Fatty Wei had gone off with Feng Peng to preform some special eating training together, in order to accumulate the necessary fat to preform the fat shedding technique.
Xing Wenghu could only hope Feng Peng's stomach would be able to handle all of the food! "Feng Peng my friend, hold on. Your suffering shall soon pay off!"
While hoping that Feng Peng would be able to endure, Xing Wenghu ran into the Jade Beauty that had captured his eyes Maria.
However, he felt something was off.
She was currently leaning against a wall, multiple women surrounding her.
"Oh? What do we have here?"
A woman was standing in front of Maria, taller than her and very cocky. With a arrogant expression upon her face.
Xing Wenghu had recognized this classical scene, played out in several of the manhuas he read. His Jade Beauty was in danger!
But this Heavenly King could feel no fear, a few women were of no concern!
"Hmph. You think you can compare to me huh? Trash women like you could never hold a candle to someone such as I! The Divine Dual Empress of the Dao!"
The woman in front of Maria shouted loudly, for no reason at all. Except to be obnoxious and dramatic. A standard scene amongst cultivators.
Xing Wenghu was very familiar with this type of woman in the upper realms. Loud, annoying and existing only to be face-slapped by him.
He rushed to the defense of his Jade Beauty, placing himself between her and the self proclaimed Empress. Like a God descending into a crowd of harpies.
He dared to not be tempted by her appearance, despite how tall and voluptuous she was."Not so fast, harlots!" Xing Wenghu shouted, the self proclaimed empress and her cackling cohorts gasping at his sudden entrance.
"You think that tramp is worth anything? Why don't you drop her~"
The Divine Dual Empress of the Dao thought she could work her charms on Xing Wenghu, but he instantly saw through her.
"This junior should stop playing with flat chested girls...And try his hand with a real woman~"
The fox like woman caressed Xing Wenghu's cheek. Maria gasped in fear of what would happen next.
"This can't be happening to me! I'm gonna end up alone...and irrelevant to the plot again..."
Such was the fate of a Jade Beauty, for she could be tossed out on a whim!
However, Xing Wenghu was not a fickle bastard. He took the hand of the self proclaimed Empress, and then slapped her loudly across the face.
"This Heavenly King is not tempted by such meager beauty! Begone!"
Xing Wenghu then shoved her away, and took a ridiculous stance once more. "A man like me, is forever loyal to his woman!!!"
Maria blushed, as Xing Wenghu pressed his advance. "Twenty Trigram, Trash Takeout Technique!!!"
A mysterious aura shined around Xing Wenghu, intimidating the Divine Dao Empress and her companions. She probably had a long and boring backstory.
But she was irrelevant, and he was the main character!
"W-what's this!? You dare!" She took a stance to fight back against him, but what happened next blew her mind.
Xing Wenghu dashed rapidly to her, and poked her in the eye.
She screamed in pain, as Xing Wenghu began to rapidly poke her all over her body. "Two Trigrams! Four Trigrams! Ten Trigrams! Twenty Trigram attack!!!"
For the final attack, Xing Wenghu surprised her not with a poke but a slap instead. "Dual FaceSlap Technique!!!" He shouted with fury in his eyes.
His slaps echoed out across the building, like two claps of thunders across the Divine Dao Empress's face.
Her cohorts gasped, offended by Xing Wenghu's sudden attack. The Divine Dao Empress was sent flying back, caught by her followers.
Xing Wenghu folded his arms, satisfied at his humiliation of her.
"If you mess with me, or anyone I know again. I will unleash the wrath of the heavens one hundred fold!!"
The Divine Dao Empress gasped as her cohorts carried her away "You will regret this, you stupid fool!" she shouted for her final words.
Maria blushed, and clutched Xing Wenghu's arm.
"This man is so reliable, I can't ever think of anyone but him!"
Infatuation blossomed within Maria's heart, as Xing Wenghu simply pat her on the head to reassure her.
"Are you alright?" Xing Wenghu took her hand, attempting to be romantic with it. Maria blushed up from this.
"I-I'm fine..."
She didn't dare to inconvenience Xing Wenghu like this. Xing Wenghu looked her over, and noticed a few bruises.
