"Greetings to His Highness Nan King." Bai Muro kowtowed. "Greetings to His Highness Nan King." The other Bai family members and I followed suit."Don't stand on ceremony. Thank you for inviting me to your manor."The male lead attired with his usual black brocade. He looked like a Grim Reaper more and more. Scaring people to death!"No, it's an honor Your Highness. We wanted to sincerely thank you for saving my eldest child."Li Han only smiled as the Bai couple guided him to the main courtyard for lunch.Bai Muro showed too much enthusiasm during the meal to the male lead. People who've seen this affectionate scene might think that the Prime Minister has already taken the fourth prince as his son-in-law."Oh, forgive me Your Highness. You must be bored talking to this old man."The chopstick on my hand suspended in the air. I have a bad feeling about this.Bai Meili turned to me, "Spring has just arrive. Nü'ér, why don't you show His Highness the Plum Blossom Garden?""I also want t
'Something bad?'His muscular arms swiftly slipped around my waist. I tilted my head back against his wide chest; trying to put a safe distance between us.'My tofu.. my poor tofu. Back off buddy! Please stop eating my tofu!'"You look as innocent as flowers— that I just want to crush you in my hand. So.. do you still think that I'll care if you'd hate me?" Li Han leaned down; kissing the soft part of my neck that pulsed with fear."Bai Suxin, I want to push you against that tree, bend you over and senselessly fvck you from behind."I shrieked inside."Bai Suxin, hate me. If you say that you hate me, again— I'm not going to restrain myself anymore."'That.. that.. he's not serious, right?'After Li Han released me and coldly walked away, leaving me alone in the garden; I let out a harsh breath then slipped down to the ground like a jelly. His words left me feeling cold and weak. 'Amituofo.'I'm not a buddhist but amituofo.Thank you for letting him see the light. Baidu (*equivalent t
Bai Yan (cousin of Bai Suxin at paternal side) nudged me by her right elbow. I ignored her; picking my chopsticks, I started eating in the most graceful manner of my entire life.This dining etiquette really was exhausting. Don't slouch. Don't chew loudly. No slurping. Ahh.. I really wanted to lick the plate. The dishes were too tasty. I have to remind myself again and again in the entire meal not to forget my mission today.But.. I think.. no one would have notice if I eat one more buns, right?'Liu Shishi control your d*mn mouth! Stop chewing!'In the real world, I really have a good and big appetite. Mom raised me by indulging me with all kinds of foods. 'Thank you, Mom. Love you.'During company parties, you won't find me socializing with my colleagues; but you'll soon notice one voracious person sitting in a corner, burying her head in the plates full of deserts and meats.That's why, in my two years as office worker, I haven't saved enough money. I spent it all at online shopp
I know Chu Wanwan won't experience torture.Using her wits and intelligence and with the help of her allies and friends; she would eventually found not guilty. Due to 'not enough' direct evidence that might relate to the female lead as the true perpetrator, Chu Wanwan would be eventually be freed.'Of course, it's because she's the goddess female lead. What do you expect?'When I woke up, I immediately recognized my room. To my horror, I found Li Han by my bedside. I instinctively shrink my shivering self to my silk blanket. When the male lead saw my reactions, his blood-filled pupils constricted; his face was livid; the veins standing out on his neck and his pink lips pressed tightly.I jolted and quickly lowered my eyes.God knows since when those dark brooding eyes started studying my sickly face; as though he's thinking whether to kill me by biting my head off or by directly pulling my heart out from my chest.'So brutal!' I was so frightened, I broke out in a cold sweat.The male
"Leave."I watched how the guard dragged the battered Jin'er out. Tears burned my eyes. My heart felt so heavy. 'I never thought.. just who does he think he is? How dare him touched my people? Male lead, you're a bad person!'"Don't blame me. Persuading your servants to confess their master's scheme proves to be challenging. Devotion and loyalty– hah, you must be very kind to your servants.""So I thought, what's the need of their tongues if they won't tell me anything significant?""Li Han." My fingers clutched my blanket."I am a royal. Carelessly addressing me by my given name; don't you want your head, my lady?"I raised from the bed; walked towards the male lead and slapped him across the face. 'FuThe slap stunned him for seconds before Li Han's face turned scarlet and he balled his hands into fists.He was pissed!'But who cares? I'm also mad'Then in the next second, there was a conflicting emotion of amusement, displeasure and lust in those deep set of eyes. "Are you angry
"My lady, I already burned all the slavery contracts. As per your instructions, they are all given huge compensations for the years of their loyal service to the manor."After I begged the male lead, perhaps he finally pitied me or he just wants to humiliate me, Li Han agreed and released my people."And Jin'er?""She.. insist on seeing you my lady. That girl is very stubborn and said that she won't leave your side."In my bed, I hugged my knees to my chest and rested my cheek on one knee, closing my eyes.Bai Muro didn't object when I decided the dismissal of all of my servants and as their compensation, I granted their freedom, freed from slavery. Aside from that, I also gave them a good amount of silvers for them to restart their new life. I was too late and couldn't salvage their tongues. I'm afraid that the next time, I.. won't be able to save their lives.These days, Bai Muro's face was dark and ugly. The Prime Minister House became a laughing stock in the capital for having a
