A flurry of diagrams appeared on the monitor, flashing past in rapid succession. Though they were incomprehensible to Jasper, Alex absorbed the information at lightning speed.
"See anything abnormal?" Jasper asked, shifting slightly in his seat. He was more worried than he had thought."Your cerebral activity is a little more intense than usual," Alex confirmed, adding almost blandly, "You received external waves."What the hell was that?"Explain.""These waves don't come from your memory. Somebody is sending you the images."Jasper went a little cold inside. "Do you know who? And where they came from?""Negative," Alex replied, her voice holding regret. She wasn't a person, but she had a personality, and she disliked being unable to answer any question the agents threw at her. "They could come from the present or the past, and from anywhere in the universe.""Leaving exospace," Eliza called over to Jasper. The young major did not respond. He was too busy pondering Alex's unsettling analysis. Why would someone want to direct images into his sleeping brain? Specifically, those images?"Three..." Alex counted down, "two... one. Exit!"The cockpit shuddered. The black expanse of space visible on the enormous view screen exploded into thousands of filaments, out of which emerged the image of the planet Kirian.It was smaller than Earth, and no clouds softened the red, rocky image it presented. It took a stretch of the imagination to think that such a place could support life, let alone give birth to it. But it had, and Jasper and Eliza would be interacting with it soon. The place was certainly uninviting, but on its desert surface was where their next assignment lay.Eliza swiveled in her chair and grasped the joystick."Manual," she instructed the computer."Affirmative," replied Alex. "You now have command, Sergeant. Rendezvous coordinates are shown on B4.""Thanks."The spaceship hurtled through Kirian's atmosphere, approaching the desolate, bleak, and very hard surface with unsettling rapidity. They hit turbulence, and the ship began to buck. The two agents bounced wildly about in their seats. Jasper was almost ninety-two percent certain his teeth were rattling, but Eliza didn't seem to care. She looked forward with those intent blue eyes, totally focused, both hands gripping the joystick as if trying to arm-wrestle it into submission."Easy," Jasper cautioned. The bouncing made his voice waver."We're running late," Eliza retorted, her own voice somehow managing to stay steely even though it, too, was wobbly from the ship's erratic motion.Jasper muttered under his breath, "Better late than dead." Of course,as soon as he said it, he realized that "late" could also mean "dead," but heshoved the thought aside, preferring to focus on the speed with which Kirian was approaching and the hope that he'd survive the next fewminutes.Exasperated, Eliza released the joystick and threw her hands up inthe air. "You want to drive?""Keep your hands on the wheel, please!" Jasper tried not to yelp thewords.Eliza, stony-faced, appeared not to have heard.Sweat broke out on Jasper's brow. With the utmost politeness, he saidin a calm voice, "Eliza, will you please put your hands back on thewheel?""Will you stop complaining about my driving?" she retorted."Yes, I'm sorry. You're a great driver. You're the best driver in the entireuniverse!" Jasper wasn't sure who he was trying to convince—himselfor Eliza. Probably both.She beamed at him, but her eyes were sly. "Aww, thanks!" She'd wonthis round and they both knew it.But at least she'd grabbed the joystick again and had gained control ofthe ship."Touchdown on Kirian in two minutes," Eliza announced. There was a trace of pride in her voice as she added, "I saved us some time.""Perhaps I should take over for a moment," Alex said, "so you can both utilize that time to put on something more appropriate?"While Jasper had certainly not forgotten that Eliza was in her bikini, he'd forgotten that he was sitting in the cockpit of a cutting-edge ship in nothing but swimming trunks."Good thinking," Eliza said, to Jasper's quiet disappointment."Leaving manual.""Manual disarmed," Alex replied.Eliza rose and left to change. Jasper watched her retreating figure with all the appreciation it deserved, murmuring under his breath, "Wow! Man...""Do you want me to regulate your hormones, Major?" Alex offered helpfully.For a brief instant, Jasper actually considered it. Then, "No thank you," he replied, and rose to change as well.They walked down the ramp to the surface of Kirian, a plain of soft, powdered sand interrupted by craggy, jutting stone. In the end, their attire was a bit more modest, but otherwise not that different. The