Fun Online

4

Some more.

The level ceilings have already moved twice.

There were already many who discovered titles, professions, territories and received the main thing: class.

And in the top with his own nickname was the leader: King (level 50, knight, Walrus region)

It seems that this is the one who was Walrus Cutie on the first day, but due to my own adventures, I can’t say for sure. The leader of the day is the one who gets the maximum levels, but the tops are made up of rating points.

I'm not going to delve into this nonsense just yet.

I've already come to terms with the fact that I didn't turn out to be a pro player. I'll try it sometime next year with a new game. And then I'm going to suffer through the dungeon with Nedimone just for the sake of interest. Yes, and free access has not yet been released.

When I was about to climb into the Anapa, then suddenly a message came to my smartphone from a company that I renamed a little for myself:

Message from the "Evil Headquarters":

Attention to all employees, due to the emergency with the wiring and the bay, everyone is sent on a new vacation (without pay).

Damn, I still had a job. I have to ask my parents about the money tomorrow.

Then I got into the game and spent time there until seven in the morning. Dig stones, praise the priestess, draw a bear and eat the earth. The tasks were invented by a delusional generator or a mentally unstable screenwriter.

In two days of playing time, I reached the finish line, there was only one task left. But the brain is already melting, I want to sleep ...

The alarm clock built into the booth said it was time to go to the university.

- Dad, mom, I wanted to ask, will you leave money for Nika?

- Payment of housing and communal services, ten thousand for her in her own hands, and you have your own, - answered the father.

I exhaled happily.

“Thanks, so she’s independent, and I’m just a light control?” I asked hopefully.

- Mish, Aunt Lida will control you, you will be required ... but nothing. Nika asked for independence, you can ignore her within the framework of the rules that I threw into your contact, ”my mother answered.

“Understood, then I went,” I got ready and left.

"Mom" was actually a stepmother. The biological mother long ago created another family.

Here for Nicky she was native.

Parents before the wedding, both had trailers. But the sister was then so small that she was not even aware of this for a long time.

I rarely spoke to her lately. Now she is in transition. And she and her stepmother have a not-so-great plan for me.

So, we must return to the parents and ask them to take the girl with them!

I almost decided on this idea, but I was already in the audience for the first lecture of the new year.

I sat in the back row in the middle, somehow did not fall asleep.

And gladly dumped. There were no more couples today.

- Sleep! I said as I entered the house. I quickly changed clothes, checked if my parents were at home. No.

Now you can go to bed with a clear conscience.

I was on the bed, and after a couple of minutes the cat crushed me with its almost pound carcass.

It is strange that the parents were not indignant that their "baby" gained a little over the summer.

With this thought, I fell asleep. I had another nightmare about deaths at the hands of a coach.

For some reason, my brain got hooked on the behavior of this particular creature, never showing a repetition of a thousand nonsense tasks from Nedemon Ursa.

I woke up, looked at the news feed from the administration of Fun.

Nothing special, but the number of users jumped sharply above a million with the start of sales in China, India and Japan. Previously, the game was licensed, there were only a few launched censors-testers from these countries.

Koreans have been wandering around Zabava for a long time. The rest of the markets have been open for a long time.

Well, apart from the fact that the level ceiling was raised, nothing special.

I looked through the forum a little more and once again drove “Mart” into the search.

Subject: I did. Smog!

Author: Bear Sizy

The Bear region has a very dumb NPC for training. A bearded giant with a halberd and the strange name "Windy".

This buggy trainer makes it easy for only girls to complete their three-step workout.

He kills men endlessly, taking away money and objects.

In the end, when I was already thinking about dropping everything and erasing the character, I once again answered him that I “didn’t understand.” I don't know, maybe the third time in a row.

And then he said to me:

“Little immortal youth, life is important!” Try to survive!

Then I got my things back. In addition, the experience was enough immediately to the fifth level. And the third stage of the training turned out to be a simple beating of a scarecrow.

And that's it!

Pandochka Lemon (level 19, Bear region)

If you think he's giving the girls an easy task, then you're an idiot!

This bearded wall offers a choice: get married, bring him toothpicks, or give up training.

I had to make my own toothpicks!

Gray Bear (level 7, Bear Region)

Believe me, it's still easier than dying stupidly for almost a month in real time!

Graceful Pandochka (level 35, Bear region)

The coach is getting married exactly one day! No harassment. This bastard makes him cook food, and then says:

“You went through training, but you don’t fit me.

And that's it, divorce!

Black Brown (level 9, Bear Region)

I don’t understand you, I just gave up training and calmly swing on quests.

