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Ding-! [Congratulations! You have been awarded the title of 'The First Person from Another World'!] [Congratulations! You have acquired the title of 'Owner of the Ancient Emperor's Secret Palace'!] [The Dual Gates you entered have been identified as yours!] [All the belongings in this Palace are yours, Master!] That's what Igarashi Kazuki heard, a man who was mocked and cast aside by his family and even the world due to his chubby and ugly appearance when he opened the extraordinary Dual Gates in his ancestral warehouse. He discovered a mysterious gateway that led him to a new world full of unimaginable possibilities. Through the Dual Gates, Kazuki obtained an AI System that helped him train and evolve into a stronger, smarter, and more cunning individual. Seeking revenge was not the only thing he did, a red thread guided him and destiny bound him to keep moving towards unlimited heights. However, his journey would not be an easy one, as there were many tigers and dragons lying dormant in both worlds that Kazuki had to fight in order to achieve all his ambitions with the thread of destiny guiding him. With colossal battles, a tantalizing love story, cunning political games, and power struggles, ambitiously aiming to become the CEO of a world-class company and participating in global geopolitics, creating many new innovations for the world, Kazuki will embark on an extraordinary adventure where he will face unexpected challenges and obstacles in his quest to conquer both worlds. How will Kazuki face it all? Will he become the best with all the desired endings and shape the future of all living beings in both worlds as he wishes, or will he be crushed by the challenges and formidable enemies that lie ahead? ******* This is Fantasy story, unrelated to reality.

"Are you Jason Paul Decker?" Jason stared at the men all dressed in black suits and dark shades, looking like casts from the movie MIB. "Who's asking?" "We're from your grandfather, sir James Decker. He wants to know when you intend on taking over your father's business." ~•~ Jason lived a rather simple life with his wife in New York. Broke and unable to get himself a job, he lived as the worthless son in law of the West family. One fateful morning, he ran into some men who told him a secret that would change his life forever.

Whether it is a fairy tale or truth, no one has ever captured one or come close to having physical contact with one. Some say it is just a myth of tired Good Knights meant to uplift their team’s spirit, so they do not worry too much. It was primarily meant to lifts the spirits of single males in hopes that they would find these beautiful women. Others say it is the work of magicians working for the Evil Knights trying to trick the Good Knights, to lead them away from their team, and kill them. The truth is, no one truly knows.

"Ethan, oh Ethan, don't think too highly of your self, you are nothing but a blood donor. You are just a useless piece of trash, do you think you deserve to be my husband? Ha dream on!" Daphne scoffed and spat in disgust. After many years of serving your wife and inlaw like a slave, you found out you were nothing but just a blood donor. You were just a piece of shit in the eyes of your in-laws and wife. What would you do if you suddenly become rich. Will you accept your wife back? Will you still donate blood for your mother in law who was the verge of death. Join me as we go through the journey with Ethan Willow the once useless son in law.

"You're just a worthless piece of trash, Elijah! You've always been nothing but a pawn in my game. Now get out of my house!" she spat, pushing him out into the downpour. That rainy night, Elijah's world shattered before his eyes. The woman he loved most lay in bed with another man. Just as he stumbled into the rain, his phone buzzed. "Elijah, it's me—your father, General Marcus Steel. The richest General in the country." Boom!" General Marcus Steel? Elijah’s body shook heavily. At that moment, he realized his life was about to change forever. How could he be the son of such a well-known figure?

