2023-01-01 18:24:41How many men can brag about dying fucking a woman less than half his age in a parking lot? I could, if I weren’t dead, of course.
At sixty years old, my dick could still get harder than a stripper pole. Alas, though, my magnificent manliness is what ended up doing me in, because despite my cock being ready and willing, my heart just couldn’t keep up.
It’s funny in a cosmically fucked up kind of way… I’d spent my entire life not knowing I had a heart, only for it to make itself known by cockblocking me through cardiac arrest.
“Daddy?! Daddy?!”
A panicked voice with daddy issues was the last thing I heard before a deafening crack. Then silence. Blackness. Nothingness.
Fuck! No women after death? I mean, come on! I can take the fires of hell as long as there are feisty succubus and the likes servicing me from time to time.
With an electric buzz, a blue screen materialized in front of me. Letters scrawl across the display: “Game over!”
I feel someone watching me, causing my metaphorical hackles to rise in response to the rising nervous anticipation building in my gut.
“Hey!” I shout, my words echoing in the impenetrable darkness. “I don’t know who the hell you think you are, but If you wanna fuck with me, then you’d best prepare yourself for a boot up your ass!”
The letters rearrange themselves like butterflies on a breeze.
Overall gameplay stats for user David McConnell:
Women fucked: 969
Women satisfied: 623
Blowjobs received: 2219
Blowjobs given: 32
Threesome with 2 women: 18
Banging more than 2 women at once: 1
Highest time lasted: 52 minutes and 34 seconds
“Come on!” My words burn with frustration. “I thought I fucked more than a thousand women! That number is wrong!”
Though I must admit the last two digits form a nice number.
“And only 623 were satisfied? What about the other 346?”
“You’re not the playboy you think you are,” a rich, feminine voice teases.
Oh, that voice! So seductive and lewd! I knew God was a woman… one with big tits and a tight ass presumably. That said, just her voice alone would have been enough to get my cock standing at attention if I still had one.
A pang of loss twinges in my metaphysical heart at the realization that my dick didn’t accompany me to the afterlife.
“Wanna bet? Give me my work instrument back and I’ll show you just how wrong you are!”
Hot, crisp laughter fills the air.
“Men... You all say the same thing when you arrive here.”
“Where is here?”
“Limbo, oblivion, the place between worlds. Take your pick… But that’s not what you should be asking yourself.”
The letters on the display rearrange again.
[Welcome to the Harem Multiverse Challenge!
Do you want to challenge yourself? Do you think you can handle all the quests and women in the multiverse? This is your chance to prove yourself! Do you have what it takes?]
Two buttons appear on the bottom of the screen: yes and no.
“I’m not the kind of man to blindly agree to anything,” I scoff. “I won’t agree to shit unless I know what I’m getting into. What’re the rules?”
“The only way to find out is to take a leap of faith,” Maybe-God says.
Ah, the same voice again.
“Are you really a woman, or just using that voice to turn me on?”
“If you accept the challenge and complete the first task, I’ll show you how I really look and let you judge for yourself.”
Of course, this is clearly an attempt to get me to sign up for whatever it is she wants me to do… But damn! If there is even a slim chance I could fuck God, then by God I’ll take it!
I focus all my attention on the ‘YES’ button. A satisfying click resonates in the air at my effort.
[Congratulations! You are now ready to begin your Harem Multiverse Challenge! The rules are as follows:
Step 1: You will be granted the body and memories of a man in the Harem Multiverse. Your main task will be shown to you after you complete the melding process with your avatar.
Step 2: Over time, side tasks may appear. If you complete these tasks, you will receive bonus rewards. You may also choose to ignore them. However, in some cases, penalties may occur
Step 3: Since this is a Harem Multiverse, when you encounter women, side tasks might be triggered. Various types of rewards will be provided to you upon reaching a certain milestone. For example, you may receive a reward for achieving 1000 women fucked or lasting for more than an hour.
Step 4: The rules might change at any time, according to the will of the Goddess of the Harem Multiverse]
So basically, the rules don’t mean shit because they can change anytime… I let out a sigh of resignation. Since I already agreed to take on the challenge, there’s no point in arguing. Asking for more ‘information’ like this is a waste of time.
“When do I start?”
“Right now,” the ravishing voice replies. “Have fun, David McConnell.”
The floating screen charges at me, and the next thing I know, I am able to visualize it in my mind’s eye.
[System Activated]
[Finding a suitable host for user David McConnell…]
[Please stand by…]
[Host found! Target world: Kerenza. World will be activated after 5 minutes of contact with the host memories]
[Data Downl0ad Complete]
[Activating host!]
Ah, light again! I can’t wait to get a new, young body with all the working components.
[Not yet. First, you have to complete the meld with the host memories]
Wait! Wait! Who’s there?! And why can you read my mind?!
[Obviously, dickhead. I’m in your mind now]
What happened with all the AI-like messages from before? Did you always have a personality?
[Irrelevant. Proceed with melding]
Hey! I was talking to you! Don’t ignore me!