"She will not last long if I don't lend her a hand, I will need to give her cultivation techniques of her own!' While cultivation pills and special assets that increased cultivation were prohibited within the training facility...
They hadn't said anything about the exchange of techniques!
Xing Wenghu thought back to his memories, sifting through them for a powerful technique to hand onto her.
He gasped in pain and fear.
He was currently remembering the most powerful one he could have given to a woman. Which was given to the harlot that betrayed him in his past life.
"Hmph. No use getting mad at the past whore! I'll give this to Maria, and she won't ever betray me!"
Maria noticed the tense expression on Xing Wenghu's face, and became worried.
"Oh no...I've really troubled him now!"
But Xing Wenghu snapped out of it, and turned to her. "Maria, don't worry. I will transcribe a powerful cultivation technique just for you. And when I am done..."
"No woman will bother you again!" Xing Wenghu boasted. Maria was filled with relief and joy, Xing Wenghu was just so caring and benevolent to her!
"I must take my time to write it carefully Maria. All you will have to do is wait." He was not wrong, a cultivation technique could not be rushed. Even by a prodigy such as him.
"Alright Xing." Maria said with a hint of anxiety in her voice. She was still nervous, and did not want to burden him any further.
However, they were suddenly interrupted by the sound of a worried Feng Peng.
"Master Wenghu!! We have a problem!!!!" He shouted.
Xing Wenghu turned to face Feng Peng, shocked by his sudden interruption. "Feng Peng my friend, what is the matter?" He said, a tinge of confusion in Xing Wenghu's voice. Maria looking at him with worry. "That bastard Lo is back Xing! He's brought some of his lackey's out and kidnapped Fatty Wei!" Feng Peng was a mess, covered in grease and sauces from the restaurant they were in. It was rather sloppy. "You have to stop him, please!" Feng Peng got on his knees and begged Xing Wenghu, who only smiled down at him like a god at a servant. "Hmph. If Lo wants to provoke me, then I will show him the wrath of Heaven and Earth!" He would have to handle this nonsense first, before he could hand his precious Jade Beauty the techniques she would need. "Feng Peng! Lead the way to him!" Xing Wenghu shouted, Feng Peng bowing with a nod at him. "Yes!" Feng Peng then led Xing Wenghu throughout the facility, the pair avoiding any encounters with the other "bizarre" cultivators that inhabited it.
Xing Wenghu began to concentrate, flexing his body in a weird and bizarre way. Dramatic music began to play, but only in Xing Wenghu's mind. Nobody else could hear the dramatic and cool orchestra accompanying Xing Wenghu's transformation. It was his personal battle theme after all, why did anyone else need to hear it in the first place? He began to breath deeply, in and out slowly. "Looks like I'll have to use ten percent of my power on you ants. Behold, the true might of a Heavenly King!" Xing Wenghu imagined white lightning bursting all over his body, Strength was flowing all over himself. His meridians were bursting with Heavenly Celestial Qi that had transcended all of the Daoists in the entire universe. This was his prime, his soul. The power of his regression, incarnation and of every ancestor rising within him. A massive white glow, only visible to Xing Wenghu exploded all over his body. One of the thugs stopped in place, "Hey what the fuck is he doing?" Another one sto
Xing Wenghu stood victorious over Loser Lo, as Feng Peng went and untied Fatty Wei from ropes Lo had bound him within. Fatty Wei stood up, stretched himself and punched Lo in the face immediately as his first priority. "Well that settles that. Master Xing, what are you going to do with him?" Fatty Wei asked, as Xing Wenghu pondered to himself. He was still in his "Heavenly King" mode, albeit ten percent of it's power. He concentrated within his soul, and realized an ingenious thing he could inflict upon Lo for all of his crimes at this time. "I have a better idea." Xing Wenghu held a floating ethereal contract in his right hand, that only he could see. "Lo the Loser. You will sign this contract with your soul. You will become my servant for five hundred years, and should you defy or fight against me. You will be consumed by demons for all of eternity!!!" Feng Peng and Fatty Wei gasped, bowing in submission to Xing Wenghu. "S-Such power!" Feng Peng commented. Fatty Wei equally
