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2024-10-29 19:42:56Bai Feng looked at the offending arm, stopping him from having the sweet and sour taste of the potato salad, and then craned his neck upward to see that it was one of his childhood friends Xiao Chun!
Xiao Chun was very different compared to Bai Feng. He was a tall stalwart man with an impressive physique and he wore a clean grey tunic and clean khaki pants.
There was a stark difference between the slob Bai Feng and the clean, neat, and strong Xiao Chun.
Most of the women couldn't stop glancing at Xiao Chun while if their eyes met even one part of Bai Feng they would recoil visibly, even Mu An couldn't help but take a few glances at Xiao Chun.
He wasn't that pretty but he was the perfect man in the village, he was strong so he could tile the fields with the bovines and he wasn't that bad looking so every woman found him acceptable.
Comparatively speaking Bai Feng was a hobo and Xiao Chun was prince charming!
And Xiao Chun wasn't in the wrong here, they haven't even started the ceremony to thank the immortal who gave them the blessings which let their village prosper until now, but Bai Feng already seated himself at the table and went ahead to eat? This showed that he had no respect for the lord immortal that practically gave them their lives!
How could they have lived so well without the blessings on their crops and animals? There would have been instances where they would have even starved to death as this happened occasionally before the lord immortal blessed them hundreds of years ago.
Some of the women who brought the food started to shout:
"Xiao Chun go and rearrange his face for disrespecting the Lord Immortal, maybe you would make him less unattractive!"
Another of the women butted in:
"Yeah, Xiao Chun show him why you got those muscles of yours!"
"Teach him to not disrespect our Lord Immortal ever again, bash his fat face in!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
Xiao Chun looked at Bai Feng and tightened the grip over his left wrist as he said:
"You goddamn fatty, you eat since I know you and you can't even suppress yourself at this sacred festival?"
Bai Feng didn't like the things that were being said to him but the potato salad in front of him was winking to him at this point and since his left hand was unusable at this moment his right hand slowly inched towards the potato salad as if he didn't hear anything that was yelled at him.
It's been quite a long time since he had different varieties of food and he just couldn't stop himself.
Xiao Chun frowned as he clamped his right hand on Bai Feng's right wrist and kept him there tightly from behind, he tried to drag him away from the table only to realize that the young man was so heavy that even he with his stalwart physique was unable to move him forcefully!
He took a few steps backward trying to drag Bai Feng with him but he was still unable to, how was the stool Bai Feng stood on still standing up?
It made no sense!
If he was so heavy the stool wouldn't have been able to bear his weight and it would have broken by now.
No matter what Xiao Chun did he couldn't move him from the table and as he clamped his hands on his wrists he started to feel that Bai Feng was going to drag him around!
This slobby fat guy was gonna drag him? That should be impossible!
However the next moment he thought that he felt his body starting to get up into the air as Bai Feng got up from the table by himself.
This action made every person around have their jaws drop to the ground.
Bai Feng looked behind him and seeing how Xiao Chun was still clamping on his wrists he slowly said:
"Come on man, I thought we were friends, why don't you just let me eat my food."
If a needle dropped to the ground right now its sound could be heard as clearly as possible since everyone became mute at Bai Feng's words.
Xiao Chun frowned as he continued to tighten his grip then he suddenly felt his world rolling around him as he was flipped like an omelet by Bai Feng.
Bai Feng just lifted his hands over his head but the force from that action threw Xiao Chun away like he was a rolling barrel.
He rolled for a few meters before he stopped because his head hit the festival's ceremonial bell, making it ring very loudly.
Everyone's faces turned as dark as the bottom of a pot as they glared at Bai Feng, the bell was supposed to be rung only when they were going to start to eat and only after they had all said their thanks to the immortal!
Some of them even wanted to go and strangle him but seeing how the strong Xiao Chun was rolled on his back and flipped around like an omelet they decided against antagonizing Bai Feng no matter how angry they were with his actions, this was the first time Bai Feng ever fought back, most of the time he would let himself take a beating with his head down.
Bai Feng went back to the table as he started with the potato salad, stuffing his face like usual even his sister Mu An couldn't help but look in a different direction hoping the others wouldn't blame her for his actions.