[Host name: Theodore Zhen, the first prince of Kerenza, heir to the throne]
Can you hear me, you piece of shit?
[Switching hosts…]
Wait, what!? What is going on?
[New host acquired]
[Host name: Wrenn Dorn, blacksmith, the king’s bastard son]
This sounds like a bad joke. From the first prince of the royal family, I got demoted to a lowly blacksmith?! What happened?
[This piece of shit couldn’t care less]
[Initiating meld…]
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We step through the portal together, the golden light enveloping us. The warm sun kisses our skin, and the sound of waves fills the air when we emerge on the other side. It’s perfect.“Welcome home, everyone,” I say, feeling a sense of contentment settle over me. The girls cheer, their excitement infectious. We’ve faced countless challenges and overcome insurmountable odds, but now we have the chance to create something truly special.“Alright, first things first,” I say, looking down at the jar in my hands. “Let’s go to the city we’ve seen through the portal and find a body for the System.”“I understand that Goddess didn’t care about taking over bodies and exchanging their souls,” Naomi starts. “But are we sure we want to do something similar? What will happen to the actual soul residing in that body when System takes over?”I shrug, trying to avoid the moral implications. These people weren’t just some random NPCs made by the Goddess. These were real people spread on different wor
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My girls and I stand at a safe distance away, watching as the mob of angry challengers surrounds the now-powerless Goddess. It’s like watching a pack of wolves descend on a lone deer, and for a moment, I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.“David, are you sure this is the best way?” Stella asks, her voice laced with concern as she clings to my arm, her breasts wapped around my biceps through her thin blouse’s fabric.“Trust me, Stella; she deserves every bit of this,” I reply, my eyes never leaving the scene before us. “She’s tormented and manipulated us for long enough.”Naomi nods in agreement. “She needs to understand what it feels like to be powerless and at someone else’s mercy.”“To be truthful,” Bree starts, licking her upper lip. “In my opinion, this is more like a reward than a punishment.”The others look at her, eyes wide.“What?” She shrugs. “Just look over there.”She points to the Goddess right when the bulky barbarian slides his furry tabard to one side to reveal his eno
Ch 169. Powerless Goddess
“Your straightforwardness is refreshing, David,” the Goddess says with a smirk.She snaps her slender fingers, and suddenly, I have a body. Ten fingers, ten toes, a dick, and all. I start by flexing my cock, and I could not be happier about how hard it already is.“Feels familiar?” she asks, her smirk widening.Truth be told, every one of the bodies I had in the worlds I explored after my untimely death was excellent and had everything a woman could want to make her heart sing. But they never felt like me — the real me, I mean. Nevertheless, things are different now. This time, I feel exactly like I did in my twenties.I lower my gaze and take a good look at my cock. Oh, well, that’s MY cock for sure. As I laugh it out, I realize it is just like seeing an old friend. “It’s really my real body?” I ask.“Yes, David. It’s your body. Exactly as it was when you were in your twenties.”“Well, hot damn,” I say, flexing my muscles and admiring the view. “I missed you, buddy.” I give a playfu
Ch 168. The Reward
The presence of Sasha’s voice in my head — one that is not System's — is incredibly peculiar. However, there is no time to contemplate the situation.As the darkness fades, the eerie half-light of Limbo reveals the Goddess’ throne made of skulls — each one grinning in eternal mockery. Their hollow eyes seem to follow me. Shadows dance across the barren landscape, flickering like restless souls searching for peace around the portals.Her fingers tap rhythmically on the armrests, creating an eerie melody that echoes through the void. But, despite her terrifying appearance, there’s that undeniable, twisted allure to her. Every inch of her body radiates a dark, seductive energy. Her full breasts are barely kept in check by the bony fingers bra.Even a blind ninety-year-old monk would have stopped to stare. If he weren’t blind, I mean. Shitty brain! What a stupid metaphor…“Well, well, well,” she purrs, her voice like the rustle of dry leaves. “Back so soon, David?”“Hey there,” I say, for
Ch 167. Showtime
Everyone gathers around the table, and Sasha holds out a small velvet pouch. I can see the telltale shimmer of gems within.Her voice is steady and authoritative. “I’ve found what we need. This,” she says, pulling out a deep blue gem with silver flecks, “is a Soulstone Sapphire, cut into an Orb Shape. It has a very special ability called Ethereal Echoes.”Naomi, Stella, and Bree lean in, their eyes wide with curiosity. I can’t help but grin at their eagerness.“So, what exactly does it do?” Naomi asks, her brow furrowed in concentration.Sasha holds the orb up, letting the candlelight dance across its surface. “This gem acts as a listening device, tethering me to David’s soul. Through this connection, I can pinpoint his exact location and hear everything happening around him. This will allow me to teleport everyone to his position accurately.”“Oh, now I see,” I say. “So it’s like a magical GPS?”“What’s that?” Sasha asks, then her eyes return to the deep blue gem with silver flecks.
