It was a quiet night. The sounds had fallen still all across the city, the only things that could be heard were the sounds of crickets echoing throughout the night! Xing Wenghu stood on the roof of his parent's house, gazing into the night sky, replaying his final memories from his previous life and the cycle of reincarnation. This moment was his very first in a brand new life. Xing Wenghu had found himself granted a powerful lucky chance, fate would have it's way and allow him to reincarnate in a new body with all of his memories intact! He was reborn, and now had a chance to start fresh, no longer bound by the fate of his previous self. It was a luxury few cultivators ever had the chance to earn. One that was so fantasized about, many would write novels about cultivators getting a magical second chance! But he was the main character, the one who was destined to rise above them all. In his own words, someone who could surpass Heaven and Earth as easy as breathing and shitting. "This body is fragile. But I can make do with any foundation. A daoist must be flexible to his surroundings, or he will not be able to pass the tribulations ahead!" Xing Wenghu tsk tsk'd to himself, shaking his head. This body's cultivation felt so fragile, but with his heavenly arsenal of techniques... It would be child's play to regain his strength and ascend above everyone else. Xing Wenghu had been reborn as a cultivator in a mild cultivator family. His father had been absent for most of his life, and his mother was left to raise him unfortunantly. This left Xing with little in the way of parental attention, but where there was little supervision on him... Left the perfect gateway for Xing to be raised by all the manhua's he had been reading. Xing Wenghu had been chosen by the supreme daoist deities of the universe to unlock his cultivator potential and save this universe from a great and evil force that would threaten everyone! Blessed by the heavenly dao, Xing Wenghu from a young age had been born with the Heavenly Daoist skeleton, and the Demonic Daoist Martial Body. A potent combination that only 0.0000001% of cultivators in the entire history of existence ever had. It was so impossible to exist, that the Daoist gods themselves looked at Xing Wenghu with the greatest confusion upon his birth. "What the hell! Come see this Supreme one! This child's birth is complete bullshit! How can anyone have such opposite powers... You can't make this up!" The Supreme Daoist God's had allowed Xing Wenghu to be born after judging his soul as pure of heart. That although he may be one foreseen to cause great havoc and great strife, the actions that he would preform could lead to the greatest prosperity of the entire universe. One of the gods had stared at the new soul with great awe, his eyes nearly melting from how perfect Xing Wenghu had been Upon Xing Wenghu's very birth, a gigantic flash of light exploded across every dimension, declaring to the universe that a main character had been born. After all, why wouldn't his birth be announced in such a way! Heaven and Earth had to prepare themselves for the supreme one who would destroy and wipe out all of his enemies, like a lawn mower chopping the grass! The cultivators of the world had grown weak and stagnant, not following the Martial Dao and instead following the greed of their bank accounts! This had caused the Dao of the world to grow greatly out of whack. And in times of such desperation, only a truly powerful cultivator could set balance to the world again.. "Quickly! I want him as my disciple!!!!" Heaven was in a great storm of fury, everyone had wanted to make Xing Wenghu their disciple. None of them could stand having complete hot trash and garbage as their disciples. No matter what techniques they had bestowed upon those they were mentoring, those people were destined to be unable to resist the destiny within their soul... The true form of their future, the fate that none could avoid.. That they would truly be a side character, forgettable and mean't to die in some horribly written way that was probably easily preventable. The gods would kill to have a disciple with the Heavenly Dao of Plot Armor! Every Supreme Dao Deity seeked Xing Wenghu out, leading to him having trained in their subspace dimension. Here, Xing Wenghu learned only the most powerful of techniques, moving through barriers thought to be impenetrable by mortal beings. Just by blinking, he would break a thousand world records in a matter of seconds. Martial Masters would lose their shit upon hearing the exploits of Xing Wenghu, little did the young man know as he grew up... The dangerously high amount of enemies that would be born against him. For every achievement there were a thousand hateful eyes on his life, many who were jealous they could not be blessed with the dao of the plot armor.. But Xing Wenghu was thankfully safe and well protected, as he had done all of his achievements under the watchful eye of an immortal cultivator who had begged him to join him on his quest to become a supreme being and surpass the limits of reality itself. Xing Wenghu was just too special, how could he not beg for the main character to join him? In the face of being meaningless and not worthy of the plot... A side character could only do what a side character was capable of. Training harder? Becoming stronger? Heaven's no! Attaching himself to the main character!
