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Sunbathing NPC nudists.What I did not expect was this pastime from them.Well, I'm wearing a Plague Woodpecker mask, so I was absolutely fine with it.“Hi, what are you doing here?” I asked as I approached my digital wives.“Gone,” said Dolly.“Kicked out,” Soli sighed.“They kicked me in the ass,” Tora laughed.“It’s all Olya’s fault,” concluded Tulepo, who, it seems, does not make sense to sunbathe with her absolutely black skin.Stop, what happened. Let someone else answer, I asked. Meanwhile, two copies of Aistova stood up and approached me.When is our wedding night? I do not insist, but there is nothing to do, - said D. Soli, looking into my eyes.- It doesn't interest me at all. Give me the materials, since you won’t take them into the forest, ”Dolly said and held out her two hands in my direction. Better than money.“Crazy tanner’s daughters,” Tora said. “They're bored, so they don't mind working with the loot. But I do not want. It will suit me to bask in the sun, especially
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Almost immediately, a girl appeared behind me.“Something you are long,” Olya came up.“Think he killed those three!” Okay players, but the wolf! – as something too enthusiastically said brunette. “Maybe he really is Shi…”- No. Can not. We've already talked about this, - then the blond avatar of my pursuer turned to me. How did you kill them? Were they too badly hurt? Is it really that deadly?“Yes, you saw it yourself,” I replied."Then who killed you?"- No idea.“Thief of the Three Little Pigs,” Fiona replied.- Naf-naf? I asked the obvious. There were no messages in the mail. But I quickly typed in a clarification for Dubblin.The answer came about five minutes later, while I watched a few blue dots wander around the fence.“It seems that he has the skill to leave a copy of himself or send one into battle, since he did not disappear from the group that remained far away, that is, with us. But he said that it was impossible to go through the forest, and *censorship* named Mishka D
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I approached Trainer Freud and asked a logical question:– What we are waiting for is somehow beneficial to us? I asked.We will attack. But it's still dangerous. The wolf night that they sent to the city is the final thing. Their time is melting, and the Silent Woodpecker is getting closer to breaking through to us. - He said and turned his head to me very sharply. We are a peaceful nation. But no one is stopping you from continuing what you are doing. Next time I'll test the skill on you, don't be surprised. Don't be surprised by a lot. I think it's time to test how strong they are.- Eh? Well, okay, - I stepped aside and began to choose a new direction for my campaign.Meanwhile, the capture target spoke quietly:Sonya, get ready. Wild woodpecker, prepare a mass defense, as soon as our hunter dies, we will immediately begin.It's so cute that my death is a flag for NPC actions.Although, judging by the notifications that popped up in front of me, I already decently picked up skills
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Passing by the shoe store, I noticed that Tulepo came out of there, saw me and quickly rushed back into the room.- What the? - I muttered and looked at the map of the area, then noticed that I turned off the group on it. All four marks are here.I decided to look at why the black woodpecker was so scared when he saw me.Gently opening the door, I peered inside. At the same second, a table was overturned, and four digital wives and Olya stood in a row, diligently blocking the view.Suspicious.I examined them.- Are you OK?“Yes,” Soli and Tora answered in unison."We're fine without you, get out of here," said Dolly.Tulepo nodded like a dummy.Are you asking me too? - asked my neighbor in real life.- If you want, you can answer. We have a free country, - I said thoughtfully, living through the skill of a swift jump.- I don't have much. I got a class, but it's not quite the one that I would like.- And which one?- Winged archer.What are you, Cupid? I didn't understand.- Are you
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Death Blast BraceletDeals damage when the wearer dies.Durability: 1/1Price: 2000 copperBlack necklace of power:Strength: +20Durability: 100/100Price: 19000 copperWhite necklace of power:Strength: +20Durability: 100/100Price: 19000 copperRed Ring of Mana:MP: +400Durability: 100/100Price: 28000 copperCannibal CollarCharisma: x0.1Strength: +100Speed: +10Life Steal: +5Health regeneration: x10Durability: 100/100Price: 155000 copperRing of the Six-fingered HealerRestores 1% of maximum health every five seconds (at least 1 HP)Durability: 50/50Price: 1000 copperBloodsucker's Platinum WreathLifesteal +20Durability: 50/50Price: 19 goldVampire Lord's Nostril RingHealth Steal: +20Mana Steal: +10Stamina Steal: +10Charisma: x0.2Durability: 100/100Price: 168600 copperSimple woodpecker ring:Chance to re-attack: +3%Durability: 50/50Price: 1000 copperSmall woodpecker ring:Chance to re-attack: +5%Durability: 70/70Price: 3000 copperRed small woodpecker ring:
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I woke up in the evening.Over the past day, I discovered a decent amount of information and great pleasure from interacting with the female sex.I quickly took inventory of what happened yesterday: going to the cinema with Aistova under the supervision of Olga Olegovna, then she poured something that turned me on and for a short time her too, then she tried to achieve her goal, but the physiology presented some problems, and then she told me a few secrets about women who are in love with me.In order to get more information, I had to enter into an agreement with her that I would sleep with the NPS.And I blindly fulfilled this after the abolition of censorship at the priest for gold. Looks like OOC really mixed in something stupefying.Of course, I liked it, but follow the lead of the criminal? This can eventually lead to a bad development of the situation in the future.However, I understood something. The kinglet firmly settled down as the fourth type in my brain.Only this whim mu
