The world is a vast place, and here I am a Japanese High School student living my life in Japan. My name is Kibe Takayuki, I am a 15-year-old male, and what I can say is... My life is filled with nothing. IT'S FULL OF BULLSH*T! I'VE GOT NO ACCOMPLISHMENTS THUS FAR FILLED WITH AVERAGE GRADES AND SPENDING MY LIFE AS AN OTAKU! Nothing to make a story out of. And thus began a day that forever changed my life. April 5, 20XX One Monday morning, I woke up from my bed as unoriginal as ever with my mouth open, drooling with a bit of snot on my face. I had breakfast at 8:00 AM. Then I left home at 8:30 AM. No bath, no problem, I'm a stinker. It's the first day of school again, and the same as ever, I'm bored to go. I had 15 minutes left but my school was just a walk away, so I took a detour. "Time to grab some drinks!" I said merrily. The drinks were about the only things I could look forward to. I hit a vending machine and bought some melon soda. I sat on a bench and watched as the s

April 8, 20XX Note: Let the 4th wall breaks begin! If you won't give me the role... "I'll force you myself, author! I bet you even used a name generator in creating my name, give me some screentime, dammit!" In order to force the author into giving me an MC role, I have to blackmail him. Yes! By means of COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT! And all I have to do is say the name of a certain company. "Dithney." Huh? "DITHHHNEY!" My tongue... it won't say the word. How dare you... "DITHHHNEY! DITHHHNEY! DITHHHNEY! DITHHHNEY! DITHHHNEY! DITHHHNEY! Walt Dithney!" That ain't gonna stop me! I looked around and searched my surroundings. I stumbled upon my bag and I found what might possibly be… my key to victory. PAPER! Yes, I have some in my bag! If I'm not gonna get MC, I'm taking down yer story with you! TAKE THAT! I took some paper sheets and place them on top of my desk. I drew a circle, then another circle tangent to the circle to the top left. Now for the top right! IT'S THE END OF YE

"SENPAI! ANY SENPAIS AVAILABLE?" The usual treatment, but this time no one actually comes to go close to me or even look at me. Senpais are much more brutal. Well, I mean I'm taking the role of the kouhai, who are usually assertive. Let's see how this goes. I grabbed the arm of a girl. I tried my best to be assertive. "Senpai, let's go home!" It may have ended up being cheesy and cringey instead, but I can manage. The girl was startled and let go of my grasp. "Um, who are you? And why are you touching me?" she asked. "But...I'm your kouhai, right? Gimme the nice treatment." My face shined brightly. "Eugh!" Her face turns into a hint of disgust, "NICE MY A*S, WHO ARE YOU?" she asked. "NICE CURSING! YOU'RE DEFINITELY MY TYPE! NOW COME HOME WITH ME!" People began to look around us, giving us suspicious glares. "Hey, choose your wording..." she told me. "Man, that would be a nice experience, especially since we're gonna be all alone..." "HEY! WORDING!" I'm cultured enoug

Note: The Slice-of-Life Boys. "Hey Ishimoto, tell us a dark joke," Hara requested. "A refrigerator with food is the same as a cannibal opening an air-conditioned room full of people," Ishimoto answered. "Woah, man! Too dark! Another one, but not too dark," Yoshida requested. "If a cat in a box filled with radiation is Schrödinger's cat, can a human-dog hybrid eating chocolate be considered the same?" Ishimoto answered. "Too smart!" Arata praised. I analyzed their antics. I can be a Slice-of-Life, but that's the lowest of the low. I'll have that as my last resort since right now, I'm in desperate need. Now, what genres and themes do we have? I'll start with what comes up to mind. I started listing out the genres and themes. Adventure. Nope, no chance. Action, that's for shounen, mostly. Comedy, I have a knack for this one, I'll leave this on standby. Romance, pshhh. "I ain't a mob character for no reason, eh?" Sports, as if. Parody... "I'm already mocking certain stereotyp

April 19, 20XX 8:20 AM I'm giving this world three chances, after that... I sighed, "If only I could kill myself though…" However, I chose to ignore this notion and decide to plan. With my tip-top smarts, I could top at any time. And that's why I decided to join... A door opened. "Hello! I'm here to join the researchers of the future club!" I said enthusiastically. Three people stared at him, 2 boys and a girl. "Can you please quiet down, we're doing research here..." the first boy said to me. "Oh, Toshiaki-kun, you need to be more mindful of your kouhais," the second one replied to the first. He took a closer inspection of me. "Huh?" He stared at me. "Wait, aren't you in the same class as we are? What was your name again?" he asked. Ehehehe, they never noticed me, haven't they? "My name is Kibe Takayuki," I introduced myself. "I'm Yuu Kajiwara, I'm the leader here. You can call me Kajiwara-san. That guy over there is Toshiaki Sando-kun," he pointed to the other guy