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2022-03-05 01:14:14Jackeye was hunting... bananas. Don’t you dare laugh at our brave hacker! He needed to practice in order to level up his hunting skills. However, killing animals, even virtual ones, proved to be more challenging than anything else he programmed into his world.
Therefore, to practice how to stretch the bow, take aim, and release the arrow, Jackeye found other targets. He would start with bananas, moving up to smaller fruits, maybe increasing distance along the way, until he would be able to hit a blueberry from a hundred steps away.
Yeah, that sounded like fun! The problem was this girl following him through the woods. She kept hiding behind the trees, giggling when he missed a target or applauding when he managed to hit a banana. Whatever mischief had gotten into her, it wasn’t his doing either.
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The Space Spoon 68. Nested If Statements
C1313 heard Tejeda’s approaching heartbeat before he peeked over her shoulder at Jackeye.“Are you awake, buddy?”“I wasn’t sleeping.” Jackeye brushed his blonde curls backward to clear his face. “Tell me, how should I feel when my privacy is being invaded over and over again?”“I would be pissed as hell.” Tejeda chuckled and pushed C1313 forward. “You can have payback by invading her privacy and knowing you aren’t the only one having that issue. Do you feel up to the task?”“Maybe. Can you ask nicely?”"Nice men ask nicely. You should have understood by now that I am not one of them." Tejeda frowned and tilted his head to the side, mimi
The Space Spoon 69. Missing Wife
Tejeda took his time rinsing his new scrawny body and wondering how Kirian did anything with those long, thin fingers. His pale complexion could have been due to the extended time spent in that cave.He closed his eyes, swiping through the memories. Perhaps it was because of his entire life spent loitering indoors or an interesting gene inherited since birth. But the last one was a stretch considering his black hair and black eyes. Of course, he could stop and search through the past or inside his body structure, but he got bored before even beginning to do anything.Unfortunately, Shayla had wasted all of his Zondarian horra, so for now he was stuck inside this weak frame. Of course, he could have increased his strength and perhaps even improved his appearance, but he was too preoccupied with dealing with the tidal wave of memories during the shift. He d
The Space Spoon 70. No One’s Left Behind
With a plan already crawling inside his mind, Tejeda called for a team meeting. This time, he needed everyone to pull their weight and help.He stopped swirling in his chair only when E00 announced, “Everyone has arrived.”"It seems we have a new mission." Tejeda pointed to the massive screen that had now taken up the whole wall behind him. Shayla's photo covered the entire display. C1313 and Cato scowled, while Hanga whistled, most likely because he saw her embroidered, princess-like attire. Jackeye maintained his uninterested demeanor."We must find the king of Southern Beridian's lost wife," Tejeda added. "She has gone missing, and it is our responsibility to locate her."The team meeting only amplified Tejeda's anguish. Shayla's empty chair made his chest
The Space Spoon 71. Resilient Spirit
Tejeda wore for the first time the marks of a colonel on his chest when he visited King Astin's palace in Sidhara, the capital of Southern Beridian. He landed without an escort, opting to send C1313 with Cato to the planet's other hemisphere. He was perfectly capable of taking care of himself.Tejeda strode through the large hall, passing the guards and servants with their heads bowed. He glanced around, admiring the exquisite artwork that adorned the walls, the opulent furniture, and the beautifully polished floors.Crystal chandeliers hung in the large room, casting golden light on the marbled floor. The walls at the sides were blazing red, with statues of armored knights and serpentine basilisks. A gilt-framed picture displayed King Astin and a meadow full of soldiers behind him. Another painting depicted a panorama of rolling wheat fields beneath an olive s
The Space Spoon 72. Real Illusions
Tejeda couldn't say he was shocked Shayla wasn't in Southern Beridian. Astin's disappointment seemed genuine, just like his own. Along with Carmen, disappointment had been a trusty companion, a permanent shadow throughout his long existence. Under his clothes, the spoon dangled from his neck. He wished Cato had better fortune than he did.The doors opened as Astin clapped his hands. Several lovely young ladies entered the room. Blondes and brunettes, high heels and sandals, women of all shapes and sizes flashed past underneath his gaze."I cannot let a colonel leave my palace without giving him my best. And I plan to offer you every indulgence. My harem is the best in this solar system and, some say, even in the entire galaxy. Look at them and take a pick. Your mission can wait for one night."Each had her own allur
