Xing Wenghu turned to face Feng Peng, shocked by his sudden interruption.
"Feng Peng my friend, what is the matter?" He said, a tinge of confusion in Xing Wenghu's voice. Maria looking at him with worry.
"That bastard Lo is back Xing! He's brought some of his lackey's out and kidnapped Fatty Wei!"
Feng Peng was a mess, covered in grease and sauces from the restaurant they were in. It was rather sloppy.
"You have to stop him, please!" Feng Peng got on his knees and begged Xing Wenghu, who only smiled down at him like a god at a servant.
"Hmph. If Lo wants to provoke me, then I will show him the wrath of Heaven and Earth!" He would have to handle this nonsense first, before he could hand his precious Jade Beauty the techniques she would need.
"Feng Peng! Lead the way to him!" Xing Wenghu shouted, Feng Peng bowing with a nod at him.
"Yes!" Feng Peng then led Xing Wenghu throughout the facility, the pair avoiding any encounters with the other "bizarre" cultivators that inhabited it.
There were certainly quite a few weirdos in the facility. Many more eccentric than Xing Wenghu. An encounter of them was capable of being quite lethal or dangerous.
Eventually, the pair found themselves in a shady and conveniently placed basement. Fatty Wei was currently tied up.
He was surrounded by several thugs, who had no understanding of their place in the world as a side character. They were all dressed equally forgetable, wearing nothing but generic shirts and tanktops. Alongside jeans that had been obtained from a clearance sale.
Master Lo was currently standing arrogant, despite shitting his pants before. He was holding a large piece of chicken in front of Fatty Wei.
"What's the matter Fatty? It's finger licking good!" Master Lo began to beat him with the chicken. "If you won't eat the chicken, then chicken eat you!!!"
Xing Wenghu stared at Lo with rage, "Hey fucker. Do you need me to make you shit your pants again!"
Lo turned around, with a look of fear on his face. He was beginning to realize his fate as a side character, but he couldn't take this lying down. "Oh no, It's Xing Wenghu!!!"
He needed to be relevant, he was the young master here!
He was the one who was supposed to always be on top of things. Not some commoner!!!
"Hmph. Xing the poor boy is back." As per a young master, he could only make up bad insults that made no sense in reality.
"Looks like you need another lesson, brothers whoever beats him up will get a million dollars!" Loser Lo shouted, as his thugs began to surround Xing Wenghu.
Multiple suspicious people prepared to fight against Xing Wenghu, several of them clearly not belonging to the competition.
A young master would stoop to any level to defeat their enemies, and that included playing dirty!
"Master Xing, I will fight with you!" Feng Peng shouted with passionate fury, as he prepared to fight alongside Xing.
However Xing stopped him immediately, raising his hand to interrupt him.
"Feng Peng. A true man does not burden his friends, watch the strength of this Heavenly King!"
Xing Wenghu then attempted to do a badass walk forward, imagining himself with a silhouette of his past god like self over his back.
"Damn I look cool."
Xing Wenghu smirked, as the first thug conveniently attacked by himself with the most obviously telegraphed attack possible. It was an attack so basic, even a child could see it coming.
It was pathetic, and unprofessional. Much like his career.
"Hmph little brother, prepare to take my fist! That money is as good as mine." The thug threw a very predictable right straight fist at Xing Wenghu.
Xing Wenghu yawned, easily dodging the attack like it was paper.
It was time for him to take out the trash. For he was truly the garbage man!
Xing Wenghu began to violently slap the first thug over and over, a familiar scene to him. Many times in his past life, had he slapped an idiot senseless.
"This is the slap your mother should have given you!" Xing Wenghu declared, as he preformed a slap combo on the thug. Who was mercilessly being slapped back and forth in front of the others.
Loser Lo only crouched, in fear and defeat. "Oh no. He only gets stronger!!!" He shrieked to himself. Fatty Wei smirked at him insultingly.
