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Henry Flakes got married to a successful businesswoman and was maltreated by his in-laws because he was so poor, he caught his wife cheating on him and without guilt she filed a divorce since he wasn't needed in her life anymore. He was thrown out and was completely broken, all he could think about was seeking revenge. He reached for his phone and dialed a number. Within moments, Large Group of expensive Black Mercedes Benz arrived, led by a leader as he came down. "Young master, you have passed the test, It's time for you to take over the multi-billion dollar wealth."

"Your mother-in-law already told me that you are a useless fool but seeing you now, I have to say that she was lenient with her words." Elvis, a wealthy billionaire left his father due to a feud to live a simple life, devoid of all the hate and hectic life of being rich. Married into an average family, he held his wife's company, Sonia to gradually rise to the top. But as she rose in fame, so did her scorn for him and soon, she decided to get a divorce, breaking every bond that they had between them. Right after this encounter, Elvis is kidnapped, and tearing his eyes open, his eyes meet with that of his father. "Son, the family needs you back." His father brewed out words that he never thought he was going to hear.

" You have nothing to your name now, and you do not belong here" How would you feel when you wake up to find out that your rightful possessions have been taken away from you? How about seeing your whole life crumble before in a matter of seconds? Jack gets this news and is subsequently evicted from his own house. With zero money, food, and clothes, he wanders on the streets hopelessly ALL HE WISHED FOR WAS HIS PHONE CHARGER OF ALL THINGS, WHY HIS CHARGER?

[Congratulations Virgin Eliot!] [You have met all the requirements to qualify for the ONE inheritance!] [You have received the ONE bloodline: Evolutionist!] [You have unlocked the ONE innate bloodline ability: Infinite Evolution!] [Your starting point has been decided!] [Congratulations! You have been reincarnated as a virus!] … [Current Location: Belly of a Salmon] [WARNING! Your presence has been detected and anti-viral enzymes are currently being deployed against you.] “…!” “What in the name of all mother*cking strippers?” Virgin Eliot was flabbergasted. Eliot, the personal assistant to the greatest evolutionary scientist that ever lived has died due to his teacher’s radical experiments only to find himself reincarnated in a new world as a virus. ‘State the Darwin theory of evolution!’ He heard. Unsurprisingly, his teacher’s spirit and goal followed him to the new world. Here, discovering that fantastical elements like reincarnation and infinite evolution were real, Eliot decides to embark on a journey of self-discovery. A journey to answer all the questions that he had on his reincarnation. ‘Let’s see, by the time I evolve 10 times, 100 times, a thousand times…,’ He grinned. ‘I bet I’ll get the answers to all my questions by then’. Follow Eliot on his epic journey through the world of Utopia as he evolves into countless unique beasts, meeting a plethora of adventure along the line.

Imagine borrowing money from your best friend and selling your car to buy a diamond ring for your wife on your wedding anniversary.

"I want my body back! Sir Riccardo, I made a mistake and I'm ready to right the wrongs. It's too late, no one's going to listen to you or believe more so, it's all your doing;Enjoy my money Martinez! While I keep your body. ********************* Midlife crises is no ‘news’ a 54 year old billionaire Riccardo Ferdinand Deville was diagnosed of a rare cancerous disease and given one year to live by his doctor, accepting fate ; he decided to leave town and explore the world before his demise, he comes across a young man during his journey unexpectedly and the unexpected happens. Transmigration occurs between the two. How will both men survive in their new world?. Will both parties get their utmost desire? How will the soul swap affect their lives and family?. Whose idea was it and who benefitted the most from it? “Things are never as they seemed to be, sometimes you can accurately judge a book by its cover and sometimes you can’t”.

The story is about the adventures of fifty students in senior high, they traveled from a world controlled by machines into the past, the time of the start of the apocalypse, and they got stuck there. they will face many troubles in adapting to the new life, make new friends and enemies, and amidst all that, they will rediscover themselves, the loving ones might leave each other at some point and return afterwards, or continue forever with new ones or alone. Though they came from future, they would be separated into ones supporting and ones against the rebellion machines are starting, which will add more complexity to the events and more suspense and action. I hope you like the mix I made here, as I always wanted to read something like real drama but in a sci-fi cloak, hoping I achieved it here. I'm waiting for your reviews and comments, and I'm sure you won't be disappointed :D Updating Schedule: 3 Chapters daily.

Eryk Wayland returned to Black Lake City after receiving news that his grandfather had died. His uncle sent two men to pick up Eryk at the airport. They kidnap and lock Eryk in a warehouse. The uncle forced Eryk to sign a letter of inheritance. The two men then killed and disposed of Eryk's body in the Rockwool City landfill, a wasted city. Erick is dying. When he was about to die, he was found by a summoned spirit in the form of a white owl. The owl offers a life-and-death contract to Eryk. "Give me your soul, then you will hold the world in the your hand!" From that day on, the owl kept following Eryk wherever he went. Eryk was also suddenly able to speak and understand the language of birds. He can also summon and control summoned spirits as a source of power. However, a group of destruction summoners is hunting for Eryk. They wanted to seize the power of the strongest summon spirit that Eryk didn't realize he had. Can Eryk survive in Rockwool City—the city of summoners, save himself from the destructive summoners, and return to Black Lake City to avenge the people who slaughtered his family?

When lightning strikes Yuan Fen, he gets intelligence that he didn't expect. He then finds himself in a world full of magic and epic battles. But his journey and experience have only just started. During the fight between the good Elven race and the bad demon, Yuan Fen saw how strong and skilled both sides were. Because of their magic and mystery, he gets caught up in a plot that is much bigger and more dangerous than he thought. Lucky for him, he is an Elven disciple with a very interesting background, and he is also in the middle of a dangerous and tense battle. They have to find out about old secrets and deal with the evil threats that are looming over the Silver Continent. As they try to figure out the Sword Intent, a power that can make people immortal, they have to face danger and find truths that have been kept secret for hundreds of years. They know that the fate of the Silver Continent and all people depends on them more than anything else. The book has exciting and vivid adventures, magical elements, and interesting secrets. Get ready to join a fascinating world where fate and bravery are closely linked. Your attention will be drawn deeper into Yuan Fen's exciting story with each new chapter. Will they protect the Silver Continent from the bad guys who are out there? In a fantasy book full of mystery, intrigue, and surprising beauty, you can follow their trip.

Excerpt… “Well?” Taron sat up straight. “I honored your invitation because you promised it was going to be worth it.” “Yes,” Selena smiled. Beneath the small table, her hand was already working its way to the buckle of his belt. “I wanted to apologize in a way I knew you’d like…” Taron was already starting to lose his senses when the light flashed in his eye. He remembered his plan and he quickly batted her hand away. “What are you doing Selena?” Taron McCarthy, a broke and unemployed man is shamed and dumped by his long time girlfriend, Selena Goldbridge. Just then, Taron receives an unexpected call from an unlikely source and he discovers that he is now the heir to over twenty different billion dollar companies funded by a dying drug lord. With his new position, Taron plots his vengeance against Selena and her new boyfriend, Steve. But with the sudden appearance of the son of the drug lord and true heir to the companies, Taron McCarthy could be running out of luck Find out what happens next in this tale of vengeance, love and betrayal.