All Chapters of The Church, the Mage, and the Snarky AI: Chapter 21
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Chapter 21: The Mage's Training Method
"…Are you just going to keep patting yourself on the back, or do you plan on actually letting me in on this grand epiphany of yours?"After a beat of silence, the AI chimed in, its mechanical voice tinged with a hint of exasperation."Thanks, but I'm good. I can bask in my own genius just fine," Benjamin quipped back, seizing the chance to give the AI a taste of its own medicine."…"If the AI had a face, it would've been twisted in a mask of impotent fury.Not that Benjamin was trying to be deliberately antagonistic. It was just that the training method he'd devised was still in its infancy, and he didn't want to risk the AI's mockery if it turned out to be a dud. Plus, he'd frankly had his fill of the AI's antics for one day. A little turnabout was fair play, and might even help keep their dynamic on a more even keel going forward.Semantics aside, his little experiment had already given him a much more systematic understanding of magic.Water elements were the bedrock of his spellc
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Chapter 22: A Demon's Letter
Conjuring up a bigger Water Ball might not have seemed like a groundbreaking achievement on the surface. It couldn't be used to strike down foes, shield himself from danger, or lift the curse Michelle had saddled him with.But the implications behind that unassuming orb dwarfed the spell itself.It had illuminated a path for Benjamin, a road that could lead to true arcane might.Though he still didn't know how to learn new incantations or sense other elemental types, in this moment, he could feel the first stirrings of confidence in his magical aptitude, a fragile certainty taking root in his heart.When it came to the mystic arts, he was no longer fumbling blind!"What's the big deal? So you figured out how to feed elements to a magic rune to make it grow. Hardly brain surgery," the AI chimed in, as doggedly determined as ever to rain on Benjamin's parade."Y'know, you're really asking for a smack lately," Benjamin shot back, his patience wearing thin."My bad, oh wise and mighty one
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Chapter 23: A Pawn's Choice
"Young master, it seems the kitchen's run out of food. Only these two loaves of bread left!"Just as Benjamin was sitting on the bed, clutching the letter and lost in thought, Jeremy returned from the kitchen. Before he even entered the room, Benjamin heard him call out.Benjamin's heart leaped into his throat. To avoid anyone noticing anything amiss, he hastily stuffed the letter and envelope back under the pillow, erasing all traces of abnormality. Turning around, he watched as Jeremy walked in.Jeremy stood in the doorway, bread in hand, looking at Benjamin. Benjamin looked back at him, standing in the doorway. For a moment, neither of them spoke."Young master, is something the matter?" Jeremy asked, a puzzled frown on his face as he seemed to sense the odd atmosphere."It's nothing, just give me the bread. This is enough for now. It'd be hard to scrounge up anything else at this hour anyway, right?" Benjamin quickly replied, steering the conve
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Chapter 24: The Reverse of the Letter
The grand cathedral at night was a different beast entirely, devoid of the ceaseless tide of worshippers that flooded its halls by day. The occasional priest or knight hurrying through the corridors only served to amplify the oppressive tranquility and solemnity of the place.Benjamin sat in the same confessional booth as before, Michelle's letter clutched in his hand, awaiting the Archbishop's arrival.The Church's daily affairs must not have been too pressing, for the Archbishop arrived at the other side of the partition in short order. Of course, it was also possible that the Church simply placed great importance on Benjamin - or rather, on Michelle - and thus responded with such alacrity."Lord Lither, the dead of night is hardly the proper time for confession," the Archbishop intoned, his voice measured and unhurried behind the thin veil. There was no real reproach in his tone, merely a subtle hint for Benjamin to speak his piece without wasting time.Benjamin took the cue, immed
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Chapter 25: The War Begins
Though the hour was late and the curfew in effect, Benjamin made it back to the Lither estate without incident, safely ensconced by his knightly escort.Slipping past the watchful eyes of the night servants, he stole back to his bedchamber, his movements undetected. Once the door was securely bolted, he collapsed onto the bed, fishing out the crucifix and admiring it with unabashed delight.The pendant was a dainty thing, wrought of silver and exquisitely crafted. As Benjamin pressed it to his brow, he could feel the faintest whisper of sanctified energy radiating from within, pure and incorruptible.So this was the power of holy magic.Compared to the arcane arts, the common folk of the Horian Kingdom were far more familiar with the divine workings of the Church. Every town had its chapel, every parish its priest, and scarcely a soul hadn't born witness to some miracle or another.According to Church doctrine, holy magic was a gift from the Almighty, a sacred bulwark against the depr
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Chapter 26: War Games
Thoroughly befuddled, Benjamin followed Grantt into the castle. As they went, the terminally work-shy AI finally deigned to pipe up and shed some light on the situation."Seven or eight years back, tensions were running high on this continent. There was another nation that rivaled the Horian Kingdom, and war seemed all but inevitable. As such, you young aristocrats were put through some fairly rigorous combat training. But as luck would have it, that rival nation soon collapsed into civil strife, the looming conflict never materialized, and your martial education was cut short."The AI paused for a beat, then continued:"But you restless little scamps, you'd absorbed all this military lore and were chomping at the bit to put it to the test. When the real deal failed to deliver, you got it in your heads that your battlefield talents were being wasted. And so, at someone's bright idea, this little tradition was born. A gaggle of young lords gathering at this old castle for a spot of sim
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Chapter 27: Drop Your Weapon!
