Chapter 99 : Keeping up with Dawkins

Richard Dawkins's Account :

Aaaah Parlsbury, never would have thought in all my life that I would be here, investigating perhaps the biggest act of sabotage the nation of Orzan has ever seen.

As I sat in a local Parlsbury coffee shop, all I could think about was how I was not wearing my signature yellow raincoat, cap, sunglasses and gloves.

Instead, I had my face exposed for the whole world to see... well sort of.

I had on a white polo neck sweater, with a pair of blue jeans and brown Timberland boots.

I wore a beanie over my head, although my head no longer had any hair for said beanie to cover up, as I had shaved the entire off to hide my hair colour.

However, I decided that it would make more sense if I had some kind of hair on my head, so for the first time ever, I decided to grow some facial hair... although I did dye it red so I could countinue to hide my hair colour.

Finally, I had on my signature dark glasses and gloves, a