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Spirit Immortal Dirty joke of the chapter... A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream." ..... Next chap in 21:00
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This Life As A 2nd Generation Villain 30.Qian Jun got Chu Bai ability
After the English exam ended, it also signaled the end of the joint mock exam.Chu Bai came out of the exam hall with a face full of disappointment.As usual, the evening self-study session was held. However, there was still more than an hour before the end of the session.Chu Bai was in a bad mood and planned to take a walk by the river not far from the school.However, as soon as he stepped out of the school gate, he met the old principal."Young man, why do you look so down? Did the exam not go well?""Hello, principal." Chu Bai respectfully greeted and then nodded."It's just a mock exam. If you didn't perform well, then so be it. This doesn't represent your future results." The old principal comforted and encouraged him."You're right." Chu Bai forced a smile.If it was just a simple mock exam, then so be it.However, if he didn't perform well in the mock exam, then his dream of making Hsu Mu-yan his girlfriend would be ruined.One could imagine how depressed Chu Bai was.However
This Life As A 2nd Generation Villain 31.Chu Bai went to stone gambling
Fan Jian came out from the crowd and get in front of Chu Bai and said. "What are you scolding us for? You're a lousy student, a piece of trash. Isn't everyone right?" ~ "You look like you want to hit someone, don't you? Try it if you have the guts. I'll stand here and let you hit me. I bet you won't dare to touch me! " The wounds on Fan Jian's face had not fully healed. Some parts were still bruised. Coupled with his arrogant words, he looked like he was asking for a beating. Chu Bai clenched his fists. "My good son~, I'm asking you to come and hit me. Why don't you dare to hit me? Come on, hit me?! Come on, come on … " Fan Jian did not give up. He stretched his neck and stuck his face out, asking for a beating. His expression was so despicable that it made one's hair stand on end and give a beating for life. The hot-tempered Chu Bai could not hold it in any longer and gave Fan Jian a slap. This slap was very satisfying. But Chu Bai regretted it a little.Fan Jian was obviousl
This Life As A 2nd Generation Villain 1. Prologue
At the school gate, a Rolls-Royce Cullinan stopped, and the driver respectfully opened the door. Then, a young man walked out of the car. The young man looked to be 18 years old, tall, handsome and his looks can easily rank him in world most handsome men. With his midnight black hair and chiseled jaw and sharp black eyes which strangely has an unparallel attraction whoever stare at it. Many girls who came to school saw him, and almost all of them were overjoyed and couldn't help but want to get closer. However, the young man's face was gloomy, and he gave people a feeling that he was unapproachable. The young man's name is Qian Jun. He is in a very bad mood now. After all, if that happened to anyone, no one would be in a good mood. He was a transmigrator. Before transmigrating, he was an orphan, struggling in the big city. He was almost 30 years old, but he was still mediocre and couldn't even get a girl. He was a complete failure in the society eyes. Almost all
This Life As A 2nd Generation Villain 2. Meeting 1st heroine
The sudden movement caused Qian Jun to be stunned. This was the first time he had received such information after receiving the Supervillain System. Moreover, there was a panel in his mind. He opened the panel. [Host: Qian Jun] [Combat Strength: 89] [Charm: 198] (The average adult male is 100 for the above two stats.) [Villain Aura: 99] [Villain Points: 100] [Skills: None] This panel was obviously Qian Jun's various stats. Qian jun came from a wealthy family. He was chauffeured to and from school. He didn't train at all. It was normal for his combat strength to be lower than average. As for his charm, it was close to twice the average. There was no doubt about that. He was handsome, good in his studies, and had a good family background. He was recognized as the most handsome guy in school. Countless girls had a crush on him, so if he doesn't has charm like this who will have this. "System, what does the villain aura mean? Is 99 more or less? " Qian Jun communicated w
This Life As A 2nd Generation Villain 3.Meeting 1st protagonist
"Apologize now." Qian Jun indifferently spat out two words. "Did you hear that? Apologize." Although Fan Jian didn't understand why his boss wanted Hsu Mu Yan to apologize, as a follower, he still emphasized to Hsu Mu Yan. However, as soon as he said this, Fan Jian's head was slapped. "Boss, why did you hit me?" He was confused. "I told you to apologize to Hsu Mu Yan, and don't call her sister-in-law in the future." Qian Jun said. "Huh?" "What's with the 'huh'? Hurry up and apologize." "Oh." Fan Jian honestly bowed to Hsu Mu Yan. "I'm sorry, Hsu Mu Yan classmate. I was wrong. I won't call you that again." Qian Jun looked at the stunned Hsu Mu Yan. "This' sister-in-law 'is just a joke. It has nothing to do with me. I won't let them call you that in the future. If anyone calls you that, I'll break their mouth. As for those rumors, saying that I like you and that I must pursue you, I need to clarify that it's false. After all, I'm in my third year of high school.
