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A young man, broke because of his ex-wife's betrayal, is given a system that will give him unimaginable wealth after he completes a series of trivial tasks. Jack Eldrone must endure immense heartache and shame when his ex-wife is crowned Businesswoman of the Year with the fortune she secretly took from him. Desperate, Jack contemplates giving up on a life of futility, when one day a mysterious man arrives with an offer he finds absurd... Travel to another world and become a special bodyguard! "If you complete the mission successfully, not only your ex-wife, but even the richest man in the country will bow down before you!" Will Jack refuse the offer? But if he does accept, will he be able to complete his mission?

A young man called Henry works as a security guard in an Empire. He was disregarded and humiliated by his colleagues and boss despite being so hard-working. His girlfriend who couldn’t stand the insult left him in the heat of such trouble. This led to him being thrown out of the house and he eventually traveled to a nearby town to stay with his grandma where he unraveled the mystery behind his true identity. After finding out that his father is the billionaire who owns the empire where he works. He resumed work with his new identity and took his rightful position but didn’t hesitate to take revenge on each of them who made his life a living hell in the office.

The event: an unforeseen cataclysm which wiped out all of life leaving but a fraction… So they say, but I know the truth, even though I'm uncertain of how it really happened. I can't seem to remember much. Compared to when i first awoken, 50 years ago, even if it's a fraction I'd call it progress. Over 200 years has passed since the event and I'm trying to find the answer to how this place came to be. I know it's not going to be easy and you can guarantee I'm going to fall into some unwanted predicaments. My goal: return it to the time before even if it takes destroying this world. To do that i think i have to find the one who cursed me and stole my memories... What i truly am, I'm yet to find out, and how I plunge the world into its current state. Author's note: I know my synopsis sucks but pls bear with me.

Every 20 years, a peculiar event happens in the world, most people call it "The blood moon". When the sky turns dark and the moon red. They say a beast will come hunt you at night, a beast born from your worst nightmares. Every 20 years, a genocide happens, no one ever being able to understand or stop it. It was during one of those specific nights that Shane lost something precious to him... but for some reason... he can't quite remember.

“Look at this cockroach!” Johnson sneered, pacing around Max like a predator sizing up his prey. “You think you can fight me? You’ve been scurrying in the dirt your whole life!” Laughter erupted from the crowd. “He’s about to get squashed!” someone shouted. “Yeah, show him who’s boss, Johnson!” another chimed in. Johnson flexed his arms dramatically, turning to the crowd. “This rat thinks he’s a lion now, huh?” he spat, pointing at Max. “But all I see is a mangy stray dog, begging for scraps!” The crowd whooped and hollered, eagerly anticipating the fight. “You’re nothing but a street mutt,” Johnson continued, his voice brimming with arrogance. “I’ve trained with the best, and you? You’ve been running from garbage collectors your whole life!” Max stepped forward, his gaze steady, though his heart raced. “You talk too much,” he muttered, squaring his shoulders. “Let’s just get this over with.” Max was dumped by his girlfriend, just because he was poor.But his life turned upside down when at police station, he gets to know that he is not a common man, but

Would you believe it if your best friend told you that he has been living in the world for four hundred years? What is the reason for this - a wonderful gift, which he acquired at a terrible price and continues to pay for it to this day? That he was familiar with Catherine de Medici, Stefan Batory, Nostradamus? That's what I didn't believe at first. But he told me such details that I could not help thinking: what if this is true?

5, 600 years ago, there emerged a man and a woman who transcended all beings and had otherworldly powers. And in their wake, they battled for supremacy. They destroyed entire mountains and split continents apart and shaped entire landscapes. The victor was a man, the representative of the light. He would later be known as the founder of the world’s dominant populace. He was loved by his subjects and feared by all and he bestowed this power upon his inferior subjects. Their physical capabilities were boosted, wounds would heal faster, senses were heightened and they could manipulate reserves inside themselves to be able to use their own powers. But, one was darkness incarnate and in her jealousy towards the Light, grew into hatred, so she created her own descendents to continue her will they were later called the monsters.

A dimension where traveling from one world to another through spatial distortion is possible and where dimensional realms exist including netherworld and heaven etc. Watch our mc who died as a 24 year old professional coder with lots of computer knowledge but tons of regret's, watch him reincarnated into a world where magic and cultivation exist with a system and an AI who refer to himself as the infamous angel of wisdom and knowledge - URIEL?!! ...... Hi, this is sinful_king with his first novel . This novel is about a person who was caring and friendly person but because of some incidents starts looking at everything with indifference and cold manner and died because of this so called incidents. He somehow was able to respond to being who had same amount of regret's but is way more powerful. Who gives him 3 options 1] Death 2] Go in his past with current memories 3] Reincarnation with...... ....... *1 chapter per day if not any problems. *If any grammatical mistakes please ignore as long as you understand. *Not my art, comment if you are the legal art owner and want it removed ............ DISCORD FOR CHARACTER IMAGES https://discord.gg/Cqy6wVK6

She has fallen in love with a character from a book she has read a thousand times and after an incident, has awakened in her arms, but who knew that one's opinion could change so much upon seeing the actions of such a being up close. Even though she no longer sees him romantically, she wants to save him and his little son, she wants to give everyone a happy ending, but... what if they are right in the middle of THEIR happy ending? It should be okay, right? After all... This was never a story about King Callisto.

THE STORY BEGINS WITH OUR MC "SHIN". As his daily life he was a college student, just as he was going to college. nothing seems to be right along the way as things of mishappening start to happen. As the struggle unfolds many secrets to Shin, He get to aware of many things that will help him get through this. The things he have to face stands in front of him and everyone's freedom to roam freely. As this is a full scale crisis of Zombies that had fall upon the humanity. is this the end for the humanity? in the midst of all this, Shin gets hold of something so powerful that he could be able to change the pace of this world for good as he thought. But many dark powers lurks that will never let him do as he please and will always stand in his way until the very end. This is story of Shin's and his fellow survivals hardship as they went through these terrible catastrophe. Will he be able to make a better world? Will he die an unwilling death? Will he let someone close to him die? does he have the potential to make a better place for others to live in. To unveil all those mysteries and to know all the thrill that resides in the journey of Shin. hope in and read my story. Yours truly Ranga