Mastering All Martial Paths

Wonderfully and ingeniously made

Just as Ainz slept, he felt that his feet were wet. Making him have wet underwear. Not wet dreams of course. But of course something similar coming from the same source–Ainz.

Maybe he peed himself in the midnight. Just as he was about to wake up, he smelled something concentrated odour coming from his own thing. Don't mention it, it was censored here.

Just as he woke up, he removed his underpants and threw them outside his crib. Still, his blanket and cushion were wet. Making him throw it all outside.

'Being a baby sure has disadvantages. I didn't even felt like peeing last night and here I am wet of it. Maybe I will not make so many actions in the morning so I will not wet myself at night.'

Just as he woke up, the System made a notification bell.

[Reward for completion: +1 to all stats]

[Current stats: 3 Strength, 3 Dexterity, 3 Vitality, 3 Focus]

'Yey! System, you are the best! I am very well pleased with your rewards!'

[My pleasure]

Just as Ainz was about to ask for the daily goal, he saw that his mother and father were holding each other. His mom was in the front, his father was in her back. They seemed to talk with each other while doing so.

'What are these two doing early in the morning? I might want to hear what they are saying,'

Ainz inclined his focus in the two of them. Soon, he can hear them clearly.

"Hon I wanna do it," His father said

"You're still not contented last night?" She asked.

"You wanna do it now?" He asked her.

"Hon, I feel hot," She said.

"You're already beeeeeppppppp....down there?" He asked politely.

"Yes hon, I can't hold it anymore...haha just joking! I got to wash Dez," She laughed.

"Don't tease me hon, I might take it seriously," His father said to her.

The two then stared in his direction. Hands in the crib and half of his face were hidden, just his eyes to be seen by his father and mother. Ainz who was peeping from his crib then went inside after the two saw him. He was startled by them.

'System, my parents are still in heat. It seemed like they wanted me to have a sibling!' He felt confused.

[You want?]

'I don't know, seemed fun to have one. I'm a one-year-old. They seemed to hold on for one year before they were in heat again. Damn, they made it for one year and started to feel like doing it now!' Ainz was worried. Face sweating and was going to be insane.

[Maybe, it was an obligation for the both of them to be happy. In the ways of pleasures.]

'Yeah, seemed logical to me. I want a sibling! This I conclude!' he stomped his hands on the crib.

It was then, he noticed that someone was approaching. He turned back and a hand grabbed him. Seemed to be his mother. His mother then went to lift him and she carried him outside.

'Hey wait! I got no pants! They will see my thing!' Ainz shouted but it was all baby words that came out.

"Puga Puga Puga!" He bellowed but nothing happened. Seemed it was destined to be this way. Fate seemed to be playing with his life.

They exited the house and it was all bright. The sun pierced his naked eyes and soon, he adjusted his pupils. Making him see the surroundings. There was a well and a wooden fence outside. Perching some birds on the fence and some houses clustered together.

Many villagers were just outside their homes and minding their businesses–if they have one.

Ainz has no underpants and it was drafty. Making him sneeze as it was recently wet and there goes the wind that made the chills. The neighbours seemed to pass by outside their fence and were giggling when they saw him.

'Seemed to mock me with their gazes. They sure are shameless. Looking at me without even covering their eyes. They were even enjoying it!' he grinned, bulging eyes as he saw their reactions.

"Hey, your son is cute! How old is he?" a woman in her fifties with a villager attire asked.

"He is two years old now. He seemed to be healthy." she said to them.

Beautiful girls waved at him and Dezmund seemed to waved back too.

"Bye-bye cutie! Bye!" they all chorused and some were late to speak. Making a mix of speeches from them.

It was then his mother poured water on him.

'She poured the damn wet water, I mean cocococold and icycycycy water on me without warning!' he thought while stuttering.

She grabbed the soap and made bubbles on his body. Scrubbing it with a cloth then hummed.

"Son, you are wonderfully and ingeniously made...." she said to him.

Ainz then spews some drops from his mouth.

'Yuck, she thought that I would not understand the meaning at all. Well, let's accept the fact that it was all given and I got a body. All thanks to the father and mother. The one and only Ainz Steinz!' Ainz shouted in his mind but was not heard.

He was then poured with water and he was carried inside. Dressing him up then fed him with milk.

He was put into a chair then he was thought how to read. Luckily, there was the same alphabets and letters from his past world Earth. He was thought how to distinguish letters and his mother's fingers were pointed at them. It was then, the System gave him a notification.

[Goal: Learn how to read and write]

[Reward: +1 to all stats]

'Luckily I knew these letters in the past. I am a high schooler you know!'

Ainz then spoke the letters which were thrown at him.

"This is A," She said while pointing to the letter.

"Ey!" Ainz shouted. Flapping his arms.

It continued till Z. Making his mother impressed by his learning.

"Oh, my son! I am so proud of you! Let me give you a kiss!" She said then kissed him on the cheeks.

Ainz received the wet kiss. Yes, it was wet so don't ask. He just wiped it then smelled the odour. Luckily, it was not smelly.

They proceeded to read and Ainz has properly read some of it. Some were still tongue twisty and were still difficult for his tongue's capabilities. Something difficult like Depot, Supercalidocious, and Schwarzenegger. Well, maybe they have someone like Schwarzenegger here so maybe it was enlisted with his reading words.

They proceeded to write and it was all scribbles of a chicken scratching the ground. It was like an abstract painting, an art. It was then, he slowly adjusts his strength as his hands were still weak. Letters became more recognizable as time passes by.

It was then, the System made an announcement.

[Reward for completion: +1 to all stats]

[Current stats: 4 Strength, 4 Dexterity, 4 Vitality, 4 Focus]

'Ey! Thanks! I am now stronger than a puppy!' Dezmund said to the System.

[Still, a baby goblin is enough to kill you.]

'What!? Is that how weak I am?'

[Yes, you are correct. You need to do more tasks in the future.]

Ainz can only sigh. Head being supported by his arms. His mother then again was glad and she wanted to kiss him. But it was then, he blocked her mouth. Making her stop her kiss with his palm.

'Wow! Such Strength can block mom's kiss!' Ainz was impressed.

"Ainz, you're so mean. Let's go, I will teach you how to walk..." She said then grabbed him and put him on the floor.

Making him practice walking.

[Another goal for the day]

[Goal: Learn how to walk]

[Reward: +1 to all stats]

Ainz then felt motivated.

'Such a simple thing for me–a primordial! Does it help? I don't know!'

He stands up then started to balance. Making his balance wiggle a bit. Step by step, he started to walk and his mother was cheering for him.

"Go Ainz Go! If you reach here, you will get a kiss!" She said, clapping her hands.

It was then, Ainz's face was crumpled like paper. He turned around and walked away from her. Tip-toeing on his walk.

"Hey! You silly! Come back here!" She shouted then grabbed him by the waist. Laughing as she chased him. Ainz too was laughing at her. Giggling on the process.

[Reward for completion: +1 to all stats]

[Current stats: 5 Strength, 5 Dexterity, 5 Vitality, 5 Focus]