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The Legendary Hairfall System
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Jake’s blind date turns out to be a 250-pound walking machine, Delma Hamilton, who’s also the CEO of a weapon manufacturing company worth in trillions! And she falls in love with Jake at first sight! When Jake's family members arrange his wedding with Delma, he runs away. But Delma doesn't give up on him and advertises his missing posters everywhere! How will Jake survive the loving disaster of a woman who wants him at all cost? Witness Jake’s supremely humorous yet hard-hitting journey yourself!
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CHAPTER 01
In a park, a five-year-old girl was licking on a lollipop while walking with her young aunt.A lone strand of hair came drifting through the air and fell on her face.“Aunt, look. This hair is longer than yours.”“My hair isn’t growing as much because you always give me so much trouble!” the aunt, a pretty brunette, replied, pulling the little girl’s cheek.“Oh, so, the reason grandpa lost all his hair is because you troubled him so much?” the little girl innocently said, startling the aunt.The little girl’s focus soon shifted to the handsome young man sitting by the bench in the park. “Aunt, Aunt, look. Isn’t that the uncle from the missing poster?”The aunt immediately looked and didn’t take long to recognize that perfectly symmetric face from the poster with that vintage curtains hairstyle. When he flipped one side of his reddish golden hair, exposing the orange and yellow hues, the young aunt’s heart fluttered.“A-Aye, it really is him! H-He’s so hot!” She clutched her cheeks mom
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The Legendary Hairfall System CHAPTER 11
[Earn money for your first date in five minutes!]The system’s voice rang in his mind.“Five minutes?” Jake was very surprised to hear this message. “Are you joking?”[Failure in doing so will cause you to lose your pubic hair permanently!]Jake was stunned so he felt pain in his pelvis region. At first he was shocked, but then he thought, “Wait, isn’t losing pubic hair a good thing?”[Do chickens look beautiful when they have feathers or when they don’t?]The system asked him a simple question.Jake slowly but surely frowned. “I see. A feathered chicken and a hairy man are one and the same.”A few seconds passed.“But how the heck am I supposed to earn the money in five minutes? Do you want me to beg on the street or what?” Jake yelled at the system in his mind. “When you give me such a mission, you should give me some hints, too. Help me a little, or I don’t require you at all!”Jake’s reverse threatening tactic worked.[Use me.]The system replied with two simple words.“Use you?” J
Last Updated : 2025-03-03The Legendary Hairfall System CHAPTER 10
“Hi, Delma,” Melvyn, the handsome blonde man, gave her the bouquet of variegated flowers. “You look extra bright today.”“What are the flowers for?” Delma asked, her voice slightly cold and disinterested.“I heard that you caught the man you were looking for,” Melvy let out a reserved smile. “So I’m here to congratulate you. Can I see him?”“You will see him when the time is right,” Delma replied, keeping eye-contact with him without blinking.Melvyn forced out a smile. He looked at the treadmill. “I told you plenty of times to fast and slim down, but you never listened. Now, you’re trying to get thin. What changed? Is the new guy making you do this?”“You’re handsome, Melvyn. You’re a one in a million. There’s no doubt about that,” Delma openly said as she always had. “But you’re my cousin. We grew up together. I just… don’t have any romantic feelings toward you.”“But I have feelings for you,” he stated, with his hands in his pockets.Delma rolled her eyes. “Why don’t you tell a mor
Last Updated : 2025-02-17The Legendary Hairfall System CHAPTER 09
“Was removing my shirt not enough?” Jake began to remove the button on his jeans.“W-Wait!” Anne quickly said. “I don’t like doing it with a man whom I don’t even know much about, so why don’t we take it slow?”“How slow?” Jake asked.“Let’s give each other a few days,” Anne said, her face flushed a bit. “We’ll go out on dates and get to know each other. Then we will build attraction toward each other more naturally.”“Ah,” Jake nodded. “I like the idea.”Anne then picked his shirt off the floor and tossed it back to him.Jake put the shirt back on. “Shall we go out on a date now? Our first date?”Anne forced out a smile. “Why are you in such a hurry?”“I’m not in a hurry,” Jake replied, but his body language told otherwise.Just then, the door was knocked.“H-Hide!” Anne told him in a low voice. “Hide under the bed.”“There’s no need to hide,” Jake got up and opened the door, shocking not just Anne but also her niece who opened the door.The little girl Layla saw Jake and quickly ran
Last Updated : 2025-02-17The Legendary Hairfall System CHAPTER 08
Anne closed her eyes and did not resist.Let this man kiss her if that was what he wanted, she thought.However, Jake did not give her what she wanted. Instead, he lay down on the bed next to her.“I’ve run a lot to get here. My legs are hurting, so massage them,” Jake told her.“Huh?” She looked a bit bewildered. “You want me to do what?”“You heard me.”Anne frowned. “I never massaged anybody.”“Then you can start from today,” Jake said.She reluctantly touched his legs and began to press the shin bone.“You think I’m made of cotton?” Jake snorted. “Put more strength into your hands.”“Ugh,” she pressed his legs with more strength. “Is this enough?”“Ahh…” Jake made a pleased noise, which startled her. “That’s more like it. You are doing a better job than I thought. Keep going.”For the next five minutes or so, Anne pressed his legs.“You can stop now,” Jake said coldly.She was happy to stop. She went to the washroom and then washed her hands.As she came out of the washroom, Jake