The damn author of 'Emperor and I' was one lazy ars***ehole! Because in the novel, the background story of the villain and the male lead weren't much any different. They both had childhood trauma. They were both unloved and ignored.Fighting for the throne, Prince Li Chen was killed and defeated by Li Hai and triumphantly became the new emperor.When the Duke of Hebei's House fell, Li Nian's mother committed suicide. Then the young boy was adopted by Emperor Li Hai. At the age of five, he trained him to be an assassin and spy. He grew up incapable of pain, fear and death— he became the emperor's puppet.When Li Nian met the female lead, for the first time.. his heart skipped a beat. He thought, killing this person will be very satisfying– this arrogant and hot-tempered princess, Chu Wanwan.'What a psycho!'"The assassination failed nevertheless right now, Nan King is in critical condition. Your Highness, we must strike while the iron is hot."I see. The Duke of Hebei was taking this
'This villain.. This crazy villain!'My eyes rested on his face, then I carefully examined this person's athletic build. Seconds later, I heard something clicked, blood started rushing into my head.(Please be advised: the next words contains a series of cursing): 'This motherf*cker! Son of a *beep! Bast*beep! Stup*beep*beep*beep***_ Someone, hurry, give me a gun!''Li Nian was the leader of the bandits! No, he's just a fake bandit. Recalling how I almost sh*t my skirt that day, my nose directly flared. I wanted to attack him like a raging bull.'How did I get myself involved with another psycho this early?' *crying emoticon* 'This poor villainess! I'm so pitiful.'He tried to kidnap me? I mean.. why me? I'm not the female lead. But when I asked him, Li Nian answered mysteriously: "Oh, I'm just collecting datas."Are you.. freaking kidding me?! "Datas..?" I angrily took back my hand from his."Angry?" Li Nian laughed."I wouldn't dare."'Agh! Just once.. I wanna punch him! Please, let
"During his youth, my old man is prettier than Jiangke. My sweet husband. The love of my life."Liu Mei stabbed her cake, her eyes glazing over the cafe. "Excuse me. Liu Shishi, stop daydreaming. You never had a boyfriend. As in. Ever.""I'm married. For fifty-one years.""You.. you're crazy. Remind me again, why did I allow you to stay at my place? You should stop reading those weird novels. If you don't stop, I'm going to sue that author. He certainly did something to your tiny brain. Tsk. Ben dan." (*stupid egg: idiot)I pouted. 'This girl.. is really hateful.'"Jiêjiê, look what I got." I smirked at her. I raised my hand, kissing the colorful red wallet. Pay back time!"That.. that's my wallet."Looking at my wicked sister shaking her head comically, made me feel soooooo good. I giggled. He-he. I nodded to her slowly. Teasingly."No. You can't. Liu Shishi!"I smiled more, mischievously. I know how my sister love money so much. Compared to me who spend money like water; Liu Mei was
Wanwan said, I should cherish the memories. She said, I should move on and be happy because you're already in heaven.F**k that.If you're going to leave, I'd erase every remnant of your existence in this world. I'd destroy everything you had touched. Everything connected to you. Everyone you loved.'If you're going to leave..''.. Please, bring me with you.'Why can't they understand that I don't want just the memories of you? I want you; the entire you. Not just.. your shell. 'Please, come back to me.'If I must, I'd destroy everything to get you back. So you'll choose to return, get mad and scold me for being unreasonable.'If I could turn back time, will you finally look at me? If I was given another chance, will you be able to love me?''If I meet you again, then I..'What did I say back then to Eunuch Xu? Something about Bai Suxin being the most dangerous person I met. I came back. I traveled back in time. 'This time, I will protect you. This time, you can't escape.'"I know y
Some were sad with their ill-fated lives but I'm not. I want to detached myself from life; be numb and stay unfeeling. I know from the very beginning that Mother hated me as she hated Father Emperor. Mother won't let me forget that fact— by giving me the bitter congee every night."I want to be a good person for my son. I also want to be a good mother. But Your Majesty took everything away from me. You are the one who made me a monster!"All the servants looked at us with their condemning eyes. They didn't bother concealing netheir their profound contempt to Mother nor their pitiful gazes to me."You told me, if I give birth to your child, Your Majesty will spare Yichen's life. Yet in the end, you still ordered his assassination!" Mother kneeled infront of Father Emperor, laughing and crying at the same time.I heard from the servants, before Mother became one of the thousand beauties by Father Emperor's side, she used to have a fiance but that person died because of father."Who do y