"Hmph. You shouldn't have messed with my senior brother." Fatty Wei said, as the fight continued.
The thug violently went flying into the wall nearby, leaving a crack in it as he fell unconscious.
Loser Lo flared up in rage and anger at Xing Wenghu. "What are you waiting for, get him!!" He shouted, as the rest of the thugs desperately attacked Xing Wenghu.
Five of them were running at Xing Wenghu, as he began to flex his body.
"Hmph. I didn't want to use this, but I really have to go all out so early on!" Xing Wenghu began to concentrate, realizing how serious the situation had just become.
He would need to unleash a fragment of his former Heavenly King self. But could his body handle the weight?
Xing Wenghu began to concentrate, flexing his body in a weird and bizarre way. Dramatic music began to play, but only in Xing Wenghu's mind. Nobody else could hear the dramatic and cool orchestra accompanying Xing Wenghu's transformation. It was his personal battle theme after all, why did anyone else need to hear it in the first place? He began to breath deeply, in and out slowly. "Looks like I'll have to use ten percent of my power on you ants. Behold, the true might of a Heavenly King!" Xing Wenghu imagined white lightning bursting all over his body, Strength was flowing all over himself. His meridians were bursting with Heavenly Celestial Qi that had transcended all of the Daoists in the entire universe. This was his prime, his soul. The power of his regression, incarnation and of every ancestor rising within him. A massive white glow, only visible to Xing Wenghu exploded all over his body. One of the thugs stopped in place, "Hey what the fuck is he doing?" Another one sto
Xing Wenghu stood victorious over Loser Lo, as Feng Peng went and untied Fatty Wei from ropes Lo had bound him within. Fatty Wei stood up, stretched himself and punched Lo in the face immediately as his first priority. "Well that settles that. Master Xing, what are you going to do with him?" Fatty Wei asked, as Xing Wenghu pondered to himself. He was still in his "Heavenly King" mode, albeit ten percent of it's power. He concentrated within his soul, and realized an ingenious thing he could inflict upon Lo for all of his crimes at this time. "I have a better idea." Xing Wenghu held a floating ethereal contract in his right hand, that only he could see. "Lo the Loser. You will sign this contract with your soul. You will become my servant for five hundred years, and should you defy or fight against me. You will be consumed by demons for all of eternity!!!" Feng Peng and Fatty Wei gasped, bowing in submission to Xing Wenghu. "S-Such power!" Feng Peng commented. Fatty Wei equally
Xing Wenghu gasped dramatically, imagining a dramatic cut in on his face while facing the mysterious man.. "I have to be careful around this man, I can feel he is dangerous to me!" Of course, him being more muscular and larger than Xing Wenghu did not help. The mysterious man only looked at Xing Wenghu, before he began to speak. "Hm. So your the mysterious cultivator kicking people's asses around here huh? You're not a cheater are you?" The man carried a air of professionalism around him, his intent concentrating on Xing Wenghu like a leash. "I don't know what you are talking about" Xing Wenghu shouted with a hint of fear in his voice. Could this man have regressed just like him? Was he aware of his regression? He could not let him live, if he really did know! The man only stared at Xing Wenghu, before getting into a fighting stance. "If you're not cheating. Then show me what you can do." He began to circle around Xing Wenghu, in a professional fighting stance. "H-He's serious
Xing Wenghu stood in front of the mysterious cultivator, confronting him with a new aura of power. His eyes were glowing celestial white, and his qi was much stronger than before. The mysterious cultivator only looked at him flabberghasted. "But how! This doesn't make any sense! You don't know any cultivation techniques!" The mysterious figure checked his notes, he had believed Xing Wenghu to be a delusional moron just like everyone else. But to actually have power? This was a detail that could be ignored no longer. The Divine Dao Empress watched the scene, hearts replacing her eyes as she gazed at Xing Wenghu. Xing Wenghu prepared to tackle the mysterious cultivator, charging up a serious attack. "Now you've done it! I will show you the wrath of the Heavens themselves!!!" Xing Wenghu posed himself, ridiculously once more. "Triple Heavenly Dao Burst Assault!" A white aura exploded from Xing Wenghu, as he charged at the mysterious cultivator from the front. The man rushed to g