Last Updated : 2025-02-17The Legendary Hairfall System CHAPTER 07
It didn’t take long for Elmond to realize who the culprit was.There were some cameras that were dismantled, which was something the shedding system was capable of doing.But what sealed the deal was the three dogs which lost all their hair.On top of that, Jake was missing.This led Elmond to come to the conclusion that Jake wasn’t kidnapped, but Jake was the one who actually ran away last night.“If you had let me chip him when we caught him,” Elmond was coldly talking with Delma, “then we would have known where he is right now.”“He’s not a dog, Grandpa.”“But he left you, didn’t he?”Delma visibly frowned. “I’m sorry. I didn’t think he’d run away again. He must really hate me,” she looked depressed and hurt.Elmond’s heart ached. “He has the shedding system now. It won’t be easy to capture him, but don’t worry. I promise you, I will catch that little shit and bring him to you.”He put his hand on her head and gently rubbed it.“You just focus on slimming down, my little princess,”
Last Updated : 2025-02-17The Legendary Hairfall System CHAPTER 06
The Shedding system forced Jake to have a whole new perspective over the world and over everything and everyone around him.Firstly, he believed that his parents Brett and Felicia did not care about him as much as they cared about themselves. It was the bitter cold hard truth, which was extremely difficult for him to swallow.His sister Prisha argued for a living. She would always argue with him over everything. She would try to use everybody around her for her own gains. That’s how she tried to prove her superiority, though she wasn’t cunning or evil.His brother Davis lived more in fantasies than in reality. Looking for riches, for Juliet, and for everything he believed was perfect. He was more of a crackhead that was too strange to be called just eccentric. The only thing that was simple about him was his thirst for fun. Jake’s recent struggle provided him fun.This was Jake’s family.They were all hardworking, but they clearly did not make Jake happy, much less proud anymore, not
Last Updated : 2025-02-17The Legendary Hairfall System CHAPTER 05
Eventually, Jake collapsed down to his knees before the mirror, with tears in his eyes and many of his hairs in his hands, many more at his feet.Just because of losing his hair, he looked a few years older and lost his cool looks by many degrees.It was so disheartening it would be impossible to measure it with any units of measurement.Elmond came over and patted Jake’s shoulder as if to comfort him. “It’s going to be okay. You can still wear a wig.”Jake gritted his teeth. “You knew I’d lose my hair, and yet you didn’t tell me. Why?”“Don’t cry over spilled milk, my love,” Delma got off the bed with some effort. “You were born with such handsome looks. The world you’ve seen so far must have been pretty simple, but you’ll start viewing the world with a different perspective from now on.“The women who loved your looks before will now treat you like a joke because you lost your hair. However, there are always exceptions to every case. And I’m one of those exceptions. Whether you have
Last Updated : 2025-02-17The Legendary Hairfall System CHAPTER 04
“I’m not nobody,” Jake pointed his thumb at himself. “I’m Jake Goodheart. I survived many blind dates, but your granddaughter was still a shocker. I’m going to survive her, too!”Elmond just stood baffled and unmoving like a tree.For many years, he had tried to be chosen by the Shedding System. He was able to make every other system in the chamber to choose him at least once, but this Shedding System was the only system which didn’t choose him.So, he even called it the Supreme Shedding system, hoping that his praises would work.But that didn’t help, either.The same was the case for Delma.The Shedding System didn’t choose her, either. There was a time when Delma tried to swallow the bark as it was a small object. However, the bark’s taste turned so bad she ended up vomiting it out.No matter what methods they used, the Shedding System didn’t respond to them. They even tried coaxing with other systems, but that failed, too.But now, some random guy who didn’t seem special at all, w
Last Updated : 2025-02-17The Legendary Hairfall System CHAPTER 03
In the afternoon.Everyone was sitting at the grand dining table. There were many maids serving the food.Jake, however, didn’t touch the food.Delma glanced at her grandfather.“Ahem, your bank cards are now working,” Elmond said. “They won’t get frozen again.”“Huh, so I should get all happy now and eat?” Jake harrumphed.“Jake, I apologize in my grandpa’s stead,” Delma frankly said while looking at him.After her open apology, Jake’s anger melted and his hunger dominated his other feelings. He started eating all the dishes served on his plate to quench the hunger of four days.“Isn’t Delma so wonderful?” Jake’s mother, Felicia, whispered in his ear.“Mom,” Jake whispered back. “Even the maids look fit. But look at Delma. She has three chins. How can I marry her? Her health must be a mess. I don’t think she’s even capable of getting pregnant. If she’s like this, imagine how she’ll be five years down the line. She will make me pass out with her fart alone.”Felicia was just forcing h
Last Updated : 2025-02-17
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