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I did not even read the last update, as I was busy pumping clients. And then I got distracted and completely forgot about the very fact of receiving an extra prayer stone.And in the meantime, it turned out that this concerns me.Update 1.0.1.1.19.11.25 contains:The administration decided to publish the top 1000 players not only by level, but also by other indicators..........Nicknames of players who do not wish to be publicized for the Hall of Fame will be hidden.Stay tuned for news related to the Hall of Fame!- I read it, so what? - I asked Fiona, who rushed along with Olya, who pretended to be a silent rag, but for sure it was she who disturbed the brunette's nerves.“I am sure that you are in several ratings,” the girl said confidently.- What? There must be King and his kind everywhere.“From those that I know, you are the only one who can be ranked 93rd in killing monsters on the second level. Since the same anonymous player is in 732nd place online and 83rd in terms of t
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Sleeping on the kitchen sofa was very uncomfortable. But due to lack of sleep, they still managed to go to the world of Morpheus.I got up early in the morning, partly due to the call of nature, partly due to remorse and the thought that the mattress from my bed took a long time to dry. Still, autumn is in the yard, and it has been very rainy in recent days.I took a flashlight from a shelf in the hallway and began to make my way to my own room.To my surprise, I caught the conversation:“Unless you have plans to take him. That's okay. Just promise.- I give you my word. Only children."Why don't you just want a clone?" Your mother is not the best example, but modern technology can give the right gene for a child to be tall. If you want, I'll give you my blood. I'm out there!- No, in short. I want to try everything in my life. Love, pregnancy, childbirth and motherhood. But to become the wife of this moron? I don't want to take away your right.“If that idiot hadn’t tied us up, we wo
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Olga Olegovna followed the long underground corridor in pursuit of her mother.Anna Korolek confidently walked through the space with the same type of inscriptions on the doors: H1, H2 ... H132, H133 ...- Mom, is there a shorter way? Vika was left alone there, - after twenty minutes the youngest of the two white-haired ones could not stand it and clarified with her parent.- You yourself wanted to meet Polina.- Not to "meet", but to ask one question. I would have had enough of a phone conversation or even a dialogue of two chat messages: my question and her answer.- So you ask here. Polya is not leaving this place now. Or are you afraid of your sister again?- What do you mean again? I have always been afraid of her and will be afraid of her. She is a monster...“Stop talking about my daughter and your sister!- ... a revived virus, a delusional neural network, a sociopathic overmind ...Anna Korolek suddenly stopped, went up to her daughter, who was mumbling insults, and gave a sl
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Battlefield Summary:Players: 1Survivors: 1 of 1Monsters: 1439Surviving monsters: 0Calculating the reward sequence will take 09:23You can leave your current locationIt's good that there is a delay. I left dangerous territory at top speed, periodically renewing silent feathers.But it was not part of my plans to immediately calculate the profit. I manually dragged three bodies of shaman bosses, threw them into the vault, dumped almost all the loot there, after which I waited for the notifications, which merged into a nasty squeak, and, without reading them, rushed back.We need to see the lair of that demigod Frost! Urgently!When I returned, various trifles were already joyfully jumping around, but there were no specimens larger than advanced ones.I began to inspect the shelter, which began to melt without its owner. I went further, there was a huge hole going underground.In this place there were frozen figures of animals, people and saber-toothed. I dumped everything in bags
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I made an order to the alchemist for new scrolls, but there was enough in stock for a one-time hunt. After some thought, I decided not to save money, but to take everything with me. Including what he saved during the wolf raid: jewelry.Now we have to do our best. Hunting against the same monsters is pretty boring. And the Fenris, who in theory should be a little close to the overlords, were no longer so strong for me.True, wolves were less powerful monsters than saber-toothed jerboas, which was evident when comparing elemental and advanced individuals against the background of scouts from a wolf pack.Now I'm heading towards the forest.Suddenly, I received an achievement notification.Achievement: Ultimate First Godflight SlaughtererYou destroyed such a large number of representatives of the god pack that the gods argued for a long time: did you reach the truth in this matter or not? Answer: no.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of
