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All Chapters of Fun Online: Chapter 31 - Chapter 40
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I froze in disbelief. I mean, the regional highest NPC can just breathe and blow off my quest? I specifically blocked the accidental adoption of the strange by this task!Attention! Silent Woodpecker notifies all immortal creatures in the region: Urgently arrive in the starting city and protect *coach Freud*!Intrusion detected!*Recon Pack Invasion* eliminated!Estimated start date of the stage *full flight*: 18 days.Destroying enemy NPCs and immortals will bring special titles and rewards in the end.Abduction or change *coach Freud* will mean the failure of the mission. Each killed NPC in the Woodpecker region will degrade the quality of rewards due to a drop in the mood of the Silent Woodpecker.Silent Woodpecker asks his pet if he will take guardians or totem animals to counter the enemy?I thought for a minute who the system was addressing until I realized that a window appeared on the side:Yes NoThe choice has been made. NPCs will protect civilians, and the immortals will re
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Mob Slaughterer ( Passive, High, Class, Level 1):One? Few. Two? No. Need a crowd of victims! Oh yeah.The more opponents, the higher your performance. Each enemy you kill restores 10% of your health.Class Skill (Anteater Berserker)The description of a high rank was scanty, and I did not find it at all on the forum of the game itself. But one blogger had an Anteater Berserker class. And I was able to see the description of this skill, albeit of a lower rank, when the player boasted of obtaining it.Mob Slaughterer ( Passive, Normal, Class, Level 1):One? Few. Two? No. Need a crowd of victims! Oh yeah.Each enemy you kill restores 2% of your health.Class Skill (Anteater Berserker)The difference is obvious. But it is not clear why I did not receive it earlier? I killed jerboas much more and many times. Of course, there was no such high level as these scouts had. Most likely because of this, yes.I didn't put on a set of poison mice, as the atelier was closed, and my group might not
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Suddenly, the crescent moon on the Night's tail separated from the body and flew away somewhere into the forest. The monster itself, meanwhile, turned into a large water indigo, which after a moment melted and soaked into the ground.I quickly ran for the tail tip. What does this even mean?The crescent was not flying very fast, probably, even in bast shoes I would have kept up with it.Perhaps it was necessary to knock him down with a scythe? But as soon as that thought crossed my mind, I saw the attribute of the night swoop down on the petty boss. And in an instant, a small Night Saber-Toothed Jerboa appeared in front of me.Without thinking twice, I just slashed him in the tail.You killed *Sabertooth Jerboa "Night" (?? level)*Experience gained: 6400.Skill acquired.Skill acquired.Skill acquired.Well, from experience, he's roughly equal to the Sunny I killed earlier.And the corpse at the base of the boss did not change, but in fact I got less resources than I should have.But
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The first thing you want after a long sitting in a comfortable chair is a toilet.Let there be special options for a daily stay in a booth, but insert all these wonderful tubes for food, water and the reverse process? Fu, definitely not. You can switch off and do it all yourself, in the traditional way.So I put on my headphones, turned on relaxing music and went about my daily business. But when I went to wash my hands, I did not understand one thing:“Today I didn’t put on the laundry, why is the bath closed and the light seems to be on,” with these words I opened the door and stared at the washer.Flashing. The shower curtain is closed, but I usually keep it that way.And sheds moisture.What nonsense?I pulled off my headphones. Silence.He walked over and pulled back the curtain.- AND? - Olga Olegovna Korolek looked at me in wireless headphones in surprise, looking up from her smartphone. She was lying in the middle of the bath, under a thick layer of foam and shampoo bottles fl
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I entered the forest in a new place. The priest's palisade was already quite dense in places, and it took a long time to find the gate. They even had a sign on them.“Open for 9 more days. Further exit outside the city only with the permission of the head"Clearly. After this campaign, you need to crawl to Buroglavy. It appears to be an unofficial quest for hunters.Well, but the palisade is clearly not so easy to overcome. In fact, its thickness is ten meters.I appreciated the massiveness of the fence and went into the forest.Then I put the scythe in my inventory and just picked mushrooms, while small jerboas fell into a stupor in front of me from fear of boots.I even cut mushrooms with a cheap table knife, which I sharpened with a bar that I got in a household store.There were a lot of mushrooms in the new place.Unlike past points, where, to my great regret, especially valuable specimens have ceased to grow, here so far there has been expanse.However, as far as I understand, t
