Spirit Immortal — Dirty Joke Of The Chapter — A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, "Here's something I have that you'll never have!" The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, "My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want.
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"Let me be your leccy meter~" "And I'll never run out~" "Let me be the portable heater~" "That you'll get cold without~" ~ "I wanna be your setting lotion (wanna be)~" "Hold your hair in deep devotion (I'll be)~" "At least as deep as the Pacific Ocean~" "Now I wanna be yours~" ~ Qian Jun sang with deep emotions. Song Zhenyu looked at him with a slightly intoxicated gaze. This scene caused the atmosphere in the classroom to gradually boil not out of anger but out of emotions. The students couldn't stop them from getting goosebumps. Mainly the gals they couldn't help themselves from imagining Qian Jun singing it for them exclusively. Song Zhenyu was also pulled back to reality because of the commotion around her. "You've built up enough emotions. Go to the side and stop singing to me." Song Zhenyu returned to normal and suddenly scolded him with a smile. She grabbed Qian Jun's shoulder and pushed him away. Qian Jun took advantage of the situation and stopped in front of H
This Life As A 2nd Generation Villain 30.Qian Jun got Chu Bai ability
After the English exam ended, it also signaled the end of the joint mock exam.Chu Bai came out of the exam hall with a face full of disappointment.As usual, the evening self-study session was held. However, there was still more than an hour before the end of the session.Chu Bai was in a bad mood and planned to take a walk by the river not far from the school.However, as soon as he stepped out of the school gate, he met the old principal."Young man, why do you look so down? Did the exam not go well?""Hello, principal." Chu Bai respectfully greeted and then nodded."It's just a mock exam. If you didn't perform well, then so be it. This doesn't represent your future results." The old principal comforted and encouraged him."You're right." Chu Bai forced a smile.If it was just a simple mock exam, then so be it.However, if he didn't perform well in the mock exam, then his dream of making Hsu Mu-yan his girlfriend would be ruined.One could imagine how depressed Chu Bai was.However
This Life As A 2nd Generation Villain 31.Chu Bai went to stone gambling
Fan Jian came out from the crowd and get in front of Chu Bai and said. "What are you scolding us for? You're a lousy student, a piece of trash. Isn't everyone right?" ~ "You look like you want to hit someone, don't you? Try it if you have the guts. I'll stand here and let you hit me. I bet you won't dare to touch me! " The wounds on Fan Jian's face had not fully healed. Some parts were still bruised. Coupled with his arrogant words, he looked like he was asking for a beating. Chu Bai clenched his fists. "My good son~, I'm asking you to come and hit me. Why don't you dare to hit me? Come on, hit me?! Come on, come on … " Fan Jian did not give up. He stretched his neck and stuck his face out, asking for a beating. His expression was so despicable that it made one's hair stand on end and give a beating for life. The hot-tempered Chu Bai could not hold it in any longer and gave Fan Jian a slap. This slap was very satisfying. But Chu Bai regretted it a little.Fan Jian was obviousl
This Life As A 2nd Generation Villain 1. Prologue
At the school gate, a Rolls-Royce Cullinan stopped, and the driver respectfully opened the door. Then, a young man walked out of the car. The young man looked to be 18 years old, tall, handsome and his looks can easily rank him in world most handsome men. With his midnight black hair and chiseled jaw and sharp black eyes which strangely has an unparallel attraction whoever stare at it. Many girls who came to school saw him, and almost all of them were overjoyed and couldn't help but want to get closer. However, the young man's face was gloomy, and he gave people a feeling that he was unapproachable. The young man's name is Qian Jun. He is in a very bad mood now. After all, if that happened to anyone, no one would be in a good mood. He was a transmigrator. Before transmigrating, he was an orphan, struggling in the big city. He was almost 30 years old, but he was still mediocre and couldn't even get a girl. He was a complete failure in the society eyes. Almost all