Xing Wenghu gasped dramatically, imagining a dramatic cut in on his face while facing the mysterious man.. "I have to be careful around this man, I can feel he is dangerous to me!" Of course, him being more muscular and larger than Xing Wenghu did not help. The mysterious man only looked at Xing Wenghu, before he began to speak. "Hm. So your the mysterious cultivator kicking people's asses around here huh? You're not a cheater are you?" The man carried a air of professionalism around him, his intent concentrating on Xing Wenghu like a leash. "I don't know what you are talking about" Xing Wenghu shouted with a hint of fear in his voice. Could this man have regressed just like him? Was he aware of his regression? He could not let him live, if he really did know! The man only stared at Xing Wenghu, before getting into a fighting stance. "If you're not cheating. Then show me what you can do." He began to circle around Xing Wenghu, in a professional fighting stance. "H-He's serious
Xing Wenghu stood in front of the mysterious cultivator, confronting him with a new aura of power. His eyes were glowing celestial white, and his qi was much stronger than before. The mysterious cultivator only looked at him flabberghasted. "But how! This doesn't make any sense! You don't know any cultivation techniques!" The mysterious figure checked his notes, he had believed Xing Wenghu to be a delusional moron just like everyone else. But to actually have power? This was a detail that could be ignored no longer. The Divine Dao Empress watched the scene, hearts replacing her eyes as she gazed at Xing Wenghu. Xing Wenghu prepared to tackle the mysterious cultivator, charging up a serious attack. "Now you've done it! I will show you the wrath of the Heavens themselves!!!" Xing Wenghu posed himself, ridiculously once more. "Triple Heavenly Dao Burst Assault!" A white aura exploded from Xing Wenghu, as he charged at the mysterious cultivator from the front. The man rushed to g
Xing Wenghu found himself trapped in a nightmare. He could only watch as Sun Yaozu stood next to his mom. Both of them looked down at him with evil expressions on their faces, looking at him with disdain and embarrassment. "Hmph. My son truly is a worthless cultivator after all. You were right Sun Yaozu" Wenghu's mother said, clutching his chest. Sun Yaozu laughed at Xing Wenghu for failing, holding his mother tight against him. "That's right! Why don't we pop out three more replacements anyway!" "No...No! I can't let him...I can't!" Xing Wenghu cried out in his nightmare, surrounded by darkness. He then woke up all of a sudden. Finding himself in a room that was far from his own. He was in a woman's room, and a rather well decorated one at that. Everything was neatly arranged, all sorts of pretty things adorned the room. Several plants even were hung up across the walls. "Huh!? Where am I?" He looked around in confusion, to the left of him was the self proclaimed Divine Dao Em
Xing Wenghu began to take a bite of the meal, falling in love immediately with how well done everything was. The spices were prepared just right, the seasoning was just the right touch. And there was a strange, but sweet tasting filling all inside of the meat! "Wow, this is some of the best I've ever eaten!" Xing Wenghu was eating it so shamelessly, and in such a sloppy way! The servant girl with the Divine Dual Dao Empress could only cringe in disgust, as she motioned for the servant to go away. 'Hmph. I can't let her get in the way of my plans! I must seduce this powerful man." Just like many of the cultivation manhuas of the dao that she had studied. She too was aware of her fate. She was a side character without a backing, with a man like Xing Wenghu at her side. If she could only control him.. Then he would lift her as far as the heavens could! Xing Wenghu greedily bit into all of the food that he could possibly eat. "If you tell me where your teammates are. I can bring t
Xing Wenghu noticed Feng Peng began to choke, and rushed to his side. Despite limping like crazy, and barely able to walk properly. "Feng Peng!" He screamed, as Feng Peng clutched his throat, having choked on a chicken bone. He immediately remembered first aid from his past life for just such a situation. He grabbed Feng Peng from behind, and began to preform the Heimlich manuever, pressing against his belly to get him to cough up the bone. "Oh Feng Peng. Forgive me if this is too hard!" Xing shouted, as he pressed harder on Feng Peng's stomach. The movement caused him to rapidly cough up the bone, however a problem instantly manifested itself. When Feng Peng coughed up the bone, he coughed up several other bones. The Bones came flying out of his mouth like shards, and lodged themselves in the eyes of a cultivator walking in front of them. "Yeah, and that's when I told him-OW!" The cultivator fell on the floor, screaming as his face was pierced by bone shards from Feng Peng's st