This Life As A 2nd Generation Villain 4. Studying with my mortal enemy
While Qian Jun was communicating with the system, Hsu Mu Yan also came to the classroom. Chu Bai immediately stopped staring at Qian Jun and ran toward Hsu Mu Yan with a big smile. Chu Bai, for some reason, shaved his long hair to half an inch. With this kind of hairstyle, people with average looks wouldn't be able to stand it. It would highlight all the flaws on the face. Chu Bai, who looked like a passerby, was now in such a situation. When he laughed like that, he really looked a bit ugly. But seeing him smiling so brightly and without a mirror in front of him, he definitely didn't notice it. "Student Hsu, you're here. There's still some time before the morning class. I have a lot of questions about my studies that I want to ask you. Do you have time?" Chu Bai smiled at Hsu Mu Yan. "Yes." As a member of the study committee, Hsu Mu Yan was a kind-hearted person. If her classmates wanted to ask her questions about her studies, she naturally wouldn't refuse. "Come,
This Life As A 2nd Generation Villain 5. Teacher or heroine
At this time, Fin Tong and Qin Shousheng also came to the classroom. Like Fan Jian, the two of them wore hats to cover their faces, and their heads were almost down to their chests. Qian Jun struck while the iron was hot. He told the two of them to stop hiding and take off their hats. Suddenly, the two pig heads appeared in everyone's sight. Fan Tong and Qin Shousheng's faces were swollen out of shape, as if they had been slapped countless times, and some of the skin on their faces was missing and only the flesh covered in ointment can be seen . That scene was simply a ghastly sight. It looks same as the face which is forcibly rubbed on a road . Hsu Mu Yan was shocked and couldn't bear to look. "How did they end up like this?! This is too cruel. " Qian Jun was shocked for a while, and then said to the people around." "In my opinion, both sides are at fault. How about this, Chu Bai apologizes to Fan Jian and the other two, and as for their medical expenses, I'll pay for
This Life As A 2nd Generation Villain 6. Protagonist apologize to villain
[Ding, the underling was beaten. The host chose to tell the teacher and slightly changed the original plot. 200 villain points have been gained.] [Ding, the host's current villain points have exceeded 500. The System Mall is automatically opened.] As soon as Song Zhenyu left, Qian Jun received a prompt message from the system. This was something that he had expected. His underling was beaten and he ordered his underling to tell the teacher about it. This was directly out of the norm of villains. It would be strange if the plot didn't change. 200 villain points. He happily accepted it. In his mind, in addition to his attribute panel, there was also an interface of the System Mall. But there were no products displayed in the mall. There was only a lottery option. "I now have 600 villain points. What can I exchange for? Show me everything. "Qian Jun directly asked the system. [Replying to the host, 600 villain points cannot be exchanged for anything. The cheapest item
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31.Chu Bai went to stone gambling
Fan Jian came out from the crowd and get in front of Chu Bai and said. "What are you scolding us for? You're a lousy student, a piece of trash. Isn't everyone right?" ~ "You look like you want to hit someone, don't you? Try it if you have the guts. I'll stand here and let you hit me. I bet you won't dare to touch me! " The wounds on Fan Jian's face had not fully healed. Some parts were still bruised. Coupled with his arrogant words, he looked like he was asking for a beating. Chu Bai clenched his fists. "My good son~, I'm asking you to come and hit me. Why don't you dare to hit me? Come on, hit me?! Come on, come on … " Fan Jian did not give up. He stretched his neck and stuck his face out, asking for a beating. His expression was so despicable that it made one's hair stand on end and give a beating for life. The hot-tempered Chu Bai could not hold it in any longer and gave Fan Jian a slap. This slap was very satisfying. But Chu Bai regretted it a little.Fan Jian was obviousl
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30.Qian Jun got Chu Bai ability
