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Alonso's life had been anything but ordinary. He had lost his family and his memories, leaving him with a desperate need to cling to anyone who made him feel like he belonged. So when his girlfriend cheated on him, it was like a knife in his chest. He felt like he had lost the last tether that kept him grounded. Then he lost his job, and everything came crashing down. He was desperate and alone until a billionaire named Perry Montillo offered him a job as her husband. He didn't question the offer, not when he was so lost and alone. But as he began to remember bits and pieces of his past, he realized that he had been the victim of attempted murder. The man he thought was his savior had actually tried to kill him. His anger and fear simmered below the surface, as he struggled to hold on to his fragile sense of stability. As Alonso dove deeper into the mystery of his attempted murder, he unearthed secrets that threatened to shatter everything he had built with Perry. He knew that the truth could destroy them, but he couldn't let it go. He had to find out who wanted him dead and why, no matter the cost. With his world on the brink of collapse, Alonso must choose between the love he has found and the justice he craves. Will he risk everything to uncover the truth, or will he choose to protect his fragile happiness and let the past remain buried

"I'm Electric" - Obed Obed, the main character lost his father in a war with the demons. He founds this book in his school library which gives him an electric ability. Obed then attends a magic school where they have to save humanity from alien invasion. Will Obed be able to defeat the aliens and save humanity or will the aliens rule over this planet for the second time?. Join Obed on this phenomenal adventure to make it your inner ability system Gained electric ability. Face a demon king. Face the mother alien Save humanity.

Granted another chance by Fate to redeem himself, Persia swore to make his oppressors all kneel before him. " Your first order young master? " " I want the Juans clan on their knees "

Paul was having the worse day of his life. He has completed school but was without a job and had to return home to stay with his mom. And when the parents of his girlfriend, Talatu, insisted that she marries a doctor working abroad, Paul was devastated. But out of the blues, Eric, his school friend, called. Eric had a plan…it was sinister and not strictly legal, but if executed properly, it would make them rich and Paul would have Talatu back. When Eric’s simple plan ran out of control, and took a turn for the worse, Paul found himself not only fighting to keep his dream going, but also to keep himself alive. But Paul is fueled by a need for revenge and his determination to reach the billionaire status keeps him going. He must have his full revenge on Talatu who had abandoned him and on her parents who have openly despised him. Would his plan of becoming a billionaire come true? Would he have his revenge on the people who he trusted but who despised and stabbed him in the back? And at what price would he get the satisfaction he so desperately yearns for?

Have you ever felt so drawn to a person. You feel like you've known them your entire when you've only just met them; that's exactly what Noah felt when he saw her Who? Oceana - the most beautiful girl he has ever seen. He could have sworn she was the most beautiful girl on earth; but that's not the thing - she's a complete weirdo - strange...and unique. Millions of people on earth; countless countries; diverse universe Her name still lingers on. She's beautiful; not only beautiful but strange. She lives with her stepmom and stepsister, who have had her locked up all her life- because of the supernatural powers she possessed - they plan to use it to their favour. Noah after setting eyes on her for the first time, wouldn't stop thinking about her There's something about her -that he's sure of, but...he couldn't just figure out what it is. How did she get her powers? Why has she been locked up all her life by her family? Why's she the way she is - weird and strange?

On the day he awakened his martial spirit, a disaster struck the Shang manor and exterminated the entire clan. He lost his father, his mother, his entire family, and the love of his life. As the only survivor, he changed his identity into gore and swore to avenge their deaths even if he has to slaughter them till the end of time. With a tremendous craving for vengeance, Gore raised across the rankings, conquering kingdoms, defeating the chaos lords one after the other and becoming the overlord of the chaos realm, unsatisfied by his rain, he attempted to conquer another world only to fall into a treacherous scheme by his greatest enemy, the hand behind the calamity that took away his loved ones. The person he tries so hard to find but never met, the person who always lay in front of him as his most trusted subordinate. Gore resurrected on earth with the identity of Lionel grieves, a young man whose extended family tormented after his parents passed away, but will the ferocious gore lie low after recovering his past life memories? will he come back to get revenge?.

Throughout his life, Dylan Perry couldn't escape the scorn and abuse. Growing up in an orphanage made him humiliated by people, including his in-laws. They were so happy to mock Dylan Perry who they thought was a disgrace to the Watson Family. Until Dylan was reunited with his real family after years of suffering. Now, he is the heir to the Sullivan Family, the largest family in the country. Dylan has decided to use his wealth and family status to destroy the Watson family, and the people who have always despised them. The revenge begins!

"I see death... A lot of dead bodies where you are going," the voice of the soothsayer flow back into his mind. "The island I am posted to is peaceful. Did you mean there will be a natural disaster?" "No. It's your bad luck. I see death coming in the shape of a baby and swallowing everything and everyone else. Be careful and don't ever turn the page." "What are you talking about?" The old witch was silent after, and Zuma was shoved off by the next customer in line.

In 2030, the city of London is under attack by monsters. The situation had calmed down, but monsters attacked again in 2050—the year when Narukha was 24. However, who would have thought that the life of an entire city for years was controlled by someone in power? After being trapped by Carl's offer, the boss of the Dimensional Portal, Narukha becomes a player with a system in his body and completes all missions destroying monsters in each level. Not only that, a mystery was revealed: someone among Narukha was the first monster host and had a master system in his body. Narukha must destroy the first monster host and that ultimate system to restore the fabric of human life. [WELCOME TO PORTAL DIMENSI, SOLDIER! GLAD FOR YOUR ACHIEVEMENT TO BE ACCEPTED HERE!] [YOU NEED TO FINISHED ALL THE MISSION TO GOT LEVEL UP 10 AND 10.000 POINT] [WAIT FOR A SECOND...] 0% —> 10 % —> 16% —> 35% —> 57% —> 77% —> 91% —> 100% [YOUR STAT POINT HAS BEEN UPGRADED AUTOMATICALLY] [PROCESSING TO CREATE YOUR MAIN QUESTION AND SUB QUESTION...] [YOUR MAIN QUESTION AND SUB QUESTION HAS BEEN CREATED. HAVE A GREAT TIME FOR DOING IT, SOLDIER!] Narukha was knew that his whole life would changed.

“How dare you think you’ll walk in here and win?” Alex told him, his eyes where blood red and Smokey. “I will not let this slide you definitely look like someone that would be an issue with time.” “Urghh!!!” Leonard could barely speak, as he groaned in pain and crawled on the ground. Leonard slid his phone slowly out of his pocket and dialed the first number there… it happened to be Emily. “Hello…” his voice was low and weak. “Hey Leo, what’s up?” “help me!” “What’s wrong?” She asked him. “Arghhhh,” Leonard groaned in so much pain, before the call went silent. Alex had stabbed him through his heart.