all his strength in expense.In a moment, he gasped and opened his eyes in fright.'What the? Where am I?' he watched his surroundings and his hands, 'My hands are small!'He surmised that it was due to that book that he acquired rebirth. The Book of Law itself. He found one of its volume in the ruins of the tomb of Emperor Klien. The Book of Time. It was a book that has many volumes and each volume can make you ascend to godhood. It was a book that the Gods have left to humanity for it to be contested with. Also, something that they were curious about who will be the next gods.He battled the demon god and several demon lords as they wanted the book of law for themselves. As for his fate, he died. Well, being a Legend in the past was not bad at all but it was just that he was contented.He was rebirthed as a child and has to act like one. He also felt that his past memories were blurry and hard to be remembered. He would wonder in his thoughts just to recall them all.'I am reborn as a baby! That's it!' he calmly recollects his memories and his facial expression worsened, 'The great calamity will arrive soon! I need to act fast!' It was what he can only remember for now. As for the others, it will be in due time.[System integrating.......]"Huh? What's this?" he was perplexed at to what he was seeing. Luckily, he has a system in the past when he was reincarnated in his first life so he knew how to use it.[System installed][Mission: Survive in great calamity][Details: You must survive first then you can gain strength while staying low key][Reward: Your survival]'System! Respond!'[System started booting][Assimilation complete]'Update status!'[You are reborn][Status updated][Strength 1, Dexterity 1, Endurance 1, Focus 1][Mission: Sleep][Reward: Fatigue and negative status will be erased][Another reward: +1 to all stats]Ainz was perplexed, just by sleeping he can have plus one to all stats.'Such a caring System. Just by sleeping, I can have a bountiful reward. Not that I can do anything though but sleep. I got to regain my strength for now,' Ainz said to himself. Just breathing was very tiring for the moment. The energy was just barely able to make him breathe.Just as his mind rested, his mind was in the depths of his sleep. He just took the time for now to regain his strength. Sleeping in his crib while snoring.His mother went to put him on his baby blanket with a soft cloth. Then kissed him on the cheeks. She still can't believe that her child was so adorable.Soon after, she cooked their meal. Mashed potato for her child to eat with boiled sweet potato for the two of them.Soon after, his father successfully fetched milk. Calling his wife who was preparing their meal."Hon, how is he doing? I have the milk that you requested," He said then showed the pale of milk."He is sleeping now, resting. You can boil the milk afterward. We will be having dinner sooner than later," She then kissed him on the cheeks.Ainz woke up after hours of sleep. Twitching his eyes three times and can now stand up in the crib.Just as he woke up, the System announced a job well done.[Rewards for completing the mission: +1 to all Stats][+1 Strength, +1 Dexterity, +1 Vitality, +1 Focus][All Stats are below][Strength 2, Dexterity 2, Vitality 2, Focus 2]Time passed by and he became two years old. He was sitting on his crib and was playing his toys.'Wow, what a wonderful day. I felt that I am so small with this body. I can barely make huge movements with this two-year-old body. I got to make sure to grow first then train this body. Hahaha! Not that a two-year-old will be seen pushing up in his crib will be something normal in the first place. He should be playing with his mouth to properly speak at the age of two.'"Na..... nya..... nanya..... nyan!" Ainz tried to speak but it was all tongue twisted just like a pussy cat that was startled.'The heck with that words! For now, I am barely able to speak. What a useless tongue for a two-year-old child. I have to properly speak now just like in the past life of two. I am speaking properly a sentence at that time,' Ainz said in his mind."Oh who called his father?" His father approached.'I didn't you idiot!' Ainz almost screamed in his mind.'Maybe I can speak some words. I have to make an impactful first impression on my dad'"Papa!""Oh how cute! My child can now speak! My child just called for me first before you hon! Hahaha! He called papa before mama!" He said then lewdly kissed Ainz in the cheeks nonstop.Ainz can only just push him with his ample strength of one. Not barely able to push away the wet lips of a man to touch his cheeks. If you will ask Ainz if it was disgusting in his experience. He will outright, reply with "Of course it was!"'Someone get this thing off me!'"Na...nya..na!" he screamed.His mother then saved him from his terrible predicament and carried him to their table. Ainz then stuck out his tongue and spewed some droplets to his father in annoyance."Ainz! Let us eat!" His mother called for him.'So Ainz is my name? How lucky! Not far from my original name!' he said in his mind then soon remembered that his name here was Ainz too and their last name was Bloodsworn. Making him sigh and spank his forehead.They soon carried Ainz to the table and he just acted with his age for not being able to raise doubts and suspicions in their minds.He was in the chair and clapped his hands in glee. Flapping his arms while his mouth barely has a tooth. Seen as an excited child to eat and yanked a spoon and fork on his front."Here Ainz! Say ahhhhhh," his mother said while giving him a spoonful of mashed potatoes.In his crib which was made of wooden floor and top, it was being held by a child that was none other than Ainz. Or so what his nickname here in this world was given by his mom.Helpless as it seems, he started to play with words with his mouth for better pronunciation. Getting a round trip from left to right and right to left in his crib. 'The wheels of the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels of the bus go round and round, all through the town...' Singing in his mind while circling the crib. He was from earth in the past and was reincarnated so he knew some songs from his motherland. He can walk just fine without worries but it was all boring in that place for some time. Having memorized the nooks and crannies in the room with walls made of wood. Some wooden chairs in the front of the crib and a horn of a reindeer were placed on the wall.Seems like a normal room with a wooden table, placed with a lamp on top of it and it was lit to give radiance to