After the English exam ended, it also signaled the end of the joint mock exam.Chu Bai came out of the exam hall with a face full of disappointment.As usual, the evening self-study session was held. However, there was still more than an hour before the end of the session.Chu Bai was in a bad mood and planned to take a walk by the river not far from the school.However, as soon as he stepped out of the school gate, he met the old principal."Young man, why do you look so down? Did the exam not go well?""Hello, principal." Chu Bai respectfully greeted and then nodded."It's just a mock exam. If you didn't perform well, then so be it. This doesn't represent your future results." The old principal comforted and encouraged him."You're right." Chu Bai forced a smile.If it was just a simple mock exam, then so be it.However, if he didn't perform well in the mock exam, then his dream of making Hsu Mu-yan his girlfriend would be ruined.One could imagine how depressed Chu Bai was.However
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29."It's over" for Chu Bai
"Let me be your leccy meter~" "And I'll never run out~" "Let me be the portable heater~" "That you'll get cold without~" ~ "I wanna be your setting lotion (wanna be)~" "Hold your hair in deep devotion (I'll be)~" "At least as deep as the Pacific Ocean~" "Now I wanna be yours~" ~ Qian Jun sang with deep emotions. Song Zhenyu looked at him with a slightly intoxicated gaze. This scene caused the atmosphere in the classroom to gradually boil not out of anger but out of emotions. The students couldn't stop them from getting goosebumps. Mainly the gals they couldn't help themselves from imagining Qian Jun singing it for them exclusively. Song Zhenyu was also pulled back to reality because of the commotion around her. "You've built up enough emotions. Go to the side and stop singing to me." Song Zhenyu returned to normal and suddenly scolded him with a smile. She grabbed Qian Jun's shoulder and pushed him away. Qian Jun took advantage of the situation and stopped in front of H
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28.Qian Jun is singing
Under everyone's flickering gaze, Qian Jun walked to the podium and picked up the microphone. The cheers and shouts around him also ceased in time. At this time, Qian Jun's magnetic voice slowly resounded after being amplified by the multimedia sound system. . . "Dreams need to be tempered by wind and rain, and also experienced through disappointment and elation. But as long as you keep moving forward, you can break through the layers of fog and let the sun shine through the clouds, emitting a soothing light." "This song 'Dream it Possible' is for myself, and for all the students here who have dreams. Of course, it's also for the beautiful teacher who teaches us English. " "Ooooh…..wooohhhh…..!!!" The short opening speech directly ignited the students' strong blood and ignited the atmosphere in the air to the peak. Almost all of the students here were in their third year of high school who were working hard for the college entrance examination. They were all about 18 years o
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27.Qian Jun on stage
Chu Bai's abnormal behaviour was noticed by the invigilator. The one who reprimanded Chu Bai was a male invigilator who also taught in 3rd Year PE. Although there were only a few physical education classes in the third year of high school. However, Chu Bai knew this PE teacher's name. His name was Xin Liangcai. "Mr. Xin, my face cramped just now, so I'm sorry." Chu Bai immediately apologized. Chu Bai looked at the list of invigilators for each subject and knew that Xin Liangcai was the invigilator for all the subjects in this examination hall. If he offended Xin Liangcai, it would be disadvantageous for him. After all, if Chu Bai wanted to cheat by looking at other people's answers, his gaze would inevitably wonder here and there. "Listen carefully, You don't really want to know what happens the moment you look elsewhere." Xin Liangcai warned sternly, but did not say anything else. "Yes, yes sir." Chu Bai nodded honestly, looking like an obedient student. However, he was cu
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26. Chu Bai want to use his powers