This Life As A 2nd Generation Villain 2. Meeting 1st heroine
The sudden movement caused Qian Jun to be stunned. This was the first time he had received such information after receiving the Supervillain System. Moreover, there was a panel in his mind. He opened the panel. [Host: Qian Jun] [Combat Strength: 89] [Charm: 198] (The average adult male is 100 for the above two stats.) [Villain Aura: 99] [Villain Points: 100] [Skills: None] This panel was obviously Qian Jun's various stats. Qian jun came from a wealthy family. He was chauffeured to and from school. He didn't train at all. It was normal for his combat strength to be lower than average. As for his charm, it was close to twice the average. There was no doubt about that. He was handsome, good in his studies, and had a good family background. He was recognized as the most handsome guy in school. Countless girls had a crush on him, so if he doesn't has charm like this who will have this. "System, what does the villain aura mean? Is 99 more or less? " Qian Jun communicated w
This Life As A 2nd Generation Villain 3.Meeting 1st protagonist
"Apologize now." Qian Jun indifferently spat out two words. "Did you hear that? Apologize." Although Fan Jian didn't understand why his boss wanted Hsu Mu Yan to apologize, as a follower, he still emphasized to Hsu Mu Yan. However, as soon as he said this, Fan Jian's head was slapped. "Boss, why did you hit me?" He was confused. "I told you to apologize to Hsu Mu Yan, and don't call her sister-in-law in the future." Qian Jun said. "Huh?" "What's with the 'huh'? Hurry up and apologize." "Oh." Fan Jian honestly bowed to Hsu Mu Yan. "I'm sorry, Hsu Mu Yan classmate. I was wrong. I won't call you that again." Qian Jun looked at the stunned Hsu Mu Yan. "This' sister-in-law 'is just a joke. It has nothing to do with me. I won't let them call you that in the future. If anyone calls you that, I'll break their mouth. As for those rumors, saying that I like you and that I must pursue you, I need to clarify that it's false. After all, I'm in my third year of high school.
This Life As A 2nd Generation Villain 4. Studying with my mortal enemy
While Qian Jun was communicating with the system, Hsu Mu Yan also came to the classroom. Chu Bai immediately stopped staring at Qian Jun and ran toward Hsu Mu Yan with a big smile. Chu Bai, for some reason, shaved his long hair to half an inch. With this kind of hairstyle, people with average looks wouldn't be able to stand it. It would highlight all the flaws on the face. Chu Bai, who looked like a passerby, was now in such a situation. When he laughed like that, he really looked a bit ugly. But seeing him smiling so brightly and without a mirror in front of him, he definitely didn't notice it. "Student Hsu, you're here. There's still some time before the morning class. I have a lot of questions about my studies that I want to ask you. Do you have time?" Chu Bai smiled at Hsu Mu Yan. "Yes." As a member of the study committee, Hsu Mu Yan was a kind-hearted person. If her classmates wanted to ask her questions about her studies, she naturally wouldn't refuse. "Come,
This Life As A 2nd Generation Villain 5. Teacher or heroine
At this time, Fin Tong and Qin Shousheng also came to the classroom. Like Fan Jian, the two of them wore hats to cover their faces, and their heads were almost down to their chests. Qian Jun struck while the iron was hot. He told the two of them to stop hiding and take off their hats. Suddenly, the two pig heads appeared in everyone's sight. Fan Tong and Qin Shousheng's faces were swollen out of shape, as if they had been slapped countless times, and some of the skin on their faces was missing and only the flesh covered in ointment can be seen . That scene was simply a ghastly sight. It looks same as the face which is forcibly rubbed on a road . Hsu Mu Yan was shocked and couldn't bear to look. "How did they end up like this?! This is too cruel. " Qian Jun was shocked for a while, and then said to the people around." "In my opinion, both sides are at fault. How about this, Chu Bai apologizes to Fan Jian and the other two, and as for their medical expenses, I'll pay for
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