The Space Spoon 73. Bondage
Tejeda sat on the side of the bed, thinking about how he should spend the night. He was certain that the king knew more than he was letting on. There was also his technique of enticing Tejeda to stay for the night. There was something more than met the eye.The door creaked open, and a beautiful feminine voice called out, "Can I enter?"Even though he didn’t answer, delicate footsteps approached him. The moment he turned around, his jaw hung open. The woman he asked for the night, Alina, was in the room completely naked.At first, he saw her face. No tinge of red blushed her cheeks. If she had any shred of decency in her body, he couldn’t tell. Though what her body did have was quite exquisite. Those generous curves were much better than he envisioned them, and they fit her boldness perfectly
The Space Spoon 74. Winds in Space
Cato stood before the door to the throne room, her heart beating fast. A fancy servant told her and C1313 to wait there until King Gurst was ready to receive them. The two guards standing in front of the door, the same ones who had let them pass through the palace grounds, and then escorted them here, were staring at her with their dull eyes.Having her cover blown wasn't a concern. After years of concealing one's actual identity, one becomes used to this possibility. Cato seemed fully human now, and she would pass any test that wasn't rigorous enough to reveal her hidden skin foldings.Her pointy ears were tucked inside a pocket under her hair. The retractable claws hibernated under her human nails, just waiting for an opportunity to scratch like a normal kitty. Her tail, because she had one, was neatly hidden along her spine. Apparently, the creator of the Fe
The Space Spoon 75. Deceitful Robot
"My dear, I'm so glad you're here," the king said. Shayla's expression didn't change, but the king continued. "Your presence will make this meeting more exciting."King Gurst stopped next to Shayla and placed a hand over her shoulder. C1313 saw her shudder, but just for a moment.“As you can see, the mission I tasked the Black Onyx with is over. I’ve found my daughter.”“Father,” Shayla said, her piercing dark green eyes measuring Cato and C1313, “these two aren’t here for the task. They’ve come to take me back on their ship.”Cato remained there, staring. C1313, on the other hand, was not surprised. Shayla's decision to return home on her own had always been a possibility, just as Jackeye had suggested. The rest of t
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104. Meat Suit Part 2
The door closes after the last man leaves the pub. Tejeda resumes his previous position and finishes his drink. By now, we are both soaking wet, but neither of us seems to care. My reason is the seven beers. I wonder what his is."Apparently, you're not leaving, and we've run out of time," he says as he turns to face me. His purple eyes sparkle. A chill goes down my spine. "These guys aren't going down without a fight. I might have to die to quench their hunger for vengeance. But the crystal I took is far more significant. It must be safeguarded."Tejeda leans forward, his hand reaching over the bar for the knife the bartender uses for the lemons. He sits again in his chair, gripping the handle with both of his hands, the pointy tip toward his stomach. I have seen this stance before in movies when someone performs seppuku.Filling his lungs with air, his chest expands, and he thrusts the knife right into his belly. I cover my mouth with a hand but not my eyes. I need to see what happe
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103. Meat Suit Part 1
A/N: A Halloween special side story, Meat Suit shows the events through the eyes of a normal, human nerd. Enjoy!***Halloween, the greatest night of the year. The time when I can go out with friends and be awkward as usual without getting a stare.I look in the mirror and see the dashing vampire I transform into every time I put on this ancient outfit. With extreme care, I place a black handkerchief in my pocket, covering the hole that reveals the lining. This year, I intended to get a new costume, but the latest game in the R****** E*** franchise and H***** 3 prevented me from doing so. They were released this year, and I had to get them, and then some.Sorry for not disclosing their names, but even in my diary, I avoid needless advertising. And don't make fun of me for keeping a diary in my thirties. Many people keep diaries, but they call them journals to appear more sophisticated and mature.The black costume’s collar is up to my ears, letting everyone see the red embroidered int
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102. Monster Within Part 2
