WHO KILLED OUR MOTHER?

Sudden Appearance of Susan Pace

One thing you should know about me is that I hate parties but because this is my mission I will let down my fears, not because I am scared iis…

You know what, why don’t we go into the good part.

My tailor dressed me in an Italian blue suit paired with an oxford shoe with my buttons engraved with hearts and my coiled hair made straight. I look fantastic. All I need is a date. I know it is lame for a birthday party to go with a date but that is what the invitation requested.

I know it's crazy I do, Oh! I did not inform you on how we got the invitation. We may have hacked her phone and copied her number of which of course I called her and she told me about the bring your date kind of thing.

“ Hi, kids, who is your date?” Baggy asked.

“Em!.....” I was speechless but Alexa saved the day dress with a black wedding gown with big high heels matching a black tiara looking like a princess and she is very young like a teenager no one will even know she is 29 walking down the stairs and finally she was on the ground floor looking like Cinderella .

“Oh! My gosh Alexa will you be my date?” Baggy asked.

“No man I got a date already” Alexa replied.

“ Who?” Baggy man asked in tears and said” I need to know the man who stole you away from me so that I crush him and feed him to the dogs,”

“Really, baggy man even this is too far for you” Alexa replied.

“So who is the lucky man?” Baggy asked.

“Let me see, take a lucky guess,” Alexa replied.

“Elephant ,No No Luca,” Baggy said.

Alexa in fury screamed and replied. “Andrea dumb ass”

“Oh! Okay we are all cool here aren’t we?” Baggy asked.

“We are, Aren’t we? I asked Alexa.

“We are, can we just get this damn mission started from damn sake” Alexa replied in fury.

“Easy tiger, all is okay, I just go out on a date with you all” Baggy said.

“Dude, you are freaking gay” Elephant replied.

“Come on, I was just messing around,” Baggy said.

“ Are we all done fighting?” I asked.

“Yes boss” They all replied.

“Good, can we get started?” I said.

“ I will station myself In a van 5 centimeters away from the party to observe strange acts especially in blind spot areas where there are no CCTV cameras but my drone can help do the trick” Elephant said.

“Well, I am the muscle in case things go south, '' Baggy said.

“Baggy man no booze for you” I said.

“Come on, just one drink won’t hurt,” Baggy replied.

You may be wondering why we are against him drinking on this mission in our last mission Brussel he got drunk spilling out our plans at the club making It a suicide mission because we all nearly died though he later saved the day but still we almost died he may have gone to the booze drum and smoke beside it exploding the whole club which was our best secret hid out. So if we are to ever return to Brussel we are dead meat because we explode the bar club of Luke Miller who happens to be mum's business partner.

To crown it all, I never told mum about it because I didn’t want her to send him to exile. Like Miller ever found out we were the ones who did so it will be World War III. I don’t know how long I can keep this secret because I know that one way or the other my mum is going but what I do fear is why we are going to do Baggy man.

“ Please baggy man, just have a cup of soda instead” I plead.

“I do promise to be well behave this time, I promise” Baggy man pleaded

“It is not a debate, no booze for you” I insisted.

“Okay boss, or did you mean no boobs for you?” Baggy man said jokingly.

“I am dead serious, no booze for you and please can we get back to track the mission please” I ordered.

“I will be Andrew's date, while Andrew is Lucy I will sneak into the house and search the house for any evidence of threat,” Alexa said.

“As good as that is, we need a good distraction for Eric” I replied.

“Say no more boss, I invited my sister over, guys meet Cleopatra” Elephant. Said.

“As in The Cleopatra” Baggy man asked in excitement

“Ew! Do I look like a walking dead to you” Cleopatra replied.

“I did not know you had a sister,” Alexa said.

“That is because I like to keep my private life private and will like to remain like that” Elephant replied.

“Okay, we have Eric at hand but I am not clear on her role play” I asked.

“She will do what every lady does best,” Elephant replied.

“And what will that be?” I asked again.

“Seduction” Cleopatra replied, holding her hands on my body, tempting to kiss me and walking away.

“Okay then, we are good to go” I said.

“Definitely not,” Baggy replied.

“What else is there to discuss, we each all have our role to play” I said.

“But we don’t know your role,” Alexa replied.

“You know,” I said.

“We know, but we want you to say it,” Elephant replied.

“Come on guys, you know already” I said but they all started at me uncomfortably and I said “ Fine, I will keep Lucy busy till Alexa find out all she needs to know about their agenda here in New York”

“And” Alex said.

“I will wait for Alexa to return and if she does not return in the next fifteen minutes call for backup to rescue her '' I replied.

“Good, now we are ready to go” Alexa as she clocks her gun and fires.

** ** **

A 2009 Mercedes-Benz drove and everyone was screaming, it is… luckily for me Elephant took the power down for a few seconds just for me to enter the building without anyone exposing the secret of who I am. I told you I hate parties now you know why, just like usually say popularity kills the buzz.

“Elephant I am in, we need power” I said over on comms.

“Copy that boss, power coming up in two and one” Elephant switching power on.

“Okay, everyone stay sharp and stick to the mission” I ordered.