They arrived at the entrance to the final room.As Grantt pushed open the last door, he remained fully focused, proceeding with utmost caution, like a special agent executing a high-stakes raid. At the instant of entry, he even performed a deft combat roll to the right, braced for any potential ambush.Erring on the side of prudence, Benjamin hung back a step, maintaining a safe distance.And yet, as the door swung wide… nothing. No attack came.Perplexed, Benjamin advanced a few paces, peering into the room from the threshold. There, he spied Dick Fur standing shoulder to shoulder with a hulking young man. The moment Benjamin's gaze found them, they turned as one to face him.Judging by their stony mien, they'd been awaiting this confrontation.The air fairly crackled with menace.A chill rippled down Benjamin's spine. The urge to simply turn tail and beat a hasty retreat was nigh overpowering.He knew, with grim certai
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Chapter 28: Shots Fired
That's right, a gun.The weapon's profile didn't quite match the sleek, modern firearms Benjamin was used to seeing in police procedurals and action flicks. Rather, it called to mind the old-timey six-shooters favored by gunslingers in Westerns. The metal of the barrel was rough and unadorned, the craftsmanship crude, yet it still exuded the singular menace of a lethal weapon - an aura of impending death.Ever since crash-landing in this madcap realm, Benjamin had simply assumed that guns were off the table. The AI's exhaustive lore dumps had never once name-dropped firearms as a going concern. He'd just figured that in a world where divine miracles and arcane magic ran rampant, the tech tree had never bothered unlocking the "ballistic weaponry" skill.So much for that theory.And now, at this very instant, he found himself staring down the business end of a pistol, the finger on the trigger belonging to a hormone-addled adolescent who'd let his emotions
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Chapter 29: An Old Friend Revisited
Benjamin had another dream.This time, mercifully, his boss was nowhere to be found. Instead, he found himself submerged in a vast expanse of deep blue seawater, a school of merfolk circling him in an eerie dance. And these merfolk… they wore the faces of everyone he'd met since stumbling into this madcap world.Their expressions were alien, chilling. Unsettling, really.But soon enough, the circling merfolk began to morph, one by one, into glowing blue glyphs. They whirled around him in dizzying patterns as the endless ocean vanished in a blink, replaced by a yawning void of purest black.Benjamin strained to make out the strange symbols, but for some maddening reason, they remained stubbornly illegible.A faint buzzing began to fill his ears.Blinking at his surreal surroundings, a sudden realization struck him like a thunderbolt - wasn't this the very dreamscape he'd crafted to house his inner world? The memory of his first foray into this mental sanctuary came rushing back, the od
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Chapter 30: Magic and Miracles
"When this book has outlived its usefulness to you, please pass it on to someone in need. The truth deserves to be preserved."This was the first line that greeted Benjamin as he cracked open the front cover.Sure enough, as he read on, the pages that followed contained the mages' version of the origins of magic and miracles - a different spin on the tale of Cain and Abel.In this story, there were no demons, only the God of Magic and the God of Light, who bestowed upon the two brothers the powers of sorcery and divine blessings, respectively. The true villains of this fable were the harsh, unforgiving wilderness and the fearsome magical beasts that roamed it. Cain and Abel worked hand in hand to tame the untamed land, leading humanity to establish a home they could call their own.As with all stories, the good times couldn't last. The brothers found themselves at odds over the matter of ritual offerings. The God of Magic favored tributes of grains and ve
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