SIDEKICKS IN ACTION

“I have confirmed everything, Governor. And I didn’t just ask the doctors but I also made sure that I personally went to them myself. I can assure you that everything you heard on the news is true.”

“Ahhh, brilliant! Suddenly, my good vibes are coming back in waves. Now, can you just tell me everything that you heard and saw at the hospital for good measure, Nick?”

“Monsieur Makaraig is indeed dead and it’s because of natural causes - a heart attack. Presently, The Monster has already been wheeled into the morgue and is now waiting for his next-of-kin and representatives to sign papers and make the arrangements for his cremation since it seems to be Sir Makaraig’s preference. He has a thing against burials since he wants his ashes to be displayed in his mansion, and not his remains.”

“That sounds exactly what the press announced. I am indeed pleased with how this all turned out. Now, what about The Left Hand? How is he now?”

“About less than an hour after The Monsieur arrived, The Ogr