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Once I got the magic reconstruction skill, it became easier and cheaper to repair items.Eight hours was enough to repair the scythe of the three elements, the Sun Boots, and the Lilac Dawn Suit. The problem was that the repair on the shoes did not work twice, but the third attempt was successful.The game was getting dark, but I decided to take a break and logged out of the network.Although the OKC announced that they planned to feed me once a day, I did not use this opportunity. More precisely, he didn’t even cross paths with the girl after her foamy demonstration of her virtues.I doubt that she was deliberately hiding from me, but I tried not to go out while she was offline in my friends list.I was almost not afraid of her, honestly, but I was afraid of my good memory and the body's reaction to the girl. Which may not be the best factor in communicating with the teacher. Yes, and with any person in general. When I got out of the virtual reality booth, I found a surprise: a gray
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My battle against a group of five elemental and two Suns was long and dreary.My spiral approach tactic against one aquatic was not the best solution, so I quickly had to abandon it here too.As a result, the tactic of approaching along a broken line worked.I hit the first one I hit. The pseudo-hedgehog suffered, which seems to have run out of shells, and he just sat near the Suns.(-202)*shu-dara-raz*After just one of my attacks, the Suns woke up. But for some reason, only one used the skill, and the other monsters did not use their powers.I switched to playing by terrain map.Only one red dot approached me.I brushed it off, but each time I saw the result among the light show:(miss!)(miss!)(miss!)Then followed a strange hiss somewhere nearby:- Shii-ya-aaaa!And at that very moment.*Shut up**sheru-shshsh-shas**Shut up*A shell pierced his hand painfully.And I saw it! It was possible to dodge the second thorn and the water stream.The test went well.- Potion! Fugu!*shu-
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Sunbathing NPC nudists.What I did not expect was this pastime from them.Well, I'm wearing a Plague Woodpecker mask, so I was absolutely fine with it.“Hi, what are you doing here?” I asked as I approached my digital wives.“Gone,” said Dolly.“Kicked out,” Soli sighed.“They kicked me in the ass,” Tora laughed.“It’s all Olya’s fault,” concluded Tulepo, who, it seems, does not make sense to sunbathe with her absolutely black skin.Stop, what happened. Let someone else answer, I asked. Meanwhile, two copies of Aistova stood up and approached me.When is our wedding night? I do not insist, but there is nothing to do, - said D. Soli, looking into my eyes.- It doesn't interest me at all. Give me the materials, since you won’t take them into the forest, ”Dolly said and held out her two hands in my direction. Better than money.“Crazy tanner’s daughters,” Tora said. “They're bored, so they don't mind working with the loot. But I do not want. It will suit me to bask in the sun, especially
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Almost immediately, a girl appeared behind me.“Something you are long,” Olya came up.“Think he killed those three!” Okay players, but the wolf! – as something too enthusiastically said brunette. “Maybe he really is Shi…”- No. Can not. We've already talked about this, - then the blond avatar of my pursuer turned to me. How did you kill them? Were they too badly hurt? Is it really that deadly?“Yes, you saw it yourself,” I replied."Then who killed you?"- No idea.“Thief of the Three Little Pigs,” Fiona replied.- Naf-naf? I asked the obvious. There were no messages in the mail. But I quickly typed in a clarification for Dubblin.The answer came about five minutes later, while I watched a few blue dots wander around the fence.“It seems that he has the skill to leave a copy of himself or send one into battle, since he did not disappear from the group that remained far away, that is, with us. But he said that it was impossible to go through the forest, and *censorship* named Mishka D
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I approached Trainer Freud and asked a logical question:– What we are waiting for is somehow beneficial to us? I asked.We will attack. But it's still dangerous. The wolf night that they sent to the city is the final thing. Their time is melting, and the Silent Woodpecker is getting closer to breaking through to us. - He said and turned his head to me very sharply. We are a peaceful nation. But no one is stopping you from continuing what you are doing. Next time I'll test the skill on you, don't be surprised. Don't be surprised by a lot. I think it's time to test how strong they are.- Eh? Well, okay, - I stepped aside and began to choose a new direction for my campaign.Meanwhile, the capture target spoke quietly:Sonya, get ready. Wild woodpecker, prepare a mass defense, as soon as our hunter dies, we will immediately begin.It's so cute that my death is a flag for NPC actions.Although, judging by the notifications that popped up in front of me, I already decently picked up skills
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