Because of this, he had a large target placed upon his back. It was quite frustrating for him to experience. At every venture, Xing Wenghu would be ambushed by the worst pest of all! Side characters. Irrelevant, forgettable people who nobody could remember the name of. Not even their own mother! They haunted him, chased after him with great envy and frustration in their hearts for Xing Wenghu! Like dogs, they never stopped pushing. But if they were dogs, then Xing Wenghu was Fenrir himself! With a mighty fury that would make any animal quake in fear and tremble... Xing Wenghu would preform a powerful slapping! A slapping away of the pups that leaped at him at every turn. Xing Wenghu was the target of great envy amongst several of the celestial deities and mortal beings at all times. He kept them at bay through cunning, wits and raw strength when appropriate. And when the plot demanded it, a complete and utterly nonsensical situation would save him from the clutches of death! However, this was not meant to last. A tragedy ensued when Xing Wenghu killed his teacher out of fear that he would be betrayed and killed to prevent someone like him from existing. His teacher, much like any cultivation teacher would grow a powerful fear for Xing Wenghu. This ancient saint had trained for so long and for so many years throughout his life, and yet barely made a breakthrough.. But when Xing Wenghu attempted just the slightest ounce of anything with any sense of difficulty whatsoever. The world bent around his very whim and his will! Not even knowing how to break through the first stage, Xing Wenghu had ascended past the very first five stages of cultivation! This was unheard of throughout the cultivation world. "This child is too special! He will grow to kill me and usurp me if I allow him to remain any longer! I must stamp out the weed of rebellion before it sprouts and takes all that I have!" Using all of the resources he had gathered across his life, the martial saint would prepare a great and terrible force to fight against Xing Wenghu. He would contact every meaningless jobber and weak martial artist to fight against Xing Wenghu, after all he needed some fodder to take the really dangerous attacks from his disciple.. By the end of ten days and ten nights of slaving away at gathering forces, the martial saint that taught Xing Wenghu had assembled a force of 10,000 cultivators to stand against him! "Tch. You fools don't understand what you're facing against... You weaklings and side characters can't comprehend any ounce of my power!"
He stood alone on a desolate plain where his teacher had been worshiped like a god in mortal life. Beneath him laid dozens of defeated enemies who stood no chance against him at his current level of power. Simply thinking about his enemies being defeated had caused some of his martial will to explode and spread all around him in a dangerously potent way. Multiple weak level martial artists were defeated and knocked out by his martial will, some of them having their heads and bodies explode! "No! It can't be... I don't matter!!! AUHGHHh!!!!!!!!!" BANG! Atleast thirty of them had been defeated by Xing Wenghu merely imagining their defeat. Now, various celestial deities were flying around him, staring him down and making sure he did not slip away or escape them forever. "Get him!" One foolishly shouted, but the rest scolded the cultivator for daring to speak. "You fool! That is the great demon Xing Wenghu! The shameless little bastard nobody can touch!!!" A past mentor of his laid on his knees on the ground, preparing to recite his last words: "Oh God, O-Oh fuck! Y-you shameless little bastard! You are so much more powerful than me Xing Wenghu! How dare you betray my trust in you!"
Xing Wenghu scoffed at this remark and casually replied with two words. Two words that brought out raw pain within the soul of any elderly individual who heard them. It was a powerful sentence that could cause qi deviation in the most powerful of ancient immortals! It was particularly effective in dispatching of those who were in the older generation. As when the words were said in tandem together... They would rupture the very patience of anyone above the age of 40 that heard them!!!
Xing Wenghu took a deep breath, casually replying with the two dangerous words.
He waved one hand in front his teacher's face while bringing down another palm which crushed the man's skull into smithereens. It was like swatting a fly, except swatting a fly requires effort! Xing Wenghu raised his hands like he raised for the tv remote... And then he brought them down with little regard for his mentor. His mentor's head would explode into nothing!
He didn't need to waste any more time with this weak "Boomer".