Ainz's mother was washing his clothes and putting him in the crib. Giving him toys to play with, in the meantime. Kissing him on the cheeks then leaving the room. Carrying his unwashed clothes with her.Living idly with his crib and the same table for him to eat. A nice life of being a helpless baby. Just enjoy the perks of being in a form of an infant. Just as life was easy, Ainz was in his crib again for some time now. Playing in his crib with wooden toys that were carved to be a human that has a shield and sword. Making it clash with the other toy that was an enemy – a wooden carved dragon. Making the dragonfly and diving into a human. 'Clash! The human died at its fangs and the dragon ate him. The end!' Ainz said in his mind. Thinking of all his time, he can't help but think that time was so slow. He threw his toys at the walls of his crib and then pouted.'Hey System! Can you give me something to do? Something good?'[Are you sure? I don't see a problem why not][Goal: Sit and
It was night time and he was fed by his mother with milk in a cup of clay. He was on her lap and was sipping the content of it. Just in his view, he can see his mother's breast. Not that he wanted to drink there instead, but it was famished with milk there. The memories of the past was pitifully sucking it but it was all dried up. Dry as a desert without anything on it. Just pure nothing.So he was resting assured when the milk came, the milk of the animal called a cow. Agriculturally termed as cattle. A large ruminant that eats grass and the grass was converted to milk. So he was like sipping from said animal indirectly. Making him imagine that he was sucking it instead. It was not satisfying in any sense but it was his food for now. Making him want to puke but he was hungry. He didn't even have a choice but to drink it. He would rather suck the said animal than his mother's famished breast. He soon was being tapped in his lap and was being sung by the song of his mother. It was c
Just as Ainz slept, he felt that his feet were wet. Making him have wet underwear. Not wet dreams of course. But of course something similar coming from the same source–Ainz.Maybe he peed himself in the midnight. Just as he was about to wake up, he smelled something concentrated odour coming from his own thing. Don't mention it, it was censored here. Just as he woke up, he removed his underpants and threw them outside his crib. Still, his blanket and cushion were wet. Making him throw it all outside.'Being a baby sure has disadvantages. I didn't even felt like peeing last night and here I am wet of it. Maybe I will not make so many actions in the morning so I will not wet myself at night.'Just as he woke up, the System made a notification bell.[Reward for completion: +1 to all stats][Current stats: 3 Strength, 3 Dexterity, 3 Vitality, 3 Focus]'Yey! System, you are the best! I am very well pleased with your rewards!'[My pleasure]Just as Ainz was about to ask for the daily goal,
In the night, where the lamp was being laid by the table, brightly lit his room. From being steady to flickering, all were in random succession. Time seemed to pass by, not that he can stop it in the first place. So, he lets it pass. Not that he can touch it or hold it any longer. All were taken for granted but it was nothing that he can do about it.His mother and father fed him and put him in his crib. Hastily running towards their room while giggling and tickling each other.'Gosh, they seemed to be excited to do it. I am still not sleepy and has to digest my food. Mashed potatoes are only seasoned with salt. That is! Nothing more! System! Do you have something in your thoughts? I want something to do before I sleep,'[You want to backflip hundred times as a warm-up?]'I guess so? Is there an even harder task compared to that? Gosh, I can't even exert that much! I am a baby remember? Do you have plans for me to be a clown?'[Do not worry, I am not that stupid. How about something b
Ainz woke up, eyes opened wide then squinted it some more to remove the unclean thing in it. But as he removed it, it has a sandy texture. Something he didn't want to taste but for sure, it will be salty. Moving on with his life, he felt that his tummy aches a bit. Minding that that kind of impulse was normal when you wanted to pee.Yes, he needs to pee or his urinal gland will blow. Not that it can but sometimes he thought that it will blow spectacularly. Once he opened his underpants, he let it all out outside the crib. Sprinkling like a hose tightened on the lid to fire it all out in greater heights and length.As he can see, the liquid was yellow. Not something a good view to watch. Still, he felt satisfied with his deeds. He was proud that at last, he can do this much and not pee on his bedsheet. Just as he went all out with his pain-relieving endeavours, he saw that it was becoming a puddle. What a sight to see with his naked eyes. Ripples were seen and it became a miniature oce
Ainz was having fun inside his crib. Toys of different variants were placed together with him. A horse with a Knight on top perching the said wooden saddle. Of course, the horse too was made of wood and so was the Knight. As we speak, he made it clash with the wooden dragon. 'Kill the dragon, roar!' Ainz spouted droplets. Making the two toys clash with each other. Another wooden toy was the dog. Making them kiss with the horse with a Knight on its top.'You may kiss the bride. Muah muah,' Ainz said as he lets them kiss. If Ainz will think of it, it could be a thing that will make the horse and the dog become traumatized to his wedding play. They will outright decline his offer of being the actors of the said play. Still, Ainz let them play a bit. Another toy was a carriage that the dog will have to pull. To his surprise, the dog was as big as the carriage. And so, he let it become the one to pull the said carriage. Making it do the work instead of the horse and Knight. The said play
Being carried in his mother's arms, he felt comfortable as what he was in. He was hugging his mother's chest and he was watching his father behind. Walking as he was carrying the empty basket of food. Ainz hasn't eaten anything as he was too tired for such a task given by the system. He wanted to blame the system as much as he wanted to strangle it to death. He was left hungry all the way home. Seeing a cow besides the road, being locked inside the ranch, he can't help but drool over it. Making a squishy-squishy hand gesture as he leaned over in the direction of the said animal. As he went mumbling gibberish words while doing so, his mother can't help but laugh at him."You want to drink milk? We will buy you soon," his mother said to him then cuddled him.'Such irresponsible parents! They have to bring milk when they went picnic!'Ainz narrowed his eyes and pouted. He was not in the mood to smile while his mother cuddled him. His father was making a peekaboo on him but he was snub