Rayna followed him through dark alleys, avoiding the city's main thoroughfares and heading for the city's outskirts. There weren't many other people around since it was late and freezing. The two veiled shadows of the night were easy to miss. Illuminated figures appeared randomly through the windows of dimly lit houses.He stopped in front of a derelict house. The sculpted archway stood crooked above the entrance, but he went beneath it without a second thought.Rayna stared at the white structure enveloped in moss to make sure it wouldn’t fall on her head. When the Bralxoid disappeared inside, she swallowed hard and followed him.Doctor Iadfoc invited her into a small, dark room with a single goose-neck lamp illuminating the top of a large table filled with glass vials. He gestured toward a threadbare sofa against the wall. He grabbed a simple wooden chair and sat facing her. For once, someone wasn't looking at her with meaningless pity, for which she was grateful.Iadfoc had a scann
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101. Monster Within Part 1
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100. Sunsetrise Part 4
Time passes differently on Yacleemb. I can’t say it’s the 56 hours days, the peacefulness of the Spreahs, or Lyam’s company. What I do know is that I’ve lost track of time. Every day, he builds things for the village; he’s happy, full of smiles, and I’m drunk with his genuine blissfulness.Unfortunately, I still have memories and can’t help but feel guilty for not contacting our friends. Wanting to know how things are working out for our crew, I stroll through the forest to the shuttle. After it powers up, a small blinking red light appears on the console. A message from E00.“Shayla, I hope you’ve found Tejeda by now. More than two months have passed, and no news from you. In the time you've been gone, things got worse around here.“Since the day you left, Jackeye has been trapped inside his virtual reality. I can’t say if it’s a voluntary decision or not. He cut me off completely.“Cato took a shuttle and left the Space Spoon about a month ago. The Interplanetary Police files show t
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99. Sunsetrise Part 3
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98. Sunsetrise Part 2
Reaching out, Carmen’s hand brushes against mine. Even though I’m mad as hell, a rush of electrical discharges takes over my core. That happened every time she touched me since the moment we’d met. Every fiber of my body, carbon and silica alike, crave to have her again by my side.“I tested the spoon. All the results said the same thing: it’s Nubilae. Who was it?”“My sister, Celia.” For the first time, a vein throbs on Carmen’s forehead. But she regains the glazed look. “She died during Iadfoc’s experiment. Many did. The rest went insane. Only I, you, and Rahul remained true Nubilae. Well, now only you and I since you killed Rahul.”“He had multiple run-ins with me and my crew. If I let him continue, surely one of my men would have died. I had to do something.”“No,” Carmen shouts, showing the anger hidden behind her previous blank expression. “I sent him to see how you are and test you. Well, you failed. No Nubilae should value the life of a lesser being over one of his brethren.”
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97. Sunsetrise Part 1
A/N: Sunsetrise is a short story I've written before even starting the novel. It holds the ending of the first volume and is made up of 4 parts. The first 2 parts are from Tejeda's POV and the last 2 parts from Shayla's. Enjoy!***Tejeda Hajar's POV“Happy birthday, Shayla!” I invite her to sit on the blanket next to me with a pat.It took me about a week to create a perfect replica of Genoria Prime inside Jackeye's world.Once every two thousand years, Genoria Prime, a water planet with just a few stretches of land covered in sand, is perfectly aligned to get the ultimate romantic view. One of its suns sets while the other rises, a phenomenon called sunsetrise.To recreate it from my memories inside Jackeye's virtual world involved a few setbacks. But that isn't important anymore.Shayla takes one of the glasses of red wine and fixes her dark green eyes on me. “Whose body are you wearing now?”“You know bodies are just meat suits for me.” I give a sly smirk, looking her over. “Well,
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96. His Blade
Tejeda's lips moved as though they were not his own. “Who’s she?”Shayla placed a hand on his back, touching for the first time the sludgy skin he had in this form. “Tejeda, stop. He’s dead.”Tejeda lifted his head to look at the sky. He remained like that for a long while before murmuring, “Why did you kill him?”"Sorry! Next time," Shayla murmured, sheathing her scimitar, "I'll kill the other guy after he kills you."“How did you know which one was me?”“Really? Is there another idiot who would risk dying for a spoon?”She observed how he flinched but said nothing. There was something wrong with him. Nonetheless, Shayla didn't believe she had the authority to inquire. In any case, she didn't expect a fair answer from him."Did you bring any DNA for me?" Tejeda asked without turning around. "As you can see, I’m in bad shape."Shayla hurled a vial toward him, and he grabbed it with one of his two remaining tentacles.“This is the last one holding the blood of King Astin. Enjoy!”Tejed