Xing Wenghu found himself trapped in a nightmare. He could only watch as Sun Yaozu stood next to his mom. Both of them looked down at him with evil expressions on their faces, looking at him with disdain and embarrassment. "Hmph. My son truly is a worthless cultivator after all. You were right Sun Yaozu" Wenghu's mother said, clutching his chest. Sun Yaozu laughed at Xing Wenghu for failing, holding his mother tight against him. "That's right! Why don't we pop out three more replacements anyway!" "No...No! I can't let him...I can't!" Xing Wenghu cried out in his nightmare, surrounded by darkness. He then woke up all of a sudden. Finding himself in a room that was far from his own. He was in a woman's room, and a rather well decorated one at that. Everything was neatly arranged, all sorts of pretty things adorned the room. Several plants even were hung up across the walls. "Huh!? Where am I?" He looked around in confusion, to the left of him was the self proclaimed Divine Dao Em
Xing Wenghu began to take a bite of the meal, falling in love immediately with how well done everything was. The spices were prepared just right, the seasoning was just the right touch. And there was a strange, but sweet tasting filling all inside of the meat! "Wow, this is some of the best I've ever eaten!" Xing Wenghu was eating it so shamelessly, and in such a sloppy way! The servant girl with the Divine Dual Dao Empress could only cringe in disgust, as she motioned for the servant to go away. 'Hmph. I can't let her get in the way of my plans! I must seduce this powerful man." Just like many of the cultivation manhuas of the dao that she had studied. She too was aware of her fate. She was a side character without a backing, with a man like Xing Wenghu at her side. If she could only control him.. Then he would lift her as far as the heavens could! Xing Wenghu greedily bit into all of the food that he could possibly eat. "If you tell me where your teammates are. I can bring t
Xing Wenghu noticed Feng Peng began to choke, and rushed to his side. Despite limping like crazy, and barely able to walk properly. "Feng Peng!" He screamed, as Feng Peng clutched his throat, having choked on a chicken bone. He immediately remembered first aid from his past life for just such a situation. He grabbed Feng Peng from behind, and began to preform the Heimlich manuever, pressing against his belly to get him to cough up the bone. "Oh Feng Peng. Forgive me if this is too hard!" Xing shouted, as he pressed harder on Feng Peng's stomach. The movement caused him to rapidly cough up the bone, however a problem instantly manifested itself. When Feng Peng coughed up the bone, he coughed up several other bones. The Bones came flying out of his mouth like shards, and lodged themselves in the eyes of a cultivator walking in front of them. "Yeah, and that's when I told him-OW!" The cultivator fell on the floor, screaming as his face was pierced by bone shards from Feng Peng's st
Maria was scared, confused and afraid. She was currently leaning against the wall, once again a damsel in distress. Xing Wenghu took a deep breath, this was his fault. He underestimated how often Jade Beauties got kidnapped. "W-What should we do!" Lo said, as Xing Wenghu slapped him at the back of the head. "Silly Lo, we save my girlfriend!" He shouted, as Xing Wenghu limped his way over with his party members in tow. "Hey stupid!" Xing Wenghu shouted, gathering the attention of the thuggish men in front of him. All of them, generic and irrelevant people in the real world turned to face him. It was time for them to take a huge loss, and serve their purpose of making Xing Wenghu look cool indeed. Maria was shocked, immediately rushing her way to Xing Wenghu's side. Of course, one of the thugs immediately blocked her from doing so. "Hey! Let me go!" Maria screamed, in classic damsel in distress fashion. The thug simply smirked, wearing trash clothes and have a trash sense of fash