All that Jordan Rivers knew was that he was married to the granddaughter of a man he saved years ago. It was the old man’s plea as a way of rewarding Jordan for saving his life. He gifted him a wife. But soon after, the old man died, and life took a drastic turn for Jordan. Everyone turned against him. Including his wife. He became their servant. And then one day, the wife he had not touched for years approached him, claiming she was pregnant. But she decided to be honest. She had cheated on him with a guy in her class, and so, she asked for a divorce, and they ganged up and kicked Jordan out. While walking through the darkness, wondering where to go, he bumped into a gang assaulting a poor girl on the road. He decided to play hero, and he succeeded, but that left him in a critical state. He was bleeding terribly, and he blacked out. Weirdly, a ring he always wore absorbed the blood he was oozing, and strange memories started flooding his memory while he still lay unconscious - memories about his knowledge of martial arts, medicines, and the acknowledgment of the use of the power of the gods. He thought it was a dream, but he awoke with the same fresh memories lingering in his head. He sprung up from the ground with renewed energy. He scanned his body. Magically, all the blood had been sucked back into his body. All the wounds had closed up. He was scarless! Everything in him howled three things: him ascending the throne he deserved, taking revenge on all who bullied him, and unearthing the mysteries surrounding his family.

In a world where power determines your identity and future, the human race is under threat from vicious creatures known as Mutants. When the Mutants wage war against the humans, their weapons are rendered useless due to the immense power of the Mutants. Just when all hope seems lost, a few good Mutants decide to share their powers with the human race, enabling them to defeat the Mutants and send them back to their world. But the government, corrupt and greedy, decides to sell these powers to the highest bidder, leaving the less fortunate with nothing. Among them is a teenage boy named Ajax Hart, until one day he completes a task and a strange system enters him. The system warns him that he is dying slowly, and his soul point will reduce by 10% per hour if he doesn't consume a soul. [YOUR SOUL POINT IS RUNNING LOW] [CONSUME A SOUL TO GET POINTS] [SOUL POINT WOULD REDUCE BY 10% IF A SOUL IS NOT CONSUMED] Ajax is left with a choice: to embrace his newfound power and become a hero or to succumb to his fate and lose his soul. With the fate of the world hanging in the balance, Ajax must navigate a dangerous world of power, corruption, and soul-consuming monsters to survive. Will Ajax rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will he fall victim to the darkness that surrounds him? Find out in this thrilling tale of power, corruption, and the fight for survival. THE MUTANT SYSTEM READ MY OTHER BOOK "LEVELING UP IN AN APOCALYPSE".

Challenge became the fuel that powers poor Ken after his beloved girlfriend Miranda left him for a rich boy." You can never make up to a million in your life" those were the exact word of Miranda that kept resounding in Ken's ears.Ken is a student of a mysterious doctor, although poor yet smart , and highly skilled in martial art. His handsome face, intelligence and martial art skill soon gradually brought him to limelight, but he was determined never to lose focus. He knew he has to make it. He has to prove to himself and the world that he is a big deal!

BLURB Xiao Tian was the only son of a king in the Ming Dynasty city of Wuyu. However, when Xiao Tian was six years old, on his birthday, an unknown group massacred his entire family. His mother’s younger brother, who rebelled for the position of king, killed his father and mother in the incident. The person who slaughtered him was none other than his mother’s younger brother, who rebelled for the position of king. Xiao Tian could survive the uprising. With his face covered in blood, he looked up at the sky while clenching his fists. “Father, Mother, I, Xiao Tian, will not let your deaths be in vain. I will Avenger you, and I will become the strongest in this universe so that no more children lose their parents like me. I will create peace through the universe. If anyone wants to stop me, let alone mortal humans, not even gods, demons, or the heavens will stop me!”

What if I told you that they were right? That Bigfoot, The Abominable Snowman, The Loch Ness monster and yes, even The Boogey man were actually real? What if I told you your parents were right when they told you that there are monsters and demons that lurked in the shadows at night? I have seen those monsters, through visions of prophecy and none have baffled me more than The Marauder and The Supremes. Beings even Science could not explain, creatures that held godlike power for so long and walked among us as both oppressors and at times, as saviors. This is one such prophecy I had that I had to put on paper. Call it a story if you wish (it would actually make me feel less crazy). But this is the story of Brendan Payne; the sixteen year old high school boy who went from a regular teenager to finding out that he was not human but instead was born into a race of beings that were believed to be the final and perfect stage of evolution. And by finding out his destiny, Brendan is torn between fighting for the humans who resented him and joining forces with the callous yet beautiful witch, Finch, who claims to have his best interests at heart. This...is The Legend Of Marauder