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Hero? Savior of this world? Children of miracle? Fuck about that all!! I'm just a teenanger, so I just wanna do whatever I do!!

Marcus, an orphan, works very hard in his part-time job so he can buy the promised cake for his beloved wife tonight. During his last delivery to a bar, he is shocked to see his wife, Lydia, with his in-laws having a party, a birthday party thrown by Hales, a billionaire heir. Lydia denies her husband and calls him fake. She issues her divorce that very day, and Marcus is humiliated, jeered at, and called a lowlife by all who attend the party. Dishearten, and wishes to die. He receives a call from someone who calls him young master and mentions they have been looking for him. It turns out his father is Mr. Thonks, the popular renowned billionaire and businessman in Boston.

Isaac a 24 years old young man, died after fighting cancer for the last two years of his life. He gets transmigrated to another Universe and became a king. But right after walking up he got a cold system to make him level up in a game world he played in his last life... ---- First time writing so, excuse the poor me, but I will try my best to deliver something good. ---- The cover isn`t mine, contact me if you want me to remove it. Contact me, Line: silverlance60

Victor, the CEO of Lawen Innovate Group, was cruelly murdered by his family in secret. He comes back to life in the body of his company's office boy while Lawen Innovate Group being taken to bankruptcy threat, his wife having an affair with his brother, and trusted people betraying him. Using the Ultimate Money Revenge system, Victor must complete missions and build a business empire for the sake of revenge. Victor is thrown to the lowest point while living life as Benyard: humiliated, tortured, getting unfair treatment. Only to return to his original body that in danger of dying in the hospital. How does Victor make them get down on their knee and pay for their deeds? * SYSTEM: CONGRATULATIONS, USER! YOU HAVE FOUGHT FOR TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU ARE ON THE VERGE OF DEATH SYSTEM: THIS IS THE LAST OPTION, DO YOU WANT TO ACTIVATE THE SYSTEM AND FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE AGAIN? [YES] [NO]

“You don't deserve this throne. Your birth was nothing more than a mistake by my late husband, so don't think any more of yourself. But if you still want to be King, then go into the territories and kingdoms outside Griffindale and build your army of followers and allies from scratch. Whenever you feel like you have amassed a huge following enough to seize the throne away from me, then you can come back to fight for it. But from now on, you are on exile.” “The throne belongs to me, Stepmother. Nevertheless, I will do as you ask. But rest assured, for what you've done, I will return—not just for my throne, but also for your head.” “While the Queen fumed with rage in her private chamber, Cyrus emerged from her quarters wearing a satisfied grin, knowing his destiny was now set in stone. He would one day become king, no matter what.” -------- This is my first novel on the platform, so my pacing and world-building aren't the best, but it gets better with time. The story is set in a medieval world, somewhere in an alternate version of ancient Europe. At first the tone focuses more on war and basic politics, but as the story progresses, there will be more magic/fantasy elements added - like dragons, witches and fables. If you enjoy the work, please consider supporting it in any way you can. Any means of support goes a long way for me and is duly appreciated. Have Fun!!!

Lee Sung is an orphan without a home or family, at the age of 5 he learned to kill and steal and grew up in a slum where aggression is common. But since that day it's not the same. Author : hey, i'm Celina i write this story because i love reading and write, this my third story so please help so this become decent. Thanks for Reading <3

“Sarah!” Robin’s voice cracked, raw with betrayal. “After everything I did for you? The bone marrow donation—” Sarah rolled her eyes dramatically, her laughter sharp and dismissive. “Oh, please. Did you really think I cared about you? You were just… convenient.” Marcus moved to stand beside her, draping an arm around her shoulders. “Tell him about the face you made when he thought you actually liked him back. That story kills at parties.” The laughter between them burned through Robin’s veins. Every memory of their time together—every smile, every touch, every whispered promise—twisted into something ugly and false. “You used me…” Robin whispered, the truth finally sinking in. Sarah tilted her head, her expression cold and mocking. “Obviously. Let me spell it out for you, since you’re too dense to get it.” She stepped closer, her voice dripping with contempt. "I only kept you around because your bone marrow matched mine. Now that I'm cured, you're about as useful as yesterday's garbage. But look on the bright side – at least some part of you turned out to be useful. More than we can say for the rest!" After donating his bone marrow to save Sarah's life, Robin discovers their relationship was nothing but a cruel joke. Beaten and left for dead in a kennel of vicious guard dogs, his mysterious family ring suddenly activates, revealing his true heritage as heir to America's most powerful shadow organization! With supernatural abilities and unimaginable wealth as Eagle Industries' new CEO, Robin would show them what happens when you mistake kindness for weakness. After all, when you've been treated like a dog, sometimes you have to bare your fangs to survive!

Venus, lived a harder life after her father died. All the property that should have been his right had been taken by force by his stepmother. In the will left by his father, it was said that Venus had no rights to his property, meanwhile. All the treasures fell into Eveline's hands. Knowing this, Venus suppressed it. He really wanted to fight against Eveline's actions in manipulating the will. However, Venus realized that she would not win against this cunning woman. Until finally, Venus met Mr. Frans. Her experience working as a construction worker made Venus physically strong and tough, so Mr. Frans made her his bodyguard and confidant. After working with Mr. Frans, Venus changed his name to 'Leon'. Thanks to his contribution and persistence in working, Venus eventually became widely known as 'Leon'. What will Venus' new life be like? Will he succeed in reclaiming all his father's possessions?

The book entitled " Chance" is a story of hardwork, power tussle,betrayal,envy and vengeance. The protagonist of the story Ven was just a ten years old boy when he lost his parents and twenty years old when he lost his guardian who he considers as father. How is he then going to survive?, identify the murderer among a lot of suspicious people, plan his revenge and also retain the claim to inherit the Brown empire as he is also the grandson of the Brown empire. Grab your popcorn as you find out in this intriguing and wonderful story.

I am Theodore, a man who was born in a high modern era. An era in which everyone could dwell in a new world, the world of a virtual reality (VR) games. Four years ago, a VR game called "New Life" was developed and soon became popular around the world. In this "New Life", magic, different kinds of monsters, and even various races from myths existed. I enjoyed so much that I only rested 2 hours a day. However, one day, the developer passed away, and the server was eventually shutdown. Just as every gamer like me was desperate to death, something unbelievable happened ...