Xiao Chun's head was ringing as he got away from the bell and got up, he then started to walk back towards Bai Feng only to fall as if he was drunk.
The bell-ringing did a number on his balance as he tried to get back up only to fall again.
But Bai Feng didn't get enough time to stuff his face, while Xiao Chun was one of the stronger men in the village he wasn't the only one and the importance of the festival was rather high among people of all ages, not only the youth.
Mu An started shaking as she saw the law enforcement team get involved, a man with a big belly swayed his way towards the table from the crowd, he had a small hat on his head and he wore a blue shirt with a golden star embedded on it.
The man walked until he was near the table then slowly approached Bai Feng's face as he said:
"Yo youngster, don't you think you are a little impertinent? You even beat the guy who was supposed to save the day and then you go and eat? Who gave you the guts to do this?"
Bai Feng was stuffing his face without a care in the world as he was in his world now after he finished the potato salad he moved onto some grilled fish that had been traded from a nearby village.
The moment he tried to bite into the fish the Sherif quickly took the fish out of his hand making Bai Feng almost bite his hand.
Bai Feng glared around until he saw the fish in the sheriff's hand and then bit down strongly, the man got startled as he dropped the fish not thinking that Bai Feng would act in such a way, he thought that he would get scared after he arrived only to see him bite at him as if he was a dog!
The moment he dropped the fish Bai Feng bit directly onto the man's hand leaving bloody teeth marks on it!
The man swore so loud that the whole village heard it:
"DAMN YOUR DEAD MOTHER FOR BIRTHING YOU BAI FENG!"
Mu An put her hand slowly to her mouth as tears started to pour out of her eyes, how could the man say such a thing about their mother?
The moment the man said that about his mother was the single moment that Bai Feng stopped eating up to now, even after he bit the man's hand he still went ahead to eat but when he heard those words he put his chopsticks down and stopped everything.
He got up from the table and glanced directly at the man that was a few heads taller than him, he was still cursing his mother while clutching his wounded hand.
"Damn that whore for birthing you, you damn useless trash, all you do is make trouble by eating and sleeping all day!"
Bai Feng was known by the whole village, 5,000 people weren't many and most of them were looking down on him because of his actions after his parent's death, they thought that he would become a hard-working young man that would support both himself and his sister through the work of the field, he was also very lucky as he inherited the chicken rearing farm, but all he did every day was eat and sleep like an animal!
A lot of people were looking down on him but they never attacked his dead parents because they were respectable people, it was unknown why the sheriff decided to go there and insult the dead woman.
"Mister Sheriff… I can handle being called a fat pig, a loser, a futureless wart, a forever virgin, everything that's aimed at me doesn't hurt me…"
"I learned to live with the insults but you had to go ahead and insult my mother…"
"I cannot forgive you for that!"
Bai Feng got up from the stool he was on and approached the Sheriff as he glared while looking up at him.
"You dare to glare at me you little bitch? Look what you have done to my hand!"
The man glared at Bai Feng as he backhanded him across the face making him fall to the ground like a sack of potatoes, while Bai Feng dealt easily with Xiao Chun when he was pitied against an adult he couldn't do much…
The sheriff made his way to the downed Bai Feng as he started to beat him up, pulling him up by his greasy hair with a disgusted expression as he started to smash his head to the ground.
Then he got up as he dusted his hands only to find some lice on his hands which immediately angered him again and he started to kick the downed youth hard.
However the more he kicked the stranger he felt, he started to feel that he was kicking a steel plate!
One kick after another, his foot hurt as he lost his balance and took two steps backward.
He glared at the downed figure of Bai Feng which started to twitch and he was ready to give him another beating to make him stay down when suddenly pure white light started to shine from the sky as if a divine angel was ready to descend upon these mortal lands.
Some of the women even started to screech:
"It's the Lord Immortal! The Lord immortal finally decided to descend upon our humble village again!"
"Hurray! Hurray!"
Everyone was happy that the immortal arrived, only Bai Feng was still trying to get up from his downed position and try to fight it out with the Sheriff.
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