How many men can brag about dying fucking a woman less than half his age in a parking lot? I could, if I weren’t dead, of course. At sixty years old, my dick could still get harder than a stripper pole. Alas, though, my magnificent manliness is what ended up doing me in, because despite my cock being ready and willing, my heart just couldn’t keep up. It’s funny in a cosmically fucked up kind of way… I’d spent my entire life not knowing I had a heart, only for it to make itself known by cockblocking me through cardiac arrest. “Daddy?! Daddy?!” A panicked voice with daddy issues was the last thing I heard before a deafening crack. Then silence. Blackness. Nothingness. Fuck! No women after death? I mean, come on! I can take the fires of hell as long as there are feisty succubus and the likes servicing me from time to time. With an electric buzz, a blue screen materialized in front of me. Letters scrawl across the display: “Game over!” I feel someone watching me, causing my metap
System claps her hands, pulling everyone’s attention back to the game. “Alright, alright, enough stalling. Back to the game! And remember, the more teasing, the better. Let’s see if David can handle it.”With a sigh, the widow goes back to play. Once Sasha gets her hands on the ball and serves, the action speeds up once more, but this time there is an extra layer of danger to each stroke. The four of them — Bree, Naomi, Stella, and Sasha — are totally on board with it, and they seize every chance to touch, stare, and show affectionate flirt with each other — to tease me. Bree might run her fingers over Naomi’s back as they pass each other, or Sasha might ‘accidentally’ brush her chest against Bree’s when they go for the same shot.System, meanwhile, watches it all with an amused smile, calling out the points and occasionally adding her own suggestions. “Naomi, why don’t you give Sasha a little encouragement? You know, a kiss for good luck?”Naomi doesn’t hesitate, leaning over to pla
The girls’ eyes widen in surprise, and for a moment, no one says a word. Then, slowly, a grin spreads across Bree’s face.“Naked tennis?” she echoes, her voice laced with amusement. “You’re really trying to shake things up, huh?”System shrugs casually, her tone nonchalant. “I figured we could use a bit of spiced-up fun. And I know our dear David here would thoroughly enjoy the view.”I can’t help but chuckle, raising an eyebrow at System’s bold suggestion. “You do know me well, System. But are you sure you want to join in? I mean, you just got that body—”“Exactly,” System interrupts, her eyes sparkling with a playful challenge. “What better way to get used to it than by embracing it fully? Literally.”Bree laughs. “Alright, I’m in. I’ve never been one to back down from a challenge. And it’s not like we haven’t seen each other naked before.”Sasha nods in agreement, her competitive spirit flaring up. “Same here. Besides, it’ll make the game more interesting. Just don’t get distracted
Despite Sasha’s sad pout, we all had agreed to sell some of her gemstones to pay for a luxurious house on the beach. It has a large pool, a tennis court, and a garden that overlooks the sea.She has agreed with the plan; her only plea was to be able to keep the gems she wants. Fortunately, though, her sadness over parting with the jewels to pay for the house seems to have faded as she is now learning tennis with the other girls. Wealth has its perks.As I sit on a chaise lounge with my fancy cocktail in hand, I watch the girls play. What can I say? The view beats the scenery of the sea. As the girls play tennis or sprint around, their skirts flutter wildly. The sun is shining brightly on their deep cleavages. Their tits and flat stomachs are on full display in those skintight, low-cut tank tops.“How does this swimsuit make me look?” System says, as she walks into my field of view and does a quick spin. Embracing every curve of her newly acquired body, System's swimsuit is a shimme
I nod in agreement. “Yes, this Luminara model does look perfect. Let’s get this one.” I turn to the receptionist. “Can we overwrite its AI in order to insert our own?”The receptionist smiles, her eyes lighting up with professional enthusiasm. “Absolutely, sir. Our models are designed with customizable AI integration. You can easily overwrite the existing AI to insert your own programming, or we can help you with that free of charge.”“Great,” I reply. “Now, let’s talk payment methods. We, uh, might not have traditional credits on us.”She doesn’t miss a beat, her smile widening. “That’s quite alright. We accept a variety of payment methods. Beyond standard credits, we have several unconventional options to suit our diverse clientele.”Bree raises an eyebrow. “Unconventional options?”The receptionist nods. “Yes. We accept rare artifacts and unique items of significant value or even one-of-a-kind abilities. Additionally, we have a bartering system in place for those who possess skills
We step through the portal together, the golden light enveloping us. The warm sun kisses our skin, and the sound of waves fills the air when we emerge on the other side. It’s perfect.“Welcome home, everyone,” I say, feeling a sense of contentment settle over me. The girls cheer, their excitement infectious. We’ve faced countless challenges and overcome insurmountable odds, but now we have the chance to create something truly special.“Alright, first things first,” I say, looking down at the jar in my hands. “Let’s go to the city we’ve seen through the portal and find a body for the System.”“I understand that Goddess didn’t care about taking over bodies and exchanging their souls,” Naomi starts. “But are we sure we want to do something similar? What will happen to the actual soul residing in that body when System takes over?”I shrug, trying to avoid the moral implications. These people weren’t just some random NPCs made by the Goddess. These were real people spread on different wor