major was in shorts, closed athletic shoes, and a yellow mesh undershirt overlaid with a gaudy flower-print shirt. The sergeant followed clad in a short, gray, flowing dress, waving at the six unsmiling soldiers who had been awaiting their arrival.They were, at least at this moment, unmistakably that—soldiers, despite their efforts to blend in with the populace. They wore loose, somewhat messy sand-colored clothing. Their heads were wrapped with cloth—except for one soldier, whose bald pate and long, thick beard set him apart and, frankly, probably was a better disguise than a headwrapping. Voluminous ponchos served double duty, concealing their excellent physical condition and also conveniently hiding various pieces of equipment and weaponry. Their disciplined military bearing was obviously being sorely tested by the heat of the planet, which had reddened the paler faces among them and dewed all of them in sweat. Kirian was every bit as unwelcoming on its surface as it had looked from space. Some of the huge boulders had been contorted and shaped by time and weathering, their tops looking like the wrinkled folds of brains propped up on narrow stalks. Others erupted at angles from the ground and looked more like sharp, flat arrows. Both types reared up over flat desert like ancient witnesses to a time of tremendous chaos. The sand was soft, but hot, and it was already starting to creep into clothing and skin.The commando unit further emphasized the incongruity of the situation by lingering near an old bus that looked almost as weathered and solemn as the boulders. It was painted in what had once been a bright yellow and was now a dull ochre, and it was decorated with insanely tacky rust-hued flames. Along its top were emblazoned the words "Kirian Tours."Jasper responded to the absurdity of it all by gleefully snapping a picture of the soldiers. The glowers of some of them were priceless, and would make fantastic souvenirs."Hey," he asked, looking about and spreading his arms. "Where's the band?"Major Gibson, the officer in charge of the operation, looked at him askance. "What band?""To welcome us," Jasper answered cheerfully. The soldiers looked at one another, utterly at a loss for words.Gibson, a tall, lean man with sharp features, eyed the pair critically, his mouth turning down in an expression of distaste. "You plan on going on a mission dressed like that?""Hello Major Pot, I'm
Jasper sat up, yawning and stretching, and watched as they pulled up beside hundreds of other tourist buses. The vast majority were similar to the decrepit workhorse of a vehicle that had ferried the two spatiotemporal agents through what looked like an empty spot in the desert. A few buses, though, were of radically different design, meant to accommodate aliens of equally radical design.Jasper had never been to Big Market, but had heard about it, of course. Few sentient beings in the known universe hadn’t.Nearly every civilized world had its tourist clusters, and where there were tourists, there was money to be made. And there were few better ways to make money from tourists than by providing shopping opportunities. Judging from his experience, Jasper had formed a theory that the desire to shop was the driving force in the universe. Even more important than another certain driving force that most species in the galaxy shared. Not everyone procreated in pleasurable ways, but everyon
Jasper threaded his way through the crowd moving toward Big Market’s main gate. It really was pretty impressive—tall, wide, with gold stones on one side and a sturdy metal door open in the center. Jasper wondered how many people thronged through it daily. He ambled amiably toward a group of tourists, nonchalantly attaching himself to the edges of the cluster. The slender Siirt employees of the tourist trap were handing out the equipment necessary to fully appreciate “the premiere place for galaxy-sized bargains,” as Big Market brazenly advertised itself. Jasper accepted his own set of shopping gear: a lightweight yellow and black helmet with a large visor, gloves equipped with sensors, and a bulky belt. The employees were loaded down with sets designed for humans, as his species was among the most avid tourists and, apparently, extremely fond of tchotchkes. The herd of eager shoppers that Jasper had joined tramped through the gate, and it closed behind them. They were within the marke