Xing Wenghu stood in the middle of the Primordial Ancient Demonic Celestial Daoist Plains of Ruin, Death and Hope. He spoke to himself, a smirk on his face. "I need no help, I need nobody! I am above all of you!!!" Xing Wenghu didn't need to listen to any weakling Boomer who told him what to do. He would show all those other Boomers that he didn't need them! Over the next several millennia Xing Wenghu amassed power and cultivation, taking over the entire Heavenly Galactic Quadrant. His harem was massive and diverse, glittering suns from all over the quadrant. Thousands upon thousands of Jade Celestial Beauties came to join him and worship him for his strength and power. He had done it! He had become the super powerful emperor that had taken over every single cultivation world.. He had defeated everybody in his way without even breaking a single sweat! Surely, his story would have a happy ending to it because of this... But this only paved the way for Xing Wenghu's greatest and most fatal error! It was a cool summer morning, and Xing Wenghu awoke to find a vixen in his bed, the Jade Empress Xiao Hua. She looked him up and down like a predator, her eyes alight with devouring hunger. He had seen this same look on her face before, when she had come to visit him in his public appearance as the summit of Celestial Emperors with titles too long to remember. He hadn't been able to resist her beauty then. And now here she was, moments after seducing him with that same look all over her face. She sprang back up onto the bed and began nibbling on his ear playfully, then whispered, "I'm going to take your soul now." Xing Wenghu's eyes widened. "Wow, women sure are into some weird things these days!" He laughed, as she loomed over him. She looked at him like a hungry fox might look at a naive chicken waddling about half-heartedly. Her lips twisted into a cruel smile of satisfaction as her trap came into effect. Her brand of qi suddenly effected his body. His meridians felt like they were evaporating slowly from his skin each time she touched him. His body felt as if it were on fire with love for her. Initially at this thought he felt a surge of power go through him. But soon he realized it wasn't love. He was feeling everything that he had made others feel throughout his life. He could feel their suffering just as acutely as if it were his own pain that had been imposed upon them by his cruelty. He felt fear when they felt fear...He saw dread when they saw dread...He felt loss when they felt loss...He heard their cries of pain as if they were his own...and then...there was nothing...no feelings. Nothing at all but darkness surrounding him. "No..It can't be! NO! I'M...NOT...THE MAIN CHARACTER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Xing Wenghu cried out in great pain and suffering, the vile vixen cackling as she condemned Xing Wenghu to truly the worst fate possible! When his eyes came to light once more, he was no longer in his previous world. Xing Wenghu entered the body of a boy named Xing Wenghu through a cruel twist of fate. Sifting through memories that were not his own, Xing Wenghu found the world to be quite different from the one he had known.In his past life he had not spent a single day as a normal young man! The world was exactly as he had known it. Xing Wenghu frowned. Yes, the world was exactly as he had known it, but without his godly powers to guide him what success could he have? With determination in his heart, Xing Wenghu set his mind on recovering his former powers, and getting revenge on that damn bitch Xiao Hua. This was what Xing Wenghu truly believed as he stared out the roof of his parents house, having failed the tribulation of getting a job and moving out. He needed to find someone who would give him some quick spiritual cultivation methods after all; how else would he find someone to spar with on the first day? Luckily, a opportunity for power had slipped into his fingers. He had been selected as one of the lucky participants for the National Cultivator Battle Royale, which took place in America. Where only the weakest amongst cultivators could participate. There, they would be forced to survive for weeks in an undisclosed secluded island while surrounded by cultivation resources and martial scrolls. The lucky winner would have untold power, only at the deaths of everyone else. He clasped his hand, determined to take advantage of this opportunity. In his past life he knew exactly everything about the battle royale, and where every single martial herb, scroll would be located. Nothing could stop him now! "Xiiiiiiinnnnng, I need you to take out the trash!!" Xing's mom loudly called from below at him. A vein threatened to burst from Xing's forehead, how dare she interrupt him! "Moooooom, I'm contemplating the mysteries of the Heavenly Dao Don't interrupt me! Or you are courtng death!!!" He shouted back down at her, before going back to thinking in deep contemplation. The tribulation of enduring bullshit parents would indeed test his patience! 
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