Warning: Reader discretion is advised.——His Highness Nan King made no further movement that's when I realized, he was waiting for a response. I let go of the blanket and gently held his idol-type face. I can't really pushed the male lead in the chest or shoulders, he's wounded."A kiss.""Just one kiss. You need time to heal."Li Han closed his eyes; when he opened them again, there was a mysterious glint in them."I understand, wife. A kiss."Just imagine the surprise look I made when I heard the dog prince agreed. 'What is he saying with that puppy expression?' It makes me want to pat him again. 'See? The male lead is reasonable? What a cute puppy.' That's.. what I thought and I was damn.. wrong.I was never been this wrong because if I can, I'll slap myself and push my dumb self to the cliff. He lied! No matter how cute he is, Li Han is still a dog! I should've known, that this will happen. It's a scam!'Bad dog! Bad dog!' *Wahhh!!When Li Han shoved his tongue inside my mouth,
As a matter of fact, I really don't have any idea on how to act infront of the male lead. I mean.. now the story has long changed its course, I was unsure if should I still act as a bully to him or what?Looking at the male lead puppy appearance, I can't bear to. I feel like I'm executing an animal abuse. (*lol)"Suxin? Is that you?""Your Highness—""No. Call my name. Call me by my name. Tell me, it's you. Please.."'Li Han..' I bit my tongue, his name almost escape my lips. "Prove it to me. Prove it to me that you're Bai Suxin. Please..""Though, this must be another dream; can you.. just let me deceive myself for once?"'What is he saying?'"Li Han, why are you crying? Stop. I said, stop."I stretched out my hands. As my fingers touched the tears on his cheeks, I hardened my heart and scolded him: "Don't cry. Don't you dare cry for me."I closed my eyes in frustration, unable to understand what's happening right now. But I was certain that he's cornering me. I know that there were
Alarmed by what I'm hearing; I took a step back, instinctively pushing the emperor away from me in the process.We looked at each other, both had a shock expression in our faces. When he recovered, Li Rui stretched his hand towards me again. "Lady Bai, I..""Your Majesty!"Bai Yan with red eyes and her glamorous red dress approached us. She glanced at me in angry manner; I gulped.'What duck-sh!t scene is this?!'This is the Prince Palace, so why are you people keep coming here? Disturbing this villainess peaceful life as an abandoned wife. Stop bringing this villainess a dog drama!"Greetings to Her Highness The Empress." I saluted.'Bai Yan, it's not what you think it is. You're not wearing a green-hat. Believe me.'"An important letter came from the Nan Army."After reading the said letter; Li Rui stood there silently with a complicated expression on his face.Bai Yan smirked. "I suggest to let the Nan Queen depart immediately."Just like that, I was thrown to my mortal enemy.. the
"Worship the heaven, earth and the ancestors."That moment when you talk sh*t and have to eat your own words. (ཀ ∧ ཀ )"First kowtow for harmony."Red symbolizes good luck, happiness and prosperity. Well, marrying the male lead, I.. highly doubt that. Oh dear, aside from PTSD.. starting that day, I also think, I'm having an erythrophobia (*fear of color red)."Second kowtow to the heaven and the earth."Don't asked me why I didn't run away because I sincerely tried numerous times and failed miserably. The Bai couple locked me up in my own bedchamber for a month before the wedding day."Third kowtow to each other."Just like that, I became a married woman. At the young age of fifteen, the duck villainess married the dog male lead who suffers a facial paralysis.After the wedding ceremony, I don't know if I should be grateful or what when the male lead received an imperial edict by Emperor Li Hai, ordering him to immediately depart to the Southern Border.I think that day, my soul left
"The lady must've like the Dog Prince that's why she's helping him every time."Heaven ah! I never felt so offended like this before. Ever! I wanted to slapped them with my mêimäô. (*veil hat)My eyes squinted at the people in the next table and looked at them like they have five heads? Are you.. freaking serious? I'm helping the male lead because it's what written in the plot, that's all."They must be in a secret relationship."*cough*cough* I never thought that I'd die the second time.. by choking on noodles. 'What relationship? Ill-fated relationship?'Jin'er lightly tapped my back while passing me a glass of water. "Slowly, my lady."Like my life was depended on it, I gulped the water rapidly to force the food down, then I heard them say again: "The Crown Princess candidate must've seduced the Dog Prince."Oh God Lord, jiū jiū wō! (*help me)"My lady!" Jin'er was holding my whole arm, apparently restraining me."Don't stop me Jin'er. I'm going to fight them." I gritted my teeth i
I really don't know what to feel. This was already my second transmigration to this sadomasochistic novel, so of course, I already know my way around here. I was less desperate and had less doubts. I was braver this time.The history was already written. My regrets from my first transmigration, I don't want to make them the second time.I put meticulous attention to each details of the original plot; I promised to myself that I won't make the same mistakes I made before and planned to make good decisions on my own without errors.'Jayo!'"Crown prince brother, stop staring at Lady Bai. Hmp."I couldn't help but smile thinking that this bratty little seventh princess tried to protect this villainess until the end. She's really a good friend.'I'm afraid to leave you here. Come with me to Du Empire. I will protect you there.'Li Cha linked her arms with me; fluttered her long eyelashes as she taunted her little victory to her older brother. I sighed at the two, watching them bickering