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"At your darkest hour, when all seems lost and there is no hope of light. When you feel the darkness pressing in on you from every side, when you find yourself standing on the precipice of oblivion, A Hero will descend from the Moon. His glittering silver face will cast a bright light upon your path. Avoid him, but it will be impossible. You will thrive hard to run... that's when the beast in you will Awake, and you'll meet the real you". People say she's Beautiful when she smiles, but unfortunately, life isn't funny to her in any way. Poor Freya. At the age of Nine, she lost her parents in a day, making her live a life of torture with her Uncle. She was tossed out of the house at midnight into the ferocious rain after being beaten, stripped, scratched with whips, and tormented without cause by her uncle's wife. Bracing her difficulties and keeping her mother's last words in her heart. In an iconic scenario, she met a Wolf whom they both had two things in common. Rejected and Devastated. They face their terrible fates together, walking together till she becomes his Human Luna. Impossible?

'what the f*ck' those were the thoughts of David Wayne known as Andrew Grant in his former life, a 28 year old soldier with the best achievemen was killed along with his fiancée by his best friend now he's reincarnated as a wayne one of three great immortal families that protect the world from vampires, werewolves, witches and strange beasts that live in the world of fantasy and horror follow David on his adventures as he encounters hardship, horrors, pain, laughter and romance

Lawrence Rosen, a past VR pro gamer, retired from playing after the incident which claims his son's life. He opened an hotel in Texas which is now the only 5 star hotel in Texas. His best friend Walker, who he has not seen for years came visiting, and informed him about the latest VR game in town "World 2". but he refused, his friend forced him to which he later agreed. On the day they were supposed to get their VR pod, and anomaly changed the world into a game world. Lawrence Rosen, unknown to him that he has been chosen by the creator, to become The legendary character in this new world. He was set on the part to become the strongest and to alter the storyline of the new world. Find out more about the new life of Lawrence Rosen, by reading the novel "THE AWAITED ONE".

The world shattered, and the magnetic field unleashed chaos, claiming five billion lives in its erratic eruption. This cataclysmic magnetic storm plunged humanity into technological darkness, rendering instruments and machines useless. A magnetic prison enveloped Earth, concealing it from space, and superhumans emerged as an unexpected boon amidst the devastation. Those untouched by superpowers scavenged for remnants of magnetic objects, uniting under the rule of the Seven Apex Alliance. With the world regressed to a medieval era, Blade faces the challenge of rising in a survival-of-the-fittest reality. As he unveils a secret known only to him, Blade must navigate this world of superhumans and scavengers, striving to become a force to be reckoned with in a time where every day is a battle for survival. Will he conquer the harsh realities or be consumed by them?

Phoenix Arizona 2 years ago, Maks made a terrible mistake by trusting an "inner voice" who was actually Pandora, the mother of monsters. He unleashed monsters into the world until a war between the awakeners and the monsters started. Pandora wanted a world where the monsters could be included. But she realised that it was never meant to be. Maks with the help of his friends and allies. Banished the monsters back to the null void and peace was restored. ...But not entirely... Maks sat back brushing his black cat's ears. He was finished with college at 23 and he wanted to go to med school. In a funny turn of events, his bully's father would be funding his med school journey. He wanted to do things for himself and that didn't end well. That wasn't to say that he wasn't going to try. "Maks, to the kitchen." His stepmother Doreen Fletcher-Anderson said. She had come into her life when he was 8. She had trouble conceiving for 3 years before she had his half sister Jessica. He was so conflicted and it took him over a decade to come to love her but he couldn't blame his half sister. He took care of her even though he thought she was a burden. He went to the kitchen and his stepmom gave him a tray of sandwiches. "You haven't been eating, you've lost weight." "I lost the football tryouts, of course I'm trying to lose weight." Doreen turned to him and smiled.

The year 2094. All was chaos. The apocalypse. The Fall. The end of the world. That was what the history books called it. On the first day of "The End", they said the sky and it's firmament 'fell' first, bridging the boundary between the day and night. The second day, the ground withered. The third day, the oceans boiled and drained. The fourth, the earth shook. By the fifth, half of humanity was wiped out. . . . July 23rd of the year 2043, humanity faced their 'first' invasion from the Elder Gods.

In the urban fantasy novel "Hellstinger," billionaire playboy musician Marcus Hellstinger is thrust into a world of supernatural forces and ancestral history after a mysterious visitation drives him insane. Discovering his parents' secret past as legendary superheroes, Marcus awakens to his own inherited powers and vows to avenge their deaths while battling the demonic god Romulus and his legion of minions. With the guidance of his devoted trainer/bodyguard/caretaker, Alexander Hill, Marcus must navigate a treacherous path of betrayal, self-discovery, and redemption as he faces the ultimate showdown against the formidable Romulus to protect his city and honor his family's legacy... ... "Ugh! Grr hmgh..!" Marcus grunts with effort as he climbs out of the cavern onto the leveled ground of the dark cave. "Argh!" He sighed and exhaled heavily, taking in a lungful of oxygen only to exhale more heavily as he crawled to rest his back on the cave wall. "Damn..." He huffed heavily, panting and aching. His fingers had blistered, aching, and bleeding, his back felt at its breaking point, his muscles could hardly respond to him anymore, and his stomach groaned relentlessly for food. He had collected the bow from the stream of luminous fluid, strapped it to his back, and climbed out of the cavern. Marcus had never been so out of his elements before, and climbing had never been an imagination much less doing it fatigued and hungry. Marcus laughed, who knew he could ever go this hungry and still climb several meters out of an underground cave? No one. Although he has no idea how long ago he had left his hotel room or how far he had walked to the forest, he knows he will have to do it all over again. "Ah f@#k!" ***

In the mysterious and unpredictable continent of Martial Souls, a seemingly useless young martial soul, Roberto, unexpectedly awakens the legendary twin taboo ancestral soul. His destiny is reversed from then on, embarking on a journey that shocks the world. This is a story of courage, growth, and rising against adversity. Roberto, this name will become a legend, his power will surpass limits, and his story will inspire countless people. Follow in Roberto's footsteps, witness how a discarded martial soul rises against the current, challenges fate, and achieves supreme glory. Every evolution is a challenge to the old world; every breakthrough is a transcendence of self-limitation. Get ready to join Roberto and experience an unprecedented adventure!

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The unexpected apperance of Chairwoman Elizabeth Arnault at Munchies Cafe transformed Sean Zachary's life. That same day, he was chosen as the head of Globalsphere conglomerate which was one of the biggest business empires in that country. In his first few days in office, he worked diligently and tirelessly to the greatest joy of the Chairwoman, and to the dismay of his enemies. However, Sean couldn't continue with that same attitude of diligence for he became intoxicated with the immense benefits that came with his wealth. Therefore, he left his assignment and focused on enjoying himself. “Boss! The leader of NovaCorp is after the conglomerate! He has strategized terrific plans to execute it. Right now, he is unstoppable. What should we do?” His right hand man asked, palpitating. However, Sean laughed hysterically and inquired, “What should I do? Tell me. I have nothing in mind. He isn't the only person whose eyes are on the conglomerate, is he? Let him come. The Chairwoman might be of help.”