Lunch breakHsu Mu Yan finished her homework and planned to relax for a while to adjust her state for the afternoon class.Wen Jing, who was beside her, also had nothing to do at this time, so she joked."Yan Yan, look at that Chu Bai, he seems to have changed into a different person. He's so enthusiastic in his studies. It seems like he's going to work hard. Are you scared?""Don't tease me. I feel depressed just thinking about it." Hsu Mu Yan rolled her eyes."Haha, your dad is also a legend. How can he cheat his own daughter like that?" Wen Wan said happily."That's right." Hsu Muyan deeply agrees."But it doesn't matter. Even if Chu Bai really wins, you can deny it. Can he force you?""I definitely plan to deny it."Although people should be trustworthy and keep their promises, Hsu Mu Yan would definitely not joke about her own happiness. Moreover, she had already made up her mind that she would definitely not date before the college entrance examination."Then what are you worri
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25.Papa Hsu is legend
"I…I…Hsu Mu-Yan couldn't stand Chu Bai's bragging, and wanted to retort."But she didn't want to agree to Chu Bai's bet. After all, the stakes were too high."Don't 'I…I…I…I….' me. Do you dare?" Chu Bai pressed."I do. Our Yanyan agrees!" Papa Hsu said out of the blue."It's getting late. Yanyan needs to rest. Young man, you have to work hard.""Okay, Bye-bye, Uncle Xu. Bye-bye, Hsu Mu-yan.The call ended."Don't Dad, what are you doing? Why did you agree for me?" Hsu Mu-yan was depressed."I saw that you didn't answer for a long time, so I answered for you," Papa Xu said."If I lose, I … I'll be his girlfriend. Are you really my father?" Hsu Mu-yan complained."Then do you think you'll lose?" Papa Xu asked.Hsu Mu-yan thought about it seriously, and then said with certainty, "I won't!"It wasn't hard to climb from the bottom to the middle of the class in a short time as long as one worked hard. But to climb from the bottom of the class to the top ten … that was impossible!As a strai
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24.Don't read if u cum easily (R18)
After finishing, she give my dick a nice suck to take all the cum out of my urethra before taking it out of her mouth with a 'plop' sound.She chewed on the cum on her mouth while she played with it and opened her mouth to show me.Then she swallowed it and opened it again while extending her tongue out of her mouth like a slut to show me that she obeyed me and swallowed it all. "Did I do it good , honeeey?""You did good, my little whore."She didn't show any discomfort when I called her 'whore', rather she liked being called 'whore' by me. Is she a M?Erasing my thought I transitioned her into a missionary position and pointed my cock at her dripping pussy."Squelch! Squelch!....." Her pussy was throbing.Without any signal, I slammed my hard cock into her vagina with heavy force dunking it into her tight and wet cervical canal.1"Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnn...." Her hazy moist eyes rolled towards her forhead as she flicked her head backwards arching her back upwards.Her moan
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23.Don't read if u cum easily(R18)
"Dear, I've completed all the tasks you gave me. Are you satisfied?" Wen Jing asked with a sweet smile.Her eyes twinkled, asking for headpat."You did very well," Qian Jun praised her and looked at Wen Jing's slightly red eyes.His hands stroked her smooth hairs slowly."Are you alright?""I'm fine now." Wen Jing nodded her head assuring him.As long as she can complete the task Qian Jun gave her, this bit of suffering was nothing for her. She can give her life if he asked.Qian Jun took out his mobile phone and transferred 188,000 yuan to Wen Jing as a reward.Wen Jing was dumbfounded.Her family's annual income was only fifty to sixty thousand yuan, and her monthly allowance was only two to three hundred yuan.One hundred and eighty eight thousand was definitely a huge sum for Wen Jing.She could be with the man she loved deeply and have so much money to spend.Wen Jing felt more and more that her decision to follow Qian Jun was the best till the day."I'll send you back."Qian Jun
