how to trick an idiot

"Yeah, listen up. I want to order a pizza, but don’t screw this up, alright? I don’t have time for incompetence from some broke ass pizza delivery guy.” That's the first thing Niko heard when he answered the phone, “who the hell orders pizza like that?” He sensed the arrogance from whoever was behind that thick voice over the phone. But he ignored the rudeness and asked him “Sure, sir. What can I get for you today?” “Dumbass I already said I want a large pizza. What else do you sell if not pizza?” Things like this always made Niko hate his job, he'd been working in that pizza shop for almost a year and he never got used to all the insults and harsh treatment. But he was willing to keep enduring all of it as long as it fetched him some money to take care of himself and his girlfriend Vikkie.

After coming up with this amazing role playing adventure game idea, Eric Claus had an accident while he was going to pick up his daughter, Jodie from school, and it resulted in him entering into a coma, and also finding himself in a mystical world, exactly like the one he was creating for his game. On his quest to know how he got there and how to return to the real world, he realizes that he has actually entered his game world and now he has to survive every stage and challenge of this world in order to return home. So his fate of coming out of coma was in his hands, whether he lives or dies all lies in his ability to fight and survive the dangers of this world. Would he be able to survive and return to his beloved daughter?

Kuro Usagi, a teacher from his previous life, has been killed by a truck. And when he opens his eyes, Kuro becomes a gun and is being held by a princess from a distant Kingdom named Chloe! Unfortunately, the world Kuro reincarnates is currently at war against various Empires and Kingdoms! Will the two find their way across the border of the cities, gather more allies, starting a magical journey of guns versus magic, and end the war through a peaceful resolution? I do not own the book cover.

Ling Chen, a weak young boy who was often bullied by others, starts cultivating from the scratch after his grandpa's death and after he got a stellar martial cultivation technique. Join Ling chen on his journey from weak to strong.

A popular quote once said, " To survive, strength is a must, to bend the rules of society strength is a must, strength represent beauty, authority, dominance and law, with it you can do as you please", what will happen when Crimson and Harmon two youngsters destine for greatness. with their systems they wish to rule the world and be the only strongest of their kind find out about each other ? will they wish to eliminate each other or will they unite and bring their races to the top of the food chain? *** The extermination of human races is fast looming. After five thousand years of waging war against the shura race, which looks like a typical human except for the horn on their forehead, The human after hundred of sacrifice were able to push the shura race close to extinction, but unexpectedly the shura allied with the dragons and demon races, with their forces they almost wipe out the humans, but unfortunately the humans survive. But what will happen if the shura race successfully awake their god who had been in slumber for the past five thousand years? can the humans who have no god be able to remain standing or will they face extinction?

Synopsis: Twenty seven years old Ethan Allen gotta a divorce from his three years old contracted wedding, after been maltreated and slaved by his contracted wife and inlaws. Things went tough, until a sudden day which he transformed from grass to grace and promise to make those who maltreated him pay for their price. 

Zach's life as a loser changes after he discovers a mysterious elevator in a newly constructed building. [Welcome to the world of elevators! Press button 1 to become the richest. Press button -1 to become the strongest.] Zach travels from floor to floor in search of wealth and power. The youth who were once poor and weak are no longer present. Zach is like being reborn as a new person. Will he stop going to the elevator world after getting revenge on those who insulted him? Or will he continue to explore the floors to become the greatest in the world of elevators?

Fantasia World is a place filled with various kinds of races. What makes this world even more mysterious is that in this world people can awaken their talent and can wield power that ordinary people can only look up to. John was transmigrated to Fantasia World and he almost died if not for an Adventurer group saving him. But after he was saved he realized that this dangerous place was full of opportunities to live a life that he could only think of in his previous world. Read more to know about the story. P.S- IF YOU LIKE THE STORY THEN REVIEW IT PLEASE.

A world, where people use others for their benefit. Where beasts run rampant. Cleverness was in the veins of humans. A single decision could change the lives of many. Humans were clever, beasts possessed power, and a being contained secrets of heaven and earth. But humans went against heaven and created what they called techniques. A war was a result of their folly. But war results in someone being a victor and makes them even more powerful. Many secrets, which were buried in dust. A history that shocked even the heavens. A man whose kindness resulted in a regret. To whom the righteous path and demonic path were just tools.

Eren grew despising the power those who claimed to protect his world possessed, later hating its wielders when he found out they were responsible for his mother's death. But when he is given the very power he detested with a chance to bring down the forces responsible for his mother's demise, will Eren stay true to his hate and anger or will he grow to love the very world he had sworn to destroy? **** [System alert: You have died!] [System alert: Your blood has been absorbed!] [Blood refining in process] [Blood refining halted!] [You have entered the Dream state - Welcome Eren]