Feng Peng looked at Xing Wenghu with just a hint of confusion within his eyes. He was not sure what to say. Master Wenghu didn't have much of a plan? "Master Wenghu. So we just wait here for the enemy to come to us and eat all of their resources?" Feng Peng asked hesitantly. Xing Wenghu nodded his head at Feng Peng."Yes. We don't need to do anything. Whoever owns this place is going to come to us, and that will be when we ambush them and take over this place for good. From there, we can win The Cultivator Battle Royale!" It would be a goose chase to search for whoever might have owned this place. Xing Wenghu did not want to waste his energy chasing after people who would come to him on their own!Feng Peng nodded his head in understanding at Xing Wenghu. "Alright then. I am going to finally sleep. My eyes are so tired, and my whole body aches!" Feng Peng immediately ran to the upstairs bedroom of the house that they were inside of. Xing Wenghu took the opprotunity to sit himself on t
Xing Wenghu held his arm out to stop the party from moving forward. Their conversation had been cut off by Xing Wenghu. Xing Wenghu was currently looking ahead of him, the party was standing behind a bunch of trees. Ahead of them was a clearing, in which a suspiciously clean and immaculate House was standing in the middle of nowhere. There were no obvious traps, nobody standing around.The entire area looked as if nobody had touched it at all. Chaddy Wei looked up from behind Xing Wenghu up ahead. "Woah Brother Xing, looks like we found shelter already!" Chaddy Wei looked up excitedly at the Log Cabin that was up ahead of them. "This means we can finally take a shower properly Brother Xing! I don't want to cultivate The Dao of The Gamer Stench!" Feng Peng laughed at the ridiculousness of Chaddy Wei's statement. "A shower? Where!?" The Ultimate Vine Mistress called out immediately. But Xing Wenghu ssh'd them. "Everyone. It could be a trap. This looks too clean and too well prepared fo
Xing Wenghu stood still and looked out at the forest for a few minutes. He did this to be cool and dramatic, but also to make it look like he was having a moment of deep change and inner peace inside. By letting Billy go, Xing Wenghu had equally in a way let go of many things weighing him down. Xing Wenghu stared with the most solemn eyes into the horizon. While his companions awkwardly stood behind him. "Are we....Are we doing something?" The Ultimate Vine Mistress said, looking around like she was expecting something to happen. Immediately, Chaddy Wei shushed her. "Sssh! Brother Xing is having a moment!" Chaddy Wei knew from his intuition that Xing Wenghu was having a moment of deep contemplation, especially with how distant he looked into the forest.Xing Wenghu had alot on his mind that he just couldn't work himself out of. He thought to himself what he should do, but there was so much coming back to him. If he was willing to let a side character like Billy go, would he spare Sun
Young Xing pointed his hand at Billy and his friends. Who all sneered and laughed at Xing Wenghu. He happened to also be the shortest kid in the entire class. So everybody metaphorically and literally looked down on him. "Whats the matter Immortal Emperor? Are you going to hit me? Are you gonna hit me huh little emperor?" Billy and his friends arrogantly laughed.Young Xing was brimming with anger. He raised his hand and immediately went to smack-"Wait wait. Now isn't the time for another flashback. I have to finish beating the shit out of you!" Xing Wenghu declared. He immediately broke out of the flash back. Now was not the time for a long and boring flashback about why he hated Billy. Xing Wenghu raised his hand to attempt to strike down Billy. He didn't need to explain himself to the audience. After all what kind of Main Character explains his actions before he acts! As Xing Wenghu raised his hand to attempt to kill Billy, he immediately on cue began to cry and squeal."No please