“Lucy 3 O’clock and Eric 9 O’clock” Alexa Said

“On Lucy 3 O’clock, good luck out there Alexa” I replied.

“On Eric, 9 O’clock, good luck out there, oh! Shit” Cleopatra said.

“What the fuck is going on?” Baggy asked.

“My boyfriend is here,” Cleopatra replied.

“ We are so screwed,” Alexa said.

“What do we do?” Cleopatra asked.

“Baggy man you are going to have to drink booze and sorry to say this Cleopatra but he may have to seduce your boyfriend” I replied.

“Fine, but don’t you dare kiss my boyfriend or I will kill you myself,” Cleopatra said.

“Understood red cross, I am just going to play with him. That is all you know what I am saying?” Baggy man replied.

“I hate this guy” Cleopatra said.

“Come one guys, what did you say, guys, guys guys.” Baggy man called.

“You mean you are full of shit , just go and do your job please don’t drink and get drunk. Just know that if you do I will drop you at Belgium triangle ” Elephant replied.

“Okay, fine I will behave, just stay out of my business okay” Baggy said.

“Fine, I guess we are good. What could possibly go wrong” Elephant replied.

I really hope so because I am already seeing things going wrong already I am very terrible around ladies expect Alexa, I do hope Elephant does not stress nap after licking 42 strawberry ice-cream and Alexa do not kill the bad guys up which could expose us not to mention baggy man not burning this down.

“Breath in Andrew, Take a breath, that is just breath in” I said to myself and turned pushing Lucy accidentally.

Elephant woke up from a nap and asked ”Did you just push the target?”

“Would love it if I told you No,” I said.

“Of course not boss but this is worse she is going to want to change her dress and the chances of you distracting her is over” Elephant replied.

“I don’t think so,” I said.

“You don't,” Baggy replied.

“Will shut up, you were supposed to keep watch of our movement where you nap sleeping again” I whispered.

“I told you it was a bad idea to let him buy the ice-cream” Alexa replied.

“This is bad,” Elephant said.

“What?” I said.

“Lucy posted on her status that she loves you and your pics are there with you pics on her pants. Eric just viewed her status and his A Gm33 cock rifle with him, he is heading straight for you” Elephant said

“Guys what do I do because Eric is approaching Andrew in One, two , Three” Cleopatra replied in fear.

“ Kiss me” I said.

“What!” Cleopatra exclaimed.

“Just do it,” I said.

“I can’t” Cleopatra replied

“There is no time, just do it” I said.

“Hold on minute, What?” Baggy man.

“ Kiss what? No! No! No” Elephant Said “Are you out of your mind that is my sister and her fucking boyfriend is here”

“Elephant it is a mission just flow with it” I replied

“ There is no way I am going to let my sister kiss…..” Elephant said.

I kissed Cleopatra

“Did he just kiss.. Oh! Baby that is my man” Baggy man asked speechlessly “ Yo! Man does that mean I get to kiss her boy friend you know for the sake of the mission men I feel like he is into me”

“Kiss him and you die,” Cleopatra replied.

“Okay, point taken,” Baggy said.

“ I will kill you Andrew,” Elephant screamed, ruining the party.

“ There is no need for that I can explain” I said.

“ I am listening, what was the plan?” Alexa asked seductively.

Door opens Elephant looks at my and shouts “You, Andrew Pace I am going to you”

1 hour later, we woke in a lounge car. I was still feeling dizzy until I saw my mom and said “ Oh! You are back how was your trip”

“ Really, what is wrong with all you, baggy man you ought to protect my son at all cost, there is gun fire at the party” Susan said ignoring my question.

“Ma, your son was a bold man, he kissed Cleopatra… Cleopatra, that was bold” Baggy man still drunk and gaining his vision back.

“What is going on here and who is Cleopatra?” Susan asked.

“My sister and she have a boyfriend,” Elephant said, full in sight.

“No man , he is not my boyfriend,” Cleopatra replied.

“What do you mean he is not your boyfriend!Of course he is” Elephant said.

“He sent a text that he was breaking up with Baggy man. Wait baggy man” Cleopatra exclaimed and said "I will kill you”

“Hey! What can I do? I told him before” Baggy replied.

“Damn that is brutal and messed up,” Alexa said.

“And you silly, what were you thinking about kissing someone else's girlfriend” Susan asked Me.

“Well, that was the only solution at that time,” I replied.

“Was it the only solution?” Alexa teased me.

“Really” Susan said in shock.

“Yeah, I thought if Eric saw me kiss someone else he will back off and assume Lucy was obsessed with me” I replied

“But she wasn't,” Susan said.

“I apologize mom for screwing the mission” I replied.

“You did but she didn’t,” Susan said.

“Who? Mom” I asked.

“Me, blonde,” Alexa replied.

“You idiot, she and Eric are siblings their damned father is Luke Miller,

"Oh! My darling son what have you done, Lucy is Indeed trying to seduce you as bait to get to me as revenge for exploding her father's club in Brussels."

"Wait, what happened at Brussels, I thought you said it was handled” Susan asked.

“Wait mum, How did you know we were here?” I asked.

“Answer my question, I asked first so I expect you to politely answer me, Now what happened in Brussels? I want nothing but the truth, '' Susan asked.