Himalayan Pink (Tier 23, Bear Region)

Ha ha ha, weaklings! My namesake (and I'm vin'nyla Krishnan from Tamil Nadu, a state in southern India) is very light.

You die five or six times to become naked, then just beg for mercy. How stupid are you.

White White (Level 5, Bear Region)

Himalayan Pink Thank you! Brother, it worked!

But he does not return things and money!

Temka was huge, more than forty pages.

A lot of people went through the training, someone talked about how they refused this task, beating the scarecrow, or even changed the bugged region to another, resetting to zero.

The trolls also came in to neigh over the bears.

Well, now I know I wasn't the only one who suffered. Not so embarrassing anymore

But a search for Nedimone turned up nothing. Looks like this thread is mine.

Nobody even wrote about Mart's Hatchet.

So, okay, I walked around the apartment, a song of some singer was hollowing out from my sister's room, then it was replaced by rap, yeah.

Misha:

Mom, dad, can't you see her?

(video attached)

Mum:

No.

Dad:

No options. There is a lot of trouble with registration in school. We are in China.

Misha:

I thought you were staying in Russia.

Mum:

Didn't we say? Well, now you know.

Veronica:

Stop chirping. Stop doing homework.

Wernick:

Misha is a snitch.

Veronica:

And he slept all day.

Veronica:

I hate you all.

Veronica:

How it pisses me off .

Then she posted a picture with grades in her diary, three fives at once.

It seems that the riot and insults were simply ignored.

It means that at the dacha, the parents have already got used to the child who went wild after the camp.

And I have to live with it!

I went to the door and knocked.

Why did you buy headphones? I asked as the music faded a little.

But in response, something flew at the door, and the speakers began to shout three times stronger.

Well, then I knocked and opened the door.

In the next moment, a slipper flew at me, then a textbook, and then the cat knocked me down and burst into the room.

But he was shell-shocked by the music and rushed back to the safe corridor.

And then something else hit me.

Then again.

Again.

It seems that Nika the angel has become a fallen angel?

- Do not disturb me! I'm getting ready to transition to external studies! How you all annoy me! I hate!

- What externalist? What are you? I didn't understand.

“And you won’t understand. Parents let me try! Today, before leaving, everything was discussed with Aunt Lida and a power of attorney was issued. I'm moving in with her next week! came from behind the door.

- I don’t understand, there’s a free apartment right there, why do you need to move? Especially the grades in the diary?

- As long as you have to go. And about the move, my aunt set the condition. I hate. And you, Misha, most of all!

– What did I do?

– Ummmm! Erysipelas! Get away! came from behind the door, followed by a blow to its surface and a cry of pain.

Well... I'm safer.

It seems to be good news.

I don’t know how to communicate with girls, and my sister becomes some kind of semblance, multiplied by the fact that she is a teenager.

Yes, the boarding school for gifted children with a division into boys and girls, where my father took me until the eighth grade, did not make me too sociable.

- Stop, and who will the cat stay with?

- Murzilka will be with you! - Nika said with anguish and, it seems, began to cry. - He'll have to come here!

“Why do you even need an exte…” I began, but something, perhaps in the second round, flew into the door. - Okay, we have a free country, do what you want.

Free hut, like in summer. Great, just be patient for a week.

I entered the game, and immediately a priestess jumped up to me:

“Finally, you got back in shape, I didn’t know what to do with myself for several days.

- Thanks for waiting.

“Come on, your last task is to talk to the Bear God.”

Attention, the task is received: to speak with the deity.

We advise you to think over each answer .

- Understood. And how can I do it? I asked the priestess.

“It's simple, go into the cave over there and sit down. And then just wait. May grace descend upon such a foolish person. But before that, you must hand over to me all the weapons you have.

The condition of the conversation with the Bear God: complete purity.

I silently shook out the halberd and both pieces of wood from the inventory, after which I entered the doorway.

I entered and the door slammed shut behind me.

At that moment, I felt myself in free fall.

And so it went on for a long time.

A second, a minute, perhaps an hour.

Then came the information message.

Attention! You have changed the region!

Attention! You failed the task: *Training*

Attention! You failed the quest: *Equipment Hunt *

Then the fall or flight continued.

And again time flowed until a white lump of light appeared near me, and an alert popped up:

Congratulations! You are the first player to see the deity!

Achievement: The first witness in history.

You are the first in the game who was able to bring your avatar to a meeting with the Supreme Being of the Region.

You get: free access for three months as a gift.

Would you like to add your name to the hall of fame (all your titles will be automatically added along with it)?