Not that Jasper was cruel or manipulative; despite his nigh-constant wheedling, he never had—and never would—try to force himself on or bully any woman. Most girls were more than pleased with his attention. As for the sergeant and the major, their flirting was established, familiar, and Eliza had to admit, she always enjoyed it as much as he did. Until today.His proposal, if it truly was such, had come absolutely out of the blue, and she had no idea how to respond to it. He knew she was old-fashioned and that, despite her occasional aloofness, a false proposal would wound her deeply. Not to mention she’d find a way to show him in no uncertain terms what a terribly bad idea that would be.So that meant… Eliza lowered her face into her palm for a moment. A fake proposal would be awful, but a serious one just might be worse. She sighed and looked out on the desert once more. They had almost reached the eastern gate of the empty Big Market compound, and ahead she could glimpse the shape
Big Market, Jasper thought, was overwhelming. He had no idea how anyone could focus long enough to purchase anything. It filled the vast enclosure to overflowing with nearly a million merchant stalls and millions of things one could purchase. He was presently on the Market’s main street, open to the sunlight, but a quick glance around revealed that there were not just myriad shops, there were myriad levels. A lift zipped by to one side, ferrying beaming customers to new sights.The cacophony of aliens of every description hawking things that Jasper couldn't even imagine filled his ears. Here, under a carved stone arch, a pale humanoid with an elongated head was selling small clouds, securely fastened by small rope lassos about their forms. A little storm was gathering inside one of them as Jasper passed.A large blue alien with tiny eyes on large stalks stood wearing very human-looking clothes upon which were affixed an inordinate number of buttons. His entire shop, in fact, appeared
Jasper continued at a reasonable pace, regarding the store and the other shops on the street with a casual "oh hey, I'm just looking" amble, then turned left down another street as if looking for more shops.Sergeant Cooper was waiting for him. Jasper had never met the sergeant, but he decided that if he ever wanted to get into a bar brawl, it wouldn't be with this man. Not so much because he was larger or more muscular, or even that he looked particularly scary, but because there was just something about the way he held himself that promised that such an encounter would end badly.Cooper eyed the floral shirt with distaste. Jasper found that highly amusing, considering that Cooper, who was also attempting to blend in, wore a floppy, shapeless hat and a bulky necklace that was of obviously cheap craftsmanship."Major Jasper," Jasper introduced himself."Sergeant Cooper," the man replied, nodding at him. He handed a gun to Jasper, who inspected it while Cooper pulled the cover off a re
The creature's eyes widened and it squealed gleefully, wriggling in excitement and extending a small forepaw through the bars. "We will pay you!" cried Tsûuri. His voice trembled with emotion. "I'm sure you will," Igon said, with false kindness. "You're honest, valiant people." One hand went to his chin as he added, "But this… thing… is priceless. What can you give me in exchange that could really be worth giving this up?" Tsûuri hesitated. Then he took a small white spherical object out of a pouch at his side.Her pale fingers cupping radiant spheres and bathing her perfect face with them. Fishermen, harvesting pearls in tiny nets, bringing them joyfully to shore— Jasper angrily wrenched himself out of the dream recollection. Tsûuri held the object in his gloved fingers for a moment, then set it down in front of Igon. The "antiques dealer" delicately picked it up in one great hand. The other reached for a large magnifying glass lying on the table. Siruss peered at the pearl through t
Despite the illogical and bizarre, but very real dream connection that Jasper had with the Pearls and the critter, he shrugged slightly. Whatever was going on here was no concern of his; he had his orders."Sorry, guys, I'm not into sharing. Move it!" Slowly and reluctantly, looking almost as if he wanted to cry, the smuggler placed the converter into Eliza's case.Gibson's voice spoke into Jasper's ear. "Guys, move on, now.""Converter in the box," said Jasper to the listening Gibson."Copy," said Eliza's disembodied voice beside Jasper.Jasper kept his weapon trained on the smuggler. A moment later, Gibson's voice spoke in his ear. "Good job, Sergeant. Undetected. Back to base.""Affirmative," Eliza's voice replied promptly. "Jasper? We're good. Get out of there.""I'm on my way," Jasper responded. He hesitated, then grabbed the pearl from the table. It, too, was evidence. Igon watched, helpless, fuming."I'll find you, Federal Agent Jasper," he sputtered, almost choking on his rag