Xing Wenghu looked shocked at the figure standing in front of him. He pointed his finger out, shaking with slight anger and agitation. "You! You are courting death to come here! Only a fool would stand before me after what you did. And yet you have the boldness. As if you are a chicken standing before the chef, testing if you will be cooked!" Xing Wenghu directly shouted at the figure standing in front of the group. It was a young man who was of a similar age to Xing. His outfit was generic and forgettable. He did not have any significant features outside of a bowl hair cut and a skinny body build. Chaddy Wei looked skeptically at Xing Wenghu, unsure of the source of his agitation. "Brother Xing. Are you alright? This young man bears the resemblance of the side characters you talk about." Chaddy Wei doubted that the person before them was capable of anything. His senses had been enhanced from his Chad transformation. He could not feel a remote heartbeat of qi coming from the perso
Xing Wenghu was alarmed by what the Fat Cultivator told him. If Sun Yaozu was aware of his location, then it was only a matter of time until a dangerous foe attempted to ambush him. Xing Wenghu was not afraid, but the dao of the plot mandated that he not confront Sun Yaozu's imminent threat immediately. It would spoil the dramatic build up of the hidden powerful foe Sun Yaozu had recruited to fight against him."Brother Wei. We must not stay here. We have to find Feng Peng and whats her name and get a move on." Xing Wenghu said authoratively to Chaddy Wei as the two of them prepared to rejoin their companions. "How long has it been since we entered the trial?" Xing Wenghu asked the fat cultivator. The cultivator took a breath before replying."It has only been about three hours since you two entered the trial. You should have enough time to cover your tracks and make a run for it." The Fat Cultivator said. Xing Wenghu and Chaddy Wei nodded at each other before making their way back th
Xing Wenghu and Chaddy Wei were floating through the digital vortext. Both of them were swirling and flying in a mystical matrix of Data. "Brother Xing. What is going on!!!" Chaddy Wei shouted, flailing his arms around while floating in the mysterious portal. The two were being whisked away from the digital world they were in.Xing Wenghu floated calmly, despite erratically flying all over the place. "Don't worry Brother Wei. We are leaving the trial now and returning back to the Battle Royale. We just have to wait-" With a violent woosh, Xing Wenghu and Chaddy Wei found themselves back in their bodies in the mountain cavern they had previously been standing in.Chaddy Wei took a deep exasperated breath and ripped off the helmet that had been on his head, while Xing Wenghu took off the helmet calmly. "We're alive. We're alive Brother Xing! Hahaha!" Chaddy Wei shouted with happiness. Xing Wenghu looked at the make of the helmet he had worn, before tossing it away. The Fat Cultivator fr
Sun Yaozu stood in the dirtiest den of criminals in the Cultivator World. The floor was unwashed and grimy. Rats littered the building he was standing in. But to get to the black market, you had to not be afraid to get your hands dirty. He stood in front of one of the brokers of the Cultivator Underworld, arranging carefully a deal with him that would soon solve a headache for him."And you're telling me you want to kill one boy in the Cultivator Battle Royale?" The Cultivator Broker looked at Sun Yaozu skeptically. He could not believe what he was hearing. In his entire life, he had yet to hear of someone wanting to assassinate a delusional contestant of the Battle Royale. "It's hard to keep an assassination like that hidden. There are cameras all over the Cultivator Battle Royale. Anyone who is sent will be seen and recorded." The broker was surprised by the boldness of Sun Yaozu, to attempt such a open assassination on such a weak and feeble target. It was statistically likely they
Xing Wenghu turned to Chaddy Wei proudly, "Let's get out of here Brother Wei". Although he was tempted by the darkness and angst deep within him to kill Sun Yaozu. He could not spoil his fateful confrontation. For the sake of the Plot, he had to leave Sun Yaozu alive. The Dao of the Plot would remove Xing Wenghu's Plot armor if he wasted his time killing Sun Yaozu now. Who would be his final villain to beat the shit out of?Those who strayed from the plot, very easily and very quickly fell into qi deviation. Chaddy Wei nodded at Xing Wenghu as the two of them approached the portal, only to be cut off by a voice behind them."Y-You fool Xing Wenghu! I will kill you after you're done with this stupid game. But my children will kill you long before you have a chance!" Sun Yaozu spat with anger at Xing Wenghu, who only regarded him as a mere side character. The lowest of statuses he could bestow upon someone."Silence. I will beat the shit out of you later." Xing Wenghu coldly turned arou