My girls and I stand at a safe distance away, watching as the mob of angry challengers surrounds the now-powerless Goddess. It’s like watching a pack of wolves descend on a lone deer, and for a moment, I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.“David, are you sure this is the best way?” Stella asks, her voice laced with concern as she clings to my arm, her breasts wapped around my biceps through her thin blouse’s fabric.“Trust me, Stella; she deserves every bit of this,” I reply, my eyes never leaving the scene before us. “She’s tormented and manipulated us for long enough.”Naomi nods in agreement. “She needs to understand what it feels like to be powerless and at someone else’s mercy.”“To be truthful,” Bree starts, licking her upper lip. “In my opinion, this is more like a reward than a punishment.”The others look at her, eyes wide.“What?” She shrugs. “Just look over there.”She points to the Goddess right when the bulky barbarian slides his furry tabard to one side to reveal his eno
“Your straightforwardness is refreshing, David,” the Goddess says with a smirk.She snaps her slender fingers, and suddenly, I have a body. Ten fingers, ten toes, a dick, and all. I start by flexing my cock, and I could not be happier about how hard it already is.“Feels familiar?” she asks, her smirk widening.Truth be told, every one of the bodies I had in the worlds I explored after my untimely death was excellent and had everything a woman could want to make her heart sing. But they never felt like me — the real me, I mean. Nevertheless, things are different now. This time, I feel exactly like I did in my twenties.I lower my gaze and take a good look at my cock. Oh, well, that’s MY cock for sure. As I laugh it out, I realize it is just like seeing an old friend. “It’s really my real body?” I ask.“Yes, David. It’s your body. Exactly as it was when you were in your twenties.”“Well, hot damn,” I say, flexing my muscles and admiring the view. “I missed you, buddy.” I give a playfu
The presence of Sasha’s voice in my head — one that is not System's — is incredibly peculiar. However, there is no time to contemplate the situation.As the darkness fades, the eerie half-light of Limbo reveals the Goddess’ throne made of skulls — each one grinning in eternal mockery. Their hollow eyes seem to follow me. Shadows dance across the barren landscape, flickering like restless souls searching for peace around the portals.Her fingers tap rhythmically on the armrests, creating an eerie melody that echoes through the void. But, despite her terrifying appearance, there’s that undeniable, twisted allure to her. Every inch of her body radiates a dark, seductive energy. Her full breasts are barely kept in check by the bony fingers bra.Even a blind ninety-year-old monk would have stopped to stare. If he weren’t blind, I mean. Shitty brain! What a stupid metaphor…“Well, well, well,” she purrs, her voice like the rustle of dry leaves. “Back so soon, David?”“Hey there,” I say, for
Everyone gathers around the table, and Sasha holds out a small velvet pouch. I can see the telltale shimmer of gems within.Her voice is steady and authoritative. “I’ve found what we need. This,” she says, pulling out a deep blue gem with silver flecks, “is a Soulstone Sapphire, cut into an Orb Shape. It has a very special ability called Ethereal Echoes.”Naomi, Stella, and Bree lean in, their eyes wide with curiosity. I can’t help but grin at their eagerness.“So, what exactly does it do?” Naomi asks, her brow furrowed in concentration.Sasha holds the orb up, letting the candlelight dance across its surface. “This gem acts as a listening device, tethering me to David’s soul. Through this connection, I can pinpoint his exact location and hear everything happening around him. This will allow me to teleport everyone to his position accurately.”“Oh, now I see,” I say. “So it’s like a magical GPS?”“What’s that?” Sasha asks, then her eyes return to the deep blue gem with silver flecks.
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Raluca Paicu
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Z.R. Wake
Been reading this since it first came out, and it continues to be a good time! The characters are entertaining and the sex scenes are fun. You should definitely check this book out!
Mister Op
Great novel! Made me laugh the first chapter itself! I'm eager to find out what happens.
Jonathan Blas
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Kabirat Aleem
First system story that I have ever read with any interest. Great job, author. Keep it up
Becky Anyanwu
Author, you write beautifully ... please keep it up.
Johnny Reigns
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dsebastian168
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Ace
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Gem
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CrazeNovel
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Natashia_Lou
Very funny and entertaining! Found myself giggling at the novel out loud, and not able to stop after one chapter! I don't know much about systems and writing them, but this was very interesting to read and I think it depicts the concept very well! I love that it's naughty too...!
Naughty Snail
Refreshing system story. It has a dose of unique humour which can make you chuckle in the middle of an intense scene.