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Let's move on to titles.Achievement: Ultimate First Region Legend!You were the first of the players to be able to inscribe yourself in the folklore and religious legends of your region, and also become a horror story for enemies!You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Outrageous First Legend of the Region!You have become known in distant lands.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Ultimate Heretic Slayer!Bear God: Wa-ha-ha! Do not stop!You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Ultimate Immortal Inquisitor!You have carried out the divine judgment.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add
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I did not speak to the sophist.He just silently summoned a skill that seemed to be created against him.- Hollow pain!(-4823)The enemy's armor was shattered!It would seem that the scroll class should not have armor, but this person was walking the path of a melee fighter with scroll bonuses.After taking damage, a cylindrical shield formed around him, resembling rolled paper.I started running around and using the fire projectile skill.(-553)(-656)(-509)(-677)"So you have magic?" What is your class? Elvis said and grinned. Then he added. – But now you will go to the temple, and your account will stop or even reset to zero. Scroll of Instant Death!Some large leather bundle flew at me, which unfolded in flight and turned into a black mouth.That's just health just sank by a hundred points.- Mm? - the enemy looked at me in surprise when he saw that I was undressing. - What are you going to do?- Scroll of Inferno! Scroll of Inferno! - for two artifacts, I killed the scroller w
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I quickly dealt with the last swordsman and the thief who appeared.It is a pity that the first one did not turn out to be a talker, but simply distracted me. Very successful, if not for the skill of forming shields from the aura.I quickly collected what fell out of this pile as a result of the action of the Redhead Slaughter skill, and went towards the storage.Right now, there was no overwhelming influence of the Wolf God over the city, so I was counting on being able to enter the building.But from time to time I had to engage in duels with mediocre opponents. Scout wolves, parodies of those who previously participated in the raid, but not a single acquaintance from the past urgent assignment.It was strange. But not too bad for me.As it turned out, I could see how many players died from my scythe and scrolls.Current Adventures:Execution of Monarch Monster ----- Path to Vengeance for Stalin Wolf Raid (Enemy Players Killed: 102) Party GatheringGiven the fact that a lot of playe
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After finishing with the benches, I left the game for the first time in a long time.I set up automatic sending of vital signs messages to my father, and also sent small reports to him via mail on the game server.I went to the mirror and examined myself.Yes, the fact that the luxury cabin uses the same system that cares for bedridden patients is a plus.In addition, I set it up so that it was not just an analogue of normal life, but a training load.I got a little stronger.“Now it’s clear how Dubblin is getting bigger and bigger,” I said.After that, I slowly did my exercises and took a shower. Some lethargy in the body was still present.Although the main reason to crawl out was that the day was a signal that "replacement will soon be required ...".The replacement of which was not specified, it was so clear.I called maintenance, who replaced the toilet tanks and took them for disposal. After that, I checked the presence of food, there was still decently left. But water had to be
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I continued to help the priest make a bunch of pews while learning how to change my skills.There were three new ones in total, if we exclude the one that returned:Insignificant villain ( passive, special, level 10):You attack the enemy's weak points. Even if it's not fair, you're going to win. Sparing neither women nor the sick.reputation (-10)Chance to hit a vital point (+32%)Ha, for my activities in the Forbidden Temple, my skill was returned to me. Interesting why? Because I didn't put the phantoms to rest?Should this skill be considered new? Unclear.Berry Adept (Passive, Special, Production, Level 1):A skill that has not become a trade or profession. But by collecting three more other species, you can master the *collector*.Now you know everything about berries from F -rarity to S -rarity.Herbalist (Passive, Special, Industrial, Level 1):A skill that has not become a trade or profession. But by collecting three more other species, you can master the *collector*.Now yo
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To summon Dolly, at times it was enough just to get a bag of coins outside the craftsmen's building or storage. This greedy NPC materialized near me almost instantly, even if before that she was on the other side of the town.So I was not surprised that as soon as I got a fat wallet in the temple, a voice immediately sounded near me:“Young man, I see that you still decided to come for guidance.“Yes, mister priest, I need magic-type skills,” I answered, looking up at the NPC that appeared.– Choose: money or very, very difficult tasks in the forbidden temple for at least three months?“You haven’t suggested a skill yet.- I won't offer. I will reward. I may be a clergyman, but as a magician I am much higher than you can imagine. But that's why I prefer money.- Can I have both a task and a paid skill? I decided to clarify.- Need. Money and money. And then somehow you go with your wives at your leisure and complete the task.Does that mean I